/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2175 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

R E S E T

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The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

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Chinese
Originated
Viral
Infectious
Disease

20(19)

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Brazilian bros put on BBB today that globo will tell to the participants about the pandemic
Brazilian bros put on BBB today that globo will tell to the participants about the pandemic
Brazilian bros put on BBB today that globo will tell to the participants about the pandemic
Brazilian bros put on BBB today that globo will tell to the participants about the pandemic
Brazilian bros put on BBB today that globo will tell to the participants about the pandemic
Brazilian bros put on BBB today that globo will tell to the participants about the pandemic

China, China never changes.

The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many chinks, not enough toilet paper or sanitizer to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely Chinese ones.

The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an virus splattered by a chink’s nose, quickly raged out of control. Spears of germs rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in mucus and fell beneath the oceans of sneezes. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background of chinks that blanketed the earth.

A sticky mucus fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great self-isolation booths. When the stickiness passed, and the markets reopened, the consumers and the preppers emerged to begin their lives again...

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China nuked Wuhan

user, I'M SO CLOSE TO THE 200

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We will use you as an offering to corona-chan.

fuck you

Post your quarantine vidya
>HOTS
>Dead by daylight
>Blasphemous

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Gary squeezes out another one

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A young prepper's dream
Stash TP to the ceiling beams
Five hundred 2-ply clean, ninety nine cent deenz
Condoms minimal, squad dressed like some gentleman
Tailor made hazmat and pasties for our women friends
Slpurging, eating chocolate while nigs burglaring
Chink is surfin 'em, wave of cases surging in
New York metropolis, Yas Forums heralds apocalypse
Shoot at the drones feels like, the Zog beast is watching us
White man my sanity is going like an hourglass
Mouse inside my right hand I scroll trying to bag graphs
I got cows I use to milk too, chickens to instill fear too
Jews down with the Fed crew of psychos
Bat delicia moving on the chink production
Pumping corruption in the tech world we Trust busting

nothing burgers when their family catches the Wu Flu

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Man I feel fucking good

I live in a major city and I'm feeling the first signs of pneumonia appearing. And I don't give a single FUCK

I actually feel great. I mean. Muh lungs yeah. But boy do I not give a shit. I've got a headache that comes and goes in different parts of my head. Probably the nerve damage kicking in. And it just makes me that much happier. Fuck yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I'm probably going to either die soon or be an even bigger autist than I was already

>Feeling symptoms of COVID. Definitely not a flu or a cold
>Went outside and talked to people for the first time in a while
>Coughed on everyones shit
>Started DEEP hacking loogies on the street everywhere
>Used my mom's credit card info to buy shit I wanted
>Don't even fucking care if she bitches me out. Like it even fucking matters
>Ate a big ass meal naked on my bed while playing hearthstone

If I die, fuck it. I'm useless anyway. Literally useless. I never went to college. I quit my job at Domino's today. Called Amazon and told them people stole my packages, amazon returned almost 200 bucks in credit

I might go get a hooker and coof on her a little too. I'm short on breath my lungs feel like shit and I've got a strange headache that comes and goes. And I don't even give a single fucking SHIT

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Anyone else late to the prepping party?
I went to the supermarket today and I couldn't find most of what I wanted to buy. I hope they restock soon.

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Did not happen*

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WW3

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Animal Crossing New Horizons starting this Friday

Italian newspaper citing top doctors who believe the death/infected peak in Italy will be in two weeks time at best

Until then it will keep rising

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When was Corona Virus General #1
How long has Yas Forums been tracking this
>my earliest saved pic was on 21-Jan-2020
>been tracking it since but forgot when we were all over it

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Guys we can't really know the death rate because a lot of people get the virus but never develop symptoms or are weak and they don't need to go to the hospital.

Winnipeg is the only city I've seen where taxi drivers are protected by knife shields and the grass is overflowing with garbage, you don't get to be proud about anything. It's a landfill with fast food chains and department stores.

It's actually impressive how some people don't understand something as simple as "stay inside of your fucking home"

>order a p100 mask
>not sure if it was worth it
>when it got here put mask on and laugh to myself doing bane quotes in the mirror for 5 minutes

$30 well spent

POST-VIRUS AMERICA, ARE YOU READY?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=JGHxIKa31Jk

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>two weeks
I can't fucking believe the meme is real now.

Does anyone have an archive link to thread #1? Too lazy to look it up myself

nigger

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WHERE IS MISTER Metokur's STREAM?

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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What do the moonrunes say?

Do not reply to this guy

(you) from you is what he's desperately wanting
Just do not reply to this guy anymore otherwise he'll continue to post this every /cvg/ threads for a while

But that entails keeping it all locked down. How long can the world hit the pause button for?

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Vidya:

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Free 8 hour full trial

US North pvp server. Help get rid of the fucking chinks on there.

Thanks.

Go to Makro, don't be head of chota :)

Around the 14th or so for hubbub. General started around 20th IIRC, or a little later

All megaman and Megaman x collection

Chink-
Obliterating
Virus
Instigating
Doomsday

Strike Witches completely lost its way. I had so much hope in it. At least Girls und Panzer knows what it is and where it wants to go.

can i get those before/after lung tweets/pics

US lockdown when?

why did you suck off a nigger

OH MY GOD MISTER METOKUR IS DEAD SHE GOT HIM

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i'd like to imagine those Italians in those big apartment complexes have some infected in them and infected air is circulating in the buildings

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This.
When was the 1st CVG?

>live in niggervania
>niggers still nigging in the streets
>ghetto blasters out in full force 24/7
>niglets playing outside screaming

It's like nothing has changed and yet they're probably spreading it.

Fuck yeah nigger

>4(you)

SF Bay Area is entering soft lockdown as of midnight PST tonight.

Please suit up my cat.

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coal burning trash

I believe the Italian plan is to make everyone stay home and keep everything shut until May

So what the hell is actually happening there?

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My dad is from winnipeg. He is white trash.

Would it even work?
>Muh oppresive gubmen
>Let us gather together to show them they can't oppress us!

Friday midnight

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Sorry, I farted

Damn, Gay, you getting lazy with those numbas

It wasn't the mutts. There was a specific defection from Canada to china in 2017 Who was of a specific tribe.

Yes. They'll be a resurgence, so you'll need another month or two of total lock down, and also stop incoming travelers reseeding you until vaccines are ready.

Nuclear launch detected.

Its what they want to believe that counts.
Then there is also social pressure to be "normal".

You know you can be put on (permanently damaging) antipsychotic medication against your will for having an overreactive imagination or beeing too defiant?

They'll do everything to feel superior and the won't question the big news or institutions even when their friends are forced to waste away in a white prison for their own safety.

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>parents entering full on suicidal-stubborn-boomer-in-denial mode

It's getting harder and harder to convince them to stay indoors and it's frustrating the shit out of me. At this point I'm seriously considering just ditching them.
Just make it quick when you get to them, Corona-chan.

"Chinese virus? I think you mean my mother-in-law!"

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Aussie from the last thread reporting in, I've measured the distance from Wuhan to macheng, the distance is 56.77 mi (91.37 km). They either nuked themselves, did one hell of a napalm run on Wuhan or the incinerators are on full blast

What then? It isn't going anywhere. Its going to be endemic

go die fucking mutt

Only now at the end do you understand the true power of this virus.

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Soon brother

7-14 of January I believe
I remember that everybody thought it was a nothingburger. Look we're now.

>Risk of Rain
>Underrail
>Pathologic

fuck you

nothing, don't disturb societal peace
go to sleep, tomorrow will be another great day

ohhh nooooooo

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I'm sorry, but did you already get infected? Oh, that's right. The coronavirus hasn't even killed that many people yet. In fact, it's been, like, literally 4 months now. Does most people not having caught the coronavirus after FOUR MONTHS count as a happening? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the stock market hasn't even crashed? The Dow is still stable right now and it has been going up overall for how many years now? In fact, Trump is doing a great job handling one of the worst media campaigns we've ever had on any president, who just happen to maintain high ratings because they're feeding off the energy of deluded, libtard sheeple like yourself. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking presidents we've ever had, the Dow gained, like, 3000 last year and would have kept on going up if the media wasn't rigged, causing all this panic. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins. Oh look at that, Biden just forgot his name again when he needed to remember it, just like Hillary did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this sub again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Maybe you were the Spanish guy in the previous thread, if so:
#
There are few deaths for now. But Brazil numbers are skyrocketing.
Three weeks ago was carnival. And only now goverment started to test people.
Africa three days ago there were only 7 subsaharian nations with corona, today is already half of the continent.
Better you forget the HEAT KILLS THIS VIRUS meme, Affonso.

ok, Chang.

lesoir.be/287316/article/2020-03-15/coronavirus-polemique-en-france-apres-les-images-de-nombreux-parisiens-dans-les
I can't understand french people. At first, I thought they must be pretty safe to hang out in public like this but then learned that shits going down in France as well... How can they be so relaxed and carefree when there's thousands of patients in their country?

twitter.com/zaferer26858843/status/1238607774235361281
translation here nigger

I smell a lot of if coming off that plan

is nextstrain looking like there are now three distinct strains?
nextstrain.org/ncov?c=country&l=radial
I can't tell how divergent they need to be before they're called new strains

aussies have the cure, and they got it from china and singapore. its an existing drug that treats malaria.

So how's are they going to deal with debt if no one is working? They can't reposes everyone's house, and even if they did the market is probably going to collapse so they'll likely lose out

get comfy

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fsd

Persona 5
Stardew Valley

Yeah wtf. I know Susan fucked him again so maybe he quit jewtube altogether

SF Bay Area on lock down...

...doesn't ban 'walking' or 'hiking'.

Trips in reply and I throw on the boog gear and take pics out and about after self isolating indoors since late January.

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Who the fuck cares about BBB you fucking retarded underage.

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What’s the status on South Korea

Have you really beaten the virus or is it lies like China and Japan?

Where are all the nothingburger phags now?

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Goldeneye 007
Mario Kart 64
Mario Party 1 and 2
Perfect Dark
F-Zero X
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
Doom 64
Hexen
Mario 64

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you mean chloroquine?
they started treating people with it experimentally yesterday

Thats a treatment you dunce.

Oh yeah. The US is fucked without a doubt. Give it a week.

Humanity would be better with people being taken out like cattle when they reach pensioners age

thanks bro

whats happening with swiss numbers? sunday we had 800+ new cases monday only 130 somethign cant be right here

based everdrive

>TRANSMISSION PREVENTION
*coughs into elbow*
*elbow bump*
DON'T ELBOW BUMP
and wash up your arms

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checked
Time for the Great White Quarantine baby boom

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One big bonfire of clothes, materiel and human/animal bodies.

>Better you forget the HEAT KILLS THIS VIRUS meme, Affonso.
So why does it dies after some days being in the outside? Lack of food?

Checked for all three.

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>Dead Rising 3
>State of Decay 2

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east asia has been using it for a few weeks, and the aussies have to. they are trying to start proper human trials (need funding? wtf aussie government)

thousands isnt exactly a high % of people. youre still relatively unlikely to contract it outside if you only interact with few people.
social solidarity in europe has eroded terribly due to decades of consumerist brainwashing and immigration of undesirables. theres no real reason anymore to care about society apart from your family and maybe your friends.

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Looks like they are covering puts on the US Stock futures market. So we go up 700 tommorow and then down another 3k by weeks end

Lockdown when
My nigger boss says I have to work despite the state mandate saying non essential businesses must close

So what, exactly, is going down there? If it's factory smoke, how come it's only in Wuhan?

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*cough cough*

Trudeau and Bolsonaro are def infected

oi cover your mouth

btfo

nigger faggot kike

someone post the Wuhan SO2 mass numbers

yeah, what the fuck is it? godzirra?

Good native prostitutes there too

Bicha cotista.
Have a (you).

I would LOVE a new version of Hexen

stupid drumpfie

I gave you the wrong settings for so2 mass for windy, apologies. here's the actual scale.

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omg dont get started with semantics. it eradicates the virus in your system. if you dont get to the point of permanent damage its a cure. if you get the damage, cant help with that but it prevents it from further disabling you and killing you.

that's also a metric fuckton no matter the source

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Die cunt

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Open up the country except From northern Italy once 0 virus cases have been stable for 3 weeks

Keep Northern Italy sealed up and deal with the remaining cases there

it's all burning

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They are just arrogants dumbasses, that is what they are.
Thinking that the virus is a joke, "just a flu" since that is what the media and politics have been saying from the start.
French people are just to stupid to think for themselves, that is the truth, and it is gonna be a fucking mess in the next few days, if not hours.
Watch our country explodes the fastest.

>implying that's not what is happening here

Also get back to me about that opinion when you hit 55

Nice try Ivan. We already know about the China coverup thanks to several chinese people who tried to warn the world about it. You can't revise history

what does that scale represent?
is sulfur dioxide density bad?

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lel

>6 all the russian occupied territories
Over my nukes dude.

High-balling is about 60% infected, and I avoid people more than 99,9% of people in general. I guess the NEET really shall inherit the earth

fugg

should be we worried?

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Next month you mean

World leaders need wear Hazmat

Does someone have an updated version of this?

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WHAT THE FUCK

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hahaha

Just finished: Rogue Bit
Plan to finish: 7 Billion Humans
Hope to be able to finally beat last level: Shenzhen I/O

After that, I'll go back to writing ARM assembly programs and hacking on emulators.

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How much time have you been a NEET?

is this a lot?

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Audible kek

I've been here since the 23rd of January

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>Deaths keep rising
>Family tells me its a perfect time to get that job at the supermarket

I hate my nothing burger family. If I get that shit I am making sure to cough on all of them.

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NOOOOOOOO NOT THE ROASTIES

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Neets will be the one left to fight the chinks

Did they for real just nuke Wuhan?

Is the fucking solution really to fucking GLASS ENTIRE CITIES?

WHY IS MY DICK GETTING HARD

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They just banned church gatherings here, so no mass for who knows how long

Hope springs eternal I guess. Seems like all the countries this far are just putting off the butchers bill at the expense of their economies.

Here in the US we plan on all dying and wrecking the economy

Coronavirus Second Impact has begun in China. Brace yourself, we're locked into Great Depression now.

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969

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Remember the pig curse and those little passages that you could scramble through. Be quick, don't wanna turn back while in the passage

It doesn't transmit to humans easily. But if it does there's a 60% mortality rate.

So yeah we're probably going to get fucked even more because insectoids cannot be satisfied with just chicken beef or pork.

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Spot on

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>Resident Evil 2, never played the series
>Bully
>Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen
>Grandia
>Zone of the Enders

just make one

82 confirmed cases in Mexico

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Like oh my god!
You're fare too optimistic and clearly have too much brain damage to have any k8nd of valid opinion on the effacy of a treatment. It helps
, at best. Jury is out on if it's going to eradicate it from your system, or if that's even possible

Get on my level.

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Remember you still have to do something on Sunday. Dry Mass or Complete Rosary.

We should be VERY, VERY close at following that
What would happen if "misteriously" the Bird Flu mutates and goes human-to-human

So I had a cold but i shrugged it off and went to like 4 gay clubs and made out with many men but then I got tested and I'm positive... I probably killed at least one man

I wish brother

you got me dog