/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2173 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Fake news. No abortion clinic has shut down in Italy.

Nobody in the entire world has reported on Italian abortion clinics shutting down. That Facebook post pulled the 95% figure out of his ass and isn't even Italian. Abortions are still happening in Italy and this monkey is spreading fake hope to get you complacent.

This monkey acts like abortion isn't happening anymore in the entire world while Planned Parenthood is still fully functional and aborting thousands every day.

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Expect Olympics cancellation announcement today.

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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GAS THE BANKERS
UBI NOW

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Nips are still holding Olympics, will not postpone.
wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-polls-show-many-japanese-want-tokyo-olympics-to-be-postponed-11584355170

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We're gonna enter Akira timeline

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youtube.com/watch?v=uin1GPB7uJk

IS HE BASED?

microscopic guns protected by the second-smallest amendment

>coronavirus is finally ending open borders and globalism
Maybe this wasn't so bad after all.

6 months maximum tho, it hasn't even been a month

>morbidly obese
>pre-diabetic
>unmedicated high blood pressure

I'm gonna die right? It's finally over?

--==++STOCK UP AND COLLECT CRYSTALS++==--
>cheap
>can get it from local rock store or find some
>powerful unlike ((((gold)))) or ((((silver))))
>brings you closer to god and other goodbeings and entities. Aids in bringing out more signs from god and helps metaphysical entities and future predictions to form sigils of prediction of major events
>spiritual healing
>better and more clearer dreams
Don't listen to kikes shilling for ((((gold)))) or ((((silver)))) that shit's expensive and there is a clear market shilling campaign for them. Crystals may seem cheap now but when SHTF it may save you; physically and emotionally/mentally.
Signed ----(())^%@*-The Crystal & Dream guy

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This women has corona virus. Would you catch the gum if she agreed you could quarantine with her at her dads house? Sex

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>7272 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>2 in serious condition
>17 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

Hello Gentlemen... I'm about to make you all rich

TVIX Stock, buy it

It's a tracking stock based on volatility.

You're welcome

This

Hi, OP:

I was doing my math and I found it odd I had 0 numbers for Norway.
I went to wikipedia page on corona and they had this:

>From 13 March, testing of the normal population was discontinued, and is now only reserved for health professionals and acute ill people in vulnerable groups. The Norwegian Institute of Public Health states there are more infected people in Norway than the figures show. The dark numbers are presumed to be much higher because of limited testing.[42]

I think this is news worthy and should be going to the original pasta.

Snowniggers are trully acting like niggers.

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FUCK YEAH! WOO! GO TO HELL CORONA

it was already proven to be a damage control pr
see

Jesus fucking christ.
It's over for us here in Brazil... In the beginning i was really thinking this was going to be just a nothing burguer but know seeing the fucking tv channel GLOBO cancelling everything and putting brazilian celebrities saying to people stay in their and don't go outside every fucking minute i fear for whats coming

Oh thank god a new pasta from the Copefags.

WUHAN FLU

DO NOT FORGET WHOSE FAULT THIS IS

GOOD OL VIRGINIA COAL

COUNTRRYYYY ROOOOOAD

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Posting the best coronachan in case that someone wants it in good quality

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Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=5851

does not work.

Is Italy or any other country disinfecting the red zones like China does?

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How is Turkey bro? They will leave Idlib soon after Corona-chan?

>every single patient is on a ventilator
>whole building is buzzing from them being on max
>youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo

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Anyone got that list of CEOs that "resigned"?

Meth barrier.

I need to see the ass and titties first

what was the first CVG thread? anyone has it?

What's with his lips?

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youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo&feature=emb_title

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>These immunological changes persisted for at least 7 d following full resolution of symptoms
Only 7 days later. We already know the antibodies live up to 6 months. No news here.

Read it you retard. You're the only one coping here.

Imagine how many are going to aborted because every in Italy is locked up fucking right now.

inbred white genes

The jews will not let them cancel or postpone. It's their Trojan Horse to bring the cancer of multiculturalism to Japan once and for all.

Can someone repost Finance-anons screenshot please?

Big if true.

Another one to use as a template for memes I cropped earlier.

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MOUNTAIN MAMA

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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Happening over, stock market is finally going to rebound after it hit the floor, you stupid fucks. God, I hate you all, stupid fucks. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid fucks. Stupid.

fuck man

>all the lines are fairly erratic looking, with exception of the Wuhan line past Feb 3rd, which becomes smooth and gradual, as if generated by computer instead of real world conditions

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Should have cancelled the carnival. It's gonna get pretty fucking bad for you.

only ones i can find

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>These immunological changes persisted for at least 7 d following full resolution of symptoms
Oh wow, a whole week. It's fucking nothing.

Everyone is immune until Corona-chan mutates

You had 2 deads two or three days ago.
Expect a 3% mortality rate at the very least.

That means 210 deaths in Germany in the next 5 to 7 days.
Enjoy the show, user.

>Children die from corona, WHO confirms
>youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=5851

What is the correct timestamp?

Cope harder.

Yas Forums here, i've been lethargic and having headaches for almost a week. i rarely get sick, is this how it begins?

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>said the russian

>all boomers

National broadcast just cut the fuck out. hold me bros.

It is a concoction of meth, natty light, mountain dew, diesel, and gunpowder with a dash of fentanyl.

Oh wow, a whole week. It's fucking nothing.
>Oh wow, a whole week. It's fucking nothing.
Oh wow, a whole week. It's fucking nothing.
>Oh wow, a whole week. It's fucking nothing.
Oh wow, a whole week. It's fucking nothing.

We have studies saying they live up to 6 months. What's the news here?

it feels ok now

> Inb4 it's only old people dude1!
Explain this zerohedge.com/health/not-just-seniors-french-doctors-report-50-icu-patients-under-60-years-old-netherlands-under

Perhaps.
But I would definetely slap her first. That is very, very rude.
She is in need of a good spanking, user.

twitter.com/BNONews/status/1239708674626650115
Brasil just got rekt.

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Please stop letting the shills get to you, argibro. They're trying to fatigue you.

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I hope you have enough toilet paper.

No.

>Tourism is worth $19 billion in B.C. and employs 330,000 people
I don't feel so good bros

i know it
you know it
everybody knows it

soon

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emergency command economy when

Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=cyRpzcN_S44

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>virus wouldn't exist if Chinese government treated their people like people
>wet markets a necessity for poorer people to survive
>gubmint doesn't regulate because "who cares"
>call a spade a spade
I fail to see the issue. Xi Jinping should be held responsible for this fucking messing.

they are so clearly lying lmao

Basado

Maduro got corona'd

NOW

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DUMP NORMALFAG LAGGARDS

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DO YOUNG PEOPLE DIE????

You know, only one high level bio lab has ever exploded in history, and it was Russian

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This is how we spent the early days of the virus.

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It said it was from Bergamo. It's near enough.

KEK

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The shills are out in force

We fucking know people become immune after infection.

Are you fucking retarded? Honestly, are you actually fucking retarded or are you a paid shill?

Are PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAYING THAT PEOPLE DON'T BECOME IMMUNE AFTER INFECTION THIS MEANS NOTHING YOU FUCKING CHINESE SMALL DICK CHANG FUCKING FAGGOT BITCH

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Pittsburgh bros get liquor NOW

fuck dude. i don't want this to happen.

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Why WHY SO MUCH RETARDATION, WHY

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geological barrier

>be me 19 and retarded
>prepare for corona chan lockdowns at january
>get comfy and start to eat from canned beans
>forgot to buy can opener
Fuck me

NIGGA WUT?

twitter.com/RushDoshi/status/1239645067066978311

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>twitter.com/BNONews/status/1239708674626650115
Can't wait till they spread the disease all across Brazil

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straight for the toilet paper lmao
just get a fucking bidet

ANYONE PLEASE

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Is this hell?

Same with Sweden.

i like to move it move it

>Figure I’m just coofin slightly today because I’ve been lying down in my bed for 6 days straight

That was too close lads

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

the virus has a 100% kill rate do not go outside it is not worth it once you catch the virus there is no cure or rewinding time for a do-over

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>China reopening schools
So it was a flu after all, are you not ashamed Yas Forums?

Imagine the world losing all it's money and going into a global recession because chinks eat everything with a pulse. lol

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Most hilarious thing: It isn't even true. Abortion clinics are working 24/7 in Italy.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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ultra basado

UK SHUTDOWN WHEN

jesus fuck all these newfags need to stop falling for fucking bait

express.co.uk/news/world/1242327/Coronavirus-china-crisis-coronavirus-video

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 27.980 cases - 2.158 FATALITIES / 44% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 14.991 cases - 853 FATALITIES / 14,6% MR;
>Spain, 9.942 cases - 342 FATALITIES / 39,2% MR;
South Korea, 8.236 cases - 75 FATALITIES / 6,2% MR;
>Germany, 7.272 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 20,7% MR;
France, 6.653 cases - 148 FATALITIES / 92,5% MR;
>United States, 4.525 cases - 81 FATALITIES / 52,6% MR;
Switzerland, 2.200 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 77,8% MR;
>Japan, 1.592 cases - 34 FATALITIES / 5,4% MR;
United Kingdom, 1.543 cases - 55 FATALITIES / 74,3% MR;
>The Netherlands, 1.413 cases - 24 FATALITIES / 92,3% MR;
Norway, 1.256 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
>Sweden, 1.121 cases - 7 FATALITIES / 87,5% MR;
Belgium, 1.085 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 83,3% MR;
...
>Portugal, 331 cases - 1 FATALITY / 25% MR;
Galiza, 245 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
>Brazil, 234 cases - 0% MR;

141 infected countries.

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interesting theory

lol

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Yes, young people aren't immune. Also yes, boomers are more likely to die, but aren't they more likely to die from fucking anything?

How many weeks do we have before the collapse bros....

pathetic

>DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
wrong advice, there's no one outside, you can't get it in the street smartpants

>ALL THOSE 80K RECOVERED IN CHINA ARE STAYING THAT WAY BABY!
TOPKEK DAMAGE CONTROL LIES
Nothing of this mentioned on the tweet nor on the paper
All the study is bases on 1 WOMAN FROM WUHAN

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Just woke up. How’s America like?

Kek took me a second

probably never

we need to learn how to makeshift ventilator so we can save our boomer parents

I want to know!

mmm...maybe they know a war is coming?

I'm looking for that corona mad max meme where he says "hand over the toilet paper and the horror will end"
anyone have it?

No need man, when summer comes all of the chinese flu will magically disappear because it can't survive warm climates like Iran or Brazil

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the walking dead

west virginia is so bad even the corona virus wont touch it.

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>>Japan, 1.592 cases - 34 FATALITIES / 5,4% MR;
That number technically is the Diamond Princess and regular population numbers combined.

>Serbia
>Getting well with the EU

Literally "get fucked EU"

For me, nice, revenge for 1991 and 1998

aren't those trucks for dust control and not relevant to the plague?

>muh children get barely affected

pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/pediatrics/early/2020/03/16/peds.2020-0702.full.pdf

2143 children ranging from 1 day old to 18 years.
Severely ill: 112 (5.2%)
Critically ill: 13 (0.6%)

So 6% of children will probably be scarred for life, and flat out die when hospitals are out of capacity.

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But how the fuck do you guys expect that to end well?

Really?
Here the gov says they are testing everyone but I don't believe them simply because they do not reveal the numbers by municipality or hospital or test facility.

And you nigger, are you doing like your brothers or what?

WEBM

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What's /cvg/ listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=ehFINQKctq0

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YES, rumors about chlorine disinfectants sprayed at Bergamo

Imagine having 3 months to prepare but does nothing because "It's just a flu", and caused a global recession

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Enjoy touching those door knobs and breathing in infected air you absolute mong

Cope harder your happening is over and 99% of the world will be immune in 2 months and they'll all be perfectly fine.

It's a cold, you gotta let it go already.

>sample size = 1
>1 week after only
>didn't even expose her to the virus again to check for ADE
Breaking news truly.

We’re already on the verge of martial law

Well,I wouldn't trust wikipedia if I were you,but if you want me to quote it, then

>according to official statistics as for 16th March ,there are 10 confirmed cases

>on 13th March , two citizens were identified to be infected with the disease,both of them have spent some time in Germany before their arrival.

>on the same day,two additional cases were reported. Both citizen of Kazakhstan,first one arrived from Milan and the second from Germany.

>on 14th March, 5th and 6th cases were added. From Moscow and Warsaw ,but the second one previosly had stayed in Germany

>on 15th March- 3 cases. First one is a wife of a previously hospitalized man from Moscow flight. Second patient came by Seul-Almaty flight . Third patient- little girl at the age of 12 who has been in Germany before her arrival

>16th March. 1 case reported is a women who came by Istanbul-Almaty flight

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Portugal user - is there a place where you can upload ALL of your maps sequentially so I can WEBM them? (Or if you can do it)
You might have the most definitive progressive high-resolution map out there if it can be played as a video.

Just poke a hole in the top of a water bottle and spray it at your asshole.

LOVE IT!

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msn.com/en-us/health/health-news/a-highly-pathogenic-strain-of-h5n1-bird-flu-has-been-reported-in-china-s-hunan-province/ar-BBZysUI?ocid=sf

Get fucked insectoids

I want off this ride

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Will do.

Are nothingburgers BTFO?

Flu season is pretty bad this year

We don't have jet trucks yet, but we're cleaning the streets with the harshest soap known to man.
You can smell it 100m away.

Baste! easily the best

Yes but we just bought new testing machines and are restating major testing of population again

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here you are user

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Oh, crap this looks actually terrible

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PERI BOTTLE
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>user just wants to get fucked in the ass
There's gotta be less gay ways of coming out of the closet

Okay, I'm saying it:

I very much doubt abortion clinics are working in Italy.
Simply because they are under lock down, most shit is closed except very essential goods and medical professionals are supposed mostly focused on corona.

It would be top clown world if abortions were still going on as usual in Italy and Spain.

Even here I doubt they're working.

Nuking their own cities when?

EARTH GASSES FINALLY GOT TO UM...
WELL DONE EVERYONE THAT IS A WRAP./

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>this is coming for us
>people are still going out and partying

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K Xi, cope

...

Based Boris dabbing on boomers

love me some american civil war music
youtube.com/watch?v=AcsYILxeiA8

>call my parents in america today
>tell mom "what about working from home?"
>DON'T BE A FUCKING ASS
>tell dad (has cancer)
>I'D RATHER DIE THAN STAY COOPED UP IN THE HOUSE. IT'S JUST THE FLU. THIS IS TO DESTROY TRUMP.
fuck it. fuck them. don't care anymore.

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Yes.

china has to pay

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Asuka is for big MP Eva cock

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1) Having antibodies doesn't mean being immune. Antibody enhanced infections are a thing and documented on SARS-CoV-1 of which is 96% identical to SARS-CoV-2. They didn't expose this woman to the virus so you don't actually know what would happen.

2) It's only been a week. SARS-CoV-1 antibodies lived up to 6 months.

3) Sample size = 1

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING SHILL FAGGOT CHANG GO EAT MORE BATS YOU DISGUSTING INSECTOID

NO ONE HAS SAID THAT PEOPLE DONT BECOME IMMUNE AFTER INFECTION THIS IS MADE UP BULLSHIT BY COPING FAGGOTS GOD DAMN I HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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Good for you, user. Glad to hear it.

RARE
A
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fuck off IRA vlad

you ded

Protective spell here
TAKE ME HOME
youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

You're not an American, you're a rice nigger and will always be a rice nigger

This.
I'm not eating chinese take out for an entire WEEK.

They're right kid.

Abortion are still going. They are considered basic healthcare.

Who will be even joining them? No one can get out of their country without special permission at this date.

i mean they do have a point, the eu just wants niggers over citizens

umm she's 14?

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>youtube.com/watch?v=s4l7bmTJ7j8

Cope.

If China can spare 10k respirators and 20 million masks for Italy maybe they spare some for us too. Worth a shot.

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How long until panic lines die down? I got in early so I missed all the real crazy shit but I'm wondering how long I'd have to wait until going back to a grocery store would gurantee I get shit.

YOU
GET
WHAT
YOU
FUCKING
DESERVE

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How fucking long till the gyms open back up lads? I was just a couple weeks away from finishing my first cut and was about to begin bulking soon. Now I'm going to lose all the strength and muscle I've gotten from newb gains.

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IS THIS REAL LIFE

Wow an actually sane person.

MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
>MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
>MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
>MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
>MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED
MAN IN IBIZA (SPAIN) DETAINED AFTER GOING OUT THE CONTAINMENT, CRASHING HIS MOTORBIKE AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE, WITHOUT HIS DRIVING ID, HIS MOTORBIKE PAPERS IN CHECK AND WITH WEED

>elmundo.es/baleares/ibiza/2020/03/16/5e6fc6f621efa0b4368b45cb.html

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I am very honoured by your idea.
But I've been painting on the same map since the beginning so whenever one map is born, the preceeding map dies.

I don't even count them, so I don't even know how many generations of maps there is... or were...

Sorry, in a way.
I'd like to see that myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=AIB8TnezE_E

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Thank you friend

and corona is like 4 months old and that doesn`t stop me

Lung gum? Yes

Almost no water in the few stores I checked

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>consider incubation time
>consider carnival
ahahaha my dude, we’re all so fucked

The end is nigh!

Their is zero evidence in any patients I've heard of or seen that it has caused permanent damage. Only thing I heard was from maybe people with COPD or other respiratory issues it makes worse.

1.55% death rate of Diamond Princess, I believe this is most accurate.

GOD I AM SORRY FOR LETTING MYSELF BE 320LBS HOLY SHIT MAYBE I DONT WANT TO DIE PLEASE FORGIVE ME SO I CAN CORRECT THIS I PROMISE HOLY FUCK.

You have to go back. You’re not American

>I doubt = it's true
No Joao, you can go out for medical reasons.

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im comfy as fuck but fuck chinks

Idris Elba infected with corona virus.
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200317/k10012334921000.html

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Wow this is like the 20th cure this week!

>third world countries avoiding lotsa infections
>WV also not infected
Fucking yokels they figured this shit out.

is amazon delivery reliable during times this this?

t. around san Francisco California

You have never met a patient. Chinese scientists with access to the clinical datasets found lung, kidney and testicular damage.

unless you're 80 years old, have a broken immune system or are just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really unlucky? It's literally just gonna feel like the flu. Though you should still take precautions to avoid mass gatherings so you don't spread it whenever you inevitably catch it to the above mentioned kinds of people. The main problem with this shit is that nobody has a built-up immunity or a vaccine they can take like with regular flus and that it takes a long ass time to start showing symptoms. Frankly, I'm willing to bet a decently sized chunk of America has already caught it, gotten over it, and didn't even notice because they dismissed it as the regular flu.

fake news, this is literally fake journo for entretainment purposes

Slowly slipping. We're too spread out as a nation, states aren't all on board with each other. Some major cities shutting down, others staying wide open. Not enough measures fast enough.

>20 boomers in a major city on ventilators
LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS OH MY!

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>NORTH CAROLINA UPDATE

8:45 p.m.: Seymour Johnson Air Force Base has its first confirmed case of coronavirus, the base said on Facebook. The person and their family have been in isolation *since the person first started showing symptoms*

CVG KNOWS IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE A TYPHOID MARY BEFORE SYMPTOMS START!

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>twitter.com/MackayIM/status/1239669358198009856
Isn't the second round the heart attack phase of oh you're fucked?

Hello sad and lonely people! You better shoot yourselves in your faces before virus infect you! Hurry

>happening is over and 99% of the world will be immune in 2 months, It's a cold
Sauce?
>Believe me bro (brrrrrrrrrr)

fuck him for ruining dark tower

4 pending. she's coming for you user . . .

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holy shit lmfao BoJo couldn't give a SHIT

You need to get in shape fellow mutbro

Can I call the authorities on someone if they refuse to self-isolate?

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I dont know who is he? A transexual maybe?
Are you ready to lost your grannies?

Based Moth-man people.

Let them eat Snap Peas -Drumpf March 2020

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How deep the dip was when you bought?

a-almost heaven?

haha money printer go
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I work on a vent unit (mostly comatose people) and the buzzers are way more fucking agonizing and annoying but damn that looks like a warzone

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You guys are homos

they'll be guilty of any deaths they cause and will likely be in prison for life

Post Lewd Corona!!!

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>constantly push you to accept migrants
>completely useless during crisis
>EU states literally seizing their medical supplies
Can't blame them. Don't get me wrong, China being a friend to anyone is a delusion, but it's still better than the EU.

burgerbro workcucks,
if your employers request you call out on a special 1-800 number so your supervisors don't have to deal with numerous callouts.
DO. NOT. DO. THAT. THING.
contact your supervisors directly, outside of the official channels.

you will be added to a list of individuals that will need to be rounded up and quarantined following the impending martial law.
>source, dude trust me

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Did you file these under a different name before March 2?
I remember seeing them - I also remember when you weren't coloring the smaller nations entirely. I know older ones exist. This is all I can find in the archive by searching by name
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/BoaMa Portugal Infectado.png/page/3/

nope its not mandatory

Checked, same. It's honestly time to nuke China.

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This post smells like a roastie

Don't do it fag, corona chan-should not be isolated.

Ololll

I'm going to Walmart for dog food please wish me luck

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Post your jobs for the Corona raid
>The Artisan

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woah

Yes its over. Time to die

yeah chlorine disinfectants are being sprayed around some cities streets, not that they're useful at all since the virus stays on surfaces for not more than 30 mins

you are stupid

saw on tv that your order will be backed up, but have seen posts of other anons ordering stuff, but they said they're ordering video games and computers parts and stuff like that. As i told the others, as soon as you get it, don't touch it, disinfect it (virus survives 24hrs on cardboard 2-3 on plastics/metals), idk how safe it is for food but maybe someone can answer that.

This has to be a study on how likely people are to just blindly follow others in a panic. They just had a few crisis actors push a cart full of tp to the register and watched as everyone followed suit.

BRRRRRRRRRRR
>need to print more
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Has the eternal summer come?

iF YOU STILL SORRY AT THE END YOU MAY BE SPARED CUZ YOU SORRY AN REALLY REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME.

This just reminded me, Barb already has one foot in the grave, if she gets infected she's pretty much guaranteed to die, and with CWC being such a careless slob who would keep on going to McDonalds until they close it there's high chances both of them might catch it.

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where are the studies saying the R0 was 3+? everything is now saying 2~2.5 and that data is solely based on the early spread isolated on the diamond princes cruise ship weeks ago.

REMINDER:

personifying a virus, and sexualising said personification is extremelly mentally ill and degenerate. its brony tier faggotry and is not welcome in these threads. praising this personification to spread this virus is on par with literal aids infested faggot bug chasers, literal POS bullshit.

Just eat your dog

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Who else here ready to go fishing once the global food supplies go down?

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>since the virus stays on surfaces for not more than 30 mins

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
archive.is/HsmZ9

What’s it like in Spain, Spainbro?

rip lakes

Fuck

yeah just what we need children of people willing to kill their children. mostly nigs

Copypasta:

twitter.com/Chenbariatrics1/status/1238325815693041664
>Uncertain if direct viral effect, but notably SARS2 RNA fragments have been identified in liver, kidneys, heart, and blood.

twitter.com/Chenbariatrics1/status/1238327109350617088
>thus far many are dying of cardiac arrest rather than inability to ventilate/oxygenate

Their patients are also having trouble with their heart (cardiomyopathy). Patients are being admitted with a normal ejection fraction (heart can pump normally) measured through an echocardiogram (echo) or point of care ultrasound (POCUS) when admitted (for a couple of patients, their baseline ejection fraction is a little bit low). Patients are being admitted with a normal troponin in the emergency department (Tpn; this is a blood test that measures injury to the muscle cells in the heart). When patients progress to respiratory failure, they often get better for a brief time (they can be supine [on their back] with less requirement for the ventilator and no need for pressors [medicine to keep their blood pressure up])

Over the next twelve hours, patients begin having trouble pumping blood to all parts of their body (they are cold) and are in shock that requires many different medications to keep their blood pressure up. Their ejection fraction is very very low and they progress to an arrhythmia (abnormal heart beat)--either ventricular tachycardia (VT) to ventricular fibrillation (VF) to death or pulseless electrical activity to asystole (no heartbeat). Their arrhythmias and heart disease progress very quickly and can happen in less than a day.

This is very hard for families who see their family member improving and then rapidly getting worse.
In their patient cohort, they have seen more asystole than ventricular tachycardia, which may be different than what has been seen at other hospitals. Either way, many facilities are reporting these arrhythmias and heart problems.

You should have died long time ago.

Yeah

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this wouldn't have happened had the italians not be retarded and hug asians because muh racism

shit I forgot school's out all over the country for like the next 6 months nooooooooo

I wonder how he got it
>Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's wife, Sophie Gregoire Trudeau, has also tested positive for the coronavirus. (Elba had recent contact with Gregoire Trudeau on March 4 at WE Day 2020 at The SSE Arena, Wembley in London, where the pair posed for pictures together.)
KEKED.com

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In all reality, that’ll be the best way to survive and keep the senpai alive

ah shit nigga i sure miss this pasta

You should be aborted

Hey i need your answer: If one did catch the virus 24h before beeing in contact with me, is it likely i have it too? Or arent you infectious shortly after catching it? My situation right now..
Pic unrelated, bait to get answers

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>stocks down
>bonds down
>gold down
uh guys, where is all the money going?

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What's it like in the hot spots in the US right now? My city Montreal is already shutting down businesses for two weeks

I'm disappointed in the lack of racism from people who believe it is a chink weapon. Nobody wants to kill them like they did the Muslims after 9/11.

regn med meg bror :D

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With eyes like those I would push a tube all the way into her lungs and suck the virusfluids out manually.