>jail riots all over the country and convicts escaping prison >1000+ judged convicts for all sorts of heinous crimes out >china virus spreading faster than anywhere else in the world >president laughing it off, planning a coup with his millions of supporters that he makes sure to hug and hold hands as much as he can while more than half his team shows up with Corona >absolutely no one gives a fuck about Corona, President calling it a fake flu and scheduling meeting with foreign leaders while people die >today's government report shows Corona spreads in here faster than anywhere else in the world, they don't know why >5 circuit breakers in one week, stock markets down more than -40%, WORST performance in the whole world >one dollar = 5 reais, historical maximum >complete economic collapse and a new recession imminent after we lost an entire decade already >Bolsonaro's answer is to try and coup the National Congress and the Supreme Court, take absolute power before they remove him >National Congress already working on giving him the Dilma treatment and plot an impeachment, EXCEPT he has an actual base of fanatics and the overwhelming support from the army and police
We won't make it to next year, Yas Forums. Something's terrible is cooking.
Based, I would love a Bolsonaro military dictatorship.
Samuel Hill
What's the worst that could possibly happen?
Ryder Johnson
I was thinking this as well. How did this nigger fucking know kek
Xavier Hernandez
Brazil was a disaster before all this. Talk about throwing fuel on the fire
Landon Gutierrez
Kill all the evangelicals, this will cure your plagued country.
Julian Nguyen
Don't worry I'm sure USA and Brazil be friends after liberal satanists are captured
Jordan Jenkins
It wasn't so bad.
Things were looking really good when 2020 started.
Levi Hughes
I get half of my parts supply from Brazil. Get it together and keep shipping, fucking hue monkies.
Samuel Stewart
Who is this sex machine?
Eli Smith
Minister of health and governor's seem to be doing a good job.
Today the Supreme Court, the minister of health, Rodrigo Maia and other people had a meeting to discuss the situation. Meanwhile bolsonaro was shitposting on Twitter.
You know how you'd give an unplugged joystick to your little brother so he'd think he was playing vidya and you could play peacefully? Bolsonaro is the little brother.
Jordan Baker
Pcc has been hinting at a revolt since last week when the weekly visits were annouced to be gone due to corona, now, judge ruled the temporary release of 30000 prisioners for easter holiday could not happen today or yesterday.. Says a lot about judicialization of the state..
Josiah Johnson
Best part was cuck doria live on tv receiving the news a bunch of prisions flipped and denying frantically
Cooper Ward
how many people went to the protests?
Brody Gray
Got a sauce on that? I wanna laugh
Nathan Ross
Rofl, i have been stocked for a week now nigger. run and get yours. I saw people with full carts at the market today, some of them had tp.
Ethan Clark
He did that? Motherfucker, also the media or/and the state suppressed the info about those rebellions all day long.
Brazil is the country of the future... and always will be. ;)
Liam Martinez
also this. I don't think there's a single politician here with the balls to cancel carnaval. If there's any cause or trigger for a civil war in Brazil, that's probably the most likely one.
Elijah Morris
...And Brazil is the future of America. Enjoy your ride, burger.
Hunter Adams
just cancel carnival, and football, and big asses. It's an emergency.
Wyatt Brown
>Hey user do you mind get some hydration cream from the city? >I'll stay here in our jungle cabin waiting for you I don't want to get coof coof >I'll be sure to have your favorite "meal" ready *giggles*
>fanatical supporters Yeah, the commies shoving crucifixes in their asses in the middle of the street and drinking piss to protest him aren't at all fanatic. If anyone's to blame for his popularity rise it's the real fanatics of this shithole. Bando de viado filho da puta
Aaron Torres
save the bundas. fuck the hues
Michael Walker
I want some cute kuruminha girl to have sex with me and make me a chad
Kevin Green
I wanna dick her so bad. 12/10.
Tyler Rodriguez
>this entire thread That's just another Tuesday
Austin Hall
LONG LIVE PCC FUCK BOLSONARO FUCK MASS INCARCERATION FUCK THE GENOCIDAL POLICE Hope all convicts get out, brazilian prison system is an absolute joke, a tragic and unfunny one.
Austin Brown
>tfw the 2019 gamed corona-chan started in a Brazzie pig farm >tfw 65M dead >tfw "complete global economic collapse" >tfw not in China / no 100K super-spreader Petri / no 5M Lunar New Year contagion exodus / no CCP cover-up / Brazil =/= China (economically) youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174
YOU - ARE - ALL - ALREADY - DEAD!!
YOU - ARE - HEREBY - ORDERED - TO - SEND - ALL - QT. - TRANSVESTIS (*NOT THE NIGGERS IN A FROCK -- THE PASSABLE ONES) - DOWN-UNDER - FOR - IMMEDIATE - AND - THOROUGH - 'DECONTAMINATION!!'
