AUS/POL - ALL CHINKS MUST DIE EDITION

Knee how lads

>Qantas and Jetstar ground 150 aircraft as demand for travel plummets
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-17/coronavirus-covid-19-australia-latest-news-live-updates/12061250

>ASX rises on opening, materials sectors leading
baka.com.au/business/markets/dow-plunges-13pc-in-worst-rout-since-black-monday-20200317-p54at0.html

>Gruesome video shows special forces brutality as ex soldier alleges murder
baka.com.au/national/gruesome-video-shows-special-forces-brutality-as-ex-soldier-alleges-murder-20200316-p54aqk.html

>'I'll lock myself in and punch cones': Aussie traveller gives a VERY honest account of how he'll spend his two weeks in coronavirus isolation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116941/Aussie-traveller-gives-honest-response-hell-spend-two-weeks-coronavirus-isolation.html

>RBA calling an emergency meeting to slash rates to 0.25 per cent ‘inevitable’
news.com.au/finance/business/rba-calling-an-emergency-meeting-to-slash-rates-to-025-per-cent-inevitable/news-story/4216d33440b5a122cfe4333b0ad7601d

>Feminists kick frail elderly man from “women’s-only” train carriage
caldronpool.com/watch-feminists-kick-frail-elderly-man-from-womens-only-train-carriage/

Fuck me lads its near on impossible to find any news other than conrona

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abc.net.au/news/2020-03-17/coronavirus-data-reveals-how-covid-19-is-spreading-in-australia/12060704
servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/news/750-one-economic-support-payment
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Kristol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kagan
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/warning-to-stop-using-cash-amid-coronavirus-contamination-fears-c-748330
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Australian economy is fucked

First they engineer an outbreak. Then they ramp up their factories to produce the tests, vaccines and masks. Then they contain the outbreak locally through brute force no other nation can execute. Then they profit and take over the rest of the world.

Is this the Chinese long term game plan?

Gday lads
What's for lunch?

Kangaroo burgers.

Here we go.

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All of these companies are in cahoots

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So, come on GayBC, how many fucking genders are there?
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-17/coronavirus-data-reveals-how-covid-19-is-spreading-in-australia/12060704

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>Feminists kick frail elderly man from “women’s-only” train carriage
I bet if a cunt in a wig and a frock came in they'd be calling it stunning and brave.
Fuck I hate feminists.
Why the fuck do they need a wimmins only carriage anyway? Do they piss on the floor?

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It’s not Demi’sm it’s multiculturalism Indians probably want to

no fucking way Reddit deserves to be even in the same conversation as the others

And apart from fresh air, what do you produce?

>under isolation waiting for test results after strong symptoms and due to working in a hotel with a lot of international (Chinese) visitors
Is this the end for me?

Why not? It's probably the largest forum in the world and most shit from Facebook or Insta are from Reddit originally.

Please go back to plebbit, mutt.

No drama queeen virus FakeBut that doesn’t mean You can’t get sick from chinks

>No drama queeen virus FakeBut
What?

They're all corporate McAuthorities

Hello cobbers

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I still need to go to the doctor and see Pajeet to create me a 3 month exemption from my mutual obligations because i cant be fucked

>this fucking lying projecting Aus kike
Every fucking day at the same time find a working gas chamber and lock the door.

Gday abdul

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Happening in Canberra when??

fuck up cunt you're just as fucked

not long until the $750 coronabux roll out

29th I think

end of the month
way too little and way too late

$750 is a joke with the current exchange rates, saying this as I’m not even on Centrelink.
Sucks to be a casual atm, good thing I can borrow from parents I guess.

Wagering 9th April for DSP.

servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/news/750-one-economic-support-payment

If you’re living in Australia on 12 March 2020, we’ll pay you automatically. You’ll get the money from 31 March with most getting it by 17 April 2020.

Just did my prep shopping today with mum, filled up both our cars, dad was getting worried

G'day lads. I work in Melb CBD, noticed lots of plainclothes with gunbelts yesterday. I figured the spooks would materialise soon, and here they are.

I wonder if ASIO is hiring and/or conducting clandestine kebab removal during the chaos?

had some potato gems lad

REMINDER TO VISIT MOSQUES IF YOU TEST POSITIVE

They will probably cancel mutual obligations soon enough

>I wonder if ASIO is hiring and/or conducting clandestine kebab removal during the chaos?
>conducting clandestine kebab removal during the chaos?
Status: Giggled

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>Gruesome video shows special forces brutality as ex soldier alleges murder
I think this Mr Chapman needs three to the head and chest.

they should it puts me at risk each time I have to go the the job agency and get close to them cunts

Are you cunts ready for the collapse?

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Youre obviously not.

are you Ivan Milat?

Awww someone got their cadet gear out and put it on Yas Forums

>cataclysmic economic downturn
>lending money to your kids
Boomers really are kike cunts

What you have against China? You think China is wrong for this virus? 99% of Chinese dont eat bat or mouse or dog, that is cherrypicked lie of western media. Go to China and see with own eyes idiot

If only you knew what happened over there bro. War sucks. It's even harder to fight in the moment in 2010 when you know you'll have the inquisition fuck your life up 10 years after the fact. We knew in advance, but the war had to go on.

Why were we even there? Why did we send combat troops? Why were the ROE so fucking gay?

>Go to China and see with own eyes idiot
I have and the wet markets are fucking disgusting. I even saw a fucking koala being sold as meat. You guys aren’t human.

Thoughts on this article? It warns us to not use cash because apparently the virus can stay on money for up to ten days. Then cash transactions will be banned 'in interest of public safety' and we'll go full digital, just like our overlords want. Then will come the negative interest rates.

Chinks will be the end of the world as we know it. They are pure filth. A monkey has better manners.

Even Pajeets have a designated shitting street. The chinks just do it anywhere they are.

>Why were we even there?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century
>founded by William Kristol and Robert Kagan

>Bill Kristol - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Kristol
>Kristol was born on December 23, 1952, in New York City, into a Jewish family

>Robert Kagan - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kagan
>Robert Kagan was born in Athens, Greece. His father, historian Donald Kagan, a Sterling Professor of Classics and History Emeritus at Yale University and a specialist in the history of the Peloponnesian War, is of Lithuanian Jewish descent.

Its all part of the plan, goy.

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>What you have against China?
China flu basically. A long list of other shit but mostly china flu at the moment. How you going with your herd immunity? SARS, just catch and you'll alright, right?

lies, there is no koala in China idiot
And you eat kangaroo, who is subhuman now?

I guess I should probably post the article then :-P

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/warning-to-stop-using-cash-amid-coronavirus-contamination-fears-c-748330

>Chinks will be the end of the world as we know it.

>As we know it

You know that's the whole point right?

Cunt I literally saw with my own eyes koalas in a cage being sold as meat. I also saw peacocks and some fucking wolf puppies. Who the fuck eats wolf puppies. If that shit was so out in the open, me as a tourist can see it, what the fuck do you cunts do behind closed doors?

Again you lie, koala cant be export as food to China, you are bad at lying. And again you eat kangaroo and wombat which is worse

You realise your id stays even when you change your flag faggot.

When did the shelf life of this wuflu jump from 24 hours to 10 days?
I can't keep up with all this bullshit any more.

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Sausage and egg mcmuffin

just sitting here hoping it gets worse so they suspend mutual obligations

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fucking kangaroo rapers

aussies arent human

Who knows what's true, shit keeps changing every minute.

They're bred over in your shithole country, retard. Kangaroo is a nutritious, gamey, meat that doesn't cause a global plague every time someone eats it. Kill yourself.

The government had no idea the WuFlu was coming and were caught off gaurd, but dont think for even one second that they wont use this pandemic go to waste, they will use it to their advantage to implement all the things they could've only dreamt of doing.
Never let a tragedy go to waste.

Chinks are the scurge of the earth. If you travel anywhere, mainland Chinese are hated by everyone. They flood like locusts on to buffets, shouting, screaming, using plates as a shovel to get food into buckets to take home with them.

They piss and shit wherever they are, i.e middle of the plane seats or middle of the footpath. They'll give birth in the shopping center and walk home carrying the baby and afterbirth dripping blood everywhere.

Absolute fucking animals. They should not be allowed outside their filthy shithole country.

australia is a cursed desert island shithole.
disconnected from the world

>still only 5 deaths
>the country continues to slide into chaos
fuck me, if I wasn't about to put a shitload of money into stocks and crypto, I'd be pretty fucking miffed

I'm starting to think the whole thing is a fucking beatup.
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this was a way to remove cash from the economy.

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The amount of chink shills flooding this board is nothing but predictable.

I'm going to the medical center now to get Pajeet to fill in a form saying i'm not capable of doing even 1 hour of work for 3 months

only issue is they only accept the certs 3 times and they just flat out refuse them after that

the government is going to sell this country to them when they realise the $750 neetbux """stimulus""" doesn't work.

I should've started a business, the government threw more cash at them than anyone else.

You live on trade yellow nigger. This is going to hurt you worse than anyone. And the era of East-West trade is winding down too...

I went into my provider today, I finished my 6 months work for the dole last month before shit hit the fan, all I gotta do is do 10 job searches each month now, but it will probably be suspended

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saving that meme

seriously? I've had more than 3