/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2165 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Is there any way you can test for the antibodies if you've already had it at home?

updated realistic graph as of today.
hope u prepped

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once you see it, you will shit, brits

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I hope Corona-chan's titties grow even larger!

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When did we pass the point of no return, bros?

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>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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FLATTEN THE CURVE!!!

FLATTEN THE CURVE!!!

FLATTEN THE CURVE!!!

>JULY OR AUGUST
haha time for freakouts

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sage?

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2014

REV UP THOSE PRINTING PRESSES BOYOS

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WELCOME TO COSTCO. I LOVE YOU.

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When the first cases emerged outside of China. That’s when shit hit the fan

DIE DYKENIGGERFAGGOT

Based

Some company was preparing self-test kits for sale a couple of weeks ago but governments probably said;
>kek, no
and confiscated them.

When everyone was busy talking shit about them filthy bat eaters instead of prepping.

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Reminder that a vaccine is 1-2 years away

When China wasn't nuked

military always eat at fucking chipotle or mcdonalds when they're off base asshole
t. military town

Did ya'll see that bat press conference?

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>The imperial college COVID-19 response team has been advising SAGE
They truly wrote it in all fields

This just in: It is now LEGAL to kill blacks and jews.

2001.

Have not seen any toilet paper in stores in two weeks

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>fake virus
shut up schizo faggot

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I haven’t prepped and unironically still think it’s just a flu

Is everyone that recovers really okay?

>Belgian Emergency doctor about #COVID19: "We see people in their thirties with no medical history, images of lungs are downright terrifying."

twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1239663247722188800?s=20

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>Grocery stores will start limiting the number of people who can be in the store at any one time
Oh no

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WELCOME TO COSTCO. I HEART YOU.

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They admitted Finland probably has 20-30 times more cases than confirmed. It's ogre

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30th April 1945.

Is anyone else thinking of driving to Canada before the border closes down? I think Canada is safer then the USA now. Should I go guys?

WELCOME TO COSTCO. YOU GONNA DIE.

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Obviously not. Younger people on average won’t die but it’s clear Corona does severe damage to your lungs.

bye

>everyone in kilometer long lines coughing on each other

chin up euros, only 6 months of lockdown to go

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>CA
>live in a red county full of boomers
>they're still not shutting down anything
>no curfews, no close-down orders, no nothing
>grocery stores are full of boomers coofing
>local Trump lapdogs are encouraging everyone to go out and eat
My immune system isn't strong. I'm going to fucking die.

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1815

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248491700
good for (you)

FRANCE WILL MOBILISE 100,000 POLICE TO CARRY OUT CHECKS ON PEOPLE'S MOVEMENTS, INTERIOR MINISTER SAYS

sputniknews.com/world/202003161078578586-live-updates-nations-resort-to-border-shutdowns-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/

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Hundreds of thousands? That part?

lucky, I wish that happened here too. idiots for some reason won't listen.

When are we getting Italy's numbers?

He knows.

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>prep'd months ago
>sitting pretty
>boomer parents stopped with the "just the flu" talk
I'm a wagie in an outdoor shop across from a supermarket and its really been popping off since Saturday.

>mfw I have to quarantine myself with my brother
>have to nofap for 14 days (probably more)
Time to defeat the porn jew

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If you don't have orgonite, you're not gonna make it brehs

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not only does it leave your lungs damaged, but if you're a male you're sterile afterwards too. corona-chans aims to cull the population

+250 deaths 14th
+368 deaths 15th
+349 deaths 16th
already have them for today user

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>San Francisco and most Bay Area on lockdown
Fuck i hope all the video game journos/bloggers/youtubers/podcasters get wiped out.

>I think Canada is safer
>Still were letting chink planes fly to and from chink land because leafs are Asian ass cleaners now
Yeah, sure just keep going north and don't stop.

Germans are some tough motherfuckers.

this is fantastic

Madagascar just closed the ports.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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That's fucking terrifying.

can someone update this? maybe a happy outlook for 2020

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based dementia joe will save us all

>absolutely delusional

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FASTER YOU GONNA PRINT ALL NIGHT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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planoinformativo.com/720594/modelo-matematico-calcula-que-brote-de-covid-detonara-en-proximos-dias
It's over mexibros...we got too cocky...

Basé et abeillepilulé

What do you actually need to do?

wait so is ALL of the US under lockdown? He said don't go outside for 15 days, right?

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Show me your comfy face, user. The happening we wanted for so long finally... happened.

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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BASED

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wtf shitaly get your shit together

say it with me now lads

>HERD

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>Women won’t resort to other methods
You native child...

youtube.com/watch?v=x4Ve4rrnfz0

Ireland is done for

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Lol, Trump’s about to spend 1 trillion in a year

Fuck Italy

God fucking damn it.

The reason the US has conducted fewer than 7000 tests is because Donald's daughter's Jewish husband's brother owns a laboratory, and all tests MUST be done at that laboratory. They're charging $4000 per test. But they can't even do enough tests for the entire nation. Samples are expiring in a backlog before they can process it.

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This is why, even if I have a sub-1% risk of fatality, I don't want it. You never fully recover from SARS. Recovered patients will have a drastically reduced quality of life.

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why not it's no different than dogecoin

God I wish I had a toobee gf to play vidya with

Imagine the
>voi VITUNVITUNVITUNVITTU

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>Women

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idk if they have done a intra-state travel ban, but it should be. Who do you mean by he? if you mean trump, all that he's said that's mandatory is the closing of bars and businesses, all this no more than 10 people thing is just a guideline, which idiots aren't listening to, it should be LAW right now dude.

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So they can inject trillions into the market to prop up failing companies but can’t even at least halve federal student loans to ensure a future for our white children?

it's beautiful

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Shit fuck reverse it reverse it fuck i just wanted to play fighting games fuck i was just memeing shit

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there's been a few

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For what in the article it said SAGE and I was asking if that is what the poster was referring

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Sweet baby Jezus, this will fuck off your country

yea, I agree. No bars, wew that'll piss us wisconsinites off

That's hot

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lol jew'd

Trudeau explicitly said "I don't want any of those mutts or niggers in our great nation" so I think you're out of luck. Pretty worrying language 2bh, I don't know how this guy got voted in.

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just developed a sore throat
goodbye cruel world

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Fuck America

Now where we have some data that isn't chinkified: What exactly is/are the cause(s) of death when you get Corona?

I can't wait until wagies are forced to stand in the dehumanizing welfare lines at my local office. Only 5 people allowed in building at a time. Sit outside in the cold for hours waiting.

people tryna escape to safer places will just spread it even more

Promise Kek to meme responsibly, now you get to fight for your life

>holds her hair back

Are there not other shops to go to? I have about 50 different options within 5 miles of my house. Don't understand why anyone would go through that for some shit they can easily get elsewhere or later

WE NEED WHOLE TEAM FOR THIS ONE

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The virus tracker on msn is fucking bullshit. WV still has no cases but has been given a large circle anyway. wtf

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>tfw you become a lifetime coofer
A new group of socially stigmatized

Raise the curve, who needs boomers? they are race traitors and outsourced everything
They are getting what they deserve. Now there are no APIs to make medicines for them as they outsourced the supply chain.

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>CDC asking for millennial's to stay inside to protect boomers
>Millennial's continue to go out and travel living their best life
>Uses #BoomerRemover in their posts

America is screwed.

FUCK this get me so hard and I don't know why

I draw closer every day, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

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MAGICAL CRYSTALS OMG

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well, then they'll be killing the baby themselves. as it should be

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>got told to work from home today for the foreseeable future

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Good, stop fapping. You need Zinc to fight off the Virus and ejaculating depletes it.

This was the best one.

all you idiots who memed and coomed on pictures of corona, and did other ritualistic magik need to die first.

Well, I'm not a molecular biologist, but as I understand it you need to
a). isolate the antibodies from a pin-prick of blood
b). amplify them (because there's so little and the last bit isn't so sensitive)
c). have a chemical that'll change colour when exposed to those particular antibodies

Yeah people are just retarded, my costco isnt like this and the local aldis is no more busy than normal

Why can't people just clean themselves in the shower without using toliet paper

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Good. Hopefully people won't comply when the national guard tries to enforce curfews.
Are these the last few months of our lives? When they finally do try to step on all americans and maybe even muh come and take it

what about all the illegals crammed into houses in event of a lockdown. Holy shit they're going to go insane

In north carolina you cant even get a test in most counties. No one is ready or prepared for this. It may be new and not lethal to most but it can do lasting harm which I want to avoid...

charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article241163021.html

Good job america

Let me guess, Bakersfield?

POST FACE WHEN YOU COUGH

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why are non-autistic people so unclear when they communicate?
can that fucking emergency doctor PLEASE clarify: Is it ALL patients who are otherwise healthy who have recovered who have damaged lungs? is it MANY of them? is it SOME of them? is it a FEW? is it ONE or TWO?

CAN NON-AUTISTIC PEOPLE PLEASE COMMUNICATE CLEARLY IT'S FUCKING DRIVING ME INSANE

They'll prove they could have banned the huge influx of 3rd worlders all along when they close the borders over a 'virus' lol

You'll see just how much these dirty elites bullshit everyone. It's all an obvious lie they orchestrate to keep brown goyim flowing they can pay low wages and treat like slaves. When are people going to wake up and realize the elites keep the borders open and they could be actually closed whenever they want?

People try to run from quarantine in Turkey:

twitter.com/1parcatuhaftik/status/1239567914690363392

twitter.com/1parcatuhaftik/status/1239604341507489797

what are the biggest fake news about corona chan?

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GET THIS IN THE PASTEBIN

"Doctor in #Wuhan says experts “madly” signing off discharging documents so that the quarantine can be over. This is out of political considerations. He is very much worried this would cause huge problems. "

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239643218452590598 (embed)

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Belgians are an inherently weak, inferior people both in mental and physical fortitude, take that article with a grain of salt.

ggggggggggggggggGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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goddamn i was just about to ask this girl out, fall in love, marry her and have kids but then this virus shit happens

oh well guess ill just play another video game

The average family of 4 has 2 women, my house has only 2 men, if you divide the 14 rolls used by 2 average people by femaleUsageMultiplier to isolate the number of rolls used by 2 men vs 2 average people you see that my household only needs 4 rolls per month

>and ejaculating depletes it.
Just eat the cum. Then it goes back into your.body

Have you talked to your parents for the last time Yas Forums?

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>Why can't people just clean themselves in the shower without using toilet paper

yeah, people should just do that, no need for tp.

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Boomers can get fucked. I'll try out whatever cars they leave behind and keep the one I like the most for myself.

It's still mostly pneumonia leading in to organ failure. Plus other opportunistic infections that attack you when the immune system is fucked after fighting off the virus. That info hasn't changed since the beginning.

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This is easily the best pasta to come out of these forsaken threads

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Nigga, 80% of the country are foreign.

They leave it intentionally vague so theyre never wrong

I hope to someday return to my ancestors land. F. May the roads rise up to meet you, and may the rain come down to greet you.

same

She would have said no anyway user

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That it's just a normal flu, bro

Honestly I get why, even millennials understand what the boomers have done to the nation and the damage they have wrought. This is their revenge.

Illegals won't get the cash payouts and have no work in restaurants. They are fucked.

A net gain of 56,000 niggers is nothing to be excited about.

10/10

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Protip boyos

Shop at asian grocery stores

based

This tbqh

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I want to encourage all anons to remain respectful to their fellow citizens. Now is not the time to be shitting on each other over petty bullshit.

OH YAY

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why contain it?

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this is a weird website, man

>post yfw even best case scenario will completely fuck up the worlds economy

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All of Europe just closed their borders.
direkte.vg.no/coronaviruset/news/5e6fd3108f872569aae5cf9f

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It is so true. I work in finance sector and soon I'll lose my job XD Fuck me

LOL me right now as well
>breathe slow and through the nose and I'll be fine

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It's too bad, if you were one of the chosen people, Ivanka's lab would test you

did the muzzies cancel going to mosques?

>toothpastes are copying us again

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7 cases
2 deads

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Is the Midwest of America fucked!? Should I drive to Canada? Is it better there?

PUSSIES

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Nah boomers can get fucked. This virus was caused by them selling everything to the fucking Chinese to begin with. This is their punishment for mindless greed. God hates boomers.

Just old man flu bro

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WA State here AMA

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My sister uses one roll per day. Makes mitts out of it.

>we called it the "Shanghai Shivers".

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Why would you go to a country that is not only full of chinks, but is still allowing flights direct from the land of the yellow devil. Just go East or West until you hit the ocean and throw yourself in you fucking brainlet.

Pennsylvania here
Was just out buying liquor and was in a packed building with like 50 people.
Am I gonna die? No I jest.

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Only because chinks told the truth for once in the beginning doesn't mean asking to be safe isn't a good idea. Thanks Kiwibro

waffle stomp it down bro

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kek

You’re describing an assay but the PCR is simpler. You amplify a specific sequence of the virus over 40 replication cycles and check for a phosphorylation signal after each cycle. Phosphorescent components are added to the replicated strand. With enough replicated strands possessing the light emitting component, an analytical machine will detect the signal and return a positive detection result.

any cvg chads can give me the red pill on how the virus works with sources? give it to me straight.

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>white european babies are niggers
>women don't kill white babies
good goy

do they know there's no immunity, or at least very short-lived immunity?

>FLATTEN THE CURVE!!!
So, live with 70% of the economy shut down for a year? Because that's what it entails.

The only way to beat this thing without societal collapse is to try and drop cases to zero as fast as possible, and avoid importing new cases that you can't track until a reliable treatment can be mass-produced. That's roughly what Worst Korea, Taiwan, and Singapore are attempting right now.

Okay I ran it through a fucking translator and read the article
1) The doctor specifically states that these people DID NOT THINK they had any underlying conditions, which later turns out to not be true, they DID have underlying conditions previously unknown to them
2) The doctor specifically literally says: "These people can of course naturally heal over time.. "

i overreacted
just need to learn dutch i guess
houdt van aardappel
mag ik je beffen

Gift in disguise

Turkish shop here still had more than enough pasta and rice, while the supermarkets next door were sold out. Thanks Abdul.

Disgustingly based and OUROBOROSpilled.

Herd immunity

in turkey yes

Canadian border is closed.

This is what we get for bitching about no real happenings

How come Defender-Europe 20 is still going on schedule? Why not postpone it?
Are the soldiers even wearing masks or protective equipment while traveling through Germany, Poland and the other countries on lockdown?
Some people here start to get funny ideas.

he had leukemia tbf

FASTER!!!

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>150,000 masks seized in france

lmao, fucking hoarders.

what's the situation?

Spain president say
"I have proposed to Mohammad Bin Salman that an urgent and extraordinary virtual summit of G20 leaders be convened to assess the situation and draw up a road map. In the coming days, the Saudi leader will convene a G20".

twitter.com/sanchezcastejon/status/1239649290659811341

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How does that work? Do Americans just wake up and have cash deposited into their account or is it really just a tax deduction/refund across the board.

>virus infects mucous membranes as found in the mouth
>faggot:wHaT ABoUt kIsSInG?

Definitely not an extinction level event, but a fair amount of older/immunocompromised people are gonna get fucked. If even a fraction of those people get really sick hospitals may be even more swamped than they already are for the foreseeable future.

italians did an experiment and tested an entire village of 3k+ people and found out that between 50 and 75% of the positives were asymptomatic spreaders

is the vid of him still somewhere to watch?

Isn't she worried she's going to get shot for posting such things

Ireland escalated quickly

Whatever it is, we all agree it was intentional, right?

Trips of truth
Who remembers here when people were saying “this little virus won’t cause a pandemic”
I love this

Don't you guys have loads of people working in North Italy? How do you have 7 cases?

you got cucked by corona-chan lol

>Not knowing a crisis is the prime time to get in a chicks pants
Stop being a faggot and get to banging.

Will Telecom italia go bankrupt?

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Makes sense, look at the long term effects of SARS

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FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

OR here, you ready for the inevitable hordes of Californian diversity coming up I5?

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>IT'S THE BOOMERS
It was never the boomers. Boomers are dumbfucks that didn't know about anything but growing potatoes and bingo. It was always the longnose tribe, don't get distracted.

Everyone is going to go bankrupt

I kinda like Hishiron going full clown, feels more like how she'd finally snap befor....nope not going to say it, relife is a miracle of the universe

No...no they don't
We're fucked.

So what's in for china if society doesn't collapse?

>leukemia

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Ahem
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

DEMAND COLLAPSE FOLLOWS.
DEMAND COLLAPSE FOLLOWS.
DEMAND COLLAPSE FOLLOWS.
i.e.the scales of the pale horse...

So glad I prepped back in January, holy SHIT

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She lives in USA

Are these people taking NSAIDs for fever reduction? Since there's been a rash of people who are in less-risk groups needing ICU treatment in Europe who took an NSAID for fever reduction and then worsened their bout with corona.

KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS
>KRISTOFER HIVJU HAS CORONAVIRUS

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>nettavisen.no/livsstil/kristofer-hivju-har-fatt-koronaviruset/3423938804.html

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Add a decreasing inclination to healthcare system capacity. Doctors and nurses gon die faster than anybody.

why is dick masterson turning into such a cuck over corona chan?

his twitter is no stop beta bitching lol
twitter.com/LABasedComedian/with_replies

is he just mad he cant be a degenerate during the quarantine?

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Well it’s going down boys. I’ll be leaving work today to work from home. I’ll be taking my monitors and docking stations with me to work from home for the next 2 weeks, bare minimum. Surreal.

So that's why the Kushner name sounded familiar.

It won't be extinction leven event yes, but it will make the economy go nuclear. It already has and it has only begun.

what part? boomer valley user here

>Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers"
kek this is actually Joe posting

Boomers are kike familiars.

No idea, I didn't think to save it. Guess I could trawl through my youtube history and find it.

>drop cases to zero as fast as possible, and avoid importing new cases that you can't track until a reliable treatment can be mass-produced
you underestimate stupid people.

potatoniggers, did you hear Charlie Flanagan on Pat Kenny this morning?
You sounded like someone who'd just been pulled from the rubble of a destroyed building.

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I'm enjoying it

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Same
Itll be over in a few weeks bro, the numbers are declining

The economy is rigged for boomers to always win at the poker table. Time to infect these niggers of age groups and turn tables.

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>detoxing from booze in a hospital
>right in the fucking middle of a pandemic
AHAHAHAHAHAHSASAAAA You are so fucked bro!

Oh fuck will they close tobacco stores too?

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With lockdowns people won't die in car accidents etc; so there's that stat too

I cannot imagine how wolrd will look like after this.

>54 new cases today.
>Expect 79 new cases tomorrow.
>Expect 109 new cases on Wednesday
Uh oh

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War.

What the fuck is up with the American response to the pandemic?

Are you really this pathetic?

Literally every other nation is doing a better job, jesus fucking christ.

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>get to banging.
I hope Corona turns into an STD so it will wipe out all you fornicating Yankee pigs.

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salsa?

>DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
n-n-N...N-N-NOTH-NOTHING B-BURGER

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>50 and 75% of the positives were asymptomatic spreaders
This is the scariest part man. People just spreading it, thinking they're fine.

I almost posted that half an hour ago, but I didn't think anyone would give a shit.

Wait nevermind, that was back in early February, fuck that. I don't even know if it records that shit past a month.

>Eighth day in quarantine
>Working from home in pajamas
>Pornhub premium for free
>People singing the national anthem everyday at 18:00 from their balconies
>The outside world is burning

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This pasta was terrible the first time, Nigel

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would be much appreciated

1997

She's going to catch some other shit besides the coronavirus.

DEATH TO AMERICA

Can you fucks at least update the links? All of them return 403 forbidden.

2016

2012, 21st of december.

impossible, i have been told the yellow man has contained the spread

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Global domination

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>Nigeria
>Congo
>Namibia
>Senegal
>S. Africa
>Ethiopia
>Kenya

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I actually like him, that's too bad

That britbong wanted an at-home antibody test though.
Maybe it's the same.

We've known that for at least a week.

The Chinese are fucked after this. They even tried to throw the blame on someone else.

Huh! Yeah! What is it good for?

MAP UPDATE MAP UPDATE

Yep. Normies are losing their shit completely because they don't know how to enjoy life without booze, drugs, and sex.

My girlfriend and I are both out of work being bartenders. Driving Uber Eats to make money for now
ALL Restaraunts are closed, people aren't allowed to be in groups over 50
Etc
>comfy

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ruh roh raggy

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How is food ?

> NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN GOT ACTOR

What's up? Which county?

How much food do you all have left?

It's a problem on your end. Change your DNS. They are literally censoring you.

> Spain reporting in from the lockdown.
!!!!Remember to prep!!!!
There is no problem usually getting basic stuff (rice, bread, milk) in supermarkets, but if you want something more special it's literally impossible!

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