/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2168 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

this is the start of the end.

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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
THE INFECTION GOES:
ROUGHLY 3-14 DAYS INCUBATION
DRY COUGH AND FEVER FOR ~5 DAYS
2 DAYS FEELING WELL
THEN SEVERE PNEUMONIA TILL DEATH ?!?!?!

LIFE
TASTED SWEET

And for logfags

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Corona = 5G
spread the word

research it. Not larping

How much ammo do you guys have saved up? I certainly don't have enough, that's for sure

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

AMA

Almost heaven

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GET IN HERE

Canada has become based we just need to deport chinks pajeets and Mohammed's

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

What's going to happen to homeless encampments?

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We were 150k just some days ago. Time flies huh?

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Updates on ibuprofen and aspirin worsening Covid-19?

>Only 7,140 dead so far?
How long has it been? 4 days? 5 days?

IT’S A NOTHING BURGER, ANONS!!!

Just what we need. More niggers

Now show us where we are in regard to 1918/19 Spanish 'flu.

>glock still hasn't arrived and might not be coming
>forgot to get SKS clips and everyone is sold out

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>Second Wave of Coronavirus in China starting
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969?s=20
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239643218452590598
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239610567884705792

>New and more Strict Quarentine announced in Beijing
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239604704465891335
>CCP Guidelines to fight "Western and Falung Gong-led misinformation" in Internet over Coronavirus
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238076579466674178

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I'm seriously on the verge of a panic attack.

Sorry for bringing politics into is, but when this thing is behind us will it have moved people more to the right politically or more to the left, what do you guys think?

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This is gibberish

Guess what pornhub did? Gave free porno to Italians because they're at home. Cant have birth rates go up. Jews gonna jew.

>250k deaths BEST case scenario if we shut down now

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THANKS HAPOONERS! Just got sent to work from home until further notice. Being able to work in my undies is much more comfy than business caual.

Bobo is a happy bear.

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Are you comfy?
I'm comfy

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>watching old anime video
>There's literally an anime girl from the 80s called Corono Chan already
Are we living in some kind of simulation?
youtu.be/FkkvmjoWFuY?t=149

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>zoomers getting drafted
>zoomers getting drafted
>zoomers getting drafted

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CERRARON LA FACULTAD!!

The world as we knew it, ITS OVER

sore throat and back aches today. can't be fucked to work on my finals. isolated for weeks now. on and off crying constantly. what the fuck, i'm scared.
we were supposed to fly down to california but now we can't, so we're stuck in seattle for 2~ weeks with nothing to do, friends all gone. even if they weren't, we can't go out to see them anyway. having groceries delivered today for the first time. i'm so scared.

RON PAUL CLAIMS CORONAVIRUS COULD BE ‘A BIG HOAX,’ EXCUSE TO TAKE RIGHTS AWAY

dailycaller.com/2020/03/16/ron-paul-claims-coronavirus-big-hoax-trump-democrats/

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Lol still no 100k infected in Ohio warning.
How many days has it been stuck at no warning? Five days? Six days?

It's the beginning of the middle of the start.

I've been in a constant one for the last 10 days user.

You're not Gary.

>slight coof and tight chest started today

I had prepped but got greedy and went to the supermarket once one week ago to buy some toast lads

I deserve this for my greed

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FUCKING CHINKS twitter.com/politicalmath/status/1239679597353906176

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It's more of a rumor that is likely linked to other diseases where anti-inflammatories may have adverse reactions when fighting diseases.
The best course of action would be just to not take these drugs unless absolutely necessary.

>what will a den of drug use and disease be like after the disease?
Lol who cares

We've been saying it for weeks, fever is how your body fights off the virus. Taking medication that reduces fever can prolong it's lifetime and make your more ill.

Also I haven't heard from whonigger in a while, any updates from him since last week?

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I can't find the stats for Spanish Flu infections, only deaths

Listen here fuck face, if you were a real doctor you would know how to put this very simply for people who arent fucking doctors now STOP FUCKING LARPING OR ILL HAVE YOU FUCKING SHOT YOU IGNOMINIOUS WALKING SHIT FACTORY

FULL BURGER

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Based Biden spammer

rip in peace.

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>mfw everyone who votes tomorrow is going to fucking die

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>chloroquine helps in treating kung-flu
>kung-flu is basically airborne AIDS

See, this is what you get for calling everyone thisfag, thatfag, somethingfag, whateverfag. Now we're all going to be faggots whether we like it or not

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Rate my prep

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user that's fucking weird. And checked.

why now?

It ups your ACE2 count. Corona-chan loves ACE2.

fuck this bullshit, my body, especially my chest, is always tense now

You should be.

Like what the fuck are Americans thinking lmao.

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I am fucked bros. Just lost my job to Coronachan and because I just moved to a more expensive area for more money I am FUUUUUUCKKKKED.

>only get 66% of my salary
>But its calculated from back at my old job
>Will need $650/m more to meet my minimum bills
>Only have about $1,000 in savings because I needed my appendix out which with insurance was $6000 plus tip

I am fucked. Incoming massive debt storm. Kill me.

new video
youtube.com/watch?v=ziLbXt30hcs

Why does UK have so many deaths?

20 in a day? Wtf

Are there people here who still think this is a nothingburger?

how many Germans have Marfan syndrome?

WEST VIRGINIA, YOU ARE STARTING TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF.

have some retarded oc

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My peepee makes dudu when I snusnu. Why aren’t you curing the wu flu?

The coronaburger will be the world's tallest building by 2021.

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your right foot is a nigger.

I mean I've been following this since January, and it didn't really scare me then, but the current panic we're seeing is doing me in. Still trying to keep a level head, I hope you stay safe brother

Do you have some crystal of some sort?

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Are you ready to enter the new world?

it's ogre

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To the right, nationalism and protectionism will be on the table.

go back to containment 096

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Can I suck on your toes?

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>boomer backup plan is "we will force them to take care of us"
Do they think they are in charge?

Thank you anons.

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>Biden wins
>Suddenly vaccine
>World is saved
>Lets get back to our scheduled programming of more tyranny

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so is that like a R0 of over 9000 or something

the virgin ibuprofeno vs the chad paracetamol

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user, in Akira, the Tokyo Olympics were cancelled due to an ongoing pandemic.

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Based. America needs another draft

nothing to see here boys, its just a nothing burger now move along please

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I haven't even prepped.
Likely won't either because I'm hoping to just fucking die.

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Day 34 of infected
tl;dr 34 days ago I was tested positive for Covid 19.

The coughing and breathing problems are reaching unbearable levels. I can’t sleep. When I do I wake up from coughing or difficulty breathing.

Feel like complete crap. Not being able to breathe at times is the scariest feeling. It’s hard to not freak out.

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praying to God he puts my T-cells on steroids

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>Every outlet and talking head in australia is calling anybody buying supplies CRAZY/SELFISH/HOARDERS

If they wanted some TP all they have to do is ask nicely and suck my dick

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fuck off larper

Will there be total debt forgiveness if we go on lockdown for months?

Dont worry evictions will be halted

Would have kek'd more if this hadn't been so close to the truth.

Piers morgan about to get it.

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Nigger you'd have to deep-throat each one of those piggies

damn.
no wonder they were telling people to not get tests unless their doctors decide that it's necessary.

>percentage of handled calls in our national healthcare hotline below 60%
>over 15k calls not handled in the last 24h
Everything's fine in Portugal so far, as you can see.

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GET IN HERE

GAY PLAGUE IS COMING TO AN END

The government is fucking with this site to spur mass panic just fyi

I am anonymous

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I'm gonna coof
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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To a utopian new world? yes please i submit

come on user, try to live enough to see your foes dies

Yes.

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*cough*

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>NY intro from Iran
EAST COAST DOWN, CONFIRMED DEADLIER STRAIN

It worsens all diseases because fever is not a part of the illness, it's part of your bodys immune reaction.

Im two degrees away from a pozzie lads (roomates coworker) is it over for me?

No Coronaaa

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bro you might actually die

Great then I will only owe $3300 in rent and the second they lift it I will be in the parking lot with my credit irreparably harmed!!!!

completely wrecked and all their shit cleaned up and burned i hope

I wonder if hormone treatments fuck up the immune system too

Is this real

Excellent, just what I wanted for Christmas. More dead chinks.

One thing I learned from life is that the ones who wish the die the most live the longest.

I should be fine since I'm not even leaving the house at all.

(20) .308 rounds. Enough to get me a few deer while I learn how to make a bow and arrows

What games is /cvg/ playing? For me it's Death Stranding and Fallout New Vegas

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