/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3666 - IT'S OVER EDITION

I work at a grocery store. It was raining all day today while pushing carts. I make sure to wear gloves and change then regularly, along with washing hands and not touching anyone or my face. I have a dry throat rn. Its been nice knowing you all.

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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God I fucking wish

For me, when they reported it can permanently decrease the size of your pp

Absolute mad man!!!!

I just want to coom in a girl. How do i get them stupid and desperate enough to live with me throughout the outbreak?

ITT Post free E-books to keep all the bored anons busy while NEET life is being enforced on everyone.

Jews:

Blood Passover Arial toeff:
bloodpassover.com/

Red Symphony
docdro.id/awxXfEB

Manosphere/red pill

Smart and Sexy Roderick Kaine [men are smarter than women]
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/

Sexual utopia in power F roger devlin
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf

The manipulated man estar vilar
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf

Conspiracy
The lifting of the viel [about vast pedo conspiracy controlling the world]
docdroid.net/Dh4yQ08/the-lifting-of-the-veil.pdf

behold a pale horse, bill cooper
docdro.id/oSSjjeB

Imaging 9-11. All the popular media, like comics, which predicted 9-11
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>the following are both available at cia.gov, cause they found it at some mahamadeen compound. Not linking directly there though for obvious reasons.

bloodlines of the illuminati
docdro.id/CRTbzb0

The conspirator's hierarchy Dr. Coleman
docdro.id/tBlM2rv

Spiritual/kooky/blahblah

lawofone.info/

Alien disclosure
docdroid.net/192biis/cosmic-disclosure-full-transcripts.pdf

2150 AD [reincarnation fiction]
docdro.id/ercmHPd

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Keep in mind that everyone is died and everything you see on social media is AI generated

Literal nothingburger

Should have bought gold

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Fear? Never. Excitement? All day every day. May the world burn.

Don't ask me how I got this information you fucks but the goverment is going to shut down every estate and apply a strict quarantine, the same the Chinese goverment applied over there, nobody can leave their houses, not even to buy food.

This is planned to last 6 to 8 weeks tops until the CDC finish the tests. Michigan is one of the places affected already.

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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>fear
>implying

instead of hoarding TP start hoarding tampons

Still kinda hard to believe some chinkoid virus i starting following mid January has gone this far. I miss the early days

SA update had a look at the shops out of curiosity, everything gone as usual but more people coofing, everyone was fucking coofing hard non-stop.

I actually ran out of the shops, these fucking cunts, coofed on all the food

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my tv show job post postponned

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Lads, I have a question.

What if i told you you could click your fingers right now and magically remove coronavirus from the world?
completely wipe it out and cure every sufferer,

BUT

your penis would dissappear if you did it.
you're just left with a small hole from what to pee from.

Would you do it?
Would you save the world?

ITS HAPPENING, SHOOTING AT A CDC RESEARCH CENTER

ITS HAPPENING, SHOOTING AT A CDC RESEARCH CENTER

when my state shut everything down even though brazil is not even in a thousand cases yet

Drive around with a gun and pick a target, champ.

Just waiting for the first celebrity death. I hope it's Robert De Niro

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today when I was told me job was closing for 2 weeks

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Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the cities of the whites and the chinks:
"In the early decades of the 21st century the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually very easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be bred 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk-turned-breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen."

The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

Are 2 filter gas masks master race?

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Bros I'm genuinely worried about mania at this point.

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Why hypertension is important:
The virus binds to the enzyme ACE2, an ACE antagonist (lowers blood pressure) in order to enter lung cells.
Certain mutations on the ACE2 gene (on X chromosome) predispose people of certain ethnic backgrounds to infection and severe response to this virus.
Those are mostly East Asians.
However, Jews are also at very high risk of hypertension.

Guys i think i have fever and mild cough. Some weird body feels aswell. As a foreign student, how do i get in touch with whatever authority to get this tested/get medical assistance if i need to? Im in Fulda btw

all those niggers, asians, mexicans and muslims need a way out of murica once the inevitable riots and lynching begin.

Why aren’t you autistic faggots calling this coofvid-19? Sounds so much better

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It's just the flu bro.

Fbzr gvcf sbe fubccvat vs lbh nofbyhgryl unir gb tb:
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Qba'g fcernq vg nebhaq.

here's your (you)

i think i made Bill Mitchell delete a tweet about the virus going away this summer. i can die now

Thanks Gary, very based.

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>wrong number
>no infp
OP IS A FAGGOT

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tmz.com/2020/03/16/wrestlemania-not-canceled-wwe-considering-options/

Fake and Jewish

So like three days ago?

I'm fat, gay, and a smoker (bother cock and cigarettes)
please I don't want to die

just give it a rest man

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see if you die before you go and get tested

I wouldn't remove it if it gave me a 16 inch dick in return mate.

The night it was confirmed in my state after coming home from a show with 4300 people

Letterkenny was awesome tho

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>boss keeps reassuring people that we will still come in to work and that no one will be getting laid off or reduced hours
>I'm waiting for the executive order to shut down non-essential businesses so I can be a NEET for 2-3 weeks

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GARYYYYY

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welp my county is in full lockdown unless going to the grocery store for food. all other businesses are down. RIP glad to shipost with you all before the collapse

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No, gets in the way of the cheek rest.

I enjoy these posts.

When my government caught lying and have other political motives from this pandemic.

>streaming from the performance center
The absolute state of vince.

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I hope it's Tom Hanks.

Your boss should be executed for treason against humanity.

>7 billion people in the world
>7000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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You don't deserve anything. Go back to your shithole.

It's about to be biblical in San Francisco

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I'm seeing a whole lotta numbers being thrown around, but not a lot of math being done with them. here's a nifty equation any and all of you can do yourselves. it's just this easy:

windy.com
+
pic related
[[0,[32,32,32,256]],
[333,[0,0,255,256]],
[666,[0,255,255,256]],
[999,[0,255,0,256]],
[1333,[255,255,0,256]],
[1666,[255,0,0,256]],
[2000,[255,255,255,256]]]
+
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8
=
good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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Greenland has fallen.
I repeat.
Greenland has fallen.

Basically a win in Plague Inc.
Our girl sure did well.

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How is the situation in Taiwan, Korea and Japan? Have they really stopped the virus?

that seems like a lose lose

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it's the millenials first actual happening
i try to zoom and got fried :/

rofl

Damn i wish i took pictures, but i just got back from the walmart outside tampa. busier than normal. empty can shelves. empty meat section. empty cereals low on just about everything else. i saw a couple panicked fat black women wearing surgical masks over just their mouths. not covering their noses. how is it looking at whatever local store you've been to recently?

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PANIC GOYIM!

NYC is fucked. Pic related is ER stats for respiratory illness the past month.

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>At what point did you really start to feel Fear?
when people started dying.

Corona Chan is going to wreck Gays and their shitty immune systems. Whats the Fag version of Boomer Remover?

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GLORIOUS CCP HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. TRUST OFFICIAL PARTY NUMBERS. DISSENTERS WILL BE CURED.

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Also looking forward to being a NEET. I guarantee people aren't going to show up once it gets bad here, so I'll do thew same.

fear?
i dont feel fear for a fucking flu you fucking pussy

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>feel fear
When I watch the news, and they always play ominous music in the background. And when they show the fatality rate but doesn't say that it's mostly boomers.

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Imagine dying for ~$80 wagey tokens. That's how much your life is worth to them.

Oddly enough, it was when Pokemon Go gave 30 free incense and boosted the effect x2. I've been following since mid-Jan and for some reason that just really got to me.

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interdasting

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>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Anyone else kinda bummed that God chose "drowning in your own sputum" as the method to end humanity? I mean, im not saying we don't deserve it but I really kind of wanted nuclear holocaust.....

Lines need some cleanup, but I'm very glad people are working on this. The lack of Corona-chan doujins is a matter of international concern.

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Korea actually seems to be doing quite well, but Japan is definitely not reporting the truth to save their olympics. No clue about Taiwan.

And Madagascar???? When??

>cut my life into pieces

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Imagine your some tourist on holiday and now your sharing your hotel with 30 corona infected crackhead Hahahahahah

>made 12k off stock puts
>teleworking quite a bit since yesterday
what's a good gaymen laptop /cvg/

I like this pasta

>2400+
Holy fuck I've been monitoring this daily, and 1000 was high.

impossible.
california has gun laws to stop that.

I feel like saving this to my HD will add to the crimes arrayed against me after the AFP steal my PC

AIDS

Just want to remind this thread that shills and disinformation teams are out in full force. Remember the retard that keep spamming the TRUMP TRIES TO BUY VACCINE SHIT?

They will try and try again.

>but I really kind of wanted nuclear holocaust.....
That comes later when China gets blamed for the Wuflu and they decide to start WW3 to keep their bug people in check.

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When this shit mutated into what was basically a death sentence.
Imagine looking around and see your friends, your family, falling like flies, one by one.

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turn all hotels in free public housing NOW

>Car lease about up
>Tom Wolf is closing all non essential places so car dealerships are closing
>Cant get anything notarized if I buy private
>Honda told me to suck a dick when I asked for an extension

FUCK ME. God fucking damn so many Americans are so fucked. I can't wait to see how they expect your average idiot to suddenly be able to live of 66% of their pay. This is all so fucked. WE ARE SO FUCKED. Millions of bankruptcies.

news.com.au/national/victoria/news/man-allegedly-stabbed-in-woolies-in-victorias-mornington-peninsula/news-story/4817e2e2bec6798855857ac048937e3f

Tranny life-banny

What is this and why is it relevant?

I'm kind of proud of humanity for not blowing ourselves up.

Yeah that's why every country on earth is shutting absolutely everything down and tanking the economy. Also I'm sure there will be no side effects.

REAL BREAD
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REAL BREAD
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REAL BREAD
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REAL BREAD
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Av' a pint down the local while the rest of the world burns.
youtube.com/watch?v=v_G9yIDG4oo

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Bug Chaser Eraser

Just tell the truth and say you were shitposting about it since January.

Faggot Finisher?

Probably once the reports from Italy started coming in, and how quickly it spread when people ignored what was up.

So, I guess roughly since Thursday

>► Detected: 7,530,000,000 ► Died: 7,530,000,000
So the virus is finally gone and there's still 470,000,000 people left

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ok

gay slayer

Checking
youtube.com/watch?v=oTysV3EfSyM

>544544
Nice numbers

No.

OFFICIAL ANIME SURVIVAL GUIDE

Boobies edition.
youtube.com/watch?v=1IIQ45CBR4g

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Is this supposed cure real or wat?

I fucked 2 on Saturday and have another one coming over tomorrow and another one on Thursday.

Not bad for a “quarantine”.
Women are more scared than us and willingly open their legs if you make them feel protected.

Does your dad work for Nintendo or something?

it means a lot of stuff is burning in that specific area. SO2 is Sulfur Dioxide, which is released from burning organic material. This is the highest concentration anywhere on the planet

The sad thing is that it doesn;t matter, there's already local infection populations in the places that matter in Canada

Canada had to close it's borders much sooner with the US.

My dad, being the Gen x he is, is in an argument with some idiot he knows from the US who's still calling the virus reporting as liberal agenda made to tank the economy and rob people of jobs. The US is on the fast track to becoming Italy 2.0, and hopefully canadians will practice social distancing much better

hey retard, this is just wind patterns overlayed on designated exit points. This tracks wind not sulfur dioxide. This was unironically debunked by times of india.

I'm gonna have or already have had a heart attack from pure stress. My heart has been on/off pounding or beating irregularly with chest pain all fucking day. I'm just too mentally weak to handle this. Please let me wake up and realize this was all a nightmare. I hope I either keel over from a heart attack or sudoku soon.

EXTREMELY underrated bants

s-sauce!

Around Janurary when China was lying about things being whine while videos of roads being barricaded showed up. I prepped early and now enjoying the habbeing

nigger shut the fuck up and have a few beers. Get a 6 pack of something above 8% and enjoy your night.

Everything except shit tickets, bottled water, and hand sanitizer in stock in Sacramento. We were only testing 20 people a day in this county last week so people don't think it's here yet.

Yes, and all of them are from China, which went dark back in April

Same. I imagine this is how the disease has been able to spread so easily so far

When some countries announced the herd immunity. This means they literally have given up.

i dont mean to sound like a try hard, but really, i havent felt any fear. i've only felt ups and downs of excitement. they say i have dysthymia, and i think i agree. this, and /ahsg/, are the only times i can think of involving any hint of happiness. btw i cant wait for /ahsg/ with Covidicanes. just imagine it

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>b-but muh ADE
>we'll k-keep getting reinfected
ADEfags blown the fuck out, immunity development confirmed
twitter.com/MackayIM/status/1239669358198009856

This thing will be done in the US inside of 4 weeks max

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And this is now my favorite thing

LARPing this hard

Bongs knew this before it was cool.

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More like it will be done with america you copping faggot

In Michigan, can confirm. No bars or restaurants are open and you can only allow up to 5 people in any business inside at a time. Lotta people around me keep saying they’re gonna lock the state down just like in San Fran

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>ominous music
They play the Contagion soundtrack during the news here.
I'm not even kidding

I work for the post office and today they had a teleconference and said that of anyone is feeling sick and needs to self quarantine they have to take it out of their own sick time and they talked about how to go about firing people.

Also, they said the same bullshit about just washing your hands and that all the hand sanitizer, wipes, and cleaning supplies we were told to order is all on backorder until june.

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Fear now? None. Now fear when the 2nd wave hits next year? BIG FEAR.

probably around the time this video was released. we were just finding out that the numbers were skyrocketing and people were dropping like flies, and then finding out that MILLIONS of people left to spread the virus worldwide before the lock-down came into effect. That was very early Jan/ Late Dec
At that very instant I knew it was too late and started prepping immediately.
Now I'm laughing at normies fighting each other over TP and jew-water

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>t.

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nhentai.net/ g /305278/ found it in here it's just 4 pages tho

that retard is trying to get ppl to panic buy. come on user...did Michigan tell you that you can't buy food for 6 months?

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