>get a bunch of chickens
>put them in your closet
>collect eggs every day
>never have to buy food again
PREPPERS BTFO
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What are you going to feed them?
Except for the food u gotta use to feedur chinkens
OP didnt really think this through
Don't count all your chickens in one basket
probably scrambled eggs lol
The jews still fearing the indoor chicken farmer, I see.
Eggs, obviously
rule 1 nu/pol/ retard
Old fake post from months ago. Go fuck yourself, OP.
you feed them each other, just like american factory farms
eggs
>contract AH1N1 due to exposure to chickens
the indoor chicken former has been at it far longer that y'all have been on 4chinz
eggs duh
THE JEW FEARS THE INDOOR CHICKEN FARMER
Came here for this, wasnt dissapointed.
jews fear the indoor chicken farmer
>the smell
Next to pigs, chickens have the worst smelling shit of any farm animal. I don't have to imagine the smell, it will saturate everything In that room, disgusting
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Keep them in your yard and they'll eat grass, weeds, and bugs.
cute!
>does OP have a rooster?
>does OP have about 400lbs of chicken feed?
>does OP have a reliable water source?
If the answer to any of these questions is "no" OP is a retard
>Hide from coronavirus
>Catch salmonella
why not just move out of the city you faggot
>>Hide from coronavirus
>>Catch salmonella
this
>That bed
Where is grandma supposed to sleep now?
Also (I know this is old, but) having chickens indoors is a great way to contract histoplasmosis, which can scar your lungs and cause blindness.
Communists would've literally executed this man for "hoarding" grain and chicken.
Post ur chickens please
he won't feed them shit. Chicken feed can be costly if you have a decent amount of chickens.
do you know how fucking fast they can clear a yard? my parents have a few chickens and the pen they're locked up in, is decently big and grass stands no chance of growing there again. its just nothing but dirt ground.
>Keep them in your yard and they'll eat grass, weeds, and bugs.
I don't have a yard. I live in an apartment.
My plan is to collect protein via sucking off as many big fuckin black nigger dicks as I can to provide for my chickens and just cheek it back to the coop or poop it out depending on how things play out.
Will chickens eat my nigger semen poop?
>does OP have a reliable water source?
Have you ever heard of a kitchen sink, retard?
bugs outside
I keep 28 in my back garden, got them a cosy wee heated hutch, 2 metre deep anti-fox sheeting, and wire mesh caging to enclose them.
Wee beauties churn out the eggies, got a couple acres, so I just fence off different areas for them each week, let them root about in new scenery in the day.
I'd cry if a fox got them.
newfag
He's raising chickens, not fish.
If you are so worried about food supplies going out, you should also be worried about the water getting shut off.
Yeah and start another pandemic living in a chicken coop
old pic.
>imagine the smell
it's definitely a possibility.
>catch bird flu sharing your bedroom with filthy chickens & die anyway.
Did Yas Forums just invent a perpetual infinite food supply?
boomer joke
A great way to get salmonella and ocular histoplasmosis, and I've already got the latter, so no thanks.
Hey at least all you virgins here can do like the Mexicans do and cut the chickens head off and shove your dick down its throat while it has siezures
so you've got nothing to lose
>raising fish
You might be on to something here...
Imagine the smell.
Just wait until you get to my post
Imagine the noise.
apartment chickens are a good idea, the only drawback is the rooster.
Reminds me of something.
Go blind.
well, you won't die from covid, but from bird flu. Great success, I guess Mutt
What part of fucking bird flu do you not understand nigga?
eggs and chicken.....are you stupid or something?
The Jew fears the indoor chicken farmer
hell yeah
Can you feed chicken some rice? That'd be like exchanging rice for eggs
You better have a hella big closet. They'll never lay.
>I'd cry if a fox got them.
At least keep a rooster or two. They'll usually take one for the team if a predator turns up
really though, you need a shotgun.
jews fear the indoor chicken farmer
the shit from the bird will kill you . put them outside and you have to either remove the crap and or move the coup away from the crap. your why we have bird flu in the first place.
You aren't supposed to feed chicken raw rice. It's bad for them or something. Chicken feed is much cheaper than buying eggs though. I mostly fed mine grass
t. owned 4 cochins