/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2174 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

THE GREAT CONSOLIDATION PLAN HAS BEGONE

SOON MAJOR CORPORATIONS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

IF YOU THOUGHT AMAZON, BANKS, ETC HAD POWER BEFORE WAIT UNTIL YOUR LOCAL BUSINESSES DIE AFTER THIS

IT'S ALL FUCKED YOU GUYS

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non-perishable food will be the new currency

DESIGNATED DYING STREETS

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI

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SOON

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stop spamming this faggot ass shit

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bought a roll of quarters on sunday for laundry
maybe i should have kept it unopened to sell after this all blows over

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>he hasn't stockpiled Salt
explain yourselves /cvg/

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 27.980 cases - 2.158 FATALITIES / 44% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 14.991 cases - 853 FATALITIES / 14,6% MR;
>Spain, 9.942 cases - 342 FATALITIES / 39,2% MR;
South Korea, 8.236 cases - 75 FATALITIES / 6,2% MR;
>Germany, 7.272 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 20,7% MR;
France, 6.653 cases - 148 FATALITIES / 92,5% MR;
>United States, 4.525 cases - 81 FATALITIES / 52,6% MR;
Switzerland, 2.200 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 77,8% MR;
>Japan, 1.592 cases - 34 FATALITIES / 5,4% MR;
United Kingdom, 1.543 cases - 55 FATALITIES / 74,3% MR;
>The Netherlands, 1.413 cases - 24 FATALITIES / 92,3% MR;
Norway, 1.256 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
>Sweden, 1.121 cases - 7 FATALITIES / 87,5% MR;
Belgium, 1.085 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 83,3% MR;
...
>Portugal, 331 cases - 1 FATALITY / 25% MR;
Galiza, 245 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
>Brazil, 234 cases - 0% MR;

141 infected countries.

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More niglets and roastie spawn!! Maga!

>2 coworkers each have someone that knows someone in different branches of the military that say there's going to be a nationwide lockdown within 72 hours

Uhhhhhh bros?

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WEST VIRGINIA MUST FALL

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>dead by daylight
Ahahah running around as the plague are you?

>that one danish bro whos based af and youd definitely survive any apocalypse together with
no homo no kapp

ugh I hope you're happy guys!!! all the wagies, including part time college students and working poor, are now all laid off at their restaurant jobs!! they won't get any tips! and the restaurant owner has to close down his business too!!!!

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Has there been a recent chart comparing Corona-chan to H1N1 and Spanish Flu in the same time frame?
I need to BTFO some people on infection and death rates

DO IT AGAIN BASED JAPS

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it wasd already proven to be a damage control pr
see

youtube.com/watch?v=nwaEsPoLdq4

livestream of someone explaining event 201 and the economy.

Today we are going to learn how to intubate ourselves for a ventilator.

youtube.com/watch?v=8AOB2PtHfVM

How long have you guys been reading these threads. I remember reading about the wet markets before christmas. I quit my job two months ago and have been neeting it up ever since

Also FUCK CAPTCHA

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No Deus Ex?

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god knows what they'll put in the vaccine

Can someone suit me up?

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there will be a revolution

ENOUGH! I am declaring MARTIAN LAW!

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Where are the "just a flu" fags now

i love that fearmongering and conspiracies stopped when burgers started getting fucked by corona. so long faggots lmao

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imagine being a bat and developing flight to avoid getting eaten only to get caught by ravenous ape-men.
>bats did nothing wrong

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Isn't it simply AMAZING that after weeks of fearmongering here on Yas Forums this coronavirus """outbreak""" is just another nothingburger like SARS, H1N1, MERS, MRSA, etc etc... I mean, there's what, 7000 people dead? After several months? The common cold kills more every year. This morass of schizo doomsday posting on here is being further fueled by fake news videos from chinese and regular social media networks like wechat/twitter.

What's happening here is quite easy to understand. We're being bombarded by a hardened collective of happeningfags who need some excitement in their neet lives and intel psyop shills who are running a simulation of how this board would react to in an actual end of the world scenario. The both of them are the ones who are putting foward absurd and nonsencial concepts like 10%+ death rates, muh bioweapon leak, muh elite depopulation conspiracy, muh ccp shill coverup, muh so2 from burning bodies so on and on and on with the batshittery. If this were that big of a deal, we'd be seeing huge amounts of deaths outside of China which simply doesn't exist.

In reality, this virus has already been contained thanks to the prudent quarantine of China, and ultimately the economic impact from all of this will be minimal. Happening canceled morons.

Just drawing corona chans. It will be weird if I catch it and die, only for people to find a sketchbook containing the personification of my demise.

National Governments theme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=RmANaFTeFZ0

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landlord is taking me to court lads
need the fucking quarantine to set in pronto

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Fuck off hue nigger. What a waste of digits

LOL

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I'm going back and replaying a lightly modded FF7.

Guys don’t go outside
Once you get infected it’s over there is no way back
You will cough worse and worse lying with some tube inside you in order to breathe just enough to keep going
Until you die of a heart attack as the cytokine storm comes in and the last thing you see is some Stacy nurses face who is face timing her fiancée

For the love of everything dear in this world do not leave your home

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GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

Are we fucked or is this a nothingburger ?!!!!

I think I have it, I am coughing and my head hurts. What do I do?

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3 days? Sounds about right.

Or chinks actually doomed mankind and gov are doing anything to save themselves or this is a pretext to soon a ww3

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>32,000 daily white babies are niggers
good goy

is there any country were its illegal to go outside? otherwise why throw words like "lockdown" around

There's already a vaccine!
There's already a vaccine!
There's already a vaccine!
There's already a vaccine!
happeningfags BTFO yet again!
nytimes.com/2020/03/16/health/coronavirus-vaccine.html

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buying Toilet paper
Spain offical video about coronavirus
youtube.com/watch?v=LUHbmiFo37k

Weakness and ignorance are not barriers to survival, but arrogance is.
You arrogant western white trush and your parents will die because you people ignore the warning of China for 2 months.
We locked down the whole country, diagnosed 80000 patients, lost trillions of GDP. Hundreds of millions of people stay at home for 2 months.
Then your gov pretend to be blind, Your media is immersed in political propaganda. You people said "it won't happen in the west" and did nothing.
Now see? Your medical system are breaking down.
Your country has even announced that "no test, so no new case".
Wow, what a such smart country! What a such wonderful defensive measures!
Cheer for your gov and the death of you people!

Based

We'll see
come back in 6 months

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Mods for what?
Didn't even consider, but I will now. Fun killer.

>National Coronavirus Champs
We practice Plausible Deniability here in the mountain state religiously.

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The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

>bats did nothing wrong
We all knew that. It was the chinkoids that fucked us all. The only other people who eat bats are niggers

>Are we fucked or is this a nothingburger ?!!!!
SEVERAL COUNTRIES ARE ALREADY PLANNING THE FINAL SOLUTION. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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checked and chinkpilled

Have /k/ommandos started that big gay camping trip they've always wanted?

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Stellaris Federations, starting tomorrow.

Doom Eternal starting on Friday (I live near a medium-sized city, so I don't think it's that big of chance.)

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Larp

oh yeah def happening theverge.com/2020/3/16/21181506/coronavirus-rumor-viral-trump-stafford-act-national-quarantine-misinformation

around 20 january

Without the boobs?

vegas strip clubs are staying open! wooo!

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This sounds too real to ignore. May God be with you in your darkest hour user.

based af

I saw someone buying 2 cases of Corona today.

>countries shutting down borders and telling people to self isolate.
>store closing down
Why didn't they do this sort of thing with every other virus, how much more serious must this virus be for them to go to this kind of level of caution?

Video from last thread with the ventilator farm.

youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo&feature=emb_title

Who thinks we should change /cvg/ to Chinese Virus General?

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>Flag
Finally, an accurate translation of your national anthem. Thank you hong kong!

>pay-wall
>Healthy volunteers will test different doses of the first vaccine to find out if it is safe.

I hope nioh 2 lasts long enough until I can download doom this friday

>and they are dancing, the globe’s surface glittering with the flights of the normies grinning hideously over their canted profiles
>towering over them all is coronachan and she is naked, infecting
>her small proteins lively and quick and now in doubletime and attaching to ace-2 receptors
>small and spiked and brilliant, like a mote black sun
>she never sleeps, she says
>she says she’ll never die
>she bows to the preppers and sashays backwards and throws back her lipid membrane and laughs deep in her ion channel
>and she is a great favorite, the sweet death
>she touches her vector and the symptomless vessel of her gift passes palely under the borders and she swings about and takes possession of another nation
>and she pirouettes and makes an infection, two infections, dancing and destroying at once
>her proteins are light and nimble
>she never sleeps.
>she says that she will never die
>she infects in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite
>she never sleeps, the sweet death
>she is in, wasting
>she says that she will never die

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FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

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gzdoom

White women does not mean white children nigger

>3 days later...
>there were no survivors

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!

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I'm in the bay area and I'm scared

I'm only doing boobs rn senpai.

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>the risk of infection only makes my lap dance hotter

You're a piece of shit.

i have never used nor do i intend to ever use hand sanitizer
i still bought out the entire stock at my local walmart when I went there at 3am on Saturday
idk what to do with it besides maybe burn it, but fuck normies either way

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do it

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Nothing burger

Just upscaled backgrounds, textures and UI. I'm leaving the core game and the blocky models alone.

The yellow seal protects them.

My supermarket is stopping all online delivery and cutting hours 8-8
They have cancelled all orders in place
I was able to get literally no meat this week, the entire 3 stores in my vicinity are totally out
They only allow people aged 60+ to enter the stores for the first hour so I can't get in when it is stocked
People called me a retard for prepping, but I've got a freezer full of chicken, beef and pork and a pantry full of rice, oats, flour and pasta
I can eat for 3 months without going outside
Actually going to baton down the hatched and fully isolate now, the time for prep is over we're going to see people starving in their homes here soon.

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Keep trumpfaggotry away from this general please.

Seconding this kek

Enjoy your ban, faggot.

Lol roaches

Sometime tonight I'll draw more corona-chan

thoughts on dis? unz.com/article/was-coronavirus-a-biowarfare-attack-against-china/

Webm version

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Based. Remember to not prep and go party, just to spite all the retards who prep and stay indoors.

Is china really lying about the numbers? I don't get how they could just stop the virus like that dead in its tracks.

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it's literally nothing.

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based

B I G G E R

Lol seethe harder- Know that you're literally less important to the average person than getting a new hearthstone pack or league of legends skin.

they are lying

Yeah it should be desu

twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1239724407922229249

OH NO NO NO

FRENCH NIGNOGS LOOTING STORE FOR WATER
>BREAKDOWN HAPPENING
FRENCH NIGNOGS LOOTING STORE FOR WATER
>BREAKDOWN HAPPENING
FRENCH NIGNOGS LOOTING STORE FOR WATER
>BREAKDOWN HAPPENING
FRENCH NIGNOGS LOOTING STORE FOR WATER
>BREAKDOWN HAPPENING
FRENCH NIGNOGS LOOTING STORE FOR WATER
>BREAKDOWN HAPPENING

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it stopped because everyone is dead

force everyone in the country to stay inside
if anyone escapes, shoot on sight, and the entire family gets executed

Balance of the day!

Today in Europe we had 10.045 new corona cases.
And this while most Northern cucked countries have decided to only test doctors or not testing at all or some shit.

These new 10.045 cases of today bring the total of cases in Europe to 65.830.

Reminder: China officially only had 80.880 cases. And the shit lasted months there.

Two weeks ago, in Europe, we only had 2.723 cases across the entire continent.

The countries that contributed the most to new entries in Europe today were:

>Italy, 3.233
Spain, 2.098
>Germany, 1.459
France, 1.230
>Switzerland, 637
The Netherlands, 278
>Belgium, 199
United Kingdom, 152
>Austria, 99
Norway, 91
>Czech Republic, 91
Portugal, 86
>Sweden, 81
Denmark, 57
>Ireland, 54
Poland, 52
>Russia, 30
Finland, 29
>Romania, 29
Greece, 21
>Andorra, 8
Croatia, 7
>Serbia, 7
Iceland, 6
>Lithuania, 5
Armenia, 4
>Gibraltar, 2

Pic related: Actualised graphic of total cases in Europe.

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>Trump
>Corona
Pay your debts

>work at factory
>2/3s of the factory are boomers over 55
>the boeing factory next door (literally across the street) had 3 or more reported positive cases today
>im healthy enough to not be insta killed, but a single infection will wipe out our factory due to boomers
>if i survive ill be unemployed because every other employee fucking died
See you space cowboy.

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>Italy has 3/4ths the deaths of China in 3 weeks
>China has had it for 5 months

What do you think, user?

Spread her love user. God has given Corona Chan the authority to destroy those who have insulted God.

Stellaris is good for role-play.

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reminder that prepping is useless
this will infect the animals leaving nowhere safe
the survivors will be re-infected over and over until they succumb
it will continue to mutate
there will be no post-apocalypse
this won't end
you will not survive

welcome to the new age

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>weird
more like poetic

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people won't starve just because there's no meat, they'll simply go vegan, the actual sustainable food source

Thank god my area is only like 1% black

Kek,
much respect, sir.

here senpai, you lucky I like you

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just a quick injection of this pneumonia should do you

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>twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1239724407922229249

How long before this is the US?

Migrants don't know that you can just turn on a faucet and get water, because somalis, sandniggers and the french don't wash or bathe.

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 22 (TWENTY-TWO) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 22 (TWENTY-TWO) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 22 (TWENTY-TWO) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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Austria definitely had more than a 100

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There are plenty of explanations
>deadlier italian strain
>older italian populace
>poorer quality/outreach of healthcare
>china just lying

underrated post

Thank god I dont live in a big country. The faggots will give each other aids before this is a problem

Stop eating trash

How long before the nukes come?

Military fag here, got wind from CoC that President Trump will be declaring a national emergency/something similar within the next 48-72 hours due to Coronavirus. Also one dude came in today showing symptoms and just got tested.

just turn on a tap what the fuck

Thank you user

Thank you.

of course they are user, just look at pollution and land traffic maps, wuhan is at 10-14% of its usual level for this year.
Pollution for the first time in years has dropped in china, the chinese are all about saving face.
They might have contained the virus, but the outbreak is still a long way from being over

>youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ

>+10k in Europe
So just how bad things REALLY are in China? I can't believe the +20 cases.

It’s already begun

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Socal here, job with 2k people is still open while they are "asked"to work from home
Still hundreds of people came in today including the 20 man beamer cleaner crew who all pile together. Should I report this fucking place?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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This won't work will it? Like, don't vaccines take forever to make? I know they were working on vaccines for coronavirus, but it can't be that simple right? Otherwise China would of gotten it done, right?