Are Americans aware of how utterly paltry their country's history is? Just a few hundred years of history, most of which involves little more than a bunch of cow herders.
Go to Stonehenge, go to Hadrian's Wall, go to the acropolis, the Great Wall of China, Palatine Hill, Topkapi palace... it will fucking blow you away. What does America have that compares with this?
And yet the sad thing is that most American's barely travel, because they are perfectly happy to just graze on cheeseburgers all day and spout shit about the rest of the world.
What does America have that compares with this? the most powerful country on the planet
Isaiah Edwards
Some American was banging on to me about some historic place he was at in Colorado one time and it turns out it was only 90 years old.
I told him my house was built in 1880.
Shut the cunt right up.
Aiden Flores
didn't ask don't care plus you're british
Grayson Rogers
Yeah, here the thing though, you don't get to keep that definition, it passes onto some other country. Your country is defined by what's left once the glory of being world leader passes on.
Caleb Ramirez
We have amazing places of historic value, that have been bulldozed and destroyed by the ones who want to destroy this country. Entire towns have been bulldozed to make way for McDonald's and other bullshit. It's disgusting that the boomers allowed this to happen, they engorged themselves during prosperity leaving nothing but crumbs. I prayed, I prayed with every ounce of my being that something would cleanse the filth from this Earth, and god listened. He blessed the planet with corona.
>continent was discovered a couple centuries ago >why don't you have millenia of history in what was a savage wasteland 500 years ago? Go be retarded somewhere else
Jose Gray
You owned 2/3rds of the known world and we beat you. Is historic value and numbers all you have to make your penis look bigger?
Charles Davis
Hmm. Wonder why we get millions of people trying to immigrate here every year, vs your shit hole island
Mason Bailey
>what does america have that compares to this Washington monuments, statue of liberty, Mount Rushmore, the White House, Rocky Mountains, Grand Canyon, Dry Tortugas
>you’re not allowed to enjoy aspects of your nation because my nation has older things
Thomas Lopez
>they knocked down a bunch of old log cabins that the old timey settlers left.
What a tragedy.
Good work user.
Tyler Harris
>America doesn't have the gravestones of dead, ruined empires, haha
Blake Cook
I told him my house was built in 1880.
>bragging about living in a 140 year old dump. The state of bongistan
Caleb Lopez
Currently most powerful country in the world. Bong fag upset
Jose Richardson
America has achieved such great military strength that they have fundamentally changed how wars are waged. America has brought an end to military conquest and ushered in an age of covert wars and financial subjugation. Thanks to them we will probably never see nation states go to war as they have in WWII.
Kevin Stewart
Why are you jealous of our major success in a relatively short time compared to yours? Faggot.
Justin King
This is dedicated to all my White Brothers! North America, Europe & Russia should stop playing and ally together and crush anyone who oppose us. Once all of the planet is well shared between the Superiors we shall conquer the whole galaxy and improve humankind with all new discoveries. Deus Vult!!
Why would you assume it's a dump? Unlike Americans, we're capable of building structures that don't fall over with the wind hits them or a plane bumps into them.
Christopher Ortiz
All tastelessly designed, and not even particularly old.
Logan Turner
>stone henge
You mean the thing they built in the 1800's as a tourist attraction?
Matthew Parker
DEUS VULT! ALL HAIL USA!
Jaxson Ortiz
Yeah fuck us right what we’re we thinking not existing earlier???!??!
Nathan Jenkins
Why do people only care that america is a young country. I never see people shitting on Australia and Canada for the same thing
Justin Nguyen
Think you've been smoking a bit too much wacky baccy m8
Asher Nelson
They literally put it together with cranes.
Or maybe this picture was actually taken in 3000 BC?
Australian and Canadian history is painfully boring, but it's not exactly shoved in everyone elses faces constantly.
Dominic Cook
of course theyre not particularly old. all of what would be remnants of a once great empire are merely aspects of our modern country because we are living in the time of that empire. you can say what you want about architecture, its subjective i suppose. however some of those are naturally occuring landmarks, the grand canyon and rocky mountains are genuinely beautiful. plus i bet youve never even seen dry tortugas
We have 900 yr old stick figures drawn on rocks by chinks who came here and killed the natives
Luke Brooks
Because lefties and Muslims hate America.
Australia and Canada are liberal, progressive nations so they get a free pass.
Nathan Watson
Imagine being from a country thats never put a man on the moon.
Kevin Gray
Dude they watch our primary debates I don’t even know one Britt fag politician and don’t care to
Nathan Carter
>my 1 thing is better than all your 1 things >travel >muh history for someone who admires history, so much it's kind of baffling how you don't understand the history of the US. when discover your lineage resides in the states of which you hate. most americans can't afford to travel. That's why the majority of tourists you get are obnoxious, spoiled, naive americans who are out of touch with reality and overdosing on blue pills to cope. wouldn't an argument against the rest of the world be something like: you've been around since x amount of time-accomplish not super power we've been super power and u jelly this is low iq hate for the sake of hate and feeding into the propaganda you're being fed. US is more like 6 nations all wrapped up under the same rule of power to create a cash cow for the filthy rich
We’ve done more in our short history than you bucktooth subhumans have in yours. We were splitting the atom while you guys were getting your ass whooped in the war, never forget we were the ones who saved you
What the United States lacks in monuments and great works it makes up for with rugged natural beauty. Alaska, much of the American West.
Also, older parts of the country, mostly the northeast and south, have some beautiful historical townships of English colonial architecture.
But yes, we have no Brandenberg Gates or Neuschwanstein Castles right now, but maybe in a few centuries down the line something like Mt. Rushmore will be as famous a heritage site.
>splitting the atom fucking brainlet we literally robbed the world of great scientist or murdered them. you're proud of stolen valor. we didnt save the world moron we cut a deal witht he jews and look where it got us
Logan Barnes
Why can't they stop thinking about us? It's a little creepy.
My house was built in the 1850's shut up you goddamn dhimmi.
Ryder Watson
>me house older than you house >haha! owned!
Lucas Clark
Its because your country's politics have literally zero impact on the united states, yet we have 5 military bases in your country, and out politics DO impact you.
Noah Martinez
Could this have been the work of white people?
Robert Lee
Your history is shitting in a bucket, and dumping it on the sidewalk.
Jeremiah Sanders
Mine was 1800.
Nolan Wood
We're no better. Youth here have adopted nigger babble into their lexicon.
Brandon Thompson
All I need to know is that we have military stationed in all of your shitty countries and you let it happen. All your long proud history amounted to being beaten by your own colony and then allowing this foreign nation to use you to further it's own gains while you open your gates to your brown invaders. All the while the government kicks down your own doors for so much as criticizing those invaders. All in just a couple hundred years.
Jack Lopez
Of course Americans can't resist ruining it with a massive fucking flag that wouldn't look out of place in a 3rd World Dictatorship.
Brody Sullivan
My house was built in 1979. Check mate faggots.
Henry Garcia
You are the most pathetic people on the planet. Always groveling for someone to save you.
no, it's because you're colossally ignorant, and fat, too.
Caleb Murphy
Lmao I never new that. I always thought it was thousands of years old, like remains from the atlantian days.
Brayden Gonzalez
We have the greatest national parks on earth. Have you even seen a natural wonder? Yosemite? The badlands? Denali? Mt Shasta? You have 6 rocks stacked up by a bunch of midget jews. Americans don’t travel because we don’t need to, nothing can be better than living in the US. The UK is gloomy and depressing with a bunch of trashy and pretentious anglos. Ur food is fucking bland and awful and ur women are fucking shrill. America is the greatest place on earth, we control the world including your sorry ass excuse for a country. Have fun eating blood pudding and and sticky toffee you fucking mongrol.
Niagara falls is older than your house and inbread chicken fuckin village. Checkmate you limey bastard.
Christian Brooks
Shut up Mohammad. Eat a bag of freedom dicks cooked in bacon fat you goat fucking faggot. Stay mad! Hahahahahahaaaaa! USA USA USA USA!
Also don't respond, by the time you get done seething, I'm on to better non faggot threads. You fucking dog turd .
Wyatt Lopez
We are the country that saved yours because you are weak.
Brandon Smith
Actually considering it’s limited amount of time American history is pretty interesting and eventful
Gavin Cook
Yes. Yes.
Mason Wilson
>Americans are this easily triggered by a low effort bait thread Just sage and move on, this guy is clearly a cunt.
Matthew Garcia
Grug like this
Christian Gonzalez
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Jack Martin
Imagine thinking this is somehow an insult. We're only a couple hundred years old and already surpassed the rest of the world by far. Get fucked ahmed.
Henry Watson
The Solutreans were the first nations so the US and North America have a long history. Eventually the mongoloids migrated here and now think they are "native". Indian scum even defaced the Plymouth Rock to show their hatred. But we all know Injuns are Chinks just like Chinese.
Agreed. Whenever I go to the US I manage to visit somewhere a famous person got shot. JFK, MLK, John Lennon.
Where did Abe get shot? I should go there next.
Henry Watson
Why do you let the US live in your head this much? I never think of Britain.
Daniel James
you were beaten by rice farmers.
Xavier Rogers
Imagine having to reach that far back to other people’s accomplishments like it had anything to do with you. Now go get your fuckin spoon loicense.
Brayden Wright
He's obviously a melt and creates these very low effort bait threads that are guaranteed (you)'s. Just sage and move on
Jace Murphy
Did Americans "build" Niagara Falls?
Naw, you just fucking found it, its looked like that when you got there. How is that an American achievement?
What you did do however is surround the cunt with fast food joints so that you can stuff your fat fucking faces while looking out the window at nature.
Also, technically the Horseshoe falls that you're making a big deal about are half Canadian.
Adam Brooks
Yeah, that guy that made the Grand Canyon was a cunt.
Landon Torres
You would of been in german ovens if it wasn't in for the mighty US.
Aaron Nelson
Checked. They literally have nothing else. It's like when they call us burgers. Like, seriously? That's supposed to be insulting? I've had many Europoors on here admit to me they are just jealous of us. They make up all kinds of little copes in their heads like "muh healthcare", "muh school shootings", "muh martsharters" when in reality all these little copes is all they have. They are pathetic in comparison to the U.S, and deep down they know it.
the only true american innovation is the improvement of the speed at which pure fat can be funneled straight down the neck of a 'consumer'
Brandon Martinez
>never recovered
I mean, this is bullshit because the British Empire went on to become the biggest in history AFTER 1776, but whatever.
Oliver Hernandez
geez these retards! LEAVE IT IN THE SUN FOR A YEAR AND THAT PAINT WILL BE GONE! IT'S A FUCKING ROCK!
Aiden Lewis
Is that the Las Vegas one or is that when they restored it?
Leo Mitchell
We basically, by being great keep your island afloat financially. You Welcome.
Owen Reed
And yet here you are, Muhammad.
Angel Johnson
> american edukashion
in terms of land mass, we peaked in 1922.
in terms of relative force projection, prob a bit earlier, second boer war most likely.
Oliver Hill
When they built the one in the UK.
They realised nobody was gong to pay to look at some rocks on the ground so they arranged them in cool formations.
Liam Mitchell
>be empire that nearly controls the whole world >lose to farmers you originally hired >fast forward almost 300 years >the colonies have expanded to be the greatest military superpower in the world >Britain is a geographic shadow of its former self, with 99% of its claims, power, and influence gone >b-b-but at least we 'ave the old toimey buildin's what stand tall 'n' old!
Asher Cox
Yeah - well, sorry 'bout that. You are right about some of that stuff. 250 years ago, we had to wipe out the natives first. Oh, and we invented a buncha shit you use every day.
