/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2169 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>29 CASES IN URUGUAY
WE ARE CLOSING BORDERS WITH ARGENTINA

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Man Tim Walz doesn’t look happy.

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We already closed borders with you, retard. Too late. You already have more cases than us almost.

Wtf

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COPE CHAMPION 2020

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Is he going to make it?

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Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=uR_2MMar0s0

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>bro, all women and doctors under lockdown are just going on with their lives

Guess it doesn’t want to be upright

twitter.com/idriselba/status/1239617034901524481?s=21

Idris Elba was tested positive for Covid 19.
He was the gatekeeper in Thor

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UBI WHEN
REVOLUTION NOW

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who /prescreened/ here?

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stop posting this shit

>Greenland is infected
Guess corona chan really is going to win

Template user here.
I haven't updated in a while. vacation and now I got the coofs. stay safe bros

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based corona wiping out the wh*te people

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FUCK YOUUUUUUU WEST VIRGINIA.

MORE LIKE WORST VIRGIN, AMIRITE?

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youtube.com/watch?v=cMkHcZ5IwjU

>The world found out about our internment camps and our illegal activities in the international waters?
>Cheng, release the virus, and also be ready to donate supplies and send our experts to all badly hit countries for PR

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This is the report/model guiding US and UK policy.

imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

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>go to check out /r/coronavirus because I read all the threads here
>every single thing is fuck drumpf and republicans and Christians for causing the virus

Jesus these people are completely lost

huh?

>contestants start starving when everyone else dies off
>they leave the compound, still unaware
>the world is vacant and they have no idea why
>they have to scavenge, survive, and repopulate the world
clown world

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35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>35% OF THE VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

abc.es/deportes/futbol/abci-35--por-ciento-plantilla-valencia-infectada-coronavirus-202003162209_noticia.html

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this isn't funny anymore, cancel the happening

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post examples

It's literally just SARS. I don't see why everyone's so worried

Only a matter of time before he eat pic related.

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>28% hospitalization rate in my state

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WANT THE HAPPENING TO STOP NOW I WAS JUST MEMEING

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This guy is such an embarrassment lmao

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What happened with the stock market today?

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God damn Italians

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>wasting all that money on magazines instead of ammo

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yo this is a movie plot

NOW

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I got banned from their discord for saying something along the lines of
"anyone that has corona that gets within 5 yards of me will be shot, and i encourage all of you to do the same"
instant perma-ban. bunch of salty neckbeards

I can't stop crying.
I'm so scared, I don't want to die...

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no one cares you dumb europoor shitskin

Somebody help him

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herd pilled

COPE, BOOMER, COPE.

>QUEBEC GIVING 556 A WEEK TO SELF ISOLATORS
google.com/amp/s/montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/covid-19-live-updates-public-health-department-heading-to-trudeau-airport/amp

got my prep done

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Don't be mean to our president, he is just a little special

where are you getting the aussie numbers from cunt? official government health site says >300 infected
health.gov.au/news/health-alerts/novel-coronavirus-2019-ncov-health-alert/coronavirus-covid-19-current-situation-and-case-numbers

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the fuck is prescreened?

Monkey, you fell for fake news. You got it from a Faceberg post from someone who doesn't even live in Italy who pulled it out of his ass.

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A question to you bongs, the fuck is your prime minister doing?

KEK. I hope y’all die burger.

Based and corona-chanpilled

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-13%

Oh yeah? How many rolls of toilet paper have you bought?

If I had to pick one, I'd pick
>pic related

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It's literally fucking nothing. Back to work wagies

kek, love Bidenposting.

Urgay just closed frontier with Argentina. We have 29 cases now.
(Posting it again because the other thread will die soon).

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Too white
They are probably italian swiss

>VALENCIA FOOTBALL CLUB
FC MORCEGO

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HERD HERD HERD

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NOOOOO NO LOS BALOOOOONNN PIEEE JUGADORES, NO LOS HABILIDOSITOOOOS

post YFW you coooof for the 3rd time today

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Two Indian guys from my work are from Italy

Hopefully they infected a lot of soccer fans, that’s a sad group in need of culling

YES COMRADE

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eating a burger with just a single virion inside would basically do nothing. Checkm8 faggot, you would need a massive dose of virions in order to actually have a strong chance of getting sick, something that completely overwhelms your body's immune defenses.

All the based coronavirus news subreddits were nuked a few months back

Fucking lols

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Italy has less dead than yesterday?
Wtf

He cant go to the King of Diamonds for a few weeks. I'd be unhappy too.

URUGUAY CAMPEÓN DEL MUNDO
VAYAN PELANDO LAS CHAUCHAS

>you can't just put things into perspective!

>things blow up again within a month of controls being relaxed
What's the point then?

>worrying about yourself

I don’t want my family to die I don’t give a fuck if I go

Not the gunslinger
F

Someone get me the fuck out of New Orleans. I have toilet paper and a shitload of corned beef hash. Also, booze: Lots of it.

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yo can we just flatten the curve please?

feels good, locked home till august

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Fucking 343 need to get the finger out and add Halo 2 & 3 to the Steam version of MCC.

It’s down a lot, but it is the bottom, vix index set all time high, that’s the Wall Street fear gauge, when trump announces national quarantine, market will go up 10%

On his hands and knees praying. He fucked up bigtime cos his boomer voter base realised he was willing to trade their lives in .

Thanks man you really spiced up these threads

This shit is so obvious, everyone is WILLINGLY throwing away their freedom for some shitty gay ass virus.
IT IS OBVIOUS, this is some Bezmenov tier shit, and the worst part is that even Yas Forums is falling for this.
You are all fucking dumb.

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kek im not sure if thats optimism, self delusion or flat out fuck the people save the economy

am i the only one growing increasingly excited as more things shutdown and the more places get infected?