/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2177 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

IF I SEE ONE MORE WASHINGTON PLATE ON THE ROAD I'LL FU-

GO HOME BURGERS

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>TRANSMISSION PREVENTION
*coughs into elbow*
*elbow bump*
DON'T ELBOW BUMP
and wash up your arms

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say it with me
mooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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are you guys still going to church? our lord Jesus will see us through this

>news.com.au/national/victoria/melbourne-scientists-make-major-coronavirus-breakthrough/news-story/7bc7d9ebd54ef4dfa0aa4483855c3669

>Melbourne scientists have discovered how the human body overcomes coronavirus in a global breakthrough hoped to fast-track treatments, vaccines and even identify those at risk of dying.

>The Doherty Institute researchers have also shown that healthy people can expect to fight off mild to moderate COVID-19 cases in three days.

>Rather than a vaccine, some scientists are pushing to develop drugs that mimic the weapons used by the immune system to kill the virus, which would be enhanced by the discovery of the antibodies..

Afaik no whites have died. They don't release this info.
I kinda feel like I have a cold coming on though.
Might be allergies. Who can tell.

Ashes! Ashes! We all fall down!

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the boomer is cracking? what stage of grief is this???

>he prepped?
>raid it

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Currently nothingburger mode but I still like these threads in case I'm wrong or something changes

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OFFICIAL ANIME GUIDE

Literal kino edition.
youtube.com/watch?v=G986i5ZlH0M

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lol....

every time i get nervous,i see something like this and realize it's just time for nature to run it's course

oh boy they joined the "I guess we'll sit here and do nothing" group along with the uk

A nurse I work with has been telling people to just carry a water bottle and take a sip every ten minutes and that doing so would clean the virus from their mouths and keep them from getting sick.

A nurse.

We're fucking doomed.

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asshoe takes pole position with nothing more interesting than "first"

Come to Azeroth lads

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The dutch once again proving they're just discount bongs.

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No.
We come with a delivery.

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Photoshop in "penis inspection" to the bottom of that sign

>herd immunity
You mean the plan the anglos built on shitty data and bad computer simulations? They are going to go with that plan?

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What's it like being involuntarily subjected to herd immunity, UK/Dutch/US bros?

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This could have been prevented if we just stuck to a good ole fashion Roman salute.

NO JUSTICE NO DISEASE
DONT TRUST THE CHINESE

SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR, QUARANTINE IS WELCOME HERE

WHAT DO WE WANT? LOCKDOWN
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 3-4 WEEKS AGO

This TP thing is going too far pham.

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WAIT, what are you supposed to do if you live deep in the suburbs?? Where you don't have easily accessible sources of fresh water and foraging in addition to being isolated from larger masses of dangerous people, like you would in a more rural back-woods type of environment? How do we successfully migrate out of the city areas to a more survivable environment in wooded country areas, the highways would be completely fucked, how do you even know where to go; which areas would be suitable to take up as emergency make-shift living environment? What are the most essential items you should take with you? You can't just stay in the cities, you're basically just sitting ducks.

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why are you so obsessed with abortions

Is this a platinum post?

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negotiation.

We should set up some camps or something to get these cremations going.

go. away. faggot.

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What will the world look like once this is over?

How fuckeroonyed is the economy going to get?
How many pubs and bars will go out of business?

Will greggs survive?

What sort of post corona dystopian bakery will replace greggs?

Will handshaking go extinct?

Will there finally be affordable homes?

Will Banks even be able to afford to give mortgages?

Will the AI seize this opportunity to take control?

Is this whole thing a false flag orchestrated by the AI using social media to incite mass hysteria?

These are just some of the thoughts In my head

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Add to list
1st CV #1 thread
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240460779/#240460779

1st Yas Forums thread
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/237979084/#237979084

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lmfao what, maybe she would be onto something if she replaced water with everclear

>still unironically believe in religion

Countries you hope get annihilated

>Australia

Be honest. Was she Indian?

Theres a /cvg/ anime chart but no vidya chart?

its just another in a line of fails during this response, it will get changed in a few days

epic king

>pic
>flag
>post
>glownigger

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584414323068.webm

Florida is fucked, big time.
twitter.com/WDWNT/status/1239351087741702145

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That's one positive of this, now that my college is closed we no longer have to participate in penis inspection day

A burger but with nothing. A nothing burger if you will. Yes?

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Please, get me out of here.

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29 confirmed cases here in uruguay.
My lungs are extremely weak, I have asthma and I frequently get sick, I have the common cold right now.
My sister really wants to see me. God, she lives 5 miles away. But she's the only family I care for, god, fuck, yes, I'm going to see her even if it cost me my life. I'll make sure to squeeze and kiss her real hard, I'll leave a mark on her she will never forget

>muh Holohoax victims couldn't have been cremated that quickly
>but muh Coronavirus victims could be, if the virus were real
So which is it, Yas Forums?

Parents don't want me back in the house if I get a job, because they are really worried about the virus. Should I just not get a job?

Man fuck this clown world

I finally accepted my fate today. Gunna go get tatted and fuck whatever nasty slut will let me rawdog her this weekend. I don't fucking care how ugly the bitch I'm getting TATTED AND LAID

Like my fucking life matters anyway

For me, it's I Am Jazz.

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checked

And, frankly, he'll see us through this death into the next life. Don't cling too tightly, user.

A holy Aryanoid warrior rises up from the pure white ash. Let us rise with him brothers. Rise up.

suburban people are literwlly the most JUST people in shtf postapocalypse situation

at least urban youths have street skills and can become raiders easily

you are just...
dead

Can you prove her wrong? Did you ask her why?

I made something today.
I intend to start posting them as fliers. Gonna put on my mask and throw some up around san fransisco/oakland

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Who makes these fucking images? You can't tell me these are unironical

thats alot of dead people Gary, have you no compassion?

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Guatemala on full lockdown now.

Romanian. She also claimed psychiatry patients would never hurt anyone unless you were mean to them until one of them beat her within an inch of her life for "being a member of the islamic state."

She's nowhere near as clever as she thinks she is.

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>WANTS TO INTRODUCE GLOBALLY ENFORCED RFID IMPLANATATION
Honestly Smartphones already are globally enforced RFID implantations.

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I'm praying this shit mutates to a more fatal form. We need world cleansing.

Yo bro I wish I was there but I """""prepped"""" like my life means shit lmao

I'm not imagining that his head looks super weird, right?

(Other anons found these archives for me)

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>why do you care about people killing white babies
hello, goy department?

independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/francisco-garcia-death-coronavirus-malaga-spain-football-coach-leukaemia-a9404566.html

Francisco Garcia death: Spanish football coach dies from coronavirus aged 21

OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based.

stay inside faggot. my goodness, people are dumb af.

Lads the local shop has lots of basedmilk, should I chance it?

yeah, you guys get 29 in 4 days. your country is fucked

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He survived one

is it true no kids die because everyone is telling me that

Amen brother

what the fuck

Are there ANY good news at all bros?

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RURAL FAGS REPORT

No, it was reported to me second hand by someone else and I'm waiting for her to tell me directly to confront her, which will piss her right the fuck off. She won't listen anyway. She never listens when it comes to those things.

Every single American would be infected with #ChineseVirus if Democrats were in charge.

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>Ireland lockdown coming
>Irish panic buy whisky like amerimutts buy toilet paper

I WANT OUT OF HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI HATE SNOW BIRDS AND COLLEGE SPRING BREAK NORMFAGS SO FUCKING MUCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE

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Got about 2 months or more worth of non-perishable and frozen food, here’s my plan.
>Feast on fresh food until the quarantine starts.
>Then, go on a water-fast supplemented by vitamins until I lose most of my body fat. (1 week tops)
>Only then will I start dipping into my prep supply, my stomach should be pretty well shrunk by then so it should be easier to ration portion size.
Thoughts?

i remember that zeitgeist shit that said RFID implantation would be rolled out in like 2009.

go do something important with your life, like catch corona and take a plane to madagascar or something.

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so whats up with this

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Dumb beaner. Rot in Hell.

stock market has some cheap options, very good time to watch stocks if you like things that point downwards

Based & Posterpilled

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