IT STARTS WITH ONE COUGH

AND GOT THE ARDS

IT'S
JUST
A
FLU

What kind of song were you trying to remix? I don't recognize your post

TP IS A VALUABLE THING

youtube.com/watch?v=4L_u9cBNm3g

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WATCH IT FLY OFF THE SHELVES AS THE CASH MACHINES CHA CHING.

ITS SO UNREAL

Godspeed you fucking fags

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I TRIED TO BREATHE AND FAILED SO HARD

It starts with one BBC
She don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard a white boy tries
Keep this in mind
You'll never compete with BBC between her thighs
Sooon you understand why

All I know
Is BBC is a vluable thing
with it pound white pussy like a pendulum swings
Watch and count the ropes of cum to end of every day
The white boy cucks life ticks away

It's so unreal
Don't look out below
Watch and compare you white boy dick to the negro
Try to hold on, you didn't even know
Wanking in the closet as shes pumped by the negro

He came his master race load on her inside
And even though I tried, I could never satisfy
What it mean to me
Will eventually be a cuck fantasy

She came so hard
and moan so loud
It doesn't even matter
I now prep the bull
But in the end
The BBC gapes her rear end

One thing, I don't know why
All you white boys are cucked by the BBC guy

¡Dios mío! El Goblino del Americana!

glad to see mutts law is still in effect

BETTER WATCH DOWN BELOW ANOTHER QUARANTINED CHINK FELL OUT THE WINDOW

some hipster shoegaze shit from a band no one has heard of

WATCH SHIT FLOW BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS

I unironically miss him. Even though his music sucked.

I SHILLED SO HARD
AND BUMPED SO HARD
BUT IN THE END IT IT'S NOT A NOTHING BURGER

WATCH A BAT FLAP AROUND IN A BOWL OF SOUP
CHANG FRIED IT UP IN GUTTER OIL GOOP

Glorious.

I HAD TO SELL CAUSE THE MARKET FELL

Threads like these are why I bother coming back to this shit hole

let the tissues hit the floor
let the tissues hit the floor
let the tissues hit the floor
let the tissues hit the

I CAN NOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
I'M SHILLING IN EVERY THREAD I'VE SHILLED BEFORE
ALL THESE COUGHS THEY MAKE NO SENSE
I FIND BLISS IN IGNORANCE
MORE I SHILL THE MORE YOU'LL COPE
BUT YOU'LL FIND OUT THAT THERE'S NO HOPE
JUST ONE BIG NOPE

I support the artist via neilcic.com/mouthmoods/

FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR

Coughed, why for
Can't take much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)

*Cough*, nothing wrong with me
*Cough*, nothing wrong with me
*Cough*, nothing wrong with me
*Cough*, nothing wrong with me

*Cough*, something's got to give
*Cough*, something's got to give
*Cough*, something's got to achooooooooooooo

>not "LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR"

EVERY COUGH YOU TAKE TOWARDS MEEE

me rn

youtube.com/watch?v=0xyxtzD54rM

WHEN I COOF AT YOU

OH, WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

ONCE IN A WHILE

COOF COOF COOF I SMILE

>Amerimutt
>Russian submarine parked on our coast.

Pick one an only one.

It starts with
One cough, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter if you don't fly
Keep bat soup in mind
I designed this rhyme to explain in chink time

All I know
masks are a valuable thing
Watch a germ fly by as they cough away
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The boomers tick life away

It's so unreal
Didn't even go outside
Watch the empty streets right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
I washed my hands just to watch you go

I kept myself inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

They tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it was just a nothing burger
I had to panic and rush out to buy
But in the end, the tp didn't matter

TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFECTION AND I'M ABOUT TO COUGH

Underrated

Cut my lungs into pieces
Hospitals my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cough blood, bleeding

ok millennial

9.2/10

COUGHING UP GREEN FLEM
THESE LUNGS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE MARKET
TO EAT AT A BAT SOUP STAND

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Bretty gud

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
YOU CAN COUGH ANYTIME YOU WANT
PS3 HAS NO GAMES

I NEED ANOTHER MASK TO BREATHE
CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFECTION

Just a small town chink
Eating some bomb ass bat soup
He took a midnight flight going anywhere

AND I'M ABOUT TO
....
*cough*

I WAITED IN LINE
AND I WANT OUT

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For the Brits:

BAT COUGH ILL TAKE YOU ON
HERD STRONG, I'LL COOF ON ANYONE
I KNOW THE WORLD IS WRONG
AND THIS IS HOW THE HERD LIVES ON

COUGHING
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
BOTTLES OF WATER
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT BUY
CANT GO OUTSIDE

SO MANY NORMIES
FUCK
DID THAT NIGGER CUT?
THEIR SOUL IS NOT THAT VIBRANT

This chap is insane and I like it.

WHY'M I STILL A VIRGIN?
VIRUS ENDS I'M STILL A VIRGIN

>Ooh, my little deadly one, my deadly one
>When will I get the virus, Corona?
>Ooh, you make my nostrils run, my nostrils run
>Got to wipe it off on the bus, Corona

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona

>Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
>Close enough to get in my eyes, Corona
>Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
>Running with a temp that's now high, Corona

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona
>M-m-m-my Corona

>When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
>Is it just a matter of time, Corona?
>Is it d-d-destiny, my chest feels weak
>Or is it just my lungs are confined, Corona?

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona
>M-m-m-my Corona

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I COOF SO HAAAAARD
AND SHART SO FAAAAARRR

MY APARTMENT MY HOLDING CELLLLLLLLL

Fuck off redditfaggot.

Co-rona, rona, rona, rona WHAT
Co-rona, rona, rona, rona COME ON
Co-rona, rona, rona, rona YEAH
Co-rona, rona, rona, rona

billboard.com/articles/news/9327687/weird-al-yankovic-coronavirus-parody

Al's a class act.

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg

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Thanks

HE SAID SON IF YOU GROW UP

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE FLU WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T GOT MUCH TP IN THE SHED
HE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
WITH HIS FULL HAZMAT SUIT ON
IN THE QUE AT THE LOCAL WALLMART

WELL THE COOFS START COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

WATCH IT LEAVE THE SHELVES AS PEOPLE BUY IT IN SPRING

Great thread.

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I like this one.

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what a pussy-faggot

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Wuhan is recovered shills say
That brother, it was just a flu

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KEK
U
C
K

IF YOU CAN SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL

WHAT THE GOOK

IS COOKING

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