It's not fucking funny.
It's not a fucking meme.
There is NO toilet paper in any store near me.
Going out tomorrow morning.
If I can't find it, I'm going to do something crazy.
2 rolls left.
HELP ME.
WHERE TP?
It's not fucking funny
Isaiah Nelson
Jackson Edwards
use a leaf
Colton Jenkins
Use printer paper
Aaron Parker
Go to McDonald’s and steal a bunch of napkins
Colton Diaz
200 bux on ebay
Brody Hall
You don't need toilet paper, just use towels and throw them in the wash with bleach
Carson Carter
Use TP just to take the excess off, then shower. Literally the most hygienical way
Oliver Morales
Last 2 digits are how many wipeless shits you're going to do.
Jordan Anderson
psst come over here
Levi Cook
what about baby wipes? or napkins? or paper towels? or a bag of rags from Home Depot? or your old newspaper? quit being a little pussy.
Andrew Green
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE
Lincoln Foster
Use picnic napkins user
Samuel Gray
I remember when americans made fun of euros when we had that one panic day, now you niggers will never get toilet paper, or you could buy it from your local family business man at $20 a roll
Nolan Brooks
order flushable wipes on amazon prime you retard.
Jayden Price
Get a bidet at home depot or lowes. Use a towel to dry up and wash that with bleach.
Colton Campbell
Faggot just take a shit and jump in the fuckin shower. I did it for 6 months cause id rather spend my little money on beers and ciggies.
Still cleaner than half these chinks out there eatin bat soup and spittied dogs aye cunt.
Eli Mitchell
> he doesn't wipe his ass with his own hand
Robert Young
I have 40 rolls. Should last me roughly 9 to ten months. I also have six packs of wet wipes.
Landon Foster
You got socks don’t ya?
Aaron Clark
Literally just take it out of a stall.
Don't forget you can wash your ass, too.
Matthew Stewart
Fun Fact....if you go to the Paint section of Lowes or Home Depot they have huge bags of super soft paper towels for painting/staining. Like $6. Think outside your tiny box for once in your life.
Jace Miller
>2 rolls left.
should last a week or 2. you`ll be alright
Luis Russell
>a fucking leaf!
David Ward
Kleenex and paper towels all gone too?
Samuel Long
Make your own using recycled newspaper bro.
Elijah Jackson
same here bro. Only one roll left and then I have to either stop cooming or stop shitting.
Levi Garcia
roll
Oliver Hernandez
Go to a movie theater or McDonald's or public toilet and steal one roll
Or shop online
Then Buy a bidet you dirty mutt
Blake Thompson
James Scott
Stick a hose in your ass you faggot.
Charles Bennett
run a bath and clean your poop chute brainless
Jacob Nguyen
You can't flush those things retard
David Garcia
once all the food is running out you won't be shitting anytime soon. Two birds with one stone.
Christopher Long
Use a wet paper towel and throw it in the trash.
Its like what they do in Mexico.
Gabriel Jackson
Grab wash rag, wipe ass, rinse rag under the sink, use for a day or two. Throw in washer....
Wow
Brody King
why the fuck do you need TP? go to the shower after you shit
Isaac Rodriguez
user, drive an hour into rural area of your state. They have walmarts in places without enough people to drain the TP.
Isaiah Barnes
0.
Evan Garcia
>cinema
>mcdonalds
myeah, those are closed now.
Kayden Sanders
Just shower, spread your butt under the water and rinse the outside butthole
Michael Stewart
2 rolls left and you are freaking out? You're fucking weak. You should only be using AT MOST 4-6 squares for your ass.
Dylan Richardson
there are flushable wipes on amazon that will be shipped to you within 12 hours...
Lincoln Wright
make your own toilet paper.
Carter Garcia
2 rolls lasts me like 3 months
Caleb White
Use water and hands , you gigantic pussy.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
install a hose bidet you chimp. or try to shoot a place up because you don't have asswipes. nobody fucking cares about you and your lazy inaction
Cameron Collins
I’ll sell you some. Cali shipping so send me your addy
Brody Gonzalez
This you got like a 2 month supply nigger what are you worried about.
Landon Wilson
McDonald’s closed all their stores
Zachary Mitchell
Get a bidet, less than $20 on ebay.
Henry Baker
>HELP ME.
>
>WHERE TP?
Take an old shirt, old underwear, socks- whatever and cut them into wipe strips. Use them like toilet paper but place in a plastic bag for washing.
becomingpeculiar.com
Jackson Brown
Yeah speaking about that...
Liam Gray
>he didn't prep
You deserve it you fucking retard.
William Sanders
Rather, amazon, not ebay. But probably that too.
Thomas Powell
Rate my prepwork.
Logan Bell
>go to gas station
>grab empty coffee cup and head to bathroom
>enter stall
>open up tp dispenser
>roll the roll into your hand and place in empty coffee cup
>stick cup under jacket and leave
Hit three gas stations this way and got five rolls worth. Sucks to be you OP.
William Gray
Honestly OP, you laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Kayden Roberts
Prepare Your Anus
This. Just shower
Jacob Reyes
Based leaf
Josiah Anderson
Rolling
Kevin Gray
use fuckin water
Ryan Nelson
>flushing a paper towel
Enjoy the waterworks dumbass. That or throw it away and make your apartment smell like shit.
Gavin Fisher
Looks good to me.
Camden Ortiz
>living in the now
>based
Ayden White
maybe this is the event you guys needed to start washing your asses properly instead of spreading shit all over your asses with paper
Cameron Fisher
lol should have had some in the house. I went to some local stores instead of the city. I live about 25 minutes from a city of 30k in a county of about 10k. They still had some tp, not a lot but some.
Evan Cox
You didnt say anything about fucking flushing...faggot, throw that shit in a trash bag. Retard.
Nolan Martin
crafty
Henry Ward
Squat in the tub and use a soapy hand as toilet paper, I have been doing it for years. My ass is cleaner and I have saved millions on toilet paper.
Samuel Hughes
but how do you dry your wet asshole?
Matthew Nguyen
I’d rather take a bullet to the head than use one of those.
Brody Jones
Fast food restaurants often have quite large rolls, and in my experience, often times the supply cabinet for cleaning supplies is located in the main customer lobby, and unlocked at that. Check Taco Bell.
Grayson Reed
Don't be a sheep. You don't need toilet paper. Go to home depot and buy a bidet. Or use a hose, or bucket.
Stop giving your money to corporations every month.
Aaron Campbell
Grayson Lee
Unironically, gas stations and convenience stores. 4 packs only though.
Ryan Parker
Take a shower and clean your asshole with soap and water. Fuck toilet paper
Ryan Sullivan
Most people shit once a day right? Take a shit, you shower.
Robert Butler
Call me user I have 3 rolls coming
Brayden Torres
Look man everyone is going to Costco and Wal Mart and the grocery stores and the Lowes to get toilet paper.
What they tend to neglect in their prepping is the Walgreens and drug store places like that. CVS Pharmacy shit like that.
They'll have toilet paper. Probably.
Nobody goes in there to prep.