/ptg/ President Trump General - AND STAY OUT Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
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youtu.be/PQvbp6bDjoA
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c
>WHTradeDir Navarro on SunMornFutures 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/zkH2rLIeU7A
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/zYqAYe-Nkc4
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FtN 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on MtP 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/15/20
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>TrumpTweet: THE UNITED STATES LOVES ITALY! 3/14/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/14/20
c-span.org/video/?470387-1/
youtu.be/oIJ4Ph_1kiM
>SG Adams on JudgeJeanine 3/14/20
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>KAC on JudgeJeanine 3/14/20
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>ThiccSarah on WattersWorld 3/14/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141698033001
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470351-1/
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw?t=2635
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MAGA

MAGA

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Trump is gonna bailout the airline industry

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>America deports them to Mexico
>Mexico deports them to Guatemala
>Guatemala deports them to Honduras
It's your turn Nicaragua

I ask all Americans to band together and support your neighbors by not hoarding unnecessary amounts of food and essentials. TOGETHER we will stay STRONG and overcome this challenge!

IF I WERE A BAD DEMO-RAT
I WOULDNT BE HERE
SHILLING HERE WITH YOU NOW WOULD I

Can't wait to hear stories of roasties begging preppers for food

Would this, then, be a good time to buy some airline stock? Asking for a friend.

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>$1k/MONTH FOR EVERYONE!

> OH NO NO NO NO
DEFEND THIS!

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ywn eat those sardines

Nicaragua are commies. They and Venezuela getting isolated is half the point of Trump's policies in the western hemisphere.

AWOO

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Guess who just texted me

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FUCK THE HYSTERIA INDUCING FAKE NEWS

youtube.com/watch?v=4OrwhJU6goQ

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holy crap her genes are strong as hell

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>these Governors and Mayors shutting down public gathering places

Contemporary speakeasies when?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NUKE CHINA RIGHT FUCKING NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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MISS ME YET?

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alright portubro time for the final showdown
Milf vs Loli
which is better?

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According to the National World War II Museum, between 250,000 and 500,000 Hispanic Americans served in the United States Armed Forces during World War II. Thus, Hispanic Americans comprised 2.3% to 4.7% of the Army

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When exactly is the dip? I need to figure out when to sell.

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So....

Now that Trump granted (((Fauci))) dictator powers, now Trump HAS to sign on to the Dem's and Romney's $1000-per-month proposal

If you're going to have a panel of catladies and a elderly twink manlet declare martial law until... August... or July... or somewhere in there whatever, then you NEED to compensate everybody for this inconvenience

I'm saying this as a Trump supporter
>inb4 lame greentext pasta

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MIGA

Even illegals?

Slavs are the máster race

>still supporting this kike
KEK

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>Romney turns into Andrew Yang
How will Yang Gang ever recover?

I've got a stack of Christmas napkins in the guest bath.

Still pandering disinformation I see. You lost the caps lock. That's good. You must have taken your meds.

Easy answer
> Rory

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>zoomer trash: LETS MAKE A TIKTOK WHERE I CALL POOLICE AND TOLD THEM I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER

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guess you didnt watch the debate

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I was just joking about them getting pushed to the next country to the south. Realistically a lot of these people are fleeing El Salvador (which is basically like if if the worst part of Chicago was a country), and they'll be forced to go back there. But that's not as funny so I said Nicaragua instead.

MAGA
Also dont close the liquor stores you fucking demorats

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He better start thinking about that proposal that Romney made for $1k per month while we're on #FauciLockdown... until maybe August

Our hobos will have to usr newspaper. Do you guys use bidets or is that just a nasty Frenchman thing?

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That means 90% of the military was white, then. So white people should be celebrated, right?

Make America Great and Christian Again!

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>I want to die alone and cold,
>And hating myself for every moment of hope that I ever had

>t. Every Trump voter

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Good answer
>still
>no
>rory
>op

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Especially illegals.

>getting text alerts from retard niggerpedes

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>*blocks your path*

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she's like 900 years old i bet her cunny is all dried up and shriveled not like patrician loli cunny

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RIP ZionDon. We got too cocky migabros...

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i like how the establishment stooges just stole his idea and pass it off as a simple solution kek the irony is delicious; i actually feel a little bad for him. this should be a wake up call to any fellow democrats lurking ITT.

I'd be curious to see the breakdown by nationality. I'd assume it was mostly Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

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Wat about niggers and jews.

AHHH, AHHH, AAAAAAAAwOOOO!

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Candace better put this on hold, cuz Trump is going to have to give out checks to everybody now

That's the pitfalls of letting an unelected panel of doctors become dictators.

#FauciLockdown

>MUHH FAKE NEWS
>MUHH TRUMP DROPPING A TWEETER PAGE ON LE FLOOR
>LE MAYMAYMAYMAY MAY
>LE MAY MAY MAY MAY RE RE
fucking kill yourself boomer

>tfw doing the evolution

Ok now post without buzzwords.

it's a bot

>the irony is delicious
>implying the entire point of his campaign wasn't to push this one issue
I'd say he got what he wanted if UBI becomes a thing. He never really had a shot at anything more than a cabinet position or at best a VP spot.

Hi, fellow PA user!

For anyone unaware our liquor stores are state owned.

>$1000 per month
What is this poverty land?

Imagine being the cuck tasked with picking it up.

>2 weeks ago: stocks don't matter they don't affect you stop being happy they are doing well
>now: AHAHAHAHA drumpf is fucking you and crashing the economy

ok now do it without your grandparents dying from cornvavirus

How do you explain that press conference? The states are all following the guidelines of the #FauciLockdown because Trump is the one who anointed him.

>not posting the image with the cumming cock outlines on his shirt that I posted months ago in the topic originally with that image.

If you shoved your grandparents into a nursing home it isn't like you care if they die anyways

KILL ALL WOMEN.

But what crime did the nuke commit in order to be forced to touch China?No. Still a filthy chink.

I mean its probably going to need to be closed to $2k honestly

why do americans cut the penis of their baby at birth?

no really why, think about it logically

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> Do you guys use bidets
Of course
> just wash your butt bros

Dems BTFO!

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>our liquor stores are state owned
are you serious? isn't that socialist? why? wtf?

>19 Jan 2020
Trumpkikes selling you old news

My grandparents aren't 80 year old asians with lung cancer, they're in no danger.

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You first.

topkek the irony of posting this alongside the chosen undead is probably lost on you.

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I don’t understand why shills want me to blame trump for this. I blame the stupid fucking retards panicking just because the tv told them to. Trumps “think about that” tweet is just another reason why I am voting for him. Fuck shills and fuck the media. Thank you for reading my blogpost.

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It's been explained to you for at least 3 threads now. Eventually people will stop replying except for a few unfamiliar with that and you'll feel like a winner. I've seen this a lot. It's called shilling.

I can buy liquor at the grocery store.

This

>But what crime did the nuke commit in order to be forced to touch China?
Sacrifices must be made in order to eliminate the commiechink.

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we need that skin creme nigga

> Trumpkikes selling you old news
Have some new ones

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Their just following the guidelines of the #FauciLockdown

>elderly people dying from the flu
Boring

imma cryin' into mah tacos.

The toilet paper memes are the best thing to come out of this so far.

Are people shilling the potential 1k as a bad thing for Trump?

>"On a real per-capita basis, Canada's economy was shrinking BEFORE COVID-19. Canada had no momentum going into this thing."

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MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>Mitt Romney Suggests One-Time $1000 Payment to Every American to Help Offset Coronavirus Impact
one-time. don't spend it all in one place, anons. meanwhile rich kikes will be divvying up TRILLIONS

MAGA
Also, what happend to the Hong Kong protesters? That was some cyberpunk fun.
Corona was awfully convenient.

Checked. Think about the numbers for a second. According to Jews 6 million of them died in the holocaust and the number of Jews worldwide decreased by exactly 6 million. This means that not a single jew died in the war serving in any army and no jew died of famine, disease, etc.

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>The chinkervirus is Trump's fault

We must resist this new kike narrative

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Yas Forums has been funny too

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My neighbors are not leftists, and we share the same president, so of course I'll share with them.
>Is Trump your president? No? Then you're not really my neighbor are you?
>Borders are imaginary lines on a map and all right?
>"Hey Carl, let's play lefty keep away with this one." *tosses roll overhead*

Can only sell spirits in state owned stores, SC is also like this.

kek

and i should care why?
>also loli cunny is best cunny not some haggard as bitch

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>muh billionaires
No refunds nigger lmao

that sounds insane

Don't give a flying fuck about jew stocks. I have literally 0 money in stocks. We're on #FauciLockdown until August... maybe

I'm going to need that $1000 per month for the extraordinary inconvenience of having my right to free assembly violated

Thanks Hong Kong, you're not so bad

Have some thousand years old MILF

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NH is the same way, but on the other hand also lacks sales and income taxes.

>get extra $1000
>thanks to media hysteria crashing everything
>buy gun with it

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LOOK HE IS CRYING
LET THEM IN

>tfw reading preislamic history
>entire Middle East was Christian or pagan now almost 98% Muslim
Wonder what kind of world we’d be in if that conquest was repelled back to the peninsula...