Michigan about to go exponetial

810 also. We stocked up on food weeks ago. My wife thought I was a schizo.

There was already an actual fight in my small town.

Have fun at Beaumont when its over capacity and your reinfected.

its michigan, nothing new

I got dismissed and outright told I was crazy or over-reacting.
Now the State is shutdown and I have enough TP to last.

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I am 99% sure I had it about the start of February. Chills, fever, nasty dry cough, and sore joints for three to four days. Hit fast slow ramp down. Wife the same about seven days later.

I just confirmed the date by looking at my texts to my wife when I bitched about the cough that just popped up. Then I realized the date was four days before I flew to Mexico for a week. So I was likely a spreader of this thing on two packed planes and across a resort. Sorry.

Please stop with this stupid exponential meme.
Exponential growth has already been discredited.
A logistic looks like an exponential in the beginning, but it's very different: it eventually flattens out.
There's no reason for concern, this is a nothingburger.
Turn off your TVs and look up Farr's law, kid.

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Wayne(city) here. Ready for diaster. Family is in South Lyon( wash Liv oak border) will be fleeing there need be

Good news for my. GR so it will be Spectrum. And the reinfection thing is total bullshit. It was overall a pretty mild illness and it has been six weeks. If I was going to get reinfected it would have happened by now.

I think it's a fucking shame that everyone is losing their businesses and jobs. I'm about 95% sure myself and my wife and kids had this shit in january. It's fucked up that what people thought were "regular" flu deaths and cases 3-4 months ago are now all of a sudden corona cases plastered all over the news.

You're both crazy if you don't think this is serious.
It's politicized now but it has been a very big deal for a long time.
Pandemic flu
No herd immunity
It is literally a new health paradigm.

I agree with you it is a shame, as it seems like it will be difficult times for a lot of small businesses like ma and pa restaurants, and all there waitstaff.

can only image how some of these tooling companies going to manage.. some of those companies just make payroll, each pay period.

989, shelves are emptying, people are getting irritable, no cars on i-75. Saw an Ambulance and State Police car at seperate occasions flying down the road.

I work in a gas station and just found out that TWO people fucking caught a "bad cold" and died.

Why the fuck aren't you there already?

I never said it isn't serious. But you have to be delusional to think that it hasn't been here and wild since probably December. At it's r0 likely it is already more than half burned out. CDC non flu pneumonia deaths do show an uptick between late December and end of February that was about 30% above the expected norm. The real crime is us spending $8 billion per year for them to miss this one metric they watch closely. That bump is real and accounts for about 6000 deaths. Even then it didn't rise above the noise of the flu season and once again with an aggressive r0 it is quickly on its way to burn out. You can't have it both ways. It is either a fast spreader or really deadly.

My bet for final mortality is less than .2% when all is said and done. About double H1N1.

City fags are retarded

Spot on user, the thing that fucks us is there was no testing for this virus in january or earlier. I would absolutely submit to whatever kind of testing they would require to prove I've had this shit. And I don't give a fuck if it came here from China or if it originated on main street in fucking disneyland, it's been here we just have never been testing for it.

Pretty happy ive been stocking up on .450 bushmaster.

This is the truth, my boss lives outside Monroe and got WIPED the fuck out by viral pneumonia in January. He was hospitalized for a week and he came back with scarred lungs and his eyes indicate jaundice. If he had it, I did too but didn't have symptoms. I've been completely isolated since the first confirmed cases, I'm getting tested this week to put this shit to bed.

Speaking of communicable disease: be on the lookout for this chick. Her name is Winn and she has herpes. She lives in Dexter, works in Chelsea, and often spends time in Ann Arbor. She's fucked an untold number of guys in this area and there is no telling how many have been infected. Stay safe out there!

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Is that Old Town? Fucking townie.

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Jackson fag reporting in.

Who wants to go to keeders?

tfw left last week for spring break and am hunkered down in the mountains

let me know when the death rate exceds the background level of niggers murdering each other in detroit.

coronachan i love you

so you are saying easy pussy just wear a rubber?

I think it’s been here since September. In October there were a lot of mystery illnesses in daycares misdiagnosed as flu and then cold. Caused fevers. Got parents sick with sore throats and dry coughs and fevers. Got misdiagnosed as flu or sinus infection or cold. Didn’t respond to anti-bacterial treatments. People complaining about dry coughs for two months without getting better. And some people got pneumonia and I’m sure some even died. This was October

less than 1 murder per day in detroit, it wont be hard for corona to beat that

sage

I went to Cabelas today to see what ammo was left. Shelves were empty except for shotgun shells, some 30-06, various varmit rounds. I bought the last 200 rounds of 9mm Makarov for my red army darling. Dudes were in line buying guns that matched the remaining ammo. Plenty of .22LR tho

906 here, grocery store is out of flour, potatoes, rice, beans etc. Canned goods section had more empty boxes than things to buy. No milk, but i'll check again tomorrow. I'm close to Wisconsin so I bet it'll be restocked soon. No cases in my area, but all restaurants, bars, schools etc are closed until summer looks like. Spent all weekend making wood, ready for a /comfy/ spring. Stay safe trolls.

cherrynigger here, going to be pretty pissed if the gym is closed tomorrow

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This I hope my nigga Borzoi-kun is safe and cozy

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I'm in metro Detroit and got the worst flu of my life in dec/Jan and a lot of people I know did too

I got it in July in Gaylord, MI, and may have been patient zero. I contacted it in a dusty attic with bat droppings.

I believe I infected everyone in the walk-in clinic, and the Meijer Pharmacy area. Sorry.

I think samples of my disease made its way to biowarfare laboratories.

step dad got tested he has dry cough and had a fever he got better but well see tomorrow

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tfw dad wont stop going to work in kent county

Riiiiight

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Ex-810 here, and never have I been so happy to have moved out of MI. I used to tutor at one of the local colleges and came into contact with hundreds per day. It's rare you get to see the bullet that almost hit you.

989 here, work at a large home improvement store and we've been cleaned out of all cleaning products. No tp restock but we just got an emergency shipment of paper towel. A lot of my coworkers sound super sick....

Anyone else in master race Livingston county? I dont think we have any cases, except maybe my step dad

At my job, 3 out of 9 employees have had elderly family members hospitalized with respiratory illnesses in the last 2-3 weeks. one died.

What gas station I'll give u tip next time I fill up

Tc Checking in

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Definitely this, a lot of people i know have gotten ready or have just been ready. But the way people are hitting the stores in the last week has pissed everyone off. I will say today the store runs seem to have slowed, looked more like an average shopping day.

Roads were pretty clear user, traffic was at minimum even in rush hour. Tons of people are staying home. A lot were out on the weekends though, that’ll change starting today.

cherryniggers we got too cocky

What up townie

Omg yur from tc. You wanna meet up? I am from tc (am fellow cherry nigger)

Good cheesesteak at Old Town tho

Anyone want to form a raiding party for Toilet Paper.

Who gives a flying fuck about Michigan, it’s the ass hole of the United States.