IT'S FUCKING OVER! NO MORE BOOZE IN PENNSYLVANIA

That's what you get for not selling booze in supermarkets like we do. :^)

>He doesn't know about the secret toilet paper knowledge
youtube.com/watch?v=v-mWK_kcZMs

reminder that all the liquor stores in PA are state-owned

Alcoholics have really weak immune systems, we're almost as vulnerable as fatties, smokers, and of course boomers.

>Find it weird they're only mentioning one store name
>Look it up, you can only buy alcohol from one state ran store in PA
What the fuck

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LOL dunno about this one! Does anyone have any actual data on what closures of liquor stores will do in a pandemic??? Let's ignore the gathering at the store itself as a vector of transmission. What happens with the booze goes away!??!?!

Because Liquor is regulated by the state here. Up until recently you could only get liquor at state stores. PA sucks.

closing bars to stop people gatherings sure, but liquor stores so you can hole up home alone and drink? madness.

maybe brainlets will realize they can use booze as a disinfectant, instead of (out of stock) hand sanitizer; thus, might cause a purchase purge.

>we
thats hot

PA was originally run by puritans, specifically Quakers.

It's actually not that bad tho bc they get gigantic bulk discounts from distributors because they buy so much. There's also no price gouging. I've seen $20 bottles of vodka get priced at $40 or more in some areas of other states because "muh tourists". Not so in PA.

>inb4 superiority meme

The best way to ensure that alcoholics end up in the hospital is to cut them off cold turkey. Cutting off alcohol also seems like a good way to get a shut in and bored as fuck populace to start getting angry.

they better not even try that shit in florida

>martial sharia law

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>Philadelphia liquor stores close on St. Patrick's Day

what could go wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=tf5YjALApUU

Trying to accelerate the chimpout

Quakers were emphatically not Puritans. Read “Albion’s Seed”.

The stores are state run, and our authoritarian governor is shutting everything he can down to pretend like the government can do anything to keep citizens safe.

why are PA people so inbred? I drove thru on my way to NY one time and stopped at a walmart and everyone looked like pic related

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’m good on 2 drinks but am an alcoholic
I need morento taper

We prohibition depression now

I bet people are buying everclear and vodka to make their own hand sanitizers

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I'm tapering too. I've been getting chills, headaches, and a cough, I'm not sure if it's the virus or just basic withdrawals lol

Beer and wine are still available in certain grocery stores, restaurants. Beer is available at beverage distributors.

If the state gouged prices, your mewling would make a little more sense. The PLCB is one of the less fucked government entities.

Similar to the LCBO in Ontario

You went to Walmart. What did you expect to find?

I stocked up over the weekend
Lady behind the counter told me a guy had just come in and bought every handle of everclear they had
Anyway fuck state stores privatize that shit and switch them over to selling weed to shut up their union

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Going there tonight it’s going to be a mad house

It's not one physical store. State stores are everywhere because they make money.

NOO NOT MY BOOZELIINO

Great way to cause a prohibition. Make mafias great again

Whoa what about alcoholics? They're going to get the DTs and can die.

Cloward Piven strategy on hospital services instead of welfare offices
Media needs to get shot

No booze, next no weed. What a great way to get the nogs motivated to loot, rape and kill.

Took a long time, but it was really cute when he was trying to get the beer from the bottom of the cup.

Nah Pitt's a jew town.

Can you buy bottles of liquor online and have it delivered?

why are they doing this fucking idiots. just go delivery

Your sorrow is my freedom. You just listed paradise.

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They give a day and a half notice, so the next 36 hours will be a run on all the liquor stores. They did this on purpose so they'd sell out their stock before they are forced to shut down until this blows over. The state of PA is gonna make a bundle in taxes off of this.

I got a case of champagne
4 bottles of jack
2 bottles of gin
and a shitload of wine and beer

Alcohol is a natural antiseptic, no one of alcoamericans ever get sick with corona-chan.

Only through the state store website
Nobody else will deliver to PA
They literally set up stings where they pull over and arrest people coming back from the big liquor stores just across the border

For non PA fags, liquor stores are separate from "beer distributors". Does this cover those as well or just the wine/liquor stores?

What's going on in that photo?

Black people demanded to be able to loiter at Starbucks

Ok? I'll just go late at night, smash the windows, and grab as many bottles as I can. Why does any of this matter?

Now all you PAfags are going to hop the border to DE and bring your wu-flu with you

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Niggaz gunna go wild man

College sororities also can't have their own houses.

Wow, what the fuck. That's absurd.

heavy drinker here thinking about tapering. that said i don't really get "sick" all that much.