Wagie boss making come into work tomorrow

Well, that's a different story. Government are considered essential. Thought you worked at Walmart or something user.

>Told to work from home indefinitely today
>tfw have to spend my money all day heating my house, drinking my own drinks, and eating my own food for at least 4 weeks.
Kill me.

>go in wearing a respirator and goggles
>make normies sweat

I’m going to steal so much toilet paper they will regret this decision

Do not use majsoul girls for your shitposts.
Thanks.

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Its just a flu bro.

it's like you don't you don't want to pay your bills like a filthy nigger

we need the NPC to ally with the Pepes to take down all these nasty pedophiles and Satanists

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My name Ching Chong,
I know Trick
I go coof coof
Make u sik

imagine being such a good goy, that paying steinberg is your sole purpose in life.

i'm going to do this. Thanks.

>be me
>manage a restaurant
>told that no one can sit in the restaurant and eat and they have to do take out
> make salary so I get to leave at any point if it’s slow
>it’s about to be slow for the next 8 weeks
I’m just gonna drink for a couple hours there then go home and play vidya do this for maybe like 20 hours a week not a bad deal

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I work at a metal finishing company and the boss texted me saying no work until further notice because 90% of our shipments come from China and there's literally no work to be done. We could close the doors for the rest of the year and there'd only be about 4 hours of work load built up.

Are you still going to get paid?

>has obviously a sick kink for drawings made by fat and greasy japanese man
>finds within reason to compose a poem, all caps, in an uruguayan kite flying board, about politics, no less
>in order to tell the world how proud he is on living an idle, void life and being a burden that other individuals in society have the discontent to bear

I usually just look down on these threads, but you actually inspired me pity, poor user

No but I still have one check to pick up Wednesday, have a lot of money saved, and I live with my parent's who are doing really well so I'm not worried. My dad would usually be pissed but he's actually relieved since he's a prepper and doesn't want us leaving the house unless we have to.

Try being out of work for at the bare minimum the next 3 months you fucking nigger.

thanks triple nigger.

8/10

In 2 weeks you will be laid off and begging for work.

That's litearlly not true

I know the feeling, and I hate my new uptight AM

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Based Dept-no I can't hold, this is important.

BASED LYRICS CHAD

>be me
>working from home

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bamp

>in seattle
>90% of the office is boomers
>no work from home, everyone is here
I hope I catch it. I will spread boomer remover so hard and good. Seeing that Im dependant on publoc transit, maybe im spreading it already.

>mfw I can't remember what that's like.
Describe it for me?

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You're the cuck who hates your existence so much that a few days of work extra before the inevitable shutdown is enough to make you cry like a bitch.

>company gave me Friday off
>company gave me today off
>company just announced working remotely for the rest of the month

Coronavirus is saving me being stuck in traffic and burning gas money. I wish this shit would happen more often. I feel like much less of a wagie.

are we actually shutting down? I heard that was a rumour.

Yo anons I gotta pick up my prescriptions medications tomorrow. They are telling me they won't delivery until April 11th and I kinda have to take these pills everyday.
The pills are a 30 minute car ride away and I have no car. I think my only choice is to get a taxi and put on the hazmat suit and gas mask? I am too scared to go there without any PPE.
What would you do?!??!?!

NEET, NEET, ALONE IN SEAT

ALL DAY LONG YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT

GOT NO GIRLFRIEND

GOT NO PRIDE

ALWAYS BROKE AND DEAD INSIDE

EAT THOSE TENDIES, DOWN THOSE FRIES

ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES

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i was offered unemployment insurance which is 80

i cant live unless its 100% so ill be joining you...

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That toilet paper isn't going to bag itself, you lazy pit dog.

Just wear a mask and gloves for the cab ride and relax.

better than getting laid off like me

Then you can work your way to a promotion

If you manage to survive until pay day it will all be worth it

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I feel your pain user

I stock shelves for home depot. There's no stopping this train. The wage cage awaits me, plague or not.

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Literally call in sick.
It's never been easier.

I also manage a restaurant on salary, but I am currently one of the 3 people who will be making it function as a take out place.

just don't go to work you absolute cuck

i have workout suit i am going to wear with hood and gas mask. protect eyes ears nose mouth. workout suit is plastic so i can just leave it outside. gonna be fun day at the pharmacy

vas a trabajar mañana? la coña de la madre que pija ser un pais tan de mierda, no te me mueras anonimo.

I know the feel, I work at grocery store. I’ve had the last 4 days off so I’m curious how big of a shit show I’m walking into. Been real /comfy/ these last 4 days.

They reduced my work week to 3 days and yet there's absolutely no fucking point. I work for the cruise travel industry, it's fucking dead. The company might survive but there's literally no point for me to show up.

WAGIE WAGIE GET TO WORK
SLAVE ALL DAY FOR SOME RICH JERK
SIT IN TRAFFIC TO NEVER BE LATE
OR MR GOLDBERG WILL SEAL YOUR FATE
HUNCH YOUR BACK, AVERT YOUR EYES
ALWAYS SMILE AND NEVER SIGH
CHINA MAN WILL CROSS YOUR PATH
BRINGING WITH HIM NATURE'S WRATH
NO SELF-RESPECT FOR YOU TO SAVE
DYING WHILE LIVING AS A SLAVE

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That's a good thing user. Stop drinking and you'll actually enjoy working.

generations from now the remnants of children will sing this instead of ring around the posie

btfo spade lover i see it

say you are morning the death of someone you knew who had the corona virus in Italy.

Just fucking don't go. Tell him to chug your bloody shit.

Nah. El viernes de noche me mandaron pa casa.
Hoy me enteré que estoy en el seguro de paro.

I lucked out with my Job. We get 4 weeks off paid starting Wednesday. Going to live the NEET dream.

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Call him coughing saying you think you got it from work.