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>some guy
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>fear!!
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DEUTSCHE BANK IS INSOLVENT!
DEUTSCHE BANK IS INSOLVENT!

COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT!
COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT!

So when is brexit happening?

Or is it another nothingburger like Ebola ?

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What does this mean for me if I'm a customer of the Deutsche Bank?
Should I pull out my munnies nao?

Yes and fast

yes
you get your money AND accelerate the downfall
WIN-WIN

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fuck I literally sold my DB puts today

If you have just a deposit you’re insured up to 100k €. In the event of insolvency the Bundesbank transfers your account to an other bank with highly liquid and sound assets that the bank holds.
If you have DB securities or any kind of credit note you’re royally fucked, tho.

The bank is worth a full blown fucking 0.
How did you think it was a good idea to sell the position?

>Source: Some nobody on social media
Implying OP has any savings or has even ever held a job in his life.

Anyone else?

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fake and gay

BOUT.
DAT.
TIME.

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Thanks!
Not like I have much money, I have very, very little on my bank account, but what little I have is dear to me.
I don't think I have credit notes. What's a credit note (I'm a complete brainlet for banking)

What if they print less money?

Your money is 100% safe if it’s just a small amount, and by the way, nobody lets a big commercial bank collapse overnight.
And in the event DB would happen to fail, the payment system and small accounts would be still accessible with ECB/Bundesbank acting as temporary managers as stated by the authority for banking resolution.

Hitler is gonna come back in ten years

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DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT

Yes

Check'd.
You're a bro! Stay safe and healthy...
Here's some diddies as a small thank you

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Good luck with all those hungry 65 IQ migrants, Yuros.

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It'll all be fine boomer. Just pull youself up by the boot straps.

they're closing branches not de registering

So... let's be "brave" and fuck up our country like the Nazis did Germany? Boy, can't wait for us to randomly attack every country that we can and get completely occupied and culturally destroyed for the rest of history.

Then we suffer and things might turn back around a decade or so from now. But that aint gonna happen and the west is going full Zimbabwe sooner than later.

wasn't payin attention

>KIKES LOSING ASSETS IN MASS

nah. they have all the gold.
theyre going to buy everything up afterwards.

Thanks! Good luck you too for the coming weeks.
You’ll need it.

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I want off this ride.
Really I want off please take me off this ride I can't take it anymore
I just wanted a peaceful life
I am scared I want off please please please
I feel it coming. The virus, the market, all this bros it's a setup. Like an orchestral piece buildup, on multiple fronts building up slowly to a climax AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS CLIMAX IS ! One world government, war, death, suffering.
I cannt fuckign take it

learninggnm.com/SBS/documents/five_laws.html#Five_Biological_Laws

Read this mon ami

It's available in French too if need be

>BACKBONE FOR THE EUROPEAN CENTRAL BANK

Will you retards ever learn? Guess not.

I sold most of my gold in December.

I really hope this happens

>One world government, war, death, suffering.

lmao boomer, one world government is impossible. We're going to less centralization, not more, which is why the EU is doomed.

more like deregistering the local banks for coronareason for a few month... some smaller banks closed down in germany for a month or two, so ...

who insures it and do they rely on deutche bank?

We're are completely occupied and are being culturally destroyed. And we FOUGHT the Nazis.

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Is that what you think the flag of canadian culture is? A British possession?

Samson option.

>one world government is impossible
It's called Yas Forums

You are worried because you don’t want to suffer and die. But even if you could control every external circumstance to your desire, still you would be empty.

Is it finally over?

I am British you fucking mongrel shitskin rapebaby. Go enjoy your fucking leaf.

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>having money
pft

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>wwg1wga
I can't believe there are still qcumbers in 2020.

were you actually born in Britain? No? Aw, guess you're just a fucking LARPing mutt. Meanwhile, I am from the whitest country on Earth, in Europe.

Hmmm I don’t get it

its the happening of our lifetimes bro, now sit down and eat your tendies

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Who will get in control after the Jews though? Never pull the trigger until you see who's next in line.

>I'm a barbie girl
>In a barbie world
>Life in plastic

Long live any type of propoganda making useless people feel like they actually belong somewhere in this world based on something they did no choose did nothing about and have it from birth

Soon all plebs will have to resort to barter in toilet rolls and blow jobs.

I guess here is our Nexit?

THE STORE IS OUT OF TENDIES AND ALL THE RESTURANTS WERE ORDERED CLOSED

Nations working together to find truth!

so this is what this whole corona bullcrap was all about, to cover this
if this is true the western economy as a whole is in for a rough ride for the next years to come
DB is deeply intertwined not only with ECB and european banks but also with american banks
if this is the beginning of the end, considering the huge population of shitskins living in europe right now expect war breaking in European soil in the next months
Maybe that was why the US deployed all those troops and the corona timing?