It's Happening

It has been fun yearg. Shiver me fucking gooch hairs.

Wow. That is one big nothing burger, with extra sauce all over that empty bun of a nothing burger. Man. If it wasen't such an empty bun nothing burger, I would take a big ole bite out of it.

You stupid normie fucks thinking about stocking up yet?

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Just a flu bro, go back to sleep

>Stocking up for a .5% kill rate for those under 60
You fucks would willingly go to the fema camps

that is way out of date michigan is popping off in all regions.

Fairbanks Alaska just got it’s first positive case 2 hours ago. No where is safe.

>Massachusetts is the only state with 150+ cases and no deaths
Explain

The New America will rise out of West Virginia.

Maybe they are actually testing widely rather than waiting for the deaths to start? Just a guess though, I don't know.

It's 10%. That's 800,000,000 people world wide by the time its done. You will be one of them.

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Now do the flu.

She's just getting warmed up.

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I hope you're right. Otherwise this *is* just a snoozefest.

>"buh muh boomers died!"

Ok.

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I’d rather be in Fairbanks than anchorage right now. Although we do have more hospitals but are less isolated here.

Mortality rate is definitely not 10%. Even the case mortality rate (i.e., estimated from known cases, which are more likely to be severe) is only ~2.4%. Our detection rate for the virus is probably only about 15%. So the true mortality rate is likely about 0.5%, so 5x deadlier than flu. The major problem with this virus is not that it is particularly deadly, it is that it is highly contagious.

Now that there are about 200,000 confirmed cases, there are probably at least a million people who *actually* have it. A million people means TONS of copies of the virus floating around, each susceptible to mutation.

We are going to see this evolve. And the way that viruses evolve over time is generally to become less virulent. It is not in the virus's interest to kill the host. It has to spread enough in the host to make him/her infectious and make the host sick enough to cough. That's it.

So over time to spread easier and be less virulent.

TLDR, the problem with this virus isn't the deadliness, it's the contagiousness. Still, it would suck to be in a high-risk group or to lose the "lottery" that just seems to randomly affect someone's chances of having a severe reaction to the virus.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

Ho-hum, coronoa what? Sure, I'll take a case.

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>neglects to mention that it also has a 10-15% chance of causing permanent lung damage, regardless of health.
I'm not worried about dying, I'd just like to breathe normally when this is over.

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>>No end in sight.
>>No sign of slowing down.
>>Lung glue, organ failure, starility.
>>Carriers stay infected and can still spread it.
>>Can be reinfected.
>>Reinfected can get heart attacks.
>>No cure, no vaccine.
>>Genetically engineered from SARS and HIV
% kill rate, for now.
>>Air borne.
>>Survives on all surfaces 9 days.
>>Incubation lasts 24 - 30 days.
>>Seasonal. Murders economies globally.

You're right. I'm probably just overreacting.

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In all this cesspool of misinformation and paranoia that I somehow choose willingly to inflicit upon myself your post is a welcome one.

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>>>Lung glue, organ failure, starility.
>>>Carriers stay infected and can still spread it.
>>>Can be reinfected.
>>>Reinfected can get heart attacks.

Allegedly. But you're trusting Chinese people and their "media" to tell you the truth.

>>>No end in sight.
>>Seasonal. Murders economies globally.

Just like the flu. Ho hum, still a nothing burger only made into a "monster" by the hype of the media. Shills are going to have to try harder.

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>>Definitely not 10%.

Nigger. Do you even math?

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Colorado is a super cluster. Nice useless map, bro

>buying into media fearmongering from China

this - it would not have spread so far so fast if it were truely any danger to the majority of the population

You trust the Chinese with their death and infected dnumbers to downplay this virus you retarded golem

yeah im getting bored now.

the world. you lived knowing its not worth living for.

Equidistant from the center, surrounding on all sides with enough time to develop their own cures ahead of the plague

And the one state who's citizens travel more to China than any other apparently

Strange that it spreads like this in the first days

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Do you? What's 7125/182369*100?

Then ask yourself if that's a fair estimate or an overstimate of the case mortality rate in a country that is prepared for it to hit so that it doesn't overwhelm the medical system.

COLORADO UNINFECTED

WE
HAVE
A
CURE

WEED PROTECTS YOU FROM CORONA VIRUS!

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Whats 7,125 divide by 78,204, retard?

182,369 are cases, 97,040 are unresolve. And that is what is official.

Even if the virus doesn't kill you. You should consider doing it yourself.

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Damn NC getting fucked up fucking college thots going to Europe to bang Muhammad doomed us all

What's 17/7272 you cherry-picking retard?

WOW ! I CAN'T BELIEVE COLORADO IS THE ONLY RECREATIONAL STATE IN 2017+3!!!!

It's a really boring happening.
>oh no I caught the chinese flu! It's slightly worse than the regular flu but not as bad as swine/bird flu!

Would've been cooler if it was a super contagious Ebola or something.

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That feeling will slowly turn to horror

Fuck Cary, Fuck Chapel Hill

Im out of a goddamn job for a few weeks. This blows

you are filled with satisfaction that's why

ching chong chingawong shill

More likely a few months. If you're in the US, this is probably going to peak in May before slowly receding. With a possible comeback happening in November if this follows a similar pattern to H1N1.

Major stimulus is needed. Everyone should just switch to UBI already.

>HUUUUURR MEASLES IS THE END OF THE WORLD
>HUUUUURR EBOLA IS THE END OF THE WORLD
>HUUUUURR H1N1 IS THE END OF THE WORLD
>HUUUUURR SARS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
>HUUUUURR CORONA IS THE END OF THE WORLD

lol some people desperately want this to be some kind of super virus when it's really not

there's way more people who have the virus than have been tested and they won't get tested because they don't think they have it. Symptoms for most people are light and easily confused with seasonal colds / flu virus, unless you're in an at-risk demographic there's no reason to panic. Stay home, drink fluids, get rest, wait it out.

I hope this is bait. Otherwise, you changed my mind about abortion.

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You dumb, bro. Most people who get it are asymptomatic and never even get tested.

I'm sure global trade, the economy, and life as we know it will be fine then. Thank god.

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>>Asymptomatic.

You use that word, but I don't think you know what it means.

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You don't even fucking make sense, cretin.

If there's a point to be found somewhere in your cretinous brain, spit it out in the best words you can manage.

Use short words so you don't get confused and fuck them up. Use words so short your mother might confuse them for your dick.

>>You don't even make sense.

For you.

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>Assuming tested cases are all of the infected

>>Stocking up for a .5% kill rate for those under 60
You don't stock up just for the disease, retard.
Did you notice there's an economic crash and supply shocks?

In 2009 12,000 people died of H1N1 in USA

>>buying into media fearmongering from China
Why did many western governments buy into it too? Why are they ordering ventilators? Why are they closing borders and constructing field hospitals? Why do they want masks?