TOILET PAPER UNDER GUARD

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>feral Arab with a hacksaw murdering pedestrians
>OI YOU BETTER QUIT IT A'FORE I HIT YOU ON THE BONCE WITH THIS BILLYCLUB
>store has shit tickets in stock
>OI WE GOTTA LAWK AND LOAD THE STATIONS ONE RIFLE WE GOT LIVES TO SAVE

THE
TOILET
PAPER
STANDARD

Nice try sneaky chinky
Im not catching your wuhan bat flu

It is shopped. The most obvious shooped part is their feet. Now conveniently cropped out.

God I read that comic the other day.

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they're probably enforcing limits so retards can't buy them all up and leave the rest of the retard bongs with poopy butts.

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Hahahahaha

>Britbong flag
>Oi, this embarrasing thing in my country is totally shopped, i swear, hurhurhur

Gas yourself, Queenfucker. The time's up and we know what you tea-drinking bongs are up to now.

Toilet paper liocence on the way

Hvad mener du? jeg går altid udenfor :D, der er ikke noget som corona-gåture.

how do i get a license?

You need to suck Mustafas cock while you caress his balls and sing the British hymn.

>Oi you have a loisense for that TP?

Oh fug

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THE EU IS CRUMBLING!!!!!! Stop it brothers!!!!!

Obviously shopped. Left of policeman's hat you missed a bit in the crop

Just took this at Tesco kek

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kek noice

Imagine being 50% white and making posts like this

24 packs! You could buy a fucking house with one of those.

LMAO!!! fucking Americans man

Literally a terrible photoshop

this has to be bait

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This image will be immortal

Mr Tails is probably stocked up on diapers, smart boi.

fakest picture ever

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a terrible shoop

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I always bought in bulk to save a dime, now it seems it may save my life

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Why would that neoliberal hellscape crumble?

reminder having too much toilet paper without a license will get you fined in the UK

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At least we don't shit in the streets like you Asians.

Absolute state of capitalism.

Top kek.

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>what is an overweight vehicle
nice try leaf

>not getting the in-bowl model

Why?

I’ve seen a lot of shops in my day and those pixels are way off

so you can squirt water poop on it

Do you have your bogroll license sir?
You don't?
I'm afraid i cannot give these rolls to you. You could be a danger to public.

>Overweight vehicle
>Overweight
>By fucking toilet paper with density near zero
Fucking common core retard

I bet the one on the right has a nice bussy

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>he only has toilet paper because that's all you can see in the pic
spastic

Alright lads. Post your getup for when civilization collapses

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>Do you have your arse wiping loicense sir?

sauce?

I was thinking just this morning about how kitchen knife spears and furniture shields would be my last resort. I'm so fucking fucked.

>NOOOOOOO MY BUTTHOLE NOOOOOOOOO ANAL ORIFICE
What are you retards, 13?

>get fined by overfilling your van
oh fuck off germany, only you would design such a fucking faggot law, nobody else gets shit by overfilling their vehicle, it was over the weight limit hans