Do u faggots really shit in the shower? I bet the survey was done on amerisharts

>Then sewer flies eat it and fly over bathroom

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my shower's drain is always slow, always fishing someones hair out of it.
dont even want to know why someone would try.
piss is fine though

I usually shit in your mother's mouth.

there was some post from years ago about an user doing this

>Plunger

Why wouldn't you take a shit in the shower? It helps you feel clean immediately after and you can hose your anus

I bathe in the toilet.

>survey reveals
in the trash that headline goes. If you're throwing an unfounded study into the public, it should be "survey suggests that one in 30 people poo in the shower".
Done with these fake news niggers.

>Do u faggots really shit in the shower?
No but I piss in the bathroom sink

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He’s shatman the shitposting capeshit nigger

This is a shekel saving measure common in america remember the average american used 4 rolls of toilet paper a day.

Not in Australia. Americans do it though.

I do it all the time, you just gotta stomp on the turd like you're pressing grapes for wine. The only way it goes down the drain.

only fat fucks

poo in the shower

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>Do u faggots really shit in the shower?
Most likely done in Norway.

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Don't everyone shit in the shower?

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lol is this because of that youtuber yms?

Sure as long as you don't have open cuts on your feet it is safe and pooping while standing is an important skill for traveling distances by foot.

disgusting.

only subhumans do this.

>dont even want to know why someone would try.
It works fine if you don't have overly solid shits. I stopped having solid bowel movements when I was in high school. At best I sometimes get something the consistency of oatmeal.

based: sink pissing it the purest form of pissing

u fockin wot m8?

how does that even work?
do you pick the turd up and toss it into the toilet or something? why would anyone do that ffs?

before, we're good lovers

>t.

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Mostly just morbidly obese lardplanets who can't use a toilet properly or even reach their asses to wipe, so they just shit in the shower and hose themselves off at the same time.

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Bull fucking shit. You downiggers don't have your toilets in your bathroom. If anyone is going to shit in the shower, it is you fags.

I haven't used toilet paper in over 15 years. I don't shit in the shower but I do go in the shower and wash my ass after I shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drain_fly

and your father's mother's brother's best friends husband's sister three times removed

Everyone pees in the shower. It's not just a guy thing.

I'll also gladly admit that I piss in pools as well.

Yeah I said it!!!!

I Piss in fucking pools!!!!

The trick is to use cold water to wash the turd down because if you use hot water the vapor will pick up the smell and quickly turn the shower into a fecal gas chamber.

Just kidding this shit is disgusting WTF?!?

The smell people associate with chlorinated pools only exists if there's a large amount of urea in the water, btw. If it smells, don't swim.

just once when i was extremely ill
it was mostly water anyway

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i shit in the ocean all the time

Depends.

Sometimetimes when I'm constipated I can't shit I have to use my finger to pull it out piece by piece in the shower, after that's clear the big part I just shit out then toss it in the toilet, after that is just cleaning up the diarrhea and blood.

>americans

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>Just kidding

Same here. That's why I laugh at dumb faggots who argue about TP vs bidets. They are both filthy barbarians arguing over who is more barbaric when in reality it doesn't matter because an animal is an animal.

This thread is a refreshment from all the panic posting going on. Thank you OP, you brought many laughs today.

my sides holy kek

>I have to use my finger to pull it out piece by piece
please...this is very haram

Pee in the sink and poo in the bidet.

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my sides

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When you're impacted it's the only solution, gotta get that shit out so the rest can come naturally.

I usually use Preparation H to lube my asshole so I don't tear it

isn't this not common practice??

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They must've included an Indian in their sample group to meet the diversity quota

I think I'm doing it wrong

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How the fuck do you poo in the shower my god what the fuck kill this Earth

The virgin squatter vs the Chad waffle stomper

Waaaay more fun to shit in the bathtub.

based. what kind of jamming stick do you use for the drain??

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its a meme
lmfao

At tech school we had a girl shit in the shower and try to mash it down the drain with her feet
she was publicly shamed for this

Source?

I take a shit in the shower, then wash my head in the toilet. Am I gay now?

Fuck yeah! I ain't got time for the toilet. I just pinch one off and waffle stomp that shit through the grating.

cut milk, soda, fats, and oils from your diet.
eat plain white rice, you can buy soluble fiber
get checked for ibs

you poop and then work the poo into the drain using your feet

I use my bare hands.

Whatever I can't get down with my feet I just use my hands to get down, if it's too big I throw it in the toilet.

It’s like you can rest your balls on the sink while you just let the pee pee out

Heel It Down!

i shit in the shower maybe once every three months. only when i drink too much and have watery shits

WAFFLESTOMP!

I did once and not even showering could clean up the mess.

I only pee in there every morning to save time while brushing my teeth to save additional time.

Why don't you post a link you fucking moron

Posting scheenshots without links should be a bannable offense

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What the actual fuck is wrong with americans and how did these apes send a man to the moon?

Unfortunately some folks are too large to comfortably use toilets. The average toilet was designed a long long time ago, and has aged about as well Birth of a Nation - it no longer suits what the average person looks like.

For these poor people, yes they have to make use of the shower for defecation.

>boiling water
>shit
do you live alone? just cook it on the stove next time.

Implying I would not lie on a survey if asked this question

yes,
our diets allow for softer shits, that are easily workable into the drain.

No but I piss in the shower.

Argentina like most of Latin America is predominantly mixed race. Regardless both of you are assholes

i only piss and shit outside, all waste is added to my compost heap that i use to produce soil for growing plants for food, anything else is retarded and jew harnessed

My grandfather was a poor irishman and didn't have tp. He taught all of us how to drop a deuce and heel it.

Sometimes. But I do not recommend it.

PS: Shower stomper. xD

You still believe in the moon landing, fren? You obviously haven’t been here long enough.

I shit in the tube. Can't do it otherwise even taking medicine. I sterilize the tube after afterwards.

not by including unnecessary bathroom utilities on the spacecraft that's for sure

its a myth, you could wash your hair instead of brushing your teeth at the same time

Or you could just use a composting toilet...

>I bet the survey was done on amerisharts
Correct. The other 29 shart in Walmart.

i ensure my diet is purely whey protein power, allowing for high pressure squirts of rusty water directly into the drain

or austrlia,
they have a shit ton of poo immigrants

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I thought human shit was bad compost though.

The virgin waffle stomper vs the Chad scat smearer

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Who else doesn't waffle stop their shit into drain?

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how do you get it down the drain??

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No one actually shits in the shower. Jeez dude. You’re an Aussie you should know this.

>Left hand: massaging shampoo in my hear
>Right hand: brushing my teeth
>Penis: flood gates fully opened

yeah when you're 350 pounds and can't reach your own ass this is about the only option. I take exlax to make it easier. solids you have to smash down there with your foot and then scrub your toenails with the long brush.

>So, this groundbreaking research was performed by a bathroom company called QS Supplies, who asked 1,000 people from the UK and the United States about their embarrassing bathroom habits.
>ladbible.com/news/weird-survey-reveals-that-one-in-30-people-poo-in-the-shower-20200216

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Waffle stomp

Based pirate

I don’t even piss in the shower
The smell is too disgusting
I wake up, piss, shit, shower

It's called a SHOWER for a reason, it cleans everything. I take my shit, I spray my ass clean, and I use soap to wash my legs if any got on me.

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Let me guess, study done in california?
It's h1b pajeets.

only if you dont eat well and dont add piss to the heap, i also use tree debris and other plant matter in the mixture, the food i grow is ideal, composting works.
if youre hooked on big pharma meds and foods full of chemical additives your shit proibably isnt good for growing food but yeah, jews have tricked us into preventing us from using what god provided

is that caca!?

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I shit in the shower for like 2 weeks straight when I had plumbing issues. Wasnt very fun poking the turds down the drain. Would not recommend.

yeah true, but ive cut out the middle man, i feel free from the jew

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Nope. Germans. They had to make signs for Germans.

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>when you're 350 pounds and can't reach your own ass
Lose weight.

It's delicious shit

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I occasionally vomit and piss in the shower, not too often usually after hangovers
but never the poo poo

I shit in the street then don't shower at all.

t. Indian Immigrant

>So, this groundbreaking research was performed by a bathroom company called QS Supplies, who asked 1,000 people from the UK and the United States about their embarrassing bathroom habits.
>pooK
Definitely the Pakis in Britain inflating that number

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Why yes I do. The annoying part is squeezing it through the grate but if I align the back of my heel on it and press just right I can get most of it down in one go.

>those squiggles underneath
You know DAMN well that's not who that sign was meant for.

Hey, me too. I've started doing it only recently. Not sure why I haven't done this before. I don't particularly care about saving the water after flushing, but this way I avoid any kind of splashing and stray piss going over the toilet, floor and my legs and also wash my dick and hands after I'm done.

Did it once at 14, gotta squish it through the little drain though, plus I didn’t have enough fiber in my diet for that turd.

Oh, okay. I honestly didn't know, thought that just our gut bacteria would be detrimental to the whole thing. Thank you for the info though user!

Fat people do this. So propably every third person in America.

White people do this.
For instance, shit in toilet then wash ass in shower.

Yeah, new germans

would you?

No most people are able to hit the toilet.

>1/30 poop in the shower
>1/20 jack off in the shower
how the fuck are these two numbers even remotely close

why does she put caca on herself? it makes her happy? is it chocorlate?

>not shitting in the urinal

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I do it at least once a week you just stomp it down the drain , make sure you wash your feet after bits can gets tuck between your toes

Shit, Shower, Shave. Just as the Good Lord desires.

looks kinda stinky desu kinda poopy

Wtf she's kind of cute. I swear it's not the poop.

Holy shit no way people actually do this no way

oh dear.

Take the wafflestomp pill

Use your heel not your toes dummy.

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