Millennials are supposed to save us from coronavirus

Everything they said will be used against them as evidence.

Millennials will stop it by having the common sense to stay indoors once the lockdowns go into effect.

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Fuck, I cant take this sort of pressure. Where are my anti anxiety meds?

next to your anti-depressants

And if the virus mutates and disproportionately kills healthy people, then what?

Millenials will "stop" the virus just by surviving it. If anyone is going to fix this its whoever is working on vaccines.

I concur.

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>What do you millennials think?

I can't wait for the boomer remover to free up all that housing the boomers are hogging.

Also, this will be buying opportunity of a lifetime for STONKS!

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>HELLO AGAIN YOUTUBERS, IT'S DON THE DOC HERE AS WE CONTINUE ON OUR QUEST TO SAVE SOCIETY FROM THE CORONA VIRUS. SO FAR, MY ASS IS CRUSTY, THERE IS NO TP OR SANITIZER, AND THERE IS NO QUICKSAVE, BUT I THINK WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS. FIRSTLY WE WILL CONSULT DR GOOGL--
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So basically whypeepo save us

spread it and kill the boomers for their fucking attitudes and greed.

M-me...
This is my entrance music when I come to kick that Chink Virus's ass.
youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps

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Depending on a group of idiots that can't even figure out which shitter they are supposed to use.
Just how fucked are we? Totally fucked.

Hopefully all the nuclear reactors are contained.

good riddance

>mfw

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I want to believe it's click + collect, but then again this is britain. subliminal social conditioning at the very least.

>boomers spends the past two decades shitting on millennials for their own mistakes
>grandpa killer virus sweeps in and now they're like "help poor old me you ungrateful millennials!"
This is the best thing to happen to America

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I'm a millennial. What the fuck do you want me to do about it? I have no money or resources.

Most of us are selfish money obsessed assholes.
We're fucked. At least they'll all die young from complications related to reduced lung function. Good luck finding a desk job to those of you who do physical work.

Just don't go around sneezing on people.
Some people still observe vendetta and any amount of deliberate culpability will become a matter of honour.

lmao I quit my job and dropped out of society years ago, after seeing the hellish slave existence they were forcing me into. And I was making "good" money in tech, watching my rent go up faster than my wage while I had to work with chink and pajeet subhumans.

That would be pretty gay.

I listened to that press conference. The spokesperson said millenials will save us only by not beign stupid fucking millenials...

Hah!

Millennials are in their 30s and 40s(yes the 80s were 40 years ago) which means that a good portion of doctors and other professionals ARE millennials, you see the thing is that boomers and millennials haven't realized this yet but all the young people are zoomers (early zoomers are reaching the mid 20s)

That retarded sack of shit boomer roastie said in the same breath that millennials need to "stay home and stop going out so often" and how millennials are going outside partying during the outbreak.

Well, it's her generation that's been disobeying recommendations and spreading the virus. It's about time boomers took personal responsibility and face their own consequences.

Say it with me
>fuck
>off
>boomer

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Reminder that the boomers permanently destroyed our nation's demographics, all to make their kids earn less inflation adjusted wealth than they did. They are truly the worst generation for having greedily destroyed the formerly great nation they inherited.

40s aren't millennials.

Most of the people in their 20s are still millennials too. The early 20s and younger are zoomers.

Millennial here we're all fucked. Even if he hatches some plan to mobilize us I'm not doing jack shit.

>just take vitamin C
>millenials will save us (without learning how to cook)
Meme psyop virus confirmed.

OMG zoomers arent immune!
they are sacrificing a whole generation!
The power of boomers!

>all the boomers and politicians will look and cry save us
>and ill whisper back, cringe

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20-40 is millenial.

what? boomers need to pick themselves up by the bootstraps

>what do you millennials think?
I think we should team up with the zoomers and celebrate corona as the boomer remover.

>virus mutates
>kills healthy people
If they got infected by a virus that means they weren't healthy.

Lol, that entire rant reeks of LARP

I think this is their attempt to soften the millennials hearts even further, after we have been shit on for years for being "entitled". They sincerely think that this will work on people like us, sure it might work in twittersphere, but for us? no. We have been fucked over because they imported so many fucking immigrants here that the life they had, and their parents had, are gone.
This is their attempt to "heal the divide" of our nation between boomers and millenials because they KNOW millenials are the ones that are the ones that will have to care for the parents that abandoned them.

Boomers should just walk into the hospital and say I’m the man for your hospital bed.

Put the graph into a god damn pdx and bring it to the meeting.

Nah guv, we fucked lol

My temperament spans across multiple generations for thousands of years.

Millennials are clueless and will vote for Bernie because he's NOT racist.

my millennial ass warned everyone around me and only 2 or 3 listened. we tried. yall are fucked and if you come for my rice and beans it'll be the last thing you ever do

Millenial asswipes. You little fuckwads are stupid as hell.

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I just came back from a house party of like 20 people, and on Friday, the whole country had a giant farewell party before all the bars and restaurants etc. had to close at midnight.
There's no stopping retards, and I'm not even one of the big ones.

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Millennials say let the boomers die.

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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This. The liberal boomers were saying it's nothing and the conservative boomers were saying it's a Democrat hoax. Then about a week ago they started panicking. They didn't listen and now they want to offer us up as a sacrifice to the virus hoping it won't take them. This is the judgment of God on their wicked generation.

Millennial is like 20-36

>implying that bitch isn't a zoomer

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>What do you millennials think?
we got the shit end of the stick from every generation before and after us. this is our revenge. hope you like beanz bitch, cus' u eatin' em.

>raise millennials
>tell them they are special at a young age just to smash those dreams
>constantly tell everyone that millennials are the sources of all problems in the west
>suddenly a virus comes out that only impacts boomers
>"Help me Millennial! You're my only hope!"
They should be so lucky. The only help millennials will give them is to clean up their corpses when they die. Covid 19 might as well be called the Boomer Plague (made in China). The irony is palpable.

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lol

Nigger this is them knowing if millennials continue to congregate in bars then the boomers will die from it. The boomers are scared.

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get to see how boomers are up close when they come to my fucking state each year, now they're buying all my shit and you want me to save you?

Not today boomer, I'll help by getting the virus and going to nursing homes and country clubs, I'll go downtown and smear my coronavirus filled shit on their lexus door handles.

I'll coof on every decrepit fucker that cuts me off going 20 below the speed limit. The age of the boomer is over. If only you died when your husband did none of this would've happened to you.

Wtf I am riden with Trump now

millennials don’t even know what gender they are. They aren’t going to do fuck all. It will be a boomers and gen-x doing all the work with millennial assistants.

>duuuuuuur millennials are all entitled babies cant find job
>NOOOOOOOOOOO MILLENNIALS SAVE US
fuck american boomers yo

Here’s the deal zoomers:
You are poor and spoilt and boomers have all the money.
Hide in the basement with your cooms and games and help the boomers survive, and you will get a healthy exonomy in a year or so, and soon inherit all the boomer money.
OTOH, coof on all the boomers and have economic depression for 10 years, no job growth and no inheritance since the money all went to pay for boomer ventilators antibiotics and funerals.
It’s up to you.*

*spoiler: choose correctly to avoid getting shot when you violate a nationwide quarantine caused by choosing wrongly. And don’t fuck it up for me, I won’t be able to hire you if I don’t inherit enough to keep the business alive.

Dispose of the freemasons that orchestrated the death of this society.

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Praise Nurgle!
Hail Corona-chan!

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>me last week of January: corona virus is coming it's a bioweapon of mass destruction designed to infect everyone without knowing then have them all get sick at once to crash infrastructure
>everyone but one friend: stfu conspiracy theorist
Now they don't wanna talk to me cause they're salty

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truth. the boomers were stocking up on soda and frozen pizza two days ago. not gonna make it. boomers are gonna be rioting in a week because they're more spoiled than they'll ever understand

Viruses mutate for less lethality, the longer it’s just lives and spreads, the more dominant that strain becomes, as opposed to more deadly strains that die out.

>check it
Those bootstraps can be used to hang themselves at least.

the longer it’s *host* lives

Kek

>millenials
>doing anything right

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>What do you millennials think?
I think it's a great time to travel (domestically) on the cheap

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Doomed

They've had it too good for all their lives. The only time things looked marginally bad was when the boomers were young and there was the Vietnam War and the oil embargo. Since then they've been the luckiest and most spoiled generation anywhere in the world. They've gotten too cocky. They should have paid more attention when China was locking down entire cities and tanking their economy. The Chinese wouldn't have done that over a cold.

>TRANSMISSION PREVENTION
*coughs into elbow*
*elbow bump*
DON'T ELBOW BUMP
and wash up your arms

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That line she said about Millenials saving the Greatest Generation, and how its their duty/honor/chance whatever to save them irked me so much.

If it wasn't for the fucking greatest Generation and their shit boomer kids China wouldn't have become developed enough fast enough to have supported a high tech biolab level 4 facility and been able to create or steal this virus. They signed their own death warrant when they shipped all our manufacturing jobs to China and brought the Chinks here to work and live.

As far as I can see, its karma. Let them rot.