/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2171 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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>mass deaths will begin a-any moment now...
>j-just trust me, user!

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No it wasn't. Your source isn't even Italian. It's a random American faceberg post that has no idea of what's happening in Italy.

GUYS CAN THIS SHIT SURVIVE IN WATER? WHAT IF IT CAN SPREAD THROUGH RAIN

ANYONE HAVE ANY DATA STAT DOCS??

I need those excel sheets brahs, the paste bin doesn't have anything on that.

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I hope I don't actually have to use this
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Rate the UK's response to corona-chan.

I work in a coal mine as an engineer.
At my old company they are letting all of the salaried employees work from home and running on a skeleton crew. Here at this shithole my window licker boss is trying to figure out how to run this place if 30% of our operators are sick, and we are getting emails from HR saying if we get corona virus we need to use PTO.
FML.

Have any other leaf anons received an automated message?
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Have you ordered your pizzahut yet anons?

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Sometimes you need to sit back and take stock when things are moving as fast as they are.

This is the happening of our lives bros

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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moquitoes might spread it

UH GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

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Not gonna lie, former happening supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching economy crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let coronachan destroy the world.

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nothingburgers BTFO'd forever?

worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-cases/

SOURCE: MY ASS
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PANIC INDUCING FAKE NEWS

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET THIS BAD

indefensible/10

>12/08/15

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Just mere 3 months ago everyone was shitposting China, now they get to experience it on their homefront!

What a time to be alive.

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Is the UK going on lock down?

Fuck all i have left is one pack of toilet paper

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People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

we got too cocky lads

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user....

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Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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Where are the videos of ER rooms in Italy? I was to see some COOFING.

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bro, it's literally just a damage control pr
>let's just kill white babies
oh wow, not even trying to hide it anymore

here is your You

Has Italy posted numbers today already?

so lets say your country gets their coronachan to 0 but other shitholes countries like africa and middle east don't, they infect you again... what's gonna stop the cicle ?

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wtf

if that doesn't last you at least 2 months, you're retarded and shit too much.

>Canada
>Sweden
>UK
Who is handling this the worst?

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Just a Flu. bro
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0

UBI WHEN

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Fuck off newfag neuroinvasion is real and sourced

imagine being this new

>tfw greek government is handling coronavirus crisis professionally and with widespread approval
>actually built a wall and stopped illegals from passing through
Thank god we don't have a retard like Trump as president

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Danke jij!

Any more links anons can add would be helpful!

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I thought you're /herd/

Just give me UBI so I can stay in, pay my bills, and rent movies on amazon while this nukes the boomers and the fatties out of existence for the next 3-18 months

Just got back from waging, wat I miss ??

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what are you listening to /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=g9lwcw-_nkY

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>the entire first world massively fucking up
>we are containing this shit and preparing well
>got enough food stockpiled, enough money, enough resources for everything
>most of the east also doing really well
This is a new world order, isn't it?

>there are still coal mines around

lol uk, the country that keeps on giving.

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>not buying russian

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checked
Canada is nervewrackingly bad. UK is hilariously bad. Sweden is somewhere in the middle.

Florida user wagie, got 30 day layoff notice. The NEET life chose me.

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What the fuck is wrong with your feet

>cuck + collect

Haha it's been a good happening guys, now cancel it. It went too far.

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Bad shoop

>"SCP-096 has breached containment"

Do SCPs shit?

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>tfw work gave me 2 weeks off
>tfw I remembered I made all that hash months ago that's just been sitting ever since
Oh yes, this is nice.

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>tfw the last trip I had to Manhattan was in December and I left just before the virus began in Wuhan
can’t believe Times Square is actually empty, was going to go again when it got warmer but not going to happen it seems

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People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw

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The one that has the least amount of testing.
So, Canada.

UK. They're just letting them die.

US is by far the worst.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xacflWZig8c

>tfw no corona gf

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 27.980 cases - 2.158 FATALITIES / 44% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 14.991 cases - 853 FATALITIES / 14,6% MR;
>Spain, 9.940 cases - 342 FATALITIES / 39,2% MR;
South Korea, 8.236 cases - 75 FATALITIES / 6,2% MR;
>Germany, 7.272 cases - 15 FATALITIES / 18,8% MR;
France, 6.633 cases - 148 FATALITIES / 92,5% MR;
>United States, 4.416 cases - 79 FATALITIES / 52% MR;
Switzerland, 2.200 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 77,8% MR;
>Japan, 1.592 cases - 34 FATALITIES / 5,4% MR;
United Kingdom, 1.543 cases - 55 FATALITIES / 74,3% MR;
>The Netherlands, 1.413 cases - 24 FATALITIES / 92,3% MR;
Norway, 1.256 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
>Sweden, 1.119 cases - 7 FATALITIES / 87,5% MR;
Belgium, 1.085 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 83,3% MR;
...
>Portugal, 331 cases - 1 FATALITY / 25% MR;
Galiza, 245 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
>Brazil, 234 cases - 0% MR;

141 infected countries.

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Trump made a funny tweet and pennsylvania stops selling alcohol

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

>People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw

>NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY ARE THE CORONAVIRUS CASES GOING DOWN ALREADY?!?
>THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PANDEMIC!!!
>WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO ON FULL LOCKDOWN SO THE ECONOMY WILL CRASH AND TRUMP WILL LOSE THE ELECTION AND GEORGE SOROS WILL MAKE A KILLING SHORTING THE CURRENCY LIKE HE DID IN 92!!!!

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I swear there's gonna be civilian-issued loisences to start necking the boots over there soon.

You should be thanking us for containing this western world! And no we don't need to provide any evidence that we have done so or let any outside agency in to confirm

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Getting a Russian one from gramps when he dies so I want both bayonets

youtube.com/watch?v=DWgowAo4EtQ&

UK.

I work at a university and the vice-chancellor sent an email around saying that the uni won't be shut down until 27th March basically because they're lazy and don't want to have to reschedule shit.

IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO KILL CHINKS

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>People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

>People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw

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can't open it bro

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Austin is pretty dead right now.
Any other Texas Bro's seen it?

I haven't left my house in 5 days but I know someone who has.

youtube.com/watch?v=WyyQaDK738Q

Same, but I was able to get some wipes when I went to Walmart on Friday.

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youtube.com/watch?v=61-gFtHJOd8

just wipe with your toes

Anyone got a link to that video of corona-chan welding the black who man inside a cell with a hazmat apu dancing and chinese man coofing while npc keep falling over and saying just a flu above?

UK by a long shot
They just admitted that the "herd immunity" idea was a miscalculation and would actually result in hundreds of thousands of deaths. Now they are just getting to grips with how badly they fucked up.

UK is the worst
USA is slighly better but still awful

Germany is the best

Can't make steel without coal. Also until the existing coal plants are replaced with gas we will need thermal coal.

GOT A FOOKEN LOISENCE FOR THAT PAPAH MATE???

Nonsense, I’ve been waiting for this day my whole life, I can’t wait to get blessed by Coronachan

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why are people hoarding water and looting bottled water? can't you just drink tap water like usual?

I think we are going to use our Anglo skills to pull of the cunning plan.

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>fining him instead of confiscating his haul for themselves.
The police can't even do corruption right.

spooky cgi

We were going herd but have realised that might be a bad idea a few days back

Chief windmill said he's going full herd just this afternoon

in all honesty, we're all fucked

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Show me one (1) Italian source reporting that abortion clinics are shut down. Dumb monkey, wishful thinking doesn't make it true. Abortions are still happening and you're getting people complacent spreading fake hope.

That's only 4 days worth more like 3 days worth because its el cheapo shit paper

How cunning?

youtube.com/watch?v=_BFSZl5J7j4

For real now, should I actually worry about the future after all this or should I just live in the current moment with all the ongoing chaos then figure things out afterwards, if we even make it out in the first place?

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Nutnfancy

Whether it's 100% of cases or if it's permanent is yet to be determined, but there have numerous cases of patients who have tested positive weeks after symptoms clear. Coronaviruses have been known to cause encephalitis

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Better than UK, worse than Sweden.

UK and Netherlands are the worst hands down
Except China itself but life there is a never ending nightmare anyway

China is registering close to zero new cases and has already closed hospitals. South Korea might not even reach 100 deaths total. The quarantine in Italy has started to show effects as the number of daily new cases is lower than yesterday's and will continue to decrease. Now France and others are following the same path. Quarantine in the US is probably in a matter of days. It might have had the potential to be a somethingburger but not anymore. The happening is over. Coronachan is dying. Get over it.

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Does anyone know where I can find some BAT SOUP in Los Angeles?

Anyone have the N95 mask reuse sanitize protocol. Something about dry heating to 70C.

I need it for my paramedic/firefighter bro. They are making them reuse their N95 masks. They were not using them until I showed him, and then his whole station followed his lead.
They escorted one confirmed case last week.

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Bout to grab some carts. Already stocked up on alcohol and food. Working from home indefinitely. Animal crossing comes out on Friday
I'm having a blast

Hahahah! I can't believe how badly this is being handled. This ain't your garden variety flu and Boomer Johnson lack of action has ensured that hundreds of thousands will now be infected.

clocknigger, do you have a press article where Merkel confiscated masks on their way to Switzerland?
Also, you numbers are way off - there's tens of millions of virions per ml of blood.

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Hysterical. Fox News is now not going entirely to commercial just a small box bordered by CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC in high alert colors. Hash tag trying too hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=9tN0zJUmrJk

Drumpf took awhile to wake the fuck up but he's been acting fairly presidential the last week.

Wish they would hurry it up in America. This stupid country is failing the stress test hard right now. Slow and weak response overall.

>t.failed hs physics

Thanks for the templates senpai

>MEME CORONA-CHAN INTO ACTUAL REALITY
>SHE WON'T BE DENIED

How about containing your next autism guys.

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lol

nothing to worry about

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If everyone just stayed inside for two weeks this whole epidemic would be over. But people are too stupid and selfish to do so.

>People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw.

>People are allowed outside only 4 hours a day now in Albania. There's literally NO ONE outside outside these hours. Impressive.
Soon coming to your country btw!

Is there a live map with a state by state breakdown?

Checked but also kill yourself

You misspelled "PizzaHut™"

BORDERS
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Nah

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You should play afg with your gf and chill, it's just a flu

>For real now, should I actually worry about the future
you are romanian, you should already be worried about your future

Thank you my guy!

That's enough to get people over here to chimp out, UK get with it

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Does this cause permanent damage to healthy people?

translate.google.com/translate?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=de&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://www.google.ch/amp/s/nzzas.nzz.ch/amp/schweiz/offener-streit-mit-deutschland-um-masken-ld.1545115

There was a webbum earlier but I'm not a sick fuck like you so I didn't save it.

okay muhammad

How will normies handle isolation?

>pennsylvania stops selling alcohol

Why ? Run down..

Yes

>Germany is the best

Why?

Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the cities of the whites and the chinks:
"In the early decades of the 21st century the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually very easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be bred 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk-turned-breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen."

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Dude I need to eat. I just moved. I have no food. I need to get food
I'd love to stay inside but I have to eat you know

About fucking time, I want to get back to the gym

HOw is Russia doing?

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DO I NEED TO WITHDRAW ALL MY CASH? WHEN THE MARKET TANKS MORE WILL IT ALL DISAPPEAR? EVERYONE SAYS I NEED TO GO GET EVERYTHING IN CASH HELP

>next autism
Implying there's anything after this.

No more than the Institution of the EU has

whats it say

Will it scare you if the media says yes? Then yes.

>china says the US is at fault of wuflu
*crickets*
>Trump says "chinese virus"
>people lose their shit
!?

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dallas wagie here, people are still out but not as much

Making Europe proud. Greece sure has improved over these past 10 years.

(((They))) are hoping this will blow over and everyone will return to work as normal next week so production can resume. (((They))) will foster this illusion until it’s far too late.

source pic?

by violating their quarantine, ruining it for everyone

>next autism
user I...

Not that I know of.
But it probably exists. There are 300 million americans on line, after all.

Burgers are a custom to luxury waddur

Nicaragua did a Massive March against Coronavirus. YES, as retarted as it sounds

youtu.be/nbR2E_2EAv0

Those thighs

It's not cgi lol

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if they are still happening at the same rate as before (they are not) what difference would my post make? kike btfo

Good man. Basically the same thing but you get extra cool nigger points for having a russian one.

Told ya those jobs weren't coming back, but you didn't listen.

ARGENTINA BTFO

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I'd rather have 10000 dead americans than a single european

best testing measures
lowest death rate

Fuck you leaf, bring on oblivion.

Moving half my savings to silver tomorrow. Got my p100 mask today.

>Interior Minister Christophe Castaner said 100,000 officers will be deployed to enforce the lockdown; anyone found outside will have to provide proof of their reasons for travelling

How will France manage this when they can't even control the yellow vests.

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Shut the fuck up boomer, go back to Facebook with your “it’s just the flu bro” mentality

Sorry user, no sauce on it. Try doing a reverse search and see if you have any luck.

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>China is registering close to zero new cases and has already closed hospitals.
Chinese lies
>South Korea might not even reach 100 deaths total.
Cult church members failed to spread further than Daegu, and worst Korea has good practices and proper hygiene unlike the rest of the European countries
>The quarantine in Italy has started to show effects as the number of daily new cases is lower than yesterday's and will continue to decrease.
Lack of testing, resources, and support.
>Now France and others are following the same path.
Has been accelerating since day 1
>Quarantine in the US is probably in a matter of days.
Depends on how they handle the situation. So far it's not good.

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can we clone her?

>Hyster
Why am I ruining all the spooky fun?

total shitshow/10.

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oh yeah totally bro it's legit habbening theverge.com/2020/3/16/21181506/coronavirus-rumor-viral-trump-stafford-act-national-quarantine-misinformation

kek, pretty accurate

THE SECOND I SEE THIS STUPID LITTLE VIRUS IM GONNA GIVE IT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH
youtube.com/watch?v=AiAeXlLwnAU&t=0s

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How's this going to help when the main thing stopping me from ordering food is a lack of trust that the minimum wage subhuman preparing it isn't sick?

Some will be OK, but the rest are going to lose it and be encouraged to break containment.

>It's not cgi lol

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it's over

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>The quarantine in Italy has started to show effects as the number of daily new cases is lower than yesterday's and will continue to decrease.

You don't know that.

Testing if pic is readable.

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God I hate chinks it's unreal. They should be nuked

>worthless paper
Buy food and medical supplies, also ammo.

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Tap water in America tastes and makes you feel like shit ty

I went to walmart earlier, and they had a cop guarding the toilet paper. We're doing the same thing here.

Just wait until they realize that paper monetary instruments are a first class transmissible vector.

Daily reminder that it takes 1-2 years to actually get a vaccine to the public

youtube.com/watch?v=7ZXt5yjjTK8&feature=youtu.be

NYC IS DEAD
twitter.com/shimar12/status/1239344380550545413

let's meme all leafs to be killed
DAY OF THE RAKE YOU DOGFUCKER

Bridgewater needs some corona. MAKE IT HAPPEN

Our government finally realised that that's a fucking retarded idea

Yeah I don't care about coal though. I'm honestly hoping I get laid off so I can go back to my old company in a different commodity lmao.

Yes we can

What happened bros?

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If Italy wasn't with such a high mortality rate. Would you still belive this a very serious pandemic?

Did you even look at the links at the top of the pastebin, fucking lazy piece of shit faggot.

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Why not just send ration packs to those quarantined lol?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZVOIgPrDH7E

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you can't close your borders forever and test everyone that gets in

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joke's on you we're stealing your idea and you'll be jealous of how much success we'll have

its just a flu bro

>and tip

Lmao

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Which mine? My job does lab assay for different mines domestic and abroad. They told us 2 weeks paid to stay home but what happens after that is beyond me. I hate lay offs

freemasons if you could just do me one favor, and UNLEASH HELL HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=MkWDKJjhbvw

>angle
filename

Thanks toothpastefaggot, stay safe.

Fuck

Agreed polakbro. Agreed.
We must end the yellow threat

RIP

Here's the link I saw, don't know if it's actually true though.
imcclinics.com/english/index.php/news/view?id=83

>you can't close your borders forever

Is this a joke?
How come?

Notification system from the Minister of Justice
Expedited from the Canadian National Security
Expedited on March 16th 2020
Here's the message:
For all employees who return from international travels, including the USA, cannot return to work and must self-isolate for 14 days.
For any employees who suffer from a fever, coughing or loss of breath, are not permitted to work. Please contact your managers for further information.

You spam this often. Your a cunt. KYS

Is it illegal to buy toilet paper in the UK now?

The Polish are subhumans

Prelude to zombie apocalypse

This. I don't understand how people can't comprehend that this is only the beginning. This isn't a movie, the world won't be in chaos overnight but there is a lot of room for anything to happen in 1-2 years time.

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Why stop now, Russia bro? It will be nicest timeline you can imagine.

>Glow nigga this, and glow nigga that
I'm your nigga now 'cause your head got fat
Flava framalama boy you won't figure
I don't wanna be called glow nigga
Glow Glow Nigger. Glow. You’re a nigger

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did we go too far?

I didn't want this

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Fucking Bosnians trying to talk not realizing they’re a bunch of third worlders

Absolute zero.

A PRB mine.
Layoffs suck for other people. For me it just means some unemployment, maybe a vacation, and a new signing bonus at whatever new job I wind up at. Being an in demand wagie is nice.

I believe it's last resort since there's no actual cure for SARS-CoV-2 right now.

Some pathogens share properties amongst them so their drugs could - in theory - work.

It depends on the individual. If one leads a healthy lifestyle then, sure, there's a high likelihood of people healing.

It's just a flu bros what are those 10 pages of dead people on the local newspaper? it's a nothingburger youtube.com/watch?v=7JPFGNfjN18

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better version
youtube.com/watch?v=bhLnsNurNHk

>you can't close your borders forever

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don't worry it's a nothingburger, summer will feature the greatest bull market ever
sell now, buy in may

If you 'forget' to post, you suffocate and die.

I'm so fucking sad they CANCELLED Anime Detour the one event in my life I was looking forward to I was waiting all year I have been going since 2006 this is just devastating.

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>imcclinics.com/english/index.php/news/view?id=83
thanks user.

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We're fucked britbro

live with my baby sister, should I seriously consider quitting my job?

I work In a call centre

coe portuga viu que o jorge jesus ta infectado?

>get message this morning stating 75% attendance isnt required anymore
>rock up at university
>get message lecture is cancelled 10 minutes before its meant to begin
>no explanation

I think my uni has corona

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It's like a plaster over a gaping wound.
A last display of power and control as society slowly begins to unravel.
I give it no more than two months until there is serious rioting.

Yes faggot I did, in the paste bin it does not provide any actual data sheets, ones you can download and access say through Excel or pages.

Read my fucking post first you pea sized braintard.

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just bought some new pc parts and an index vr before my currency becomes useless, gonna fuck off into virtual reality while the world crumbles around me, might aswell have some fun before i die

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Any countries to update numbers soon?

Too late

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Anyone else always start coughing when they’re reading /cvg/ but fine otherwise?

>you can't close your borders forever

Hi Soros

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>I work in a call center
yes you should quit, not because of the virus though

I have two small children. Digits and they die.

false God

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ONLY ONE CASE IN NORTH DAKOTA.

2ND PLACE FOR LEAST INFECTED STATE!

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Is there any evidence that ACE2 blockers like Losartan work against the virus?

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FUCK YOU
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youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk
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Your mortality rates are tard.

Good luck to you and your fire frens user

relax bro only 25 cases hear
corona cant stand the BIG BOSNIAN COCK

You truly have my respect. Keep shooting the damn refugees with pig piss.

Phew.

They don't. The virus doesn't only use ACE2

It's has just begun. You wanted a hapooning, you got one.

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Yes, exactly how it started here before unis and schools closed their doors

Yeaaahhhhh boy. Straight out of Langley.
Fuck Quantico.

I suppose that is only because they had too many cases too quick. Their death rate will increase a lot in the following weeks.

By the way, Poland and most of Eastern Europe have actually dealt much better with this virus than Western countries.

Taiwan, Mongolia, Thailand and Vietnam are countries close to China who have had relatively few cases, especially Taiwan, because they locked themselves down early and kept their alert status high.

Germans fucked up. The French fucked up. Northern Euros fucked up.
I'm not even gonna talk about us, Southies.
And it was extremely easy to contain the virus in Portugal and most of Spain, really.

We'll see, though.

you mean least TESTED state. you won't find if you're not looking

Yes very funny I know greekbro i know

I love this picture, but I can't quite place my thumb on why.

losartan binds to angiotensin receptor the virus uses ACE which is angiotensin converting enzyme, different things

youtube.com/watch?v=SgPUwZ_sTNQ

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4&feature=youtu.be

>Chinese lies
>bros there's actually like 10 million dead bodies hidden in wuhan
>dude trust me my dad works at nintendo and they know this guy who was like some kind of doctor in hong kong
>anyway he says china is lying and he's a chink too right so he's on their side
>I know it looks weird that some countries like italy are following similar patterns to china, and other contries like south korea have numbers way below china
>but dude trust me there's 600gorillian dead in chyna
IT'S HABBENING DIGITS CONFIRM NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY

Mitt Romney is calling for a $1,000 basic income payment for all Americans to help keep people and our economy liquid during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

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"Cure"
Even WHO cucks admit no one has been cured, or actually recovered entirely from the virus, they're still hosts.

Sometimes it even takes a decade or more.

Hey. Yes, I'm aware. But, quite honestly, I don't care about soccer.

You called for a happening and now you're scared that it came? Weak cunt.

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>My dad's meds will start to get scarce for this rumor
Fuck.

Nukes

>Poland and most of Eastern Europe have actually dealt much better with this virus than Western countries

no immigrant scum = no disease