/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2178 - My throat is sore Edition

► Detected: 182,598 ► Died: 7,171

>NEWS
Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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Monaco's prime minister tests positive
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New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
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>RESEARCH
Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
archive.is/SbzGJ

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
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>LATEST CASES
02:25: 5 new deaths in California, United States.
01:50: 1 new case in Monaco. The patient is Minister of State Serge Telle.
01:06: 84 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
23:01: 3 new deaths in Germany.
22:59: 67 new cases in Washington state, United States.
22:17: 2 new cases in Spain.
21:31: 68 new cases and 6 new deaths in King County, Washington state, United States.

>MORE
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TY, Baker!!!

This guy arrived from the USA and refused to do the mandatory 2 weeks of quarantine, he attacked a security guard that tried to prevent him from going outside.
youtube.com/watch?v=7e_utTaIH-E

thank you user

>LATEST CHANGES
China +21 (+13) Italy +3,233 (+349) Iran +1,053 (+129) Spain +1,954 (+48) S. Korea +158 (+6) Germany +1,459 (+4) France +1,210 (+21) US +987 (+19) Switzerland +136 (+5) UK +152 (+20) Netherlands +278 (+4) Sweden +81 (+4) Belgium +172 (+6) Austria +158 (+2) Denmark +50 (+2) Japan (+3) Canada +100 (+3) Portugal +86 (+1) Bahrain +14 (+1) Pakistan +131 (+1) Poland +52 (+1) Egypt +40 (+2) Dom. Rep. +10 (+1) Caymans (+1) Norway +92 Malaysia +138 Qatar +38 Australia +101 Greece +21 Cze. Rep. +51 Israel +85 Finland +34 Slovenia +34 Singapore +17 Brazil +34 Ireland +53 Estonia +34 Iceland +19 Romania +29 Chile +81 H. Kong +6 Thailand +33 Philippines +2 Indonesia +17 Iraq +9 S. Arabia +15 India +15 Kuwait +11 Russia +30 Peru +15 Luxembourg +4 Slovakia +11 Panama +14 Taiwan +8 Argentina +9 S. Africa +3 Bulgaria +11 Vietnam +4 Algeria +6 Ecuador +21 Croatia +8 Serbia +9 Brunei +4 Colombia +20 Mexico +10 Armenia +24 Albania +9 Turkey +29 Cyprus +13 C. Rica +6 Hungary +7 Palestine +1 Morocco +10 Belarus +9 Latvia +4 Malta +9 Jordan +17 Moldova +6 Uruguay +23 S. Lanka +10 Azerbaijan +2 Bosnia +1 Afghanistan +5 Lithuania +4 Faeroes +7 B. Faso +12 Jamaica +5 Martinique +5 Andorra +9 Macao +1 Bolivia +1 Fr. Guiana +4 Kazakhstan +1 Monaco +7 Reunion +2 Guatemala +7 Bangladesh +3 Uzbekistan +4 Guyana +3 Ukraine +4 Rwanda +2 Chan. Isl. +3 Guadeloupe +1 Honduras +3 Cameroon +1 Ethiopia +1 Mongolia +3 Tri. & Tob. +2 Gibraltar +2 St. Barth +2 Benin +1 Greenland +1 Liberia +1 Somalia +1 Tanzania +1… Total +12,980 (+646)

GAS THE BANKERS
EAT THE RICH
UBI NOW

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>DAILY NUMBER OF WHITES KILLED THROUGH ABORTION
>32,000
>DAILY NUMBER OF WHITES KILLED BY COVID-19
>0
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic isn't what's killing the white race

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 14,991 (853) Spain 9,942 (342) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 7,272 (17) France 6,633 (148) US 4,667 (87) Switzerland 2,353 (19) UK 1,543 (55) Netherlands 1,413 (24) Norway 1,348 (3) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,058 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Portugal 331 (1) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Pakistan 184 (1) Poland 177 (4) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 142 (12) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 39 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 344 Israel 298 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Brazil 234 Estonia 205 Iceland 199 Romania 168 Chile 156 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 UAE 98 Russia 93 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 Lithuania 18 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

>I-it will slow down when it gets warm out

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I'm seeing a whole lotta numbers being thrown around, but not a lot of math being done with them. here's a nifty equation any and all of you can do yourselves. it's just this easy:

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good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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Yup

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protestits of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 Ai Wei Wei 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Umbrella protests Extradition Law Hong Kong protests Democracy won the Vote

GLORIOUS CCP HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. TRUST OFFICIAL PARTY NUMBERS. DISSENTERS WILL BE CURED.

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the bay area is totally shut down, we're fucked

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MEXICO IS FUCKED
>MEXICO IS FUCKED
MEXICO IS FUCKED
>MEXICO IS FUCKED
MEXICO IS FUCKED
>MEXICO IS FUCKED

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>mfw winter is coming

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Where are you getting these images?

I just went to every restroom in the mall and stole every roll of toilet paper by handwinding it out, square by square.

I will do whatever it takes to protect this family.

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>yep, that's honesty

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I thought this was a big deal a month ago.
>everything is shutting down
>insane casinos are closing
>my friends are getting laid off
>we were in biggest boom

Now, we are heading into a life changing depression and I dont understand why. This virus ain't shit. It killed what like 5k in China. The outbreak center. Like wtf. And we now cant go to bars?

I'm missing something. Someone fill me in. Is this over reaction amd shit will return to normal? Is this virus worse than 7k dead? I was a big believer, now I see some government fuckery for no reason.WHY CRASH OUR ECONMY FOR A MINOR FLU?????..

This may sound silly but I'm wondering if I got this shit in NYC on a trip there in November. I thought it may have been the flu but it wasn't quite like my past experiences. I had the worst sore throat of my life and a coof that lasted like two weeks. No runny nose or congestion.

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Who /BarsStillOpenInTheirCity/ here?

San Antonio, reporting in. Shame drinking on a Monday means you're a lush

Hello rite wingers. We healty nau. Hau abaut yu?

The biggest outbreak in Argentina is in a zone that averages 40

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So what happened? nuke?

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what timeframe are we looking at before total collapse of public safety and people have to go out armed robbing because their businesses have been forced closed and they don't have money to eat?

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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>ignore the italians, dutches, brits, germans and French dead

>DAY 4 OF /LOCKDOWN/
>BORED OUT OF MY MIND

HOW LONG UNTIL IT'S OVER???

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mass corpse burning

Ecuador under lockdown
>Ecuador under lockdown
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Give up Walter your son is a potato and your wife is a cheating roastie.

This virus kills enough and has a high enough hospitalization rate to complete cripple the healthcare system of every nation. This is not an overreaction.

Market was too hot. Smart money sold off when China quarantined, and will buy back at the bottom. We'll be fine.

Who else noticed Joe Biden coughing during the debate?
>Who else noticed Joe Biden coughing during the debate?
Who else noticed Joe Biden coughing during the debate?
>Who else noticed Joe Biden coughing during the debate?
Who else noticed Joe Biden coughing during the debate?
>Who else noticed Joe Biden coughing during the debate?

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=34RGTKnbfCQ

Imagine not knowing how to neet

what's better bros? buying canned food or freezing your food

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Nukes have been ruled out due to the lack of seismic activity. probably firebombing or .

twitter.com/FaheemYounus/status/1239710935742283777

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They burning more bodies?

Texas and southern anons, the whataburgers at all locations will be shutting down their dine-in lobbies. Drive thru only for you fags for now

>western countries getting blown the fuck out while japan and korea are actually managing it
What are they doing that we aren't, aside from being ethnically homogenous and not obese?

no, there wasn't any seismic activity

Greenland has fallen

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Canned. The electricity may fail before this is over.

>Argentina is known for its extreme winters as cold as 10°C.

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Cooking their books

>it killed 5k in china
user...

>local radio talkshow
>"sars is airborne, this corona is droplet"

OFFICIAL /cvg/ ANIME GUIDE

Lain edition
fauux.neocities.org/hivemind.html

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ghost town wuhan has a live feed being streamed on jewtube. unlikely a firebombing, considering the visibility of it all. besides, who would be doing the firebombing?

lajornadamaya.mx/2020-03-16/Confirma-Ssa-82-casos-positivos-de-COVID-19-en-Mexico
todotexcoco.com/llega-mexico-a-82-casos-confirmados-de-covid-19-e3TUwe3DY0Nw.html
diariopuntual.com/nacional/2020/03/16/37594/incrementa-82-los-casos-confirmados-coronavirus-en-méxico
>82 FUCKING CASES NOW
PREZ GOYPEZ LADRADOR ON SUICIDE WATCH.

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no shit?

bend over

Hard times build character. Just lift if you're this bored.

Vagrants are free to spread the CHAIDS everywhere, i hope they all die. AIDS was great for killing the vagrants in NYC off.

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CALIFORNIA STATEWIDE SHELTER IN HOME LOCKDOWN NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND GET HERE

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Plus he's got a Third World electrical grid to begin with

No it won't.

Both.

more than 14k per day, according to nazi user back in the glory days of

So all the people who got laid off will instantly be working because every buisness will be back to 100 percent health?

I dont think you realize how big shutting down casinos is.

Yes, it's confirmed. All that's left now is Madagascar and the game is ogre, forever.

Because socialism was not going to win the election.

>Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
archive.is/SbzGJ

I remember when the news broke that this would take place.

I remember all the "schizos" who shat their pants because they were convinced this was the big red flag theyve been waiting for


And now here we are.

just found the stream. where the hell is the SO2 gasses coming from?

That's tragic, Whataburger is best enjoyed while drunk, and that's encouraging drinking and driving

Who cares about whites macao?

>herd immunity OFFICIALLY SCIENTIFICALLY CONFIRMED
twitter.com/MackayIM/status/1239669358198009856

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>10°C
That's enough to make me coof, now with corona we're going to literally die.

Yep....corona is out of control. Mexico is incredibly fucked.
Not even the weather is going to help us

Car accidents certainly would cause a market crash if they got Corona-virus' media attention.

>BREAKING NEWS! ANOTHER FATAL ACCIDENT!! PRESIDENT SAYS IT'S TIME TO GET OFF THE ROAD!

Every half hour.

ITT Post free E-books to keep all the bored anons busy while NEET life is being enforced on everyone.

Jews:

Blood Passover Arial toeff:
bloodpassover.com/

Red Symphony
docdro.id/awxXfEB

Manosphere/red pill

Smart and Sexy Roderick Kaine [men are smarter than women]
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/

Sexual utopia in power F roger devlin
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf

The manipulated man estar vilar
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf

Conspiracy
The lifting of the viel [about vast pedo conspiracy controlling the world]
docdroid.net/Dh4yQ08/the-lifting-of-the-veil.pdf

behold a pale horse, bill cooper
docdro.id/oSSjjeB

Imaging 9-11. All the popular media, like comics, which predicted 9-11
docdro.id/sjfan7a

>the following are both available at cia.gov, cause they found it at some mahamadeen compound. Not linking directly there though for obvious reasons.

bloodlines of the illuminati
docdro.id/CRTbzb0

The conspirator's hierarchy Dr. Coleman
docdro.id/tBlM2rv

Spiritual/kooky/blahblah

lawofone.info/

Alien disclosure
docdroid.net/192biis/cosmic-disclosure-full-transcripts.pdf

2150 AD [reincarnation fiction]
docdro.id/ercmHPd

>GLT
based

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>still believing chinkdog number
hope you and your family all die, reddit faggot nigger

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Where’s the new chrona-chans at? If coofvid-19 is gonna kill me I need more first

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