/ptg/ President Trump General - Hundred Acre Coof Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470396-1/
youtu.be/_BNLqQMpsII?t=1810
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 3/16/20
youtu.be/k6F6w1dBwxU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470402-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
youtu.be/OxwN4q7tREY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
youtu.be/yGKa0lgEldE
>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141953496001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
youtu.be/hRh8xcg63kk
>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
youtu.be/3djSuLV8KLY
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
youtu.be/XIwNT2-S5nQ
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
youtu.be/kaLxmThswRY
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
dvidshub.net/video/743172/
>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
youtu.be/Jj8n81jCZtg
>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
pic.twitter.com/HGMNIEImFT
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
c-span.org/video/?470389-101/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470389-1/ (pt2)
youtu.be/8-2wqD1LtF8
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/QOisb2JMgXM
>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c

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spectrumnews1.com/oh/columbus/news/2020/01/07/chinese-company-makes--46-million-investment-in-ohio
wmix94.com/2019/09/19/pritzker-lauds-illinois-china-business-relationship/
governor.wa.gov/news-media/inslee-statement-statewide-shutdown-restaurants-bars-and-limits-size-gatherings-expanded
michigan.gov/whitmer/0,9309,7-387-90487-521763--,00.html
youtu.be/zNECVmfJtxc?t=2703
governor.maryland.gov/2020/03/16/governor-hogan-orders-closure-of-bars-and-restaurants-announces-unprecedented-public-health-surge-to-combat-covid-19-crisis/
duboiscountyherald.com/b/gov-holcomb-concludes-china-trip-during-trade-war
twitter.com/AnonBabble

MAGA

who here /COVID-19 negative/?

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i mean, jackson did institute martial law when he wasn't even president so

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MAGA
throw the (((journalists))) to FEMA camps, and shot the people who is warehousing goods

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RESHORE ALL MANUFACTURING AND REINVIGORATE DOMESTIC AMERICAN PRODUCTION

RESHORE ANTIBIOTIC PRODUCTION!! FUCK THE CCP AND THEIR CHINESE CORONAVIRUS!!

I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE OFFSHORING!
WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from offshoring our production, and get her to agree with me that relying on China for 96% of our nation's antibiotic supplies is fucking retarded, then you ought to do it too.

I don't quite agree with her saying chinks are all dirty and greedy, but I do agree with her when she says she‘s never seen one wash their hands at the airport.

Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.

>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that
>THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE
But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.

THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU XENOPHOBIC RAYCISSTS
>THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU XENOPHOBIC RAYCISSTS

MAGA

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Salt drop

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>HIV Positive
Waaaaaait a minute.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Trump crown bailout queen of the century, by the time this fake crisis is (((done))) he'll have given out more money than both the British and Spanish empires combine before their collapse.
Ohh
You can bailout
Stocks can dive
Having a coofing fright
Ooh, see that Trump
Watch him scream
Digging that bailout queen
Hey Trump faggots and burnouts if Trump is doing all the free shit giveaways for everything including the fucking illlegals who cut your grass why should anyone vote for Bernie?
Any fiscally responsible voter will be voting for Joe in November.Here he comes,
Who's that man,
Wallets empty
Stocks not worth sand,
It's Trump the bailout dragon,
Prints money when the Dow is lagging.The fucking Democrats were right Trump is using his Fauci lockdown and yrumpflu to enrich his capitalist cronies by trillions.

ON NOOOOOOO

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'sup niggers

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Is Little Marco wrong, /ptg/??

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Notice a lot of chink dick sucking on Yas Forums lately, sounds like people need to be reminded that xi looks like a yellow bear with no pants.

Why are these people so easily distracted?

I mean, she has a point...

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Jackson also killed a coupla fools for irritating him and invaded Florida on a whim.
That's the short list of reasons why he was great.

SINK

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HONK HONK
boomers are right when they call millenials the pussy generation LOL

>Selling grandfather's guns now that he has passed away
>literally charging 10x what they are worth because of worried boomers
Price gouging boomers feels really rewarding for some reason

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>I mean,
dont do that
it makes you sound like a retard

RACIST DRUMPF

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wignats, e celeb papists, and berniebros are all cringe when it comes to government bailouts

Nope

Red states too. Ohio, Indiana, etc

>brown hand
>HIV+
checks out

MAGA
This shit isn't even up to date.

>Pompeo told some 44 governors at the National Governors Association winter meeting that they are being individually analyzed by at least one Chinese government-backed think-tank on how malleable they are, and how prone to cooperate with China. And he warned governors to be cautious on everything from business deals, to pension funds, to the D.C. Metro system.

>“They’ve labeled each of you friendly, hardline or ambiguous,” he said, describing a report put out by the think tank last year. “I’ll let you decide where you think you belong. Someone in China already has. Many of you indeed, in the report are referenced by name.”

>Saying that China's efforts have become more methodical than ever,Pompeo told the governors to verify business inquiries and “not to make separate individual deals” with China that could “undermine national policy.”

So which Governors have ordered shutdowns?

>DiBlasio (NY-D)
www1.nyc.gov/office-of-the-mayor/news/079-20/mayor-de-blasio-speaker-johnson-queens-chamber-commerce-encourage-new-yorkers-visit#/0

>DeWine (OH-R)
spectrumnews1.com/oh/columbus/news/2020/01/07/chinese-company-makes--46-million-investment-in-ohio

>Pritzker (IL-D)
wmix94.com/2019/09/19/pritzker-lauds-illinois-china-business-relationship/

>Inslee (WA-D)
governor.wa.gov/news-media/inslee-statement-statewide-shutdown-restaurants-bars-and-limits-size-gatherings-expanded

>Whitme (MI-D)
michigan.gov/whitmer/0,9309,7-387-90487-521763--,00.html

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>Dems now target Trump directly
>admonish and try to halt any progress of pushing through reform until he "formally apologizes"
>articles being typed AT THIS MOMENT that will be explaining the Coronavirus is "Not Chinese in Origin" and has been around for decades, and even in the country before the Wuhan Incident
>plastered across all Cable TV News Networks as people are stuck at home for the next few days
>literally making his enemies educate the masses and quell hysteria by FORCING them to attack him
>public becomes less panicked and stop being fucking retards

4D Chess inbound, stocks about to rise.
Screencap this shit.

chinese virus now trending

Usually

I am not a fan of memeflags, sandniggers who go shalom or salaam, regular niggers, trannies, poos, spics, Canadians, or Chinks.

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>If we don't change the trajectory of our current investing rate, let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undertaking a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. When I'm elected president, we'll re-embrace what made America the greatest country in the world, and we are going to leave our children what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.

Someone tell him the Spanish Flu came from China as well.

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>it's the corona virus
So's the common fucking cold. Calling it vague shit like coronavirus or Novel virus breeds out confusion.
I was OK with Wuhan Virus, but I greatly prefer calling it the Chinese Virus.

>states are in complete shutdown due to Chinese virus
>Trump called it a Chinese virus
>It's a Chinese virus
>It's only 7:22 p.m.

So only the big corporations will get bailouts? What about his blue collar base?

The Democrats, cancerous media, and blue check marks on twitter are doing everything in their goddamn power to defend the pandemic spreading Chinese while labeling Americans as racist and xenophobic

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>ITS MAAM!!!

Fuck Rubio. Is Rand wrong?

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Winnie the Poo was a chink?

Told you so

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Then those states cucked on their own, shill.
Again, you got fired because you were not liked, and from the garbage quality of your shilling, entirely unskilled.

>he doesn't know

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DONT CALL IT THE CHINESE VIRUS! CALL IT COVID! CHINESE DIDNT START THIS! XENOPHOBIA REEEEEEE

youtu.be/zNECVmfJtxc?t=2703

Trump addressed CoronaVirus in SOTU, NANCY PELOSI RIPPED THIS UP

plot twist: all the infected in italy are chinese

Reminder: Adding simple words like "bailout" to your 4chanX filters can delete posts like this from existence (for you).

The CO in COVID stands for China Originating lel.

>DRUMPF SHOULD HAVE CLOSED THE BORDERS IN NOVEMBER, RUINING THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS, AND NEW YEAR'S
>WHY ISN'T HE DOING WHAT CHINA DID
>THIS VIRUS IS HERE BECAUSE DRUMPF
>WHO CARES THAT THE DEMOCRAT BASE WILL BE DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTED BY THE SHUTDOWN
>WHO CARES THE WORLD ECONOMY IS TOTALLY IMPLODING
>WE'VE FINALLY GOT DRUMPF!!!!!
>HE'S NOT GOING TO BE PRESIDENT ANYMORE
>JUST ADMIT IT, /ptg/!!!!

stay mad, shills
you deserve to and will rot for this

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>Hogan (MD-R)
governor.maryland.gov/2020/03/16/governor-hogan-orders-closure-of-bars-and-restaurants-announces-unprecedented-public-health-surge-to-combat-covid-19-crisis/

I hate this shit

Great quads. Reminder that a shitload of infected "italians" were immigrants not only from China, but directly from Wuhan itself.

She doesn't though.

I don’t know whether to laugh or not.

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holy shit guys is this true
galactic emperor trump is finally doing it

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Buy the dip.
Now.

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one more drop

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THE

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Filter bitch but reality can't be, how is those 401ks pede?

What should it be called? Chinkenpox? Wuflu? The Shaolin Sneeze?

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Fuck that dicklet chink cuck. He runs from women. Would be great irony if he got infected with the virus.

/ptg/ is not a bump station for your Q threads.

Based trump, plz help us drain our own swamp too

on guard, i'll let you try my wuhan style

BRING THA MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS BRING THA MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS

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kek

sup broskies

>Trump addressed CoronaVirus in SOTU, NANCY PELOSI RIPPED THIS UP
that alone gets Trump reelected
Nancy fucked up so bad by doing that

>What should it be called
The Coof

CHINK

kung flu

It might be a memeflag but this is the best post here.

Yellow Fever

They're already backpedaling on that. They're trying to say COVID stands for, and this is hilarious, "COronaVIrus Disease" as if it's the only coronavirus that exists.

Thanks for dismissing her facts, I was sweating trying to do it myself. I am back in my comfort zone MAGA

I demand more of these videos.

>needlessly source tech from a commie state that eats bats
>stock gets reamed
k

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Are you going to go after my Jewish ancestry next, Yas Forums?
You’ve already killed 20 million of my people during the Holocaust. How many more need to die due to ignorance?

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Trump flu

i have been noting that this cerveza virus is also BTFOing the satanic vatican too
how interesting

Reinfection is a hallmark of Corona-chan.

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fake money that gets paid back is not the same as real money that doesnt get paid back

The Yellow Death.

>everybody's hair is on fire for a month
>Trump tells them to relax
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tells truth about something that's not really racist
>RACIST!!! WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW!!
>panic secedes
>market breathes

Hey bro. Thanks for keeping this pasta. I made the original one and I have one to add to it: another Republican. My state's Governor Eric Holcomb

>Holcomb (IN-R)
duboiscountyherald.com/b/gov-holcomb-concludes-china-trip-during-trade-war

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>they'll say it was Jewish
well...now that she mentions it...
there's actually little doubt in my mind that The Coof is indeed of Jewish Origin

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I gotta get back to that anime. I really caught my attention.
Kung Flu Fluy.
DAT'S RITE.
Of horses mowing chinks down and getting tazed for it? Or animals attacking chankoros?

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>flu
Yikes her genetic failures are showing.