/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2164 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Cat started coofing
Should I be worried?

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Anybody else think there is a war coming? Nations are all closing borders with immediate effect.

SOON

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>We are prepared for the virus
>There is no need to change your behavior
>There is no need for masks
>We won't have to close schools
>We won't have to ban gatherings
>We won't have to close borders
>We won't have to shutdown establishments
>We won't have to impose quarantines
--> YOU ARE HERE We won't have food shortages
>We are still in power

UK will be annihilated btw. Only South Korea tier reactions work.

Also don't expect any"truth" about the virus to come out any time soon. Do you really think they will be like;

>"Why yes, it IS a grade 4 bioweapon, literal flying super lung AIDS!"

It's like the USSR we won't know the truth until it is safe to tell it. I think we all know deep down the reality but to prevent literal Armageddon I get what they are doing. This probably is Agenda 21 though etc and Afrocattleplanet. The struggle starts now because the pieces are in place and it has to be executed right.

Remember good guys don't always win, neither bad guys. Winners, win, user

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no more than 10 people

FOR MONTHS TO COME.

FUGGGGGGGGGGGG

Can't wait to trade resources for oral sex from the bitchy neighbour

Too bad countries don't give a shit about these reports any more and are all praising China for their "containment". China's basically gonna supply countries with staff and supplies, then use that to pressure countries into doing what China wants

BIGGER
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>youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

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What is this itchy throat thing I am having? REEEEEE

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>10 years ago
>"wow look at the loner sitting all by himself"
>"lol what's wrong with him?"
>now
>"wow look at this huge gathering of people"
>"lol what's wrong with them?"

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Only if you've been to China

>somewhat more severe version of the flu
>due to how the Chinese government handled it, it was out of control before it was even officially recognized
>virtually all supply chains for basic goods are probably contaminated by this point, as well as stores and workplaces
>the vast majority of deaths are seniors with preexisting lung issues and young children

Does anybody else not actually care about being infected at this point? It's pretty much inevitable and most of us here(relatively healthy twenty somethings will probably shrug it off. At this point the economy and the political instability seem like bigger issues.

>implying anyone will have the capacity to wage war after a year or two of this

Riots when?

>an 14,991 (853) Spai

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I know, right? The fuck...

Is it going to be easier or harder to get a GF now?

Leafs, did you get your PALs in time?

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what is this, early february?

Soo you fags realize this is already the 2nd wave right? The chinese have been infected since at least october 2019 and have been travelling all over the world. The bad flu wave over december was corona. Nobody tested, nobody cared.

CORONAVIRUS HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED IN AT LEAST 30 OF AFRICA'S 54 COUNTRIES, SAY OFFICIALS.

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ew the anatomy of the c- girl is so retarded

Why did videos from China stop abruptly? We were getting like a few videos a day. Isn't that weird?

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OK, that's it now, I'd like the happening to be over please.

I hope it kills me senpai.

well user, unironically that world looks better than the actual one.

youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4

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>China +36 (+14)
lol what a nothingburger

Decision making time anons, I live in Indiana in one of the cushy suburbs with a bunch of other white conservatives with guns. We have hardly any crime here and debauchery is super low.

Like a functional human bean, me and my wife have already prepped for this since mid February so supplies are not an issue.

My wife has family out in Galleup, NM that are preppers, have firearms, and want us to come to their compound to wait this shit out with them.

Do I -

1. Stay in whitebread gun-touting Indiana, where I know several people my age (30's) that I trust and are fit/carry guns/etc and will be able to network with them.

or

2. Risk it, pack up my supplies and shit and drive to Galleup, NM to stay with a bunch of mormon preppers where I don't know anyone but my wife knows her family, and just pray to jesus that we are able to make it there before the interstates are locked down (20 hr drive)

Basically is it gonna be safer in Indiana or New Mexico? New Mexico is an unknown place for me but I'd be among in-laws and preppers and shit, and Indiana is somewhat close to Chicago I guess. But my network of friends that I know and trust is in Indiana.

more men die than females
do the math

Because they cured it :)

Help! Guys I need the corona movie playlist.
Please

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Legend.

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is this the new cope?

No test for you

How is China getting away with pretending they only have 36 new cases?

No really, how the fuck is the world taking them seriously at all at this point? How do you go from the crazy exponential growth of the virus across the entire country to virtual silence and claims it was put under control? China has to have 100m+ cases at this point.

animefags die first, that's why

Maybe.

How do you guys feel about seeing chinks when you're out? Do you avoid them? Or see others avoiding them?

Wtf I want to pick my nose how do I pick my nose now if I cant even touch my face

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CANCEL THE DENBTS

Went to the store
Everything bought up in the meat section except salmon and ribs. Everything else was gone. No pasta or rice or that milk which stays good in room temperature.
Thank fuck I got my food weeks ago.
It's really freaky seeing things like this.
Bus drivers are giving everyone free rides because they don't want to open front doors or sell tickets, streets are basically dead and empty, stores are empty.
Like some nuclear holocaust going on. Pretty comfy though.
Oh and when I got into the bus there was some boomer coughing her lungs out. This shit is going to cull so many of these old buggers.

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finally

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Only 350 died in Italy today? That's fewer than yesterday. What a complete nothingburger, just a side of dies.

yes. in ontario. we are about to shut down. happy with the boarder closing (except to our guns down south). im truly shocked canadians with symptoms will be stopped from returning. very uncanadian. very bold. did not expect that from trudy.

I'm in Indiana, too, and things seem pretty chill here. If you were around a bunch of niggers I'd say go to NM but I feel safe in my white area in Indiana.

Here you go m8

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Did you miss the law saying they could arrest anyone who talked about the conditions in China? The people who literally live streamed being chased and arrested?

Since there's no Equal Rights Amendment:

Are Women Considered People? Or Property?

Asking for a friend

That's some pretty fucking great animation.

>Empty streets
>ZERO TRAFFIC
>Emptier gyms
>ZERO DUDEBROS
>Most peaceful time to be /OUTSIDE/

You have 5 seconds to convince me to /LOCKDOWN/

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checked. Well that's good. Maybe this really is a nothingburger.

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No, Arad. Cluj seems like a bad place to be right now.

How many people’s livelihoods is it really worth destroying just to keep the small percentage of boomers who are too stupid to wash their hands and keep their distance from others from catching a virus that isn’t even guaranteed to kill them?

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Hey a guestion for OP, how are you holding up? Doing mighty fine job at baking a thread one after another. Keep up the good work!

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Just fuck my global economy up

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Theyre gonna all die arent they?
there's no way nigs have the infrastructure to contain or common sense to not spread it

All of the symptoms 91% of the patients have wenn they're infected with corona.

GONNA GET WRECKED TONIGHT.

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Simple. You stop testing and shoot anyone in the face that sneezes.

Greece will pay the denbts

Serious question
Where are the vids of euros collapsing every where? I haven't seen any. Besides, I now know two people who have tested positive. They are still walking

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alex jones is that you?

REV UP THOSE PRINTING PRESSES BOYOS

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Chinks from weibo
Chinks ruin everything

Godbless Danebro
My gubment made me flee Denmark on Friday and I miss it already
>tfw never got to see Tivoli

Feel like I need to grow up a little more today to make the mettle of what is coming. I'm in my 40s and have seen plenty hard times already. This is going to be a rough ride.

It's been bothering me for a few weeks now. The couple of twitter accounts people shared back in January that were posting videos from all over China, like body bags in hospitals or the hazmat dudes with firearms have gone silent.

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I guess not. You would imagine though that a few idiots would still do it. (or maybe heroes not idiots).

China, Goymany and Japan are lying.

>Mauritius and Madagascar still unharmed

No I'm mentally ill I can't qualify my relatives are hunters though

No just the truth.

>no gatherings over 10 people
>can only go to places for essentials

THERE WILL BE MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE TRUMP, DO YOU EVEN THINK?

id suggest staying where you know your surroundings. also mormons and religious cults are peak spooky, especially in a time like this.

British mentality reminds me of the captain of the Titanic who stayed on board until the end. Posture and class is more important than saving your life.

Also F for bongs

Ireland +54

Heading towards fuckedville

Stay at home

Hey guys how long do symptoms take to progress from your typical light stage 1 sniffle to the Pneumonia?

People were saying you could coof for a week and then be in hospital the next week?

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Will he make it Yas Forums?

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KILL IT BEFORE IT INFECTS YOU

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Ohfucl ohfuck ohfuck.
Bros, last time I quit cold turkey I had a seizure and a fluttering heart.
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck.

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China got better at locking down their media channels by identifying how leaks were getting out in the first place. IIRC they also made leaking basically a capital offense, so anyone caught trying to evade the firewall got their organs harvested.

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I cant wait to be a member of a rabid snorker pack.

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hey senpai. i think i got it. thought it was seasonal allergies. now not so sure. but i live in the middle of nowhere.
will keep you all updated.
hoping for some superhuman powers to emerge.

Ireland now at 223

1k dollars a month?

I NEED HELP!!! BAY AREA IS FORCING EVERYONE TO STILL WORK BECAUSE NON-ESSENTIAL IS NOT CLEARLY DEFINED. CAN ANYONE FIND OUT THE DEFINITION FOR ME I CANT FIND ANYTHING!!!?

The same way China gets away with anything, the world is too scared

I mean I got the "flu" in December and it was 3 weeks of severe symptoms and around 4 weeks after with a dry cough, got tested at the hospital and came back negative of flu. So for all I know a Chinese national got me sick around xmas and I had corona.

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2 years old either tried to suicide or someone was trying to commit its suicide, not only it fell out from 3rd floor, it also had confirmed corona virus. So whole family has it for sure.
This city is mine for memes.

What If we are all infected?

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Who's stocking up on alcohol? All liquor stores in PA gonna be closed soon

Be careful out there

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what gym do you go to? goodlife closed down nation wide. im ordering my squat rack weights etc rn

>dad is coughing hard
oh fuck.

NUMBER OF CORONAVIRUS CASES IN TURKEY RISES TO 47 AFTER 29 NEW CASES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED TODAY

Health Minister Koca says that the 29 new cases are all related to travel to the US, Europe and Middle East

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Yeah it is annoying. And just fucking weird.

Does the government have that much power? Or is it really getting better there? It's frustrating, god damn I hate chinks and the chink government. Annoying ass insects pests

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>Why yes I want to close the borders, how did you know?

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Might be due to the country being ravaged by a decade of civil war maybe? That kinda shit tends to shift priorities as shit already hit the fan over there.

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>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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It's amusing in a sort of way.

That's why i trust only South Korean numbers there. China for obvious reasons and Japan for Olympics.

I I I
I JUST
COOOOOOOFFEEDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stay safe

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The Walking Dead

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OK THATS IT

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yang would be proud

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Why are anti-happening fags being so angry and aggressive lately?

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based indiana bro. I live in Carmel. If this was somewhere neutered like California I'd be shitting my pants but all my rich neighbors have guns lmao

BRAP BROS NO!

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Black Market When?

5-4-3-2-1

what the fuck happened in armenia
+17 cases in a day

you guys didnt get on the 21st century wave of having your liquor delivered to your house? plebs.

This is probably correct.

The Chinese completely ignored the initial outbreak until the disease became so widespread it almost became a political issue, it's entirely reasonable that it spread as part of the regular seasonal flu and was shrugged off because it was mild.

Most statistics on death rates are skewed because most of the symptoms are normal and mild, and only those with more severe symptom seek treatment, giving the false impression that tested vs death data is exemplification of the entire infected population when 80% of infected might just be shrugging it off like a normal cold.

Local leisure complex

But that's probably going to be closed today

Fuck man muhmuh corvid19 gains :(

Remember when we all had zero cases in our countries and we would wait for China's numbers every night. Can we go back to that pls

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YANG GANG SURGING

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4 out of 100 die from this. mostly 80 plus yr old boomers. psyop ruse bigger than the 9/11 brought you by jews inc. fuck outta here, I'm going out tomorrow, the pigs can try and fine me

Was talking about this last night with my roommate. Wondering how drug addicts were going to handle this shit. Might be a good time to get clean at least? We're planning on getting a few bottles and a home brewing kit this week.

youtube.com/watch?v=BW2k9R6EtHk

I am cringing.

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fuck yeah!

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Honestly I didn't care from day one, the death rate is bad yes but its not world ending, at absolute worst i figure maybe 15% which is currently well over double from what it currently is in Italy. Most people are going to live through this but the damage that is being done to the global system is permanent. War is probably inevitable in years to come from this.

i hate everything about our society now.

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>mfw I live in a state that sells liquor in grocery stores

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They're being proven wrong more every single day and can't handle it

if i have an autism diagnosis and i was an american citizen what would the gun law be. would i get cucked?

Guys I just ate 4 doughnuts and 3 slices of pizza... should I order dominos it's 50% off today??!

They're upset they can't get their chicken tendies now

F

this is the bad end timeline

Håper da faen meg ikke det

What are the symptoms? I think I might have it.

4/100 is 144,000,000 deaths in a year if half of the world's population gets it.

fuck off cope shill
corona puts lesions in ur balls dont get infected

So since we're going to be stucked at home for months should I learn to code?

1 THOUSAND DORRA

lets hope this is the case

What happened to the cure Australia said they had? Just bullshit to raise morale?

>Doesn't mention lung laceration, testicular damage, liver failure for "recovered"
You first chang

Use some small scissors to cut your nose hairs or you can use tweezers to pull them out.

Easier. Women crave protection so if you've got a gun and some supplies you'll be set.

what took you so long

AND CHINA WILL PAY FOR IT. YES THEY WILL!

Our society deserves to burn

Remind me, does the Bay Area soft lockdown still keep postal and parcel services running? Or are my Amazon purchases stuck until after it lifts?

I had it for 2 weeks, i had business partners over from china for 4 days in late november. I also had the symptoms the leading corona expert of germany is now describing - loss of smell and taste in the later stages.

look at him and laugh.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-16/amlo-won-t-stop-hugging-mexican-fans-amid-accelerating-pandemic
>Mexico’s President Won’t Stop Hugging Fans Amid Accelerating Pandemic

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no drug addict will be the fist one to start breaking into peoples houses

Hold the fuck up, does this mean we're all dead?

>THE END IS NIGH

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Reinfected fags BTFO
>you can’t be reinfected
Reinfected fags BTFO
>pic related
It’s not happening

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Every fucking thread, you are doing the lords word.

100% stay in Indiana.

THIS KILLS THE BRAPFAGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ordering a case of Jonny Walker and a few cases of Zinfandel, RN, thank god for Brown Jug bush orders, AK.

This is some last days of the roman republic type shit. Patronage to buy votes.

Oh the government has that much power. No doubting that. They have no trouble killing off some unpleasant people.

YANGGANGYANGGANGYANGGANG

i know user, it sucks. find a way to work out still. im going to start doing yoga also

Have you never been on /k/?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Jq23tepX1zw

Oven it

ABCs will be fine, r-right?

>male nurse
>i think

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Can this actually happen? I wanna buy so many video games and just blackout in isolation

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>Can we go back to that pls
There's no going back, Seamus. Not where we're going.

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>dude trust me

There is still hope, Madagascar is clean

'buzzfeed'....

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>"I don't think"
Hmmmm

Spring allergies starting up

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>Great Depression 2: electric boogaloo
>Moonshing and running becomes a profession again
Holy shit

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*coughs*

>Source:trust me bro

Due to how our economy works, where money directly correlates with value, those boomers literally prop up most of the economy with their luxury cars and houses.

The entire wealth generating middle upper class is just old people who've accumulated money over the years.

which of these are actually good

SAVE THIS IN THE PASTEBIN

"Doctor in #Wuhan says experts “madly” signing off discharging documents so that the quarantine can be over. This is out of political considerations. He is very much worried this would cause huge problems. "

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239643218452590598 (embed)

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Guys, should I prep?

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So the question is, why is the world being shut down because of this?

Here, have some OC

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I wish.

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Why should I trust something that quotes Biden

also
>what is inflation

just joined the /lockdown/ club it's gonna be fun
tourists get fucked

so? that's your average year living in india

Thanks

Yang 2020 sweep?

The mall I usually frequent has shit ton of boomers. Don't fret, already prepped, but goddamn things won't be the same after this

Does that mean they are going to start shooting the infected?

Some anons were posting the twitter feeds of satellite internet users like that Iris78 woman who was still criticizing the Communist government.

Just left the store, rate my haul.

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I got just the next two weeks off. Paid too. Corona chan is alright in my book

Anons in locked down states/countries, what sort of services are still open? If I get home and can't buy car insurance I'm kinda fucked

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Anyone got the Address of the Local Speakeasy?

Have TP to trade.

Pizza is unironically one of the safer takeout foods you could eat. Even if the pizza got coofed on the iron would burn it up and the food generally goes right into a box after cooking.

Not saying there isn't some risk involved, but it's better than a salad or something.

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Problem is a mild case can also include pneumonia, amazing how everyone keeps "forgetting" that.

Which one of you did this?

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twitter.com/realavalouiise/status/1238915362470625292

‘#Coronavirus challenge’… it’s a thing

21yo Ava Louise is basking in viral attention after licking a toilet seat on a plane

She also said that ‘coronavirus is for poor people’ and she hopes it will take her out next, so that she never gets old and ‘ugly’

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OH BOY INFLATION WHEN THE ECONOMY IS ALREADY VERY UNSTABLE OH BOY

CAN'T WAIT TO BURN REICHSMARKS

There is so much viral DNA out there that this will most likely never go away and be the new seasonal flu

>War is probably inevitable in years to come from this.
If you're taking requests, do either a sand war in durka land or a jungle jam. Something far away from my tiny peaceful country.

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That's what I expect is most likely to happen. Thank fuck my neighborhood doesn't have a problem with that.

Here you go chief

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Really seems that it's for fucking real this time.

Just listening to the golden oldies now

youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg&list=PLZweUepVESZrJSi6zhW19ltZFGCq_drbt&index=1

Why do normies need to shit so much

>and she hopes it will take her out next, so that she never gets old and ‘ugly’
Uh, based?

We told you to stock up on booze in January

A CVG is that house. Max comfyness

Dude wtf same. I couldn't taste or smell anything and even now my sense of smell is still worse than before. Hopefully getting it once doesn't mean a lifelong infection without building immunities.

Is he panic dancing?

You could have colonised Jupiter if you weren't so fucking drunk all the time

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>tfw virus-laden gaseous plume

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Better to keep them long, everytime I trim my nose hairs I wind up getting a sinus infection from all the crap that my nose hairs normally block.
Also, holy fuck whats whit this captcha?

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Fags were never gonna make it

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We will live, until we die

Kropiwnicki fejs

Well obvious, if it spreads through fecal materia if someone dont clean well thats what you get

Incapable as they always did

there arent many old people, they gonna be ok

Go ask /g/. I'll be watching porn, reading or trying to read books and manga, playing video games and trying to work out.

War is always inevitable.

7/10. hand sanitizer is missing

That’s good oc

10/10

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rest in piss

>7100 dead
>world is on the verge of collapse
The (((media))) is using this all as a ploy to enslave the goyim.

you should probably watch 'The Wall' by Pink Floyd user, good quarantine material for sure

THIS TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

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Considering how many people are alcoholics I wonder if we start to see a dramatic spike in withdrawals and crazy shit in the next week or so. like thousands of people flooding the medical systems

holy shit, this really is it anons

>but it's better than a salad or something
>american flag
lol

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Bro stock up while you can and gradually taper. But you have to taper

sars antibodies last up to 6 months
there is no reason to think you are lifetime immune from this

you did apparently

Brazilian boomers keep denying it

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>should I prep?
You're already a few months late, friend

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wrong. about 50-60 million die worldwide from all causes. now throw an extra 177-230 million onto that and consider the fact that this barely affects nogs and hispanics.
you're retarded if you don't see how bad this is. and that's not even considering the fact that this might be seasonal.

everyone on social media or is an "influencer" are fucking idiots.

Lmao, it's real.

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You haven't seen shit, son.

There's literally nothing else to do in a pandemic, riots soon.

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>over seven THOUSAND dead already
What the fuck? I thought it was at like 5k two days ago, and we were only at 6500 even as soon as yesterday. How the absolute fucking shit are people dying that fast???
>trusting Chinese numbers
OF COURSE THEY FUCKING LIED TO US THAT CHINK COLD IS KILLING FAST

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doesnt matter, chad will survive and virgins wont. competition will remain the same

can you fuck off Muhammed, the whites are talking

we should hit 1 million cases worldwide by march 25.

>but the damage that is being done to the global system
Good, globalization is a blight upon humanity.

My plan.

Don't cut off all the hairs, just the nose hairs that get longer than the rest and causes the itching.

since when did daniel craig look like jeff foxworthy

>and she hopes it will take her out next, so that she never gets old and ‘ugly’

daaaamn... i would have never thought that i would agree with her

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>go to the local market
>all the different pasta and spaghetti sauces are the only few things fully stocked
ur boi is living like an italy for awhile

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based

Also I will add, that this street is full of slums. It will be hot spot for corona. Expect quad digits end of this month lads. It's so fun :D

I’ve got enough burgers in my kitchen to last for a long time. So comfy. Thank you based Yas Forums! Nothingburgers Fuck You!

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While they traveled the world, I coomed.
While they hoarded supplies, I coomed.
While they shut down the world, I coomed
While they starting coofing, I coomed

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It took over a month for my taste to recover, smell was basically back when i was up and running again. We're being lied to.

Here is the article of the german expert, perhaps with a good translater it becomes readable

faz.net/aktuell/gesellschaft/gesundheit/coronavirus/virologe-hendrik-streeck-ueber-corona-neue-symptome-entdeckt-16681450.html

Because panic is caused by the lowest common denominators of society, and the government responds to panic and not reality due to political and economic implications.

Plus older generations hold a lot of wealth, fear mongering is causing instability and distrust, and governments are trying to protect their economies with preventative efforts. Government has an obligation to try to stop any deaths, especially when people are actually paying attention which they are right now.

You know what I meant, pastanigger

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>When you bring your sexdoll on the airplane

>andrew jackson
they've come a long way

Thanks for producing new content on these dire times

Mine already started, her husband is really pissed at it.
It's great, and my wife is fine with it because the way she sees it without my prepping it she would have been the one trading her body.
Let's hope this lasts a good hear or two, I wanna enjoy this

Is he infiltrating a trailer park in the next Bond movie?

My restaurant has cases and cases of pasta/tomato sauce. Boss says if long term lockout we can take some.

This is known as "Greek kiss" here.

Party stores still open?

I wasn’t feeling so hot today and scored a 99.3. I’m still in the clear right?

We were joking about this at work. I mean, the fever and everything...?

Get infected racist bigots, it's just a flu, once you get infected you will have immunity

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make sure you load up on onions, garlic and herbs. don't be some some faggot that just heats up standard no-flavor sauce and dumps it on noodles. Ideally get San Marzano and puree them.

Imagine dying because someone shit themselves.

god i wish that were my face in her ass

i knoww but it was funny out of context lol

Antarctic also has a case

>a leaf
>not a fag

Pick one bud

Friendly reminder how accurately this guy predicted it. It's gonna be bedlam and chaos in the streets as martial law orders finally come down and they open up the FEMA camps and just write off government murders as "killed by pneumonia"

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And you know fully well what happens when one of you starts talking about salads.

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I hope so

should put it in Alphabetical order

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>Any reason condoms should be used?

The absolute state of faggots

its just like everyone forgets the virus is highly mutable and all the nothingburguers and people seeing those vaccine propaganda forget SARS never had a effective and safe vaccine and antibodies stay at most for half a year

100k people confirmed. Breaking the 1M confirmed line in less than two week? Or have we capped out completely on test kits?

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Now you can wish in HD

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They should practice social distancing, everyone should.

a guy form the Mormon church was one of the first 10 confirmed positive cases in Houston, Texas

will do, thanks for the reminder

to early I reckon. Not before April

>we are running out of toilet paper lol
>rumors of the toilet paper supply line dwinding
Its just psyops to prevent people from doing runs on the bank. Theyd rather people just do runs on tp.

top bantz m8

Truth is, we were all infected from the start

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by april more like

This is it. The turning point where we all need to admit that we're fuck. When in the last time of Irish history pubs were closed ?

CDC won't authorize a test unless you have coof and 103 temp :^)

I pass, Mr. Noseman

>this barely affects nogs and hispanics
uhmm no

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of course war is on the menu in situations like this.but htey have to deal with the treatment of infected first because fighting while parents/grandparents/sick people of younger age dying back home is low morale 100%.There got to be a strong sign that now 'we can go to war',i mean war,not some random missles striking some targets.That will take months though

hi doggo

>tfw virus-laden gaseous plume

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>Just got an email from my institute saying the government needs volunteers to help analyze samples because the system is overloaded already.

Help

fucking women lmfao

bueno...

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Lmao I went to the store and it was cleared out with signs saying only 2 per customer. The only things left were tomato tetra packs from italy.

You don't need a PAL for a crossbow or an antique firearm. Webley revolvers converted to 45 ACP fit the bill for an antique, just make sure to use weak loads so it doesn't explode in your hand.

>Infection literally by being in the same room without masks
>Do I need a condom?
fags

From racist to ironic anti-racist but deep inside racists

> let's all join the army for war
> one person with corona also joins army
> entire army ded

More locations mean more testing capacity. Europe and the US started locking up though so we should see a decrease in daily numbers there eventually. Third world shitholes is where it will keep spreading but they can't test.

I get to see how boomers are up close when they come to my fucking state each year, now they're buying all my shit and you want me to help?

Not today boomer, I'll help by getting the virus and going to nursing homes and country clubs, I'll go downtown and smear my coronavirus filled shit on their lexus door handles.

I'll coof on every decrepit fucker that cuts me off going 20 below the speed limit. The age of the boomer is over. If only you died when your husband did none of this would've happened to you.

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The Spanish flu started killing only infants and the very old. Friendly reminder that it mutated a year later and started killing massive amounts of people in their 20s and 30s just a year later. So at this rate yeah it might start taking us all out six months later.

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The wrath of the rake loometh menacingly lad.