PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PURGE EDITION /ptg/

That's a good one.

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I ATE ALL MY STASH!!!!

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>You bible thump your kids, wonder why we're pissed
>Say America again, I'm gonna take a piss
rhyming pissed
with piss

the absolute command of the English language and the art of poetry exhibited ironically can not be fully appreciated or expressed.

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Ayo, aye, yeah
This one goes out to all the sixty five crowd on Soundcloud
Not gonna say much, shoutout Jedwill
He gon' take over on the mic
Old ladies suck
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Yo, aye, aye
Aye it's funny, you think I respect your opinion
When your hairline looks that disrespectful
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh
You're all old and racist, all about the fakeness
I'm tryna pay my bills, but I'm all on the wait list
Staring at her piercings, staring at tattoos
Staring at her bra like the evening news
You bible thump your kids, wonder why we're pissed
Say America again, I'm gonna take a piss
Cremated to ashes, disappear like magic
The you wear that Maga hat, lookin' like a fascist
Hey (hey)
Oh, yee-haw
Hey Billy Bob
We got em' boys
I'm not even a millennial, I'm generation Z
Gucci Gang
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>Coronavirus: Judge denies request to move Ohio Primary to June 2

OH NO BERNIE BROS WE GOT TO COCKY

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>uh it's Trump's fault we were laser focused on impeeches instead of eyeing the Wuhan virus
>I mean the Chine
>CORONA VIRUS, RACIST
>IT'S YOUR FAULT
Gradually

Fuuuuuug they're taking over us already.

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I'm actually glad that all these idiots are saying Trump is finished. He's always been at his best as the underdog. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when he wins yet again.

>they still want to come in

PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA

Which president saw the largest drop in the history of the stock market, raised the deficit to the highest level in history, and sent more money to Israel than any administration in US history?

The answer may surprise you.

I feel the world is spinning around me too fast and too quick.

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TP production was moved to China.

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I unironically want to live in Angrywhitemenistan.

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>NO NOT MY NO REFUNDERINOES

MAGA

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>shills hitting critical levels
Summer came early apparently. You woud think the dumb zoomies would be happy they got out of commie school for awhile but NOPE.

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what a headline

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Wuhan off the charts on body cremation

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>still hasn't realized this memeflu was all a ploy to tank down US companies
never gonna make it

>leftists use government power to shut down entire industries and put millions out of work in the name of muh chinkenpox
>LOL LOOK AT DRUMPF'S ECONOMY NOT SO GOOD NOW HUH
All traitors must hang.

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No fren, I did. No worry you did nothing wrong.

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Stop panic buying!
Relax!
Calm down!
MAGA!

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Americans: I love my life savings in my 401k. You promised record returns, and that I would get sick of winning. Can I get my money back?
Trump: NO REFUNDS!
*drives off in a lambo with a customer Star of David license plate*

Trump is done politically. He cant rally the nation to support him in a time of crisis like past presidents. He will be judged for the economy.

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At least somebody in our government has some sense and it had to be a judge. They don't have to play reelection games.

WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT TRUMP PLANNED THIS FROM THE START?

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Is trump draining the fucking swamp with the cerveza corona virus???

AN UPDATE IS NEEDED SINCE KATE BROWN SHUT OREGON DOWN.
>Pompeo told some 44 governors at the National Governors Association winter meeting that they are being individually analyzed by at least one Chinese government-backed think-tank on how malleable they are, and how prone to cooperate with China. And he warned governors to be cautious on everything from business deals, to pension funds, to the D.C. Metro system.

>“They’ve labeled each of you friendly, hardline or ambiguous,” he said, describing a report put out by the think tank last year. “I’ll let you decide where you think you belong. Someone in China already has. Many of you indeed, in the report are referenced by name.”

>Saying that China's efforts have become more methodical than ever,Pompeo told the governors to verify business inquiries and “not to make separate individual deals” with China that could “undermine national policy.”

So which Governors have ordered shutdowns?

>DiBlasio (NY-D)
www1.nyc.gov/office-of-the-mayor/news/079-20/mayor-de-blasio-speaker-johnson-queens-chamber-commerce-encourage-new-yorkers-visit#/0

>DeWine (OH-R)
spectrumnews1.com/oh/columbus/news/2020/01/07/chinese-company-makes--46-million-investment-in-ohio

>Pritzker (IL-D)
wmix94.com/2019/09/19/pritzker-lauds-illinois-china-business-relationship/

>Inslee (WA-D)
governor.wa.gov/news-media/inslee-statement-statewide-shutdown-restaurants-bars-and-limits-size-gatherings-expanded

>Whitme (MI-D)
michigan.gov/whitmer/0,9309,7-387-90487-521763--,00.html

>Holcomb (IN-R)
duboiscountyherald.com/b/gov-holcomb-concludes-china-trip-during-trade-war

Lads, did I do a good job of stocking up?

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ORANGE MAP BAD

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9:30AM THE PRESIDENT participates in a phone call with Restaurant Executives on COVID-19 Response

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT meets with Tourism Industry Executives on COVID-19 Response

3:30PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a phone call with Supply Retailers and Wholesalers on COVID-19 Response

4:30PM THE PRESIDENT meets with the Secretary of State

10:30AM Members of the Coronavirus Task Force hold a press briefing

They literally say that everyday.

BIGOT

OPEN YOUR BORDERS TO CORONA

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Make thots know their place! Reject them, shame them, and leave them cowering in fear!

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Enjoy his second term.

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on the bright side, when the china supporters on this site see that disney is still producing cuck anti-white garbage under a Chinese company they will realize that china wants while countries to be blacked as well.

Yes, Gwyneth, you did.

>3:30PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a phone call with Supply Retailers and Wholesalers on COVID-19 Response
need more of that

oh okay, how were the tendies?

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Moving it to June 2nd is beyond retarded. Bernie will have dropped out by that point.

Let's focus on what's really important, Drumpfiepoo.

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THAT RIGHT THE FUCK THERE!

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The chickens coming home to roost

Disney was never worth that much anyways. The entire stock market was inflated on bogus loans. Let the bread and circus die.

Beware of 50 cents shills that are trying to demoralize /ptg/.

Get's record returns in a short period of time, CCP have to tank world markets to try to force a recession (isn't happening). Ppl have the option even now of taking out their profits as the market is still above the profit level & diversify into other markets.

I'll never forgive them for closing the libraries.

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And with some luck they'll put the spotlight on their hypocrisy by excluding chinks from racemixing in their movies

>Mfw Trump planned from this from the start
>Mfw it all fits too perfectly

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND OUT

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Wtf

The President cannot violate the Hatch Act, idiots do not even know the law

What are you babbling about?

They're openly stealing the primary from Bernie and these shills think the stock market is going to matter come election time

Oof

They're in full meltdown mode for 4 years now. It's hilarious

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This virus, its all connected.
Trump did this as a way to TAKE EVERYONE DOWN.

Ever wonder how he knows everything?
Ever knew how calm he feels during this?
Ever knew that how fitting everything is when he says it?
Ever knew he predicted EVERYTHING.

>public libraries
gross and povertypilled

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on the bright side, it's a wonderful time to buy stock and work from home in your pajamas

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does he really own a time machine?

>China GDP to grow 5% in 2020 - S&P

>Ratings agency Standard & Poor's (S&P) expects China's gross domestic product (GDP) growth rate to slow to 5% in 2020 due to coronavirus. The economy expanded by 6% in 2019.

>>Goldman Sachs officially predicts a coronavirus-driven recession will hit the US, sees GDP shrinking 5% in 2nd quarter

>Economic growth will halt in the first quarter before contracting 5% in the second quarter, the analysts wrote. The US will bounce back through the end of the year with 3% growth in the third quarter and 4% expansion in the last three months of 2020, they added.
America's GDP is going to contract while China's will grow by 5% hahaha so this is what "winning" looks like in the magapede playbook

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10/10 LARP

Or he's watching the deep state try to fuck America over and remaining a step ahead every time.

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Is this satire?

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Fuck the libraries, nigga. THAT they actually had a right to do. What they have no right to do is to shut down every bar, restaurant and nightclub in multiple states for a fucking month or more. They're devastating people's livelihoods in a desperate last-ditch effort to get people to turn on Trump. And it's going to blow up in their faces, big time.

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The whores are coming out of hiding as vapid losers now that they're losing their waitress jobs for a couple weeks.

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youtu.be/CbufWls8QRM

See what Trump’s racism has done?
A P O L O G I Z E

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What if there is a movement that is rebelling against the NWO to unite the planet in a American POV?

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It doesn't add up. I could see him take advantage of the thing as certain opportunities present themselves, but being the cause of it nah, that's gonna be a hard nah from me bro

>niggers take lines from Trump
for real?

It's pasta. The original was CTR or someone larping as them in October of 2016.

>Europoor
>Denying everything

Okay CERN

>he's still seething the gubmint took his job

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World class creative writing.

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they used to be nice

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The beautiful thing is that even the apolitical people I've talked to have been calling it nothing but a media-induced panic.

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>he's still seething the gubmint took his job
I will literally never stop seething about it. Even after I get a new job and shit's all settled, I won't forget this. They crossed some fucking lines this time.

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A recession (a technical one at that) needs two quarters of negative growth, so even (((Goldman Sachs))) doomsters are saying there will be no recession. And China pump out fake news GDP figures, so they are a non issue.

Does anybody have a link to the video where some media types are criticizing Trump for calling it the Chinese corona virus and then it goes on to show a compilation of a bunch of media types calling it just that? I saw it over the weekend somewhere, but didn't save it and can't find where I viewed it. I think it was about 2 minutes long

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Weird, all the apolitical people I’ve talked to here in rural indiana have completely turned on trump because of how he bungled the response to corona, then crashed the markets.

I'll take false fucking flag for $500

that chink is a crisis actor and not even a good one

AWOO!

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hillary voter detected.

>things that totally happened

My family voted straight ticket Democrat since FDR except for Reagan, and I think Trump is winning them over. They're big fans of Dr. Fauci of NIH and the administration's general response.

>closed borders
>extreme anti-foreigner sentiment
>manufacturing treated as national security
>an end to public degeneracy
>AND a universal basic income
>all in a matter of three months
>mfw

going to thank the wuhanic goddess for accelerating America's shift to fascism
I mean it was going to happen, but I never expected it this quickly

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I think im going to passout.

Fucking retard
3 days at least transmissablie without symptoms, test takes 3 days
so 6 days minimum contagious without verification
You would literally have to shut down everything.
Not happening. Deal with it Darwin's end.

>here in rural indiana
[x] doubt

>relaxing around blacks

it's been at least a decade since i've stepped foot in a library
last i remember a hoard of spics was situated at every computer leeching the free wifi

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>brainlet not realizing all that Disney owns.

Ohhh sweetie...that’s cute.

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>rural Hoosiers using discord talking points
(X) Doubt

It's been a general consensus in American policy that other nations should adopt our ways, we're just not going to force them, publicly anyways. However, for decades the opposite has happened and communist ideologies were injected into our borders.

Blame the media, broham. They demanded that something be done because Drumpf wasnt doing enough

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>I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT AWOO.

Great now I need to find that one ERB episode.

THERE WILL BE A WAR IN A FEW DAYS
WHY ISN'T EVERYONE NOT WORRYING ABOUT THIS?
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE BY GUNS

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>A recession (a technical one at that) needs two quarters of negative growth, so even (((Goldman Sachs))) doomsters are saying there will be no recession.
Goldman says we are already in one per their projections.

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What a pure coincidence. That just happens to be the same state I'm in where everybody is pissed at the media. So where you from?

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>THERE WILL BE A WAR IN A FEW DAYS

because the war will not be here

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Why my pp hard?

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What the fuck is a Hoosier? Like the tires?

The idea that rural Hoosiers give a fuck about the stock market is laughable.

>Disney was never worth that much anyways.

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I was just there for books, I found some books, in my youth, before the internet was used for everything, people went there to study and read quietly. Now I see that all electronics usage should be banned, outside of the staff.

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