Sadly i have no gun

Ok thanks jaundice france. Will report back.

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burgers will seethe over this fact, but you don't need more than a sharpened butter knife to effectively take down a dozen+ men

I would go with shield and a long ass spear

>jaundice France
Muh sides

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Have to have a hard to get permit for expats.
I like your creativity. I would add some fiberglass lantern cloth around the bat and use kerosine instead. Then it willbstay lit longer while I protect my beans.

You put the bottle caps on backwards.

Upside down they leave nasty little cuts everywhere.

top fucking kek

Where do you live? Just curious

Are you part of a JRPG?

only 2 weapons here are actually sensible. The bottlecap bat and the falx . They are all stupid but those two are less stupid

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Just eat around the brain. Try boiling the eyeballs btw. They're better than they look.

...The notion of even bothering to make those in a nation where you can leave same-day from walmart with an AR-15 and three thousand rounds of ammunition.

GET

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bow and arrow/throwing knives and shit i guess. maybe a crossbow if you can get one. if you kill one person who had a gun you can just take theirs, so you really only need it for that

A

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FUCKING

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FORGE

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>the bat with bottlecaps nailed to it
kek

Got gas and a super soaker, some melee stuff

If a niggy has a gun and u don't, youre the niggy.

HA i unironically carry this exact oversized wrench with me since 2013... have duct tape up the handle for stronger grip. cops cant take "tools" but they can take bats and knives. This is the weapon of choice

that looks too bottom heavy to be pleasant to use 6/10 for effort

Beatiful.

It will be better to do it with a hammer head?

machetes can be bought at most gardening stores
bear traps
2x4 like in a zombie movie for windows

>and now preseniting you the buttplug knife!
>literally like any other knife, just worse!

yes much better with a hammer, you need melee weapon to be a bit top heavy if it is for swinging
tho why not just buy an axe instead

gasoline dissolves plastic

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Those are all pretty retarded except for the sickle sword thing.
Nail bat needs pointy end of nails sticking out and thicker nails. Bottle cap bat needs bottle caps facing the other way , it's pretty much just a bat with the way you have it now. The other two blades monstrosities are terribly unbalanced just from looking at them not to mention the saw blade is basically useless unless you hit them with the side that has teeth facing downwards, and even then a perfect hit would just give some one a nasty gash , the halberd axe thing needs to be longer .
Honestly just make a spear and proper nail bat- 1 inch spikes are all you need anything more is just going to get bent or stuck in something

I live in a small fortress. So i have that advantage. It would take a niggy at least an hour to saw through the bars or hammer through the brick. Hopefully, thay's enough time to poke an hungy niggy with draino filled syringes on a broom stick.

> Hollow metal bar, with a fine and long ham knife screwed inside leaving the point and the blade exposed
> Elongated metal pipe with nails in the end in the form of a mallet
> hammer with nail stuck to the tip
> Broomstick with kitchen knife attached to the tip
> water gun filled with deadly chemicals
> Compressed air rifle with the tip of a nail inside
> rubber attached to pipes like a slingshot and a sharp pencil
> homemade pistol with pipes, nails, bars and springs

Start looking at your house as if it were an experiment room for homemade weapons

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If you put up traps it signals you have shit to steal.. just dont let people know what you have

>Nail bat needs pointy end of nails sticking out and thicker nails.

Even as it is now, a direct hit by that thing would put most people in absolute agony, assuming it's heavy enough.

I use it just fine. Have you tried training your baby hands into man hands?

My 5'1" sister has no issues making it stick when she throws it. Maybe you're just a little bitch.

TY

>bottom heavy
>yet somehow better as a hammer head
You clearly don't know wtf you're talking about.

>Sadly i have no gun..

Rob a cop and get his gun.

That saw hammer is pretty dope. How much you want for it?

don't worry about it.
prepping is for fags,
just wait till the stores are restocked from the panic buyers next week and get what you normally do.
this whole thing is retarded.

Fortifications user. Barricade windows and add shooting ports. Remove anything flammable from outside the house and think of molotov countermeasures. Caltrops. Always have somewhere to retread to, when one room falls move on to the next with an easily set up barricade. Have a rope ready to go out a window for flanking and in case you need to escape. Plywood / tubafores with nails sticking through them layed accross the ground.
Buy a pistol crossbow off amazon if you don't have a ranged weapon. It's cheap and effective. Slingshot for popping shots with basically infinite ammo and shooting at small game. Also a fun way to pass time.
Dangle cans on a line to form an alarm perimeter, even if they avoid it they waste time. Dig ankle sized holes and stick pointy sticks / razor blades out sides and in bottom.

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This. Rule #1 is to not draw attention to your property.

I wanna see him and chrischan duke it out

have you ever seen a normal axe m8
where do you think center of gravity on pic rel is and where it is on your steel handle abomination

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Also bright lights set up in strategic positions to blind anyone else but allow you to see them.

No gun as well, fml. But my stun and stab build is the way to go. Police grade mace with tear gas/gladius combo

fun fact about romania and how they got their flag

in 1816 france fought a war with the austrian empire, that would later become the kingdom of austria hungary
at the time france was the allies of the slavs, of both russia and the serb (the same alliance remained until ww1),
the romanians, who at the time were subjects of the austrian empire, were caught in the crossfire
an hungarian unit, the 56th infantrymen battalion, fighting for the austrian crown, managed to defeat a small french garison stationed at the border, of around 20 men
it was in the middle of what is today romania, and after the fighting ended, the hungarian retreated back to their side of the border, and as the french had no time to send a distress call no one went to check on them for some time
after a few days like this, a herd of local romanians came crawling out of the sewers to feast on the decomposing corpses, and they pissed on the french flag that was lying at the ground to mark their territory

that is the complete story of how romanians got their flag, hope you found it intresting

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You might help us get DRACO for everyone, since it will literally cure everyone of every virus.
>that's crazy
It's called a broad-spectrum antiviral.
We've doubled our medical knowledge nearly every 10 years for at least three decades.
Whatever we knew of all of history of medicine back in 1990, we have 7x as much knowledge now.

You need a spear for any potential melee encounters, 7foot long with an umbrella canopy near the spear head that has pictures of bananas on it to throw the attacker off and provide additional barrier

Okay. I'm going make a spear out of a 6 ft metal pipe and a rusty machete. I need something to poke from behind a barred off window. What's the best way to attach it? Duct tape?

>and a rusty machete

Don't forget to sharpen the blade too to stop any attacker from grabbing it.

Used duct tape, yes. To secure it in plce while you drill two holes through the whole thing so you can bolt it all together. You're talking about a melee weapon. Do you want it to fall apart?

what do you need a 6 feet rusty metal spear for lol
are you getting ready for a medieval peasant revolt or something?

Hey? What about some bow or crossbow? I made them as kid for fun. Also.

Welcome to the slighshot channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=tbKGjRoSofA

A medium range stabbing weapon works great indoors and any idiot can use it successfully.

I brainstormed pic related in 15 mins. Wouldn't do shit against firearms, but will make /noguns/ rethink attacking you.

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Oof. Who hurt you. jk. I'm only pretending to be a retarded reddit fag. Those are all great fucking ideas man. I have a small room full of deadly junk. I'm gonna mcGyver some shit up.

I ve never needed to hunt a boar inside my house but then again I have never been to panama

lmao
for what fucking purpuse again

I m dying my poor sides

>2 3/4" steel pipe
>slightly larger steel pipe
>cap
>nail/screw
...
>put nail/screw through center of cap
>put cap on larger pipe
>put 12ga shell in 2 3/4" pipe
>put 2 3/4" pipe inside larger pipe
>slam together
>???
>profit
>repeat steps 3-5 of section 2 as necessary
Of course you can fuck around with the design and add proper grips and whatnot, that's just the bare minimum.

Rusty machete sounds bad, they're designed for slashing, not stabbing. You want to get something double-edged and symmetrical.
Get a pistol crossbow too so you can shoot through window, it's much better.

you should know, being in france, against niggers.

I wanna make one like this its so retarded and I love it

come on guys lets have a contest and whoever finds the most autistic/effictive/funny loadout for a noguns warrior wins

shithole items only

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I have guns for that lmao

It is a jungle out here. It's been known to happen from time to time.

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That's pretty sick.

how long did it take in france?

>have you ever seen a normal axe m8
Rhetorical posturing.
>where do you think center of gravity on pic rel is
Just below the ax head, or at the bottom of the ax head - depending on the weight and length of the handle and also on the weight and shape of the wedge.
>where it is on your steel handle abomination
Almost dead-center of the handle but a hair towards the ax head. It's a tomahawk. It's made for throwing, idiot. You CAN use it as a hatchet (or in my case, also a pick) but its primary purpose is being hurled into retards' skulls.

I once again suggest you have baby hands, and now baby brain as well.

If someone threatens your stash just start coofing and they'll flee. Simple.

for old revolver just buy one no checkup or paperwork, for full automatic assault rifles you need to get a loicence

What a sick faggot Losing weight would be a much better way for him to deal with his frustrations.

ty
I did a railroad spike knife, too.

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Nice. Two holes. Will do.

Chainsaw. Legal, scary as fuck and you can cut up wood for heat. Win, win.

Like I said... hungry niggies.

Fuck I really want that saw hammer. Is the chain attached to it or a separate thing just next to it?

These look like a lineup of fucking Bloodborne trick weapons. All you need now is a top hat or bucket with an eye hole and you'll be ready to storm Central Yharnam.
>"Tonight, Yas Forums joins the hunt."

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Your fucked. At best set up trip wires to set off some shotgun shells. The bang should send people running and the simple gadget (can't remember what it's called) doesn't direct the blast down a barrel so it's fairly harmless.

Remember Gears of War? Shortly after the release of the first game a bunch of armchair survivalists toyed with the idea of using a chainsaw as a weapon. One of the big video game companies caught wind and wrote an article - it was probably IGN - saying that using a chainsaw as a melee weapon is retarded because:
A) as anyone who's used a chainsaw will know, the chain dulls stupid-quick when you're trying to cut anything except wood
B) blood and guts tend to jam the chain

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punji_stick
And related articles:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viet_Cong_and_PAVN_strategy,_organization_and_structure
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viet_Cong_and_Vietnam_People's_Army_logistics_and_equipment
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NLF_and_PAVN_battle_tactics

You might also wanna take a look at these:
the-eye.eu/public/WorldTracker.org/Law Enforcement/Guerrilla Warfare, Terrorism/
the-eye.eu/public/Books/cnqzu.com/Guerrilla Warfare/

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ngl thought this was a buttplug knife

kek