China just announced they have contained the coronavirus "epidemic". But not before terrorizing the entire world and melting down all stock exchanges.
Bear with me on this: >China enters trade war with US >a mysterious Chinese virus appears >China sells all its bonds and stocks >world panics >everybody locks themselves at home or is put in compulsory lockdown by tyrannical socialist governments >stocks and oil prices plummet >world economy is ruined as a result >China stabilizes its economy >after that, it announces the virus is under control >by the time everybody realizes the virus is a nothingburger it's too late because China already bought back its bonds and stocks for pennies >China takes over the world Is it just me or is this a huge coincidence?
Are my fellow Burgers ready to go on #FauciLockdown. This unprecedented violation of our 1st Amendment right to free assembly is being brought to you by Emperor Anthony Fauci.
He has decided that we will go on full lockdown until... August... or July... or something, he's not really sure
How are you planning on surviving the indefinite #FauciLockdown?
Oh yea, no sporting events til at least August. Lol.
Over a fucking flu
Josiah Cooper
i just looked it up, thought it was a mistype. apparently trudeau said the legos are for his kids. which matters, i guess. i suppose trump could say he can run the country from his home with a cell phone and hookers and still be correct.
Elijah Gonzalez
>it's adopted a memeflag
Parker Scott
"How's your 401k doing?" -Frmr. Pres. Donald F. Trump
Why is trump hiding behind his goons? Is he afraid to be the face of hte lockdown? What a chickenshit. You're supposed to be our leader, you cheeto-dusted dotard.
Adrian Sullivan
Sup /ptg/?
Are we ready to go on #FauciLockdown. This unprecedented violation of our 1st Amendment right to free assembly is being brought to you by Emperor Anthony Fauci.
He has decided that we will go on full lockdown until... August... or July... or something, he's not really sure
How are you planning on surviving the indefinite #FauciLockdown?
Oh yea, no leaving your house til at least August. Lol.
This event is absolutely insane. People are going to die. Not because of the virus, but bankruptcy. Forcing closing of business. People will then lose that business. They'll lose their homes and they'll put a shotgun in their mouth.
I, for one, welcome our new emperor. Unironically.
Xavier Baker
stealth-edits
Cooper Brown
Except when Trump suspended the constitutional right to assemble by banning groups of more than 10 people.
Wyatt Carter
Spencer is just a Stalinist who pretends he is a Nationalist. He will get a free helicopter ride on the day of the Helo. A total coward in every sense of the word.
Kevin Perez
>trying to steal my rare suwakos there's lots of THIEVES about so i have to be careful
Ohh You can bailout Stocks can dive Having a coofing fright Ooh, see that Trump Watch him scream Digging that bailout queen
Dominic Scott
>Can AI MAGA? Can our /TAY/ save the world?
Nathaniel Reyes
>banning groups of more than 10 people Source?
Brayden King
Kek, that pic.
Lucas Ross
>delegitimization of conservatives Only the cuckservative RINOs that hate The People. All of these lefty plants that settled behind our lines pretending are outing themselves, blatantly.
Connor Thomas
the demoncrats are literally being used BY SATAN
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SPIRITUAL WAR. NOW MAYBE PEOPLE WILL START REALIZING IT.
Zachary Gray
Okay guys, I'm a red-blooded american but even I can agree we should ban guns in this time of need. Think about it, people are desperate and do we really need guns to kill us with bullets in the middle of a pandemic or do we need solidarity?
>still posting that boomer song Lmao you have no have no idea who your audience is here
Bentley Butler
WORST DAY IN DOW HISTORY
AGAIN!
GOOD JOB TRUMPY BOY
Samuel Sanders
Fuck their gadgets, Trump better get his head of his ass and start thinking UBI until August(?) because all states are going on #FauciLockdown until further notice. We literally aren't even getting a timetable for the lockdown in Indiana. Most Governors are just going on #FauciLockdown indefinitely.
Niggers but I digress Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Trump crown bailout queen of the century, by the time this fake crisis is (((done))) he'll have given out more money than both the British and Spanish empires combine before their collapse. Ohh You can bailout Stocks can dive Having a coofing fright Ooh, see that Trump Watch him scream Digging that bailout queen Hey Trump faggots and burnouts if Trump is doing all the free shit giveaways for everything including the fucking illlegals who cut your grass why should anyone vote for Bernie? Any fiscally responsible voter will be voting for Joe in November.
Then why did he convene a panel of sociopathic doctors to put us on #FauciLockdown?
Joseph Sanchez
>in time user there's a certain group of anons that have made amazing progress with machine learning in less than a year. give em proper motivation and their autism could shake the heavens
let's see what they've attacked so far >Trump's economy was roaring absolutely destroyed now >Trump's patriotism was rubbing off on others absolutely destroyed now with independents >Trump having wholesome rallies can't have rallies now >boomers were protecting millenials and are the most active bloc of people physically can't let them out because this "virus" only affects boomers >healthcare was being repaired they are choking it and trying to have it collapse on itself like it did in italy by overloading it >trade war with china and EU was highly successful and remember UK left EU so funding had to be covered elsewhere point 1, economy gutted to shit >lot of single issue voters who want more money and trump was saving them a shit load of money all their stonks and bonds are up in the air now if recession hits >china bad rhetoric was at an all time high with HK, league, and NBA fuckery now they're highly effective under a "pandemic" and shows their labour is highly dynamic and can solve deadly "pandemic" in a few months so please buy our labour and services, oh also here take our vaccines and help which we co-incidentally were working. you're welcome world >media attacks all over the world this one is the most egregious in them successfully causing panic and hysteria in perfect synchronicity.
fuckin hell, if you haven't lived through this, you wouldn't have caught it.
Every single poster in this thread should take their meds You are all schizophrenic losers that unironically think that this deadly virus is fake. I won’t feel bad at all if all of you were to get infected and die from the virus. TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if Trump tries to unconstitutionally suspend the election indefinitely and retain the presidency because America is still in a "national crisis".
Noah Thomas
>Chunky boi looking more and more like Alex Jones every time I see him
lol
Lincoln Bailey
That one with the two kids that turned out to not be his? Man, he's a literal cuckold. He couldn't even open a jar of pickles if he tried.
Jordan Adams
There was a claim made by media through unknown persons that the United States sought to have a singular title on vaccinations for the disease bought from private German researchers. It was certainly untrue and senseless and reeked of foreign disinformation to whip people up against the US. The totally incorrect nature of the thing made outlets retract it without acknowledging that they were wrong or made such damaging claims.
Caleb Richardson
If he did it to kill or gitmo all leftists I'd build a monument to him.
John Wright
All of the quarantines and closures by democrat governors have been suggestions, too. But you fags claim that is a constitutional violation.
Xavier Miller
True
Justin Miller
where he keeps his gerbils
Blake Fisher
The #FauciLockdown is a haphazard guideline that is all over the place. But within Emperor Fauci's guidelines, he has granted us permission to assemble in no larger than 10 people.
>Democrat Governors Wake up, dummy. The whole country is going on #FauciLockdown
Easton Harris
Can you move on to your next talking point douchebag? Nobody is even saying that anymore and Trump admitted we are in a recession today and the virus is real and we are fighting it last Friday. Geez.
Hunter Ortiz
0/10
Christopher Perry
>desperately trying to not have this connected to trump You know Fauci works for Trump, right?
Ethan Butler
>BLACKED Never relax.
Nathan Bell
Fug you, Glados. Suck a combustible lemon down a straw.
Alexander Rodriguez
>start thinking UBI where you gonna spend your gibs in a lockdown, nigga?
>Thank you for using a welding gun to physically seal me inside my house, President Xi. Thank you for dumping 5 tons of rocks in front of my door so that no one could exit.
>But within Emperor Fauci's guidelines, he has granted us permission to assemble in no larger than 10 people. I wasn't planning on doing that anyway. I didn't like being around people before the virus.
Owen Williams
This is exactly what I expected
Alexander Smith
That was realistically the only way to keep the Chinks from running around despite the thing and China was probably right to do what they did.
Gabriel Walker
Trump did not give this decree. The Governors around the nation are following the #FauciLockdown guidelines
Gabriel Turner
>intrinsic value, actually difficult to counterfeit >worth more than gold soon >lightweight and more portable per weight than dollars
THE CHARMIN STANDARD IS HERE
Thomas Reyes
>t-tha m-media Fucking kys.
Parker Reyes
Tell me more about this fellow why does he need hanging?
Aaron Jenkins
>unconstitutionally He can do it constitutionally. If dems wanna incite panic to apocalypse levels, he'll just roll with it and turn it against them same as always.
Adam Lewis
>we're getting the $1000 a month anyway >didn't have to shill or vote for Yang Based
Xavier Nguyen
Gavin Newsom said he has the authority to enforce businesses closed.
Ian Green
>where you gonna spend your gibs in a lockdown, nigga? Buying Halliburton stock before the next sandnigger war.
Jayden Gonzalez
>the ethnonationalist that want illegal spics in the country to be the lowest rung on the ladder. Fuck this nigger.
Cameron Fisher
>Every single poster in this thread should take HIS meds
Tyler Robinson
Not an argument. I’m sorry that the tv told you to be scared.
Brandon Morris
Well, as long as you're a loser I guess its okay to have my 1st Amendment rights violated.
Anthony Garcia
may explain to why mostly leftys are getting infected.
>vote blue no matter who Worked out great in 2004...
Camden Morris
Hospitals will be overwhelmed by this.
Levi Nguyen
Wrong.
Colton Phillips
He isn't blasting the media and calling their shit, he's instead playing right into it. Here didn't shut that reporter down when the filthy little faggot asked him for basically martial law. Trump mush mouthed around with it.
