California Freak-Out starting... NOW

have the US flag on your body somewhere.
thats how well know who is american and who in not.

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NOOOOOOOO NOT MY SOCIAL EVENTS NOT MY HECKING FRIENDERINOS

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They do this to prevent preppers/would be militias grouping up. Shit is about to get real bad here.

I got three(3) messages what do they mean by this

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Were opening the doors to the church tonight to feed the homeless

The pastor is out of his mind , he’s literally gardening outside right now. Thinks jesus is gonna save us from a virus and shit. Hope the police shut us down tonight

Fuck you California

>this was why Trump had to do a test of the national cellphone system
oh fug

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They want to make sure every low-info nigger knows its time to go looting

People are just going to ignore this, they need to find their balls and start sending the police and military out.

>They do this to prevent preppers/would be militias grouping up. Shit is about to get real bad here.
Yeah they also do it to "flatten the curve" which means get everybody sick but slower.

At least I'm on employment insurance for my quarantine kek

Nice phone user. Fake pandemic though.

So are you not allowed to go to work?

Oh shidd

>New Health ORDER from your master
>Obey or die

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imagine thinking the apocalypse will be like a jewlywood movie

superfake supergay

you still can go and see your friends.

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Pretty obvious I'm American. But why would that not be assumed already, what's happening?

The Storm is here.

Q predicted this. March Madness.

There a bunch of faggots anyway who cares.

EAST BAY REPRESENT

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same in France

It's 100% real, turn on CNN.

TRIPLE THREAT

>FUCK ITS REAL
bro they're gonna shut down the innernets

I haven't received shit yet

I'm not programed to follow your orders!

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Tell them to read the 1st god given right and fuck the fuck off
that is all this god damn power grab is about

925 checking in

Holy fuck it's real. Come on Corona Chan LOCK IT DOWN. I don't want to have to go to work tomorrow

i dont usually go out but now im gonna go out cause im a rebel

Ofcourse a burger would be behind the EU meme flag. You faggots are the worst trolls.

Worst St Patrick's day ever

>Contra Costa
I think you live near Wayne Lambright OP.

Oh fug, has anyone heard from Wayne since this all kicked off?
Losing Terry was bad enough...

The future is still bright user twitter.com/waynelambright/status/1239703945640960000?s=21

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they ordering people not congregate to stop the sharing of information and in anticipation of a rebellion. they will cut the internet next and claim its overload from people working from home. they will kill cell service after that claiming systems were overloaded by people using their data to check facebook.

we tv/radio/carrier pidgeons now

Fucking kek

and they banned ham radio over the summer right? fucking commiefornia

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I've been exposed

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Valid and heterosexual, faggot.

RARE PEEPEE

Why the fuck are they telling me to not leave the house but my work is forcing me to come in?

Why won't this place just die already?

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It was claimed Jack of Clubs last night if I recall,
Same. Buckle up.

What's this playing card thing about?

SiegHeil
Big boog tonight fuckers

what are they gonna do with all the homeless people?

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510 checking in
Running a take out restaurant starting tomorrow.

Trump just advised the ENTIRE country to not have gatherings of over 10 people for the next 15 days

if you ancap niggers do not heed this ADVICE then it will quickly turn into a militarily enforced command

Trump spoke very clearly and indicated what rhe3 future holds for us.

WHATEVER

MEANS

NECESSARY

Any Alameda county anons wanna talk over ham radio? My frequency is 144.400.

They're talking about comandeering hotels.

wallpaper please

>freak out
>because people cant stay home and watch netflix
normies think they grew up, but they never did

CCC WOOT!

>they ordering people not congregate to stop the sharing of information and in anticipation of a rebellion. they will cut the internet next and claim its overload from people working from home. they will kill cell service after that claiming systems were overloaded by people using their data to check facebook.

Then the national guard rolls out the tanks and goes door to door slaughtering gun owners. Then the raeps

The 6 counties around San Francisco are basically on official lock down as of about 1 this afternoon.

As of midnight tonight.

It means you're about to get butt raided by pajeets.

Midnight tonight.

SF is under quarantine

Right? This message is so vague and retarded of course California broadcasted it.

Woot!

I told you so niggers
>Heheh Italy so dirty lelel
>USA stronk, we can stop the infection
>Le orange man calling it an hoax
Top kek idiots, you get what you deserve.

Especially for Dublin.

lol the fags will kill themselves. they have monthly stock options that vest and are now worthless

Only test messages so far in my area.

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yes sir. That test was the warning

< Bay area guy

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Stay home. No gatherings.