/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2167 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

nice b8

Is it even bait after 300 threads of it

>not even 3 hours into shift
>already 5 corona loads
slowly I'm able to drive to that fucking hospital blind

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>college canceled, online classes for the rest of the semester starting next week
>everyone is moving out of dorms, campus is empty as fuck
>boomer employer at my part-time job told me to wait until he figures out what to do with classes being canceled
>don't want to go back to family in case anyone gets infected
>friends are all back at home anyways
>laptop can barely run any games
>stuck in dorm with nothing to do
God I wish the boog would just happen already. What do you guys look forward to when SHTF?

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>more threads than new deaths

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Yeah who cares. The niglets born from those saved lives will end up taking many. So nah.

if you are in a city, get out now, they are locking them down in a few hours

You can pick one person to watch die of corona before you die, who do you pick?

Literally nothing

>boomers will either die or resign out of fear
>China is considered a bad investment now
We're looking at a decade of unprecedented economic growth unless this thing actually kills everyone

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Say something nice about Earth's new queen.

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How do you guys even stay alive right now?
Do you not work anything?

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>Canada was at 180 cases 3 days ago
>Now it’s over 400
Is it finally fucking happening?

>God I wish the boog would just happen already. What do you guys look forward to when SHTF?

This IS the happening lad

Sitting in your room with nothing to do for months.

Have fun

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Will there be a possibility to archieve the entire /cvg/ saga right from the thread #1? I was here from the start but re-reading memories would be epic.

>countries in red have closed all schools

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Dan Harmon

Rate my dinner

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Reminder
Official numbers WILL hit 200k total cases, with 100k active cases by sometime tomorrow.
>pic related

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WHY IS IT SO BAD IN ITALY

Will any governments face negligence lawsuits?

fuck off pro-birth fuck

it's a nothingburger guys, only a few hundred cases in Wuhan, it's literally nothing and will never spread out of China

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She is cute. CUTE

>Lockdown day 5
>All my CHAD and normie friends are stuck at home
>All of them have joined me in classic wow and WC3
>We fish and cook with the bond fire in classic wow and talk together on Skype
>Playing Wintermaul and Footmen Frenzy in WC3
>Meet people I haven't talk to in years everyone is online having a good time

How come women don't do this? They all sit on tinder isolated due to quarantine

Meanwhile lads are all meeting up banding together

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As a teacher in the US, can I count on being out for longer than early April? Is my school year over!?!? Is it possible I'm done working until August!?!

It was said they have the deadlier strain, maybe it's true.

Because china lied and this is much worse than even our officials are willing to admit

Corona-Chan hits non-whites harder

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>digits
fug

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Because Italy's population is old. Most of the deaths in Italy are concentrated in the Lombardy region.

fuck nanachi

Yes.

There's no such reduction in abortions. Your tweet is fake news.

I have mild tightness in my chest and started coofing a lil bit today. Should I be worried?

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man this is actual pain
>boris literally does nothing
>says people should stay at home and places should shut but doesn't enact any financial law to help businesses who shut so it's financial suicide to. Meanwhile schools are still open.
>spouts patriotic shit which is bollocks

I think the uk is fucked anons

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we're gonna have a million cases before the end of the month I just know it

Death is coming. It won't be long now.

youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

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ok well i don't expect anyone to believe me, but I just got word from someone with a very reliable source that Trump is going to announce a nationwide lockdown for the next few weeks. Can anyone confirm this?

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What kind of mushrooms are those?

I love you Corona-Chan. We are but dust before your might

see, I knew the last few days the number of ambulances I saw increased dramatically and I wasn't noticing them more.

>Sitting in your room with nothing to do for months
So you are saying my life isn't going to change at all?

Covid-19/10

Fuck Niggers, but also Fuck Jannies.

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I learned in school that Corona isn’t even deadly.

My dad works at trump and he agrees

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Sup.

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zivi?

Same here bro

No sore throat
No runny nose
No blocked nose
No fever

Just slightly tight chest and a bit of coofin

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP I FELL FOR THE BUY THE DIP MEME

IT WASN'T THE BOTTOM. IT WASN'T EVEN THE START

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BREAKING NEWS:

>Outbreaks In Victorian England Confirm Coronavirus Can Spread Through Time
youtube.com/watch?v=E3GQwOcsChQ

Play older games. Counter-strike, Rome Total War (2004) etc. there are some really good ones out there. Hopefully you’ve got enough food to hang out for a while.

He better hope and pray we don't get the Ita/Spain strain or he's toast.

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

are those the type of mushrooms i think they are?

Many Chinese live in Lombardy...

China keeps getting +20 outside from Huabei or the list is outdated ?

Worth playing WoW classic now?

it's ogre senpai.

no

this guy needs to get a call from Trump to tell him to shut the fuck up with his fake narrative.

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>Can Spread Through Time
It has access to time machines now!

It was obvious from the beginning that it was happening. If the US has lockdowns, then it's even more apparent.

Can confirm, my uncle works at Nintendo.

Problem anons?

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what do you mean?

people still work.
Though I have no idea how NEETs prepped.

>WHY IS IT SO BAD IN ITALY
Thye are not cooking the numbers and are just writing off elderly people. Add in the fact corona hits hard people with heart disease, obesity, lung damage, and diabetes. Whopcough is just a preview of whats is gonna hit or was going to hit US/UK/Canada. Tryump cutting off Europe has probably directly saved tens of thousand of American lives since "healthy" euros would catch plane here the minute their healthcare system crashes under the burden of cases to get American care.

Im still going to work, cba sitting on my ass masturbating during semi-lockdown. I've scaled my hours down tho so I can sleep in an also leave early

makes sense, countries like mine or austria are on a countrywide quarantine (no going out aside from work, grocery shopping, walking the dog, emergencies) despite having virtually no cases. better safe than sorry

I’d get those fuckin toes checked out first

It doesn't matter, this is far worse than they are admitting, this is some Agenda 21/ Georgia Guide stones bullshit
I have a feeling there's only going to be 500 million people left after this is all said and done

emt
yeah, currently the average are 14 hour shifts

JUST FLATTEN THE CURVE BRO

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Hey Friends, I found the 2012 German Bundestag readiness document where they modelled a sars-like coronavirus pandemic. It's an excellent read that provides holistic predictions on what will occur: docdroid.net/zYVIAnL/bt-bericht-schmelzhochwasser-en-converted.pdf#page=58

>3 years for vaccine to stop it
>3% deathrate per year topping off at 10% fatality in 3 years
>medical infrastructure completely overwhelmed during this period. Don't get injured or sick because there will be no treatment available for you
>Utilities will remain on, and food will continue to be regularly distributed
>civil disorder will occur in some areas but can be contained and mitigated
>economy outside of essential services and products almost completely halted

I visited the UK in september, user. It’s been fucked.

>bro, let them just kill white babies
good goy
>abortion clinics shutting down for months
>no reduction in recorded cases
sure buddy

They forgot to Photoshop his shadow

what percentage of cvg posts are shills? I'm going with 40%

twitter.com/whippletom/status/1239622847582081025

Herd tard Eternal BTFO.

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Odd. Same here, its bearable but still.

n-no

It's not, really, rather that's a normal progression of the virus.

If China gave real numbers normies would freak the fuck out but we would have shut everything down and prevented this. Fuck those Chinks.

can't believe these fucking Normies and the shit they spew

Lombardy is old asf and they got hit pretty hard with boomers and young tourists coming back from vacations abroad (middle east and Asia) where basically nothing was done against the virus early on.

Cottonelle is the TP of choice for aristocratic assholes.
Like wiping yourself with feathers, the experience is so pleasurable you can't help but laugh out loud as you clean yourself.
Don Draper

niggers arre immune

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I work fully remotely so my life is pretty much unaffected except for the fact that I dont have to go to the gym

so comfy, but I need books, physical copies, hate reading from a screen

>NETHERLANDS IS DESIGNATING TOWNS TO GET INFECTED IN A CERTAIN ORDER TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
NETHERLANDS IS DESIGNATING TOWNS TO GET INFECTED IN A CERTAIN ORDER TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
>NETHERLANDS IS DESIGNATING TOWNS TO GET INFECTED IN A CERTAIN ORDER TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
NETHERLANDS IS DESIGNATING TOWNS TO GET INFECTED IN A CERTAIN ORDER TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
>NETHERLANDS IS DESIGNATING TOWNS TO GET INFECTED IN A CERTAIN ORDER TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
NETHERLANDS IS DESIGNATING TOWNS TO GET INFECTED IN A CERTAIN ORDER TO FLATTEN THE CURVE

FUCK

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We are not under any kind of quarantine.

Also bonfire

just hold for 2 years

herd immunity?

Chinas been lying for the entire outbreak except the one day they reported 14000 cases

Noticed literally the same this afternoon.
No fever either. And it says 90%+ of corona victims suffer from high fever.

The taiwanese self test for viral pneumonia (taking a deep breath and holding it for 15 seconds, if you feel pain, unusual pressure or have to cough it's problematic) is also fine.

W-we will be finde right

Haven't been in these threads since early Feb, turns out this was a real happening then despite all the shills. At the risk of sounding melodramatic, I think this happening will change the world in a big way. No way we go back to "normal" for a long time after this (and it might keep flaring up again).

no let's kill all babies

Proven wrong by the first person to die in Louisiana. No one is safe.

cope

DESIGNATED PLAGUE TOWN

>people still falling for this shit

lmao

is it just sleeping for like 6/7 hours then another 14 hour shift? Sounds brutal desu

Xi Jinping.

i ordered a dominos delivery bizza, am i gonna be fine bros? i lysoled the box before opening and washed my hands before eating

dis

Thanks for the pasta, I can’t get any at the store anymore.

Only a literal fucking brainlet uses this argument. Obviously their population isnt THAT much older for this to serve as an explanation. England will nearly as bad soon

lichess.org

>he taiwanese self test for viral pneumonia (taking a deep breath and holding it for 15 seconds, if you feel pain, unusual pressure or have to cough it's problematic) is also fine.

Is that legit?

>faggot company still wants me to come in
>just spent an hour arguing with my boss
>dumb bitch is basically saying fuck you come in
>says she has to speak to the office manager
>tells me to send an email
>get call back saying I stay home but I won't be on paid leave
>mfw
Why is corporate america such a shithole?

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new thread

cure has been found

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>if we infect them fast, the curve will flatten because theres no one else to infect

I gotta say, their logic is sound.

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RIP user

I GOT AN 18 PACK OF TOP SHELF COTTENELLE MEGA ROLLS.

FUCK YOU NO TP HAVING BITCHES.

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>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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If doubles I don't make it until next year

pretty much
coffee and cigs keep me functioning

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 16.03.

>1459 NEW INFECTIONS:
>7272 TOTAL INFECTIONS +25,10%
>4 NEW DEATHS:
>17 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 16.03. 22:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
14th death: Hamburg, man, 76, died on 13.03., tested post mortem
15th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, woman, 94, comorbidity, 16.03.
16th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, woman, 81, comorbidity, 16.03.
17th death:

>RKI reports:
+1178 = 6012 cases
+1 = 13 dead
updated: 16.03. 14:00 GMT
Highest populated areas have highest incidence; NRW, Hamburg, BaWü.

>NEW MEASURES:
All german states:
All public institutions closed, all events and gatherings banned.
Everything but supermarkets, pharmacies, banks and nedded services is closed.
Strict rules for distance between tables and opening hours in restaurants.

RKI: Measures taken will show delayed effect, decrease in new infections to be expected in 10 to 12 days.

EU outer borders: closed to everything but europeans.

>16.03.
Biotech company from Mainz reports rapid progress in vaccine development, to be tested in china, end of April.
Bayern: State of emergency called.
German borders closed, strict controls, crossing only with important reason.
Bundeswehr: 730 volunteers to be employed to sanitary service, 380 of which reservists, the rest trained personnel.
Dax falls under 8500.
Baden-Württemberg: Airports to be closed this week.
Berlin: 7 policemen infected, 307 in quarantine, 1 firefighter infected, 39 in quarantine.
German red cross warns:"If there are not enough blood donations in the next days, shortages will develop in short time. "
Dresden: Testing capacity of university clinic reached as que reaches out to the street.
Berlin: 332 infected, 188 men, 144 women, 20 hospitalized, 3 ICU, others in home-quarantine, Berlin has around 2000 IC beds and 1000 ventilators.
source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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You should be good. Got mine delivered a couple minutes ago. Boutta dig in.

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same here no problem with holding breath

It could be the beginning though of ncov19 maybe the fever comes later?

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If NZ goes in to isolation mode, maybe I'll finally read these Visual Novels I've been struggling to find the time for. Or play the last three years of console games my flatmate bought that I never gave a shit about. I hear Witcher 3 and RDR are good time sinks.

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Og mudbone

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NO THEY WEAR GLOVES WHEN THEY MAKE THE PIZZA AND THEY IMMEDIATELY PUT IT IN THE BOX PIPIN HOT CORONA COLDNT SURVIVE ON THE BIZZA

Let's flee from the "here and now", "hic et nunc", for a moment, and think about the post-Coronavirus future
It is imperative to topple the governments (those that are left, at least) that will try to go back to the previous paradigm (globalism, free trade, free movement/open borders) instead of recognizing the faults of internationalist capitalism (opposed to national capitalism) and thus resuming the modern slave trade with even more vigor than before, importing shitskins by the millions into Europe (or simply opening the floodgates from the collapsing third world nations hit by Corona, too.

It is time for European identities to flourish again despite the chaos, economic crisis and possibly war. A time to kick out internationalist meddlers, be them capitalist or communist. And find a way for the different peoples to finally enjoy philia and a land to call home. One that is worth defending with teeth and nails. Hopefully by peaceful separatism. With sacrifice if needed.

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Because of the culture. Lot’s of gatherings with huge families, extreme closeness (kissing / hugging etc).

That’s the main reason.

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>DESIGNATED
top kek

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EMBRACE THE HERD!!!!!!!!!!

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Unironically getting fat
I guess those daily 40 minutes of walking do help a bit

Yeah, it's in the pastebin.

27-Feb: Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH
doi.org/10.1002/jmv.25728

"Considering the potential neuroinvasion of SARS‐CoV‐2, antiviral therapy should be carried out as early as possible to block its entry into the CNS. Airway inhalation of antiviral agents will be the first choice at the early stage of infection, which will inhibit the replication SARS‐CoV‐2 in the respiratory tracts and lung and prevent from its subsequent neuroinvasion. It is also urgent to find effective antiviral drugs that can cross the blood‐brain barrier. Moreover, corticosteroids, which are used frequently for severe patients, may have no treatment effect but rather accelerate the replication of the virus within the neurons."

Where's the source on these numbers?

WHO is still reporting 168k cases and the worldometer site has fuck all for sources.

this.
Been chilling with my little brother, cooking and playing video games. Feels good man.

Both are great m9

>every family is forced to have one person gaming at all times
absolutely based

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>bro, look how edgy i am lol
sure, fellow zionist

mom said she couldn't find meat in the stores, guess I'm gonna be eating our homemade jams for a few months, good thing my mom made a lot of those over the years

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Too bad

Of course it isn't

Based Blighttown!

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This is gold.

DESIGNATED

imma post one thing in this thread, believe it or not I don't care
Romanian doctors are treating it with chloroquine and PreP, and it's working fine. they're clearing cases in 5-6 days (as opposed to a month)

>The taiwanese self test for viral pneumonia
That sounds legit

give me coronavirus so i can become an immunebro

How many passenger liners are going to get shot down in the next few months?

Magick user please check in.
What did you mean when you said people cooming on corona chan were doing sex magick? Please explain. What happens if you jack of the to the photo only? Not done anything like that but interested for more info.

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Does the virus cause brain damage to tulip niggers?

Whats new with Corona-cha? Been on Yas Forums the whole day so im out of the loop.

Literally nothing will change. China is already attempting to say that the virus started somewhere else and not in Wuhan. In a year all that people will remember is the lives they lost and their hatred towards chinks.

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THE HAPPENING EVERYBODY WAS WAITING FOR IN Yas Forums FOR YEARS IS FINALLY HERE?

CAN YOU FEEL IT? IT'S GETTING CLOSER.

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Two things:
1) People are old in the area
2) The health system is saturated

Remember Chineses washing streets, looks like virus survive on streets.

Spanish government recommend disinfect shoes

Check and Based

I'm fucked bros

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More gay pride events please

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ANYONE HAVE THE STORY WHERE MERKEL CONFISCATED FACEMASKS HEADING FOR SWITZERLAND?
I NEED IT FOR A THING. THANKS FAGGOTS.

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Are they barring citizens from entering?

>vaccine
>herd immunity
do these retards not realize that Corona-Chan is like SARS? Your body can't become immune and there won't be a vaccine made, they've been trying for 16 fucking years to make a SARS vaccine

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kek

i don't think it makes us mutate into belgians

I really hope contracts the virus at this point.

Fags really are efficient disease spreaders

You read it here first. Something huge is going to happen. I don't believe Corona is real desu.

>ayylmaos are announced (maybe they have 'cure' so we can easily see them as allies)

>trump is going to btfo everyone

SOMETHING IS UP. Something more than the virus. Anyone with me?

>out of town on a business trip
>normies finally realize that the virus is a thing while I'm gone and armageddon starts
>wife has been sending me nudes all weekend and telling me how she has a strong urge to have a baby suddenly
bros I need to get home

nigga got that 211

How long will the lockdowns and social distancing last?

That's from the Onions network, isn't it?

I'm going to FUCK my peanut butter jar now

I want to find out the logic behind a couple of things that the panic mode people are hoarding:

Toilet Paper: The big #1 head scratcher on my list. Are Americans so obsessed with wiping their asses? Worse comes to worse, just jump in the shower after you shit, or use a bidet attachment like other civilized nations do. Blow your nose into the sink or shower if you need to.

Bottled Water: I know some retard Americans refuse to drink tap water because they believe all of the bottled water marketing saying that tap water is “dirty”, but it’s literally impossible for the virus to contaminate a tap water source. Most of the water treatment is done by machines. Do they think that the local government will just suddenly cut the tap water supply?

Canned goods: This makes sense to a degree. You’d maybe need enough for 14 days of lockdown, assuming FEMA does not deliver food supplies. But I’m talking about the people who buy a whole shelf of canned beans and 40lbs of rice. Do they think that there’s going to be a mandatory military lockdown for months where anyone who opens the door to their house is shot?

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I'm tired of y'all dirty ass niggas, nigga
Make sure you wash your handsforthirty seconds withhot water
Or I'ma fuck you up
Yeah
Move,bitch, you got Coronavirus
In the kitchen, whippin' up that Hannah,noMileyCyrus
Talk down ongang, I'll shootyou, but I don't condone violence
Yeah, nigga get to coughin', niggas get to dyin'
If niggas get to coughin', niggas get to dyin'
If niggas get to coughin', niggas get to dyin'
Nigga cough next to me and then them bullets flyin'
Nigga cough next to me and then them bullets flyin'
Move, bitch, you got Corona

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"Whoops"

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must
increase
t-cell
count

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SOURCE?

Anyone trying to enter El Salvador goes into quarantine

It's obvious. They are not counting new cases or deaths in the zones still under quarantine. Wuhan has been left to die.

youtube.com/watch?v=swvSwmDgi3I

When does the government break down? I just wanna pop the pins out of my mags and go on a cleanse through the city

We overextimate the deaths.
If people in their 90s with a last stage cancer or other conditions dies in Germany and they have a positive coronavirus test, germans don't cout them as a coronavirus death.
We do
So we have a gorillion of deaths.
The virus kills but our numbers are inflated

we'll send some of our designated fema quarantine pods your way to help

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fully remote
HR just sent out a great notice about getting psychologically affected by isolation and I lelled a bit although idk what I'd do without you guys

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OH NO NO NO

Several

Who's the artist? I wanna impregnate their Corona-chan.

Ah hell yeah, wish I could chill with you

anybody else start watching the black israelites street preaching?

the chinese say they gonna start vaccinating their folk in april

The train cunny game was pretty good. I just wanted to fug the lolis but by the end of it I actually cared about trains and shit.

When the only vaccine available is the disease.

Finally some good news

Answer me you schizo fucks.

>my gym closed

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KANKER

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AHAHAHAAH YESSSSSSSSSSS let the faggots BURN!

A tranny who goes to our local warhammer group is shitting herself because she wears a binder almost 24 hours a day, which has completely fucked her lungs. COVID will insta-gib her.

How long is this shit going to last?

Optimistic outlook is for another 2 months, pessimistic until October.

The only thing that is gone here is fucking buckwheat. Every time shit hits the fan retarded boomers panic buy buckwheat but everything else is business as usual. We need to start exporting ass paper.

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Fuck off you'll be put down like the dog you are