GET IN HERE

goddammit are you obamaleaf?

Holy shit
It’s just temporary guys right?

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We should just preemptively nuke them with everything

Get ready

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I hope we go to war with China.

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happy i own property as my major investment

The funny red line is following the funny blue line very closely. It's unironically crashing down

You should be buying right now you dumb fuck. Buy a bit more every time it drops 10%

China & Iran

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>WELL WHAT ELSE COULD THE FED HAVE UP THEIR ASSES?
Helpless now.

oooffff you tried that with like 1/3 of Vietnam... didn't work out so well. China is like 1/3 of vietnam x 1000

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China is totally dependent on the US dollar. This will destroy them as well-

Moar lyke .001k

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40NotOK

We weaponized rice blight specifically for this scanario

>12.93%
>inb4 cope fags

mass suicides on

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Obviously unless we all die from Corona

everything is temporary if you count long enough

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Countries have gone to war over far less. I would say nation, but we're not one.

that gives me the chubs

No, the virus isn’t nothing, and neither are the economic consequences. But that’s no reason to behave like fucking 10yr olds and ruin a board that was already getting worse every year.
Again, panicfage are childish larpers and are ruining this board. So check on your grandparents, wash tour hands, and shut the fuck up about, you boring NPC cunts

Quick Yas Forums save the fucking economy, grab a pipe wrench and start breaking ever window you see.
It's stimulus!

~22k down, -19% interest rate since the beginning of the year
>pink_wojack.jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=Tmhp_NEH12Y

Kek

Fuck the /ptg/ retards who told me to buy the dip. Trump economy is garbage.

MY FELLOW AMERICANS. TODAY WE ARE IMMEDIATELY INSTITUTING A NEW POLICY. PRINTERS AND SCHEMATICS ARE BEING DISTRIBUTED TO EVERY HOME. ALL U.S CITIZENS WILL BEGIN CURRENCY CREATION IMMEDIATELY. BUY THE DIP!
GOD BLESS
GOD SPEED

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Of the west decides China is done, then China really is done. If they had a plan for global independence, it’s happening 10 years too soon.

Moshes should neck themselves. Starting with you.

Das rite. Wash your penis and clean your room you degenerates.

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Yes. You get to panic 3 weeks later than everyone else.

Audibly keked

Real estate is better than currency/stocks/bonds but it'll take a dump, too.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I know, pink wojacks everywhere on Yas Forums kek!

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lol

The double/triple based numbers of truth
Checked
Keked

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Hope we see some (((bankers))) jump from roofs same as in 29.

We can draft the weak and send them off to get slaughtered, then we’ll pull out.

>>in 29

Is that you mr miyagi? How are you?

And? Does it suddenly disappear tzen or become magically unrentable?

Calm down, Futures are going up, Trump saved the economy, tomorrow we're going to have the biggest stock market rise in history! Buy now while there's still time!

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I mean, I knew we were printing fast.
Holy Smokes though. We ARE BACK IN THE GREEN BABY!

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It's going down another 30%. The market was at bubble level prices before. Honestly, corona probably won't have a big impact on the economy, but it is enough to push over the tower of cards that is the current US stock market. Once it falls, it'll be more in line with historic averages for price relative to US GDP.

FUCK I DONT WANT TO EAT RABBITS AGAIN

I'm going to take a second to say something positive.

Imagine in Gesara was real.... If everyone got like 3-5 million and never had to work again, and had capital. Not to mention the gold standard held wealth and kept competition high and costs low.

Imagine the amazing things so many people could do with the time and money and others to help. Would be amazing.

That would be an economic rebirth like no other ever.

time to go study the wiki for the great depression
see what the best things to do are when everything falls apart

people are just afraid
we are just pausing the world for a few months
after that everything will be back to normal, we will require the exact same amount of jobs, hopefully people will travel less though tourism is way overblown

dead cat bounce early, more losses by end of day I predict -700.

GESARA requires NESARA
Or society will push humans back into a protective depravity coping mechanism.

Shhhhhh... Let the retards be retarded. Don't interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

We are totally fucked, this recession is going to last 2-3 years

NEETbux hopefully

It's just a flu bro

Dead cat bounce of 700

The DJIA is a terrible index and shouldn't be used as a benchmark for anything. Only 30 companies and price-weighted. Obsolete boomer garbage bullshit.

Keep me posted

Checked
We are totally fucked.

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It will be a Tuesday in spring.

No it wouldn't,, they would take a beating but ultimately that many gooks would win. Then they would run the planet.

>havent even reached the point of Dec 21, 2018

federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm

Get your money out kids

I was assuming the gists were the same... what's the difference, I though it was just US vs whole world being the difference.

The conditions are completely different you fucking retards.

Gruesome

It's a lot like 9/11. People's reactions to the event ended up making things way worse than the event itself.

Sauce?

Huge rally tomorrow will save us, Trump will annex Canada, Erdogan will die from Corona-Chan and a revolt will crush the CCP and a new age will begin.

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>Once it falls, it'll be more in line with historic averages for price relative to US GDP.
It will keep going down until it's below the historical average. It's been elevated for so long that people feel it's normal to have far above average valuations.

We haven't even seen any major bankruptcies yet. Once that starts the bottom will be at least a year away.

As always it will recover over the next years. Rich people who haven't sold their stocks when they went down 10% will just wait until they recover. Middle class faggots who actually need the money are fucked and have already started panic selling

>this recession is going to last 2-3 years
Replace recession with depression and 2-3 years with 23 years.

Damn we were so close to dropping below 20k!

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
MY
UNLIMITED PRINTING WORKS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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WAR WITH CHINA NOW

>vote for human potato
>he fails to prevent another great depression, global pandemic and probably WW3
Did our Mongolian basket weaving forum unironically ruin the world?

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525252 confirms my post.

It's a 200.5k now

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It has nothing to do with the derpression because you didn't have a job before this and won't have a job after. All the meme-tier factory jobs are in china now. There's nothing left to lose.

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based

Checked.

If everybody has money and nobody works, then the money is worthless you fucking moron

>Predictions for tomorrow frens?
Retail will continue to sell stocks and put them into bonds. Oil is still a tossup since there is no telling if the US is going into lockdown which will remove any support oil had. There is no telling what is going to happen once/if cities stop allowing people to go to work or shut down office buildings. Persistent rumors of canceling domestic air travel in north america. It will be another two weeks before some, again SOME chinese goods hit west coast ports. Car industry is in turmoil since euro cargo getting shutoff and chinese parts not showing up and the threat of corona infecting workers in plants could shutdown several factories.

Post yfw the Greater Depression kicks in

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H...how.... how do I buy a stock
(I’m my cute 5 year old voice)

>vote for human potato
omg lol that is sooo funny! have an upvote fellow comrade!

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>the average person uses 1 roll per day
1 roll lasts me over a week you fat piece of shit. Learn to eat clean and workout. Fucking A

Digits of truth

I didn't know peoples greed ran out, or need for obligatory purchases?

Although I understand what you're saying, it's just not realistic, look at fucking boomers, that can't not work for 10 days even though they have 85K a year pensions.

You would simply have better work, better pay, etc.. etc.. less concentration in cities as well.

If you continuously gave this, then ya, that may happen, but this is more a one time thing I think.

There's no other reason to tank the economy so fast, it will be too devastating, this has to be the "other side" of it all. Otherwise theres no point, we're all still wage slaves and ladder is too high climb anymore, not to mention they are now concentrating stocks even higher to the elite now.

Who here gonna live the bonie and cyldd life?