I'm officially out of a job thanks to COVID-19

Title says it all. The restaurant I work for is being forced to close all locations effectively today. Last week I received a paycheck only of $1000, that's 7 times less than what I normally make, so this wasn't a surprise, but it still fucking hurts...

Can't wait to get back to work once this whole thing is over.

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Welp, hope you like leather and trucks.

CUZ SHIT IS GOING MAD MAX T MINUS 10 DAYS

thanks drumpf.

Just raid the cash register and take the wages.

why the fuck are we doing this to save the boomers? It would be one thing if young people owned homes and built up savings thanks to having steady work with good wages for several years. But we couldn't do that because of boomers.
OP is going to go broke to save the lives of the same boomers that prevented him from building up savings to begin with.

Hope you saved all those 7k paychecks and didn’t just spend it on coke and strippers

He's not a nigger sir

i am fuck

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Wait, you make 7000 dollars at a fucking restaurant? Bullshit

yeah, i really need to hurry back into one for my living needs

meanwhile i have to ride random cock for money, fucking disgusting

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>restaurant
>$7000 paycheck
fake and gay
Feels good to be in a 100% murrican manufacturing job that gets giverment contracts. Service my dick service jobfags

>got money for free
>still complains
WAAAHHHHHHH

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You normally get a $7000 paycheck working at a restaurant my ass.

>mfw I work in a call center
>mfw I get to work my usual 40hrs at home
>mfw I take maybe 5-6 calls a day
glad I'm not a servcuck.

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>7 times less than what I normally make
what the FUCK how have you not been banking your shit? are you fucking stupid?

Thoughts and prayers

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>monkey chiming in
If he's being paid less than what's on his contract, he should just take it. The restaurant can take him to small claims and lose if they really want to.

If this is some tip bullshit and not his pay, never mind

Manufacturing will be shut down too, only food and medicine

The ports on the west coast are empty. So hope you faggots stocked up on tendies. liveleak.com/view?t=u36U7_1583612850

I know people on this shit board give servers a lot of shit, but I really feel for you retail and food wagies.

You are the people who need the most help, not the homeless, drug addicts or lazy niggers.

Good luck man.

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All women are like this. even the strippers and whores who make 6 figures can't help but blow it all on designer handbags , shoes and coke. They could retire at 35 but instead they end up as desperate unskilled past the wall roasties

if you know your way around people you get big tips, youd be surprised. some people keep living on the lower plane on existence not realizing what it feels like to be hotter and smarter

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nah, its a small company and we only use 100% murrican made + goverment (naval shipyard) contracts

>7k a month, assuming paid monthly
>72k a year
>has no savings and needs to ride random dick

I have no sympathy. Starve, cum dumpster.

all because chinks like to eat bats and pangolins

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lol whatever worthless nigger. probably cant even read a slide rule.

Work on your tip bitch game since you're a failure at being a wage cuck

don't post my waifu

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>not prepping

its not easy work and you have to be really good at what you do

like i used to wake up around 8 pm and work until 2 am every day but weekends.

yall niggers dont even know how sleepy i was

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I always tip 15% or $5.00 whichever is smallest

But you'll keep voting for pro-immigration politicians who gave you your $15/hr, so fuck off. You get proper wages plus tips you whining parasites.

Firthy Western Ries. Chinese Eat Onry Good Ting.

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>7 times less than wath i normally make

You now, you can just visit your clients at home?

Yeah keep repeating that false narrative.

>Immediately recognize the art style

my gf is having her hours cut, and they are anticipating closing restaurants and bars for 8 weeks.

BOOMER ALERT
Hope your life alert still works in a chimpout

project much? I can do the same you introverted closeted tranny stuck in moms house because you're too worthless to get a job.

Do you fuck earn 7k serving hotdogs

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Complain to your boss, it's not my job to ensure you earn a fair wage. You're lucky it wasn't me; not only would you not get a tip but I'd probably talk to your manager about why you were dressed like a whore as a server at a family restaurant. You want more money? Get a job that any retard couldn't do.
>Here I brought you your food I didn't cook it
>Is everything good? Great
Fuck waiters, first in line to be automated away

We're doing all this to *try* to save the boomers, user. If it's any consolation, it's pretty much inevitable that we'll fail. Between the length of time the infected remain asymptomatic, how few people we're testing, and how long the shit can remain alive on so many surfaces, and how science-denying boomers are going to defy stay in place orders, they're fucked.
>completeglobalsaturation.mp3
Expect a massive die off as symptoms manifest, beginning in April and continuing all through the summer.

Why should a tip for a 65 dollar meal be more than a 25 dollar meal? It's not like more effort is involved.

Are you saying you make 7000usd each week taking fucking orders? That’s fucked considering some other far more useful career choices. I’m now done going to restaurants I guess.

Because of the rules they made up, nothing more.

The handjob market will soon have prices to suit even a NEET's pocket.

>I'm officially out of a job thanks to COVID-19
shoulda picked a real job, you servile worm.

Can't believe after Trump dies from corona, Slim Shady is going to be the president. After we beat the virus, the morgues will be replaced with electrocution centers for the gays.

>drumpf didn’t shut down everything fast enough
>way to go drumpf you ruined everything by shutting down

I've dated waitresses. Your job could be done by a farm animal.

Oh no not 30 hours per week
I hope servers starve

a farm animal will never make the tips i make

lmao imagine fucking low life scum animals

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>When it's over

wew

sage

Woke 8pm worked till 2 am? Is this sarcasm? What's so hard about 6 hrs? Try working 10 hours in the Texas heat doin construction I fuckin hate waiters who complain about their easy ass job...and how the fuck is it your business how much I spent it's a tip not an extra charge if you don't like it go get a job where your pay isn't based on ppls whims... If you get paid well being a waiter great but don't fuckin complain you got the easiest job in the world literally requires no knowledge or skills just basic ass shit anyone that's not mentally retarded could do

Let me know when the average age of coronavirus deaths drops below 70 boomer.

>be me
>electrical manufacturing
>last guy got fired for being an asshole to the boss
>other engineer that made the blueprints died from booze
>self-taught engineer, invented his own moon runes
>only one that can read the blueprints
>OT is strongly encouraged at this point in time
>catch up with sales on Mon. every week
>fuck around for the next 28 hours in the week
>mfw I have 28 hours alone in the complex

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> mentally retarded
> works in construction

social skills are always underestimated by those who dont have them, prove me wrong retard

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This must be bait

Wow you work a whole 30 hours a week. Must be fucking terrible. I hate you dumb cunts so much. Meanwhile men work 45 hours a week in physically demanding jobs to take care of you hoes only to get cheated on and shit...

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>forced to close all locations effectively today

Shit larp, bro.

Call center near me has covid. That bitch is closed my nickle

Because not all of us are traumatized raped children like you. I love my boomer family.

good hope you die roastie.

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I hope you have a valid drivers license, your only options as of right now are either food delivery apps or Amazon. This whole shitshow is just speeding up the process of Amazon controlling the country, so might as well jump on that sooner rather than later.

Dumb ass Tom Wolf put restaurants through so many bullshit rules the past 2-3 days only to order them closed tomorrow.


Cause conflict between waitresses and customers.

Governor is total trash that should be impeached.

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File for unemployment.

>when you expect me to pay you more than a dollar to just bring me food and condiments
I don't make money so I also don't give it away
Besides most of your shit comes from people who live off 5-20 bucks a day so why the fuck should you get a twenty for just showing up.
As CIV IV says "there is no wealth like knowledge and no POVERTY like education"
there really should be a ubi and heavy progressive tax brackets bc all you fucks are much more similar than your paychecks suggest

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You make 182,000 a year working at a restaurant?

youd be surprised honey the effort it takes talking to some of you coming to a restaurant, i can already tell youre the kinda nigger waitresses dont like nearly as much as you think they do honey

thanks for the tips loser

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I said anyone who's not mentally retarded not anyone who's retarded
First off what's wrong with doin construction ? I work in rebar, and 2nd off what makes you think I don't have social skills? Or a retard by that matter? I'm a felon and it's hard to get certain jobs, not only that I'm very tall for where I live and for whatever reason have an intimidating presence to people that don't know me but really I've never even tried being a waiter, I don't like working in those fake ass environments with all this dumb drama and sheltered dumbass kids, I make about or more than waiters in my area make, your assuming I don't have social skills but just cus your a waiter and you can be nice and have a couple go to conversation starters, jokes, and act friendly doesn't mean you have slot of charisma or social skills, it's just learning the general vibe you gotta give off "hey how is everyone doing tonight"" what can I start you guys off with" blah blah if you think that constitutes social skills your probly on the spectrum yourself

Lol green texting "works construction" like that automatically makes me socially retarded, i bet alotta the dudes there are way nicer and better conversationalists than y'all's fake ass

Your shit job will come back. You can live like a rat for a few months because you leech off society anyway.

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not anymore thanks to corona, i also pay tax as my tips are not business deductible

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god bitchy waiters are the best, if i tip extra will you spit in my food?

Same here bro. Had to come in this morning to deep clean and freeze what food we could save. The perishables were all up for grabs for the employees though, that's kinda tight. Dont know when I can go back

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Have you really thot this out? Cause I dont think you have.

I am not sure it is a good or bad thing to work in a pharmacy. I certainly have more job security than ever before, the owner is practically begging everyone to do paid overtime. But i am probably also going to catch the damn thing at some point and then be stuck at home for two weeks. Guess I will just work for as many hours as i can and save it up for later.

pack it up guys op is a faggot

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imagine having a job dependent on boomer mercy and kindness L O L

>zoomer faggots all pile into tech degrees
>massively oversaturated
>now tech's BTFOed for a decade by coronachan's market mayhem
>demand will be for labor jobs like farming and construction
Get fucked you smug shits.

OK, Zoomer
Whatever you say, Zoomer

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>a paycheck only of $1000, that's 7 times less
what the fuck do you do at some chain restaurant that earns your $7k a month?

this is how I knew it was a larp

>if you are a woman and have large breasts or at the very least are passably attractive you get big tips

>Last week I received a paycheck only of $1000, that's 7 times less than what I normally make

Where the fuck do you work?

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Hahahahahahahahhaha your going to stave because you worked for a restaurant. Irony is fucking you with a 14 inch strap on

i can't believe how many people fell for this bait

I'll give you a tip, of this dick. Lol I get you bitches fired for your shitty attitude and shitty service. I only tip bartenders good cause they are cool. Waitresses are fucking losers with no skills so they serve food that other people cook and think their jobs are so difficult.

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men like you are such low lives
literally putting bricks on top of each other
thats what you do for a living, while i practice the art of making people happy to do what i want them to do.


the reason you think its unfair im making more money than you is you dont realize what rare intellect it takes to master something that most others are totally shit at. you will never know what it feels like

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good. i hope that you fuckers without any skills who contribute nothing to the world die of starvation or virus. we need a culling of the heard--too many fucking worthless retards in existence.

>works for a living
>is a leech
I wanna try something: Landlords are parasites.