/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2172 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

i'm going to be sad when these threads end
[spoiler]if they end[/spoiler]

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I know I'm going to survive this since I'm young but are there really permanent damage to the lung? I don't want to be crippled for the rest of my life

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do americans really?

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Post your quarantine vidya.
For me, it's just Blasphemous.

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5G can effect the human body. SMART METERS that utilities have been installing use 5G. If the government wants to, they can either kill someone in their homes or cause them to experience Corona symptoms. These people will then leave their home and surrender for medical treatment. The government will then say "Oh, you don't have Corona. But you do have to take this vaccine now."
Also, it can be used to kill off dissidents. People will just think they died from the virus.

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Fake news. No abortion clinic has shut down in Italy.

Nobody in the entire world has reported on Italian abortion clinics shutting down. That Facebook post pulled the 95% figure out of his ass and isn't even Italian. Abortions are still happening in Italy and this monkey is spreading fake hope to get you complacent.

This monkey acts like abortion isn't happening anymore in the entire world while Planned Parenthood is still fully functional and aborting thousands every day.

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You can borrow these, but you have to give them back.

he's still winning

corona btfo

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IS THIS TRUE??????????

PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE A REBUTTAL

>Coronavirus 'may cause damage to men's testicles', doctors warn
mirror.co.uk/science/coronavirus-may-cause-damage-mens-21681342

>"Coronavirus may cause testicular damage, male infertility, research finds"
globaltimes.cn/content/1182389.shtml

>"CHINESE SCIENTISTS RAISE CONCERNS OVER POTENTIAL LINK BETWEEN CORONAVIRUS AND MALE FERTILITY"

newsweek.com/chinese-scientists-coronavirus-male-fertility-1488235>Coronavirus 'may cause damage to men's testicles', doctors warn
mirror.co.uk/science/coronavirus-may-cause-damage-mens-21681342

>"Coronavirus may cause testicular damage, male infertility, research finds"
globaltimes.cn/content/1182389.shtml

>"CHINESE SCIENTISTS RAISE CONCERNS OVER POTENTIAL LINK BETWEEN CORONAVIRUS AND MALE FERTILITY"

newsweek.com/chinese-scientists-coronavirus-male-fertility-1488235>Coronavirus 'may cause damage to men's testicles', doctors warn
mirror.co.uk/science/coronavirus-may-cause-damage-mens-21681342

>"Coronavirus may cause testicular damage, male infertility, research finds"
globaltimes.cn/content/1182389.shtml

>"CHINESE SCIENTISTS RAISE CONCERNS OVER POTENTIAL LINK BETWEEN CORONAVIRUS AND MALE FERTILITY"

newsweek.com/chinese-scientists-coronavirus-male-fertility-1488235>Coronavirus 'may cause damage to men's testicles', doctors warn
mirror.co.uk/science/coronavirus-may-cause-damage-mens-21681342

>"Coronavirus may cause testicular damage, male infertility, research finds"
globaltimes.cn/content/1182389.shtml

>"CHINESE SCIENTISTS RAISE CONCERNS OVER POTENTIAL LINK BETWEEN CORONAVIRUS AND MALE FERTILITY"

newsweek.com/chinese-scientists-coronavirus-male-fertility-1488235

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Is the virus really sensitive to heat?

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COOF

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guys... hospital in Milan Italy has every single person on a ventilator turned up to max

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What are you listening to, /cvg/?

youtube.com/watch?v=vKNcuTWzTVw

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I think in terms of government action and policy the UK is by far the worst in the world, but what country in the long term will handle this worse? nationally, which one will find it hardest to deal with? I think that's the US by a mile

lmao

Coming into a hard plateau, nothingburger confirmed.

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IMPORTANT!

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it was already proven to be a damage control pr
see

Yes, keep up. That’s weeks old news

youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo
FAK forgot the link
guys this looks so bad

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NOT BEFORE THE MARKET CRASH WITH NO SURVIVORS

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proof

I've been playing music from the Fallout games for the past 4 days now. Actually fits the atmosphere pretty well

Bruh wtf how the fuck is this real

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Seems like it likes warmer climates looking at Italy and Spain desu

youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4MGwlZuAc

It's comfy for me

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fuck I only have 25g of ketamine left i'm using 500mg a day pls tell me this will be over before I run out

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But bro this is major shit bro it means that makes you unfertile this is the most important consequence of this shit then

All viruses are sensitive to heat
Your body's temperature during a fever is actually a normal physiological reaction meant to burn out the virus, although being too hot will kill you too

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Ontario?

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How does it feel to know that everybody knows your meme spam is fake?

>he doesn't want to be part of potentially the most historically significant year in human history since 1945, a collapse greater than the fall of Rome
>he doesn't want to be able to say "I was there" when your great-great-grandkids (you're a cyborg now so you live longer) are studying 2020 in history class

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Don't know how you could do drugs during these times, would freak out myself personally.

>tfw no corona gf

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>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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he also said taking drugs that reduce your fever or the symptoms of said flu are actually bad, because your body is doing all that shit to counteract it

wasn't this proven to fake news?

>TRANSMISSION PREVENTION
*coughs into elbow*
*elbow bump*
DON'T ELBOW BUMP
and wash up your arms

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Any body tissue can heal given time and if one leads a healthy lifestyle.

Start tapering

Well you fuck off with this faggot shit? Nobody gives a flying fuck about abortion, and besides, you can't abort them if they're already dead.

No, even normie scientists have debunked this

Etobicoke

US lockdown when?

What is scar tissue? Pneumonia victims have scar tissue in their lungs for life. Just a thought.

It is a pretty pathetic kill count though

Heheheh

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this user GETS IT

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>mfw I coughed

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Yes

Damage to the lungs yes... not sure if it's permanent. Same with testicles, though there's good evidence to support that isn't permanent. Namely, (correct me on this one) regular SARS does the same thing.

I said this in another thread

This is the proof that chinks were lying with their numbers, italy with bigger daily numbers than china in mid February their hospitals aren't as cramped as hubei and barely reached bigger numbers, Wuhan should've at least 5 times the causalities than all of italy at that time.

>let's just kill white babies
oh wow, not even hiding it anymore

Its like 20C max in italy and spain rn tho

>US, China, Europe, Japan all headed towards recession
>Indian super immune system combined with scorching heat will allow for business to go as usual
INDIA SUPERPOWER 2020 A REALITY

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kek eu locked their borders hope you know someone with horses

Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the cities of the whites and the chinks:
"In the early decades of the 21st century the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually very easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be bred 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk-turned-breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen."

WE NEED MORE OXYGEN CAPTAIN! THE BOOMERS AINT GUNNA LAST ANY LONGER!

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who else /herd/ here

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Why would a Brazilian nigger care about white babies? You're just butthurt your meme spam has been exposed.

BRAZIL IS KILL
>BRAZIL IS KILL
BRAZIL IS KILL
>BRAZIL IS KILL

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Guys I want off the ride please, it's getting legit scary now.

Are people panicking over there? Vancouver's starting to fill a bit niggery. Our store shelves are starting to go empty

>181344被感染
>7130人死亡
>噢,我的天哪,盡頭!
別再讓這只愚蠢的公牛先令了,這個小小的流行病不會引起滅絕事件

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Does anyone know the numbers of young people who need ICUs? We need this data

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our country is so large and spreaded out that this virus may just travel back and forth coast to coast indefinitely until we're full on mad max. financial system is crumbling, people are watching their retirement savings vanish. soon banks will be insolvent. this is the greatest year ever and it's only March!

HOW LONG DOES THIS SHIT LAST ON FABRIC LIKE COTTON

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>can get it from local rock store or find some
>powerful unlike ((((gold)))) or ((((silver))))
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>spiritual healing
>better and more clearer dreams
Don't listen to kikes shilling for ((((gold)))) or ((((silver)))) that shit's expensive and there is a clear market shilling campaign for them. Crystals may seem cheap now but when SHTF it may save you; physically and emotionally/mentally.
Signed ----(())^%@*-The Crystal & Dream guy

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BASED

fuuug

>nobody cares about white babies being killed
really telling, goy

Last night I coofed a few times, and now this afternoon I've developed a sore throat.

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China has 23 times the population with dramatically worse pollution and poverty and healthcare but Italy already has more than half the deaths of China

Anyone who believes the numbers put out by the communists is a genuine retard

no brakes

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YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU THINK YOU ARE INFECTED.
>me

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taper you fucking dumbshits

lol, giving uk a run for its money.

>tfw we'll be the first to have a functioning economy again
Groot-Nederland binnenkort

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>Okay user, it's time for me to perform a full body inspection and deep clean.

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Bill is still going strong. Keep in mind this man is no spring chicken himself

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It will be our manly duty to rebuild from the ashes, retake our nations, and soar to the stars on the upswing of our civilization's resurgence.

I hope to Yawheh that I make it there with the rest of you brodies. I'm saying a prayer for all of you to make it through this.

Everyone's tired of your shit posting bro. Even leafs dont try this hard to make atrocious posts

My grocery store is picked over

Any countries to release new numbers soon?

i haven't been paying much attention lads, only been hearing what the MSM has been saying, bought 2-3 weeks of food and have been avoiding people and washing my hands

how fucked are we?

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up to 10 days

keep up dummy, we've talked about this 50 days ago

more like BRAAAAAP

>he wants white babies dead
hi rabbi

B I G G E R

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Are you fucking retarded? In home WiFi has been 5G for years. There's no need for smart meters if 5G really is as lethal as you say. Better watch out AT&T will best your ass if you miss a payment.

It's all so tiresome

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lmao

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well fuck

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

40-50 ICU patients in Netherlands, of which over 50% is younger than 50.

I have no idea how I could not be infected. My town/district of 18k people had a case over a month ago. He walked around for a week before realizing he had caught it.

What the FUCK is going on in China? How does Xi manage to silence a country with a billion people so thoroughly that they seem to exist in a completely different world from us? Only 21 cases today? Don't give me that bullshit you fucking liers, this virus is contagious enough to make it to GREENLAND

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The poo inherit the earth. Yea I don’t think so.

Is nucus congesting/lining the throat a symptom?

NOOOO

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venezuela under national quarantine.

Pretty fucked, but we'll make it through this with guidance from the almighty. Read your bibles, pray for your neighbors. Love your enemy, even if you're forced to fight them.

Dayz is pretty accurate as well.

Why's Buckethead in Italy?

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we're just starting user. this is life for the next couple months.

>vimeo.com/397966267
>reporter in lebanon faints live on camera

Fun fact. If one happens to raid liquid Oxygen it is important to know that if it leaks onto Asphalt it will explode. It's fine on concrete, not asphalt. Don't store on Asphalt.

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Looks like my exgf

He's getting really desperate, isn't he?

Frostpunk banished and hoi4

What kind of subhuman race sees this and says "yep I want to eat a soup filled with their heads"
youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY

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13/50

KEK

I feel like Ontario is gonna be our Washington state. It seems like shits blowing up over there

>mfw

The replies are powerful

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I read 'inmates' as 'primates' and had a good laugh.

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ooo dang, doesn't sao paulo have like +10 million people living in slums?

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Does anyone feel pressure in their throat, like its being pressed on?

Here is a sure-fire way to not get corona.

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Any chance that this has been going around much longer than we all know?

Jailbreak!

Just control fake news, bro

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Brothers I've come down with shivers and a sore throat but I don't have a cough nor a fever. Is this Coivd or not?

12 month trial observation. It's meaningless.

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Also my supraclavicular lymph nodes are getting sore.

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All of our classes are going online now and we may not even get to have a graduation, my last semester of college is fucked because some disgusting chink had to eat fucking BATS!!
YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCK YOU!

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That depends on the age of the individual, their lifestyle, the size of the damage, etc.

Is the forced vaccinations meme becoming reality?

Coronavirus UK: Virus explodes as number of infected actually 50,000, expert claims

this
?

based

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This, but replace the crying with more fapping.

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Source, this doesn't match up with South Korean or Diamond princess data

>RBMK can't explode

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>Only 21 cases today? Don't give me that bullshit you fucking liers, this virus is contagious enough to make it to GREENLAND
China contained the virus and traced every single person that came into contact with it and isolated it.
You can seethe and cope as much as you want but it doesn't change reality.
What you should be asking is why the FUCK haven't our governments done the same thing? It fucking works.

here you go krautbro

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I'm so fucking sad they CANCELLED Anime Detour the one event in my life I was looking forward to I was waiting all year THIS SHIT IS FINALLY NOW EFFECTING ME I have been going since 2006 this is just devastating.

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Listen to Flying Lights - Alive By Daylight by Moonchild | Flying Lights on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/moonchild_music/12-flying-lights-alive-by

Anyway to reuse a surgical mask?

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For how long have chinese been consuming bat soup and will they still do it?

You won't be there to share your story, leaf.
The day is nearing, and corona is the rake.

Kys nigger