/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2163 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

do we have an album with failed masks / suits?

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lol fuck americans, based bill

Fuck boomers

Let them die, we should just kee living normally and let these fuckers die

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Italy in month

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What are you guys going to do when militias start fighting national guard over quarantines? Free States rising food trucks being raided

demented burger

>250,000 deaths predicted in the UK
>250,000 deaths predicted in the UK

>The team whose modelling estimates advised Cobra are presenting their modelling. They modelled controlled spread and realised 250,000 would die. Now advise stronger intervention to suppress - but no idea how long it will need to be in place. #coronavirusuk

twitter.com/whippletom/status/1239619001522761728?s=20

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Give it to me straight with no meming, this bullshit is over isn't it? I'm not getting my happening and I'll have to work for the rest of my life won't I?

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>summer rally
That's not how you spell depression.

IT’S OVER

>AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS FIND CURE FOR CORONA CHAN

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5

>A team of Australian researchers say they’ve found a cure for the novel coronavirus and hope to have patients enrolled in a nationwide trial by the end of the month.

>University of Queensland Centre for Clinical Research director Professor David Paterson told news.com.au today they have seen two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes.

>He said one of the medications, given to some of the first people to test positive for COVID-19 in Australia, had already resulted in “disappearance of the virus” and complete recovery from the infection.

>One of the two medications is a HIV drug, which has been superseded by “newer generation” HIV drugs, and the other is an anti-malaria drug called chloroquine which is rarely used and “kept on the shelf now” due to resistance to malaria.

>“Our doctors were very, very surprised that a HIV drug could actually work against the novel coronavirus and there was a bit of scepticism,” he said.

>“That first wave of Chinese patients we had (in Australia), they all did very, very well when they were treated with the HIV drug.

>“That’s reassuring … that we’re onto something really good here.”

HAPPENING CANCELLED

You guys think this already fucked up situation ended up being more fucked up due to widespread internet panicking?

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this picture exist.

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love the progression

I cant go on living like this. I will go out and lick some doorknobs.

>Netherlands on lockdown, 17 million people
>archive.is/7dNlc
It's not even a lockdown. Everyone is still going to work except school teachers and sex workers. Fuck my life

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Don't worry it's a meme virus that is being used to cover a military operation to arrest the deep state

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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What would it take for him to take this seriously? People bleeding from the eyes?
> So a couple of people bled to death from their eyes. Big deal.

FORSYTHIA HERE

More like 2 million, sorry

How is Rationing food going to work in the 21st Century?

Back in WW2 people mostly ate farm produce rather than ready made stuff

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_death_deities#Chinese_mythology
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wen_Shen

What does "flatten the curve" mean? I understand that too many infected and too little hospital bed and care will lead to a lot of suffering. But why are normies treating this explanation of what is going to happen, as if its a plan? Something that will save them? They never explain how to prevent more infections, they just repeat the same shit, over and over and over..
>flatten the curve bro

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Did I miss any BIG HABBENINGS over the past 8 hours?

Also post funny covid19 memes.

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So?

>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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I read this is Rogal Dorn's TTS voice

millitas have been de-fanged for years

This level of delusion is hillarious

Holy shit, my friend just told me they have thrown out everyone out of thier government dorms and are making it to a hospital now.
Im in NRW

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Is there any newer version of this?

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why sad music? We immune nyugah

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The National Guard in the U.S. are the militia.

QUIT YOUR JOBS AND STAY HOME OR GTFO INNAWOODS
Or this government will kill everyone jerking off to the tune of "ITS A FLU BRO"

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What would ever make you think this is over dude lol

The virus won't do shit, it's the dead economy that will get you. You'll be BEGGING to work and there will be no one to listen.

My parents bought 2 face masks for themselves but they didn't get shit for me or my grandparents who live with us... What the fuck bros?

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WEST VIRGINIA, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? I BET YOU ASSHOLES STILL HAVE TOILET PAPER, TOO.

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>lads just try going to the pub a bit less, ok?
based Boris, quarantiners seething

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Guys I know thr way to become rich after this.
>attend senior estate sales
>scoop up rare antiques and hard to find shit for cheap
>resell afterwards
You'll be fucking rich

just herd immunity bruv lol

Are we going keep going on like this for months? Pubs and restaurants are closed. No sports on. No social gatherings. Thousands out of work. Businesses going bust.
It's not getting better anytime soon.

We just gonna have to HERD it at some stage and get on with life.

S E C O N D W A V E

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239643218452590598?s=20

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There are no cure for viruses
Sell your snek oil somewhere else

Imagine being this retarded.

I have mild tightness in my chest and started coofing a lil bit today. Should I be worried?

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Canada closing borders
SF on lockdown along with other surrounding areas by midnight tonight
DOW dropping to nearly below 20K

The average American yard is 5.6 acres. We will be fine.

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We have nothing.

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>tfw bought my masks, filters, gun (fuck Maryland) and ammo months ago
WUZ

This picture triggers my hay fever.

NBA cancelled
1 dead 100% nigger in Sudan (unlike bleached mulattoes in the americas)

What's your bet for your country's final outcome?

>Macedonia 19, dead: 0
For me, I think ~200 cases and

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Bill Maher will cough to death on June 14th, 2020.

Fuck off chink

And the virus still hasn't even kicked off in the US yet

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I have a Swedish coworker who does not give a flying fuck about this virus. He's still on the "just a flu bro" train despite Denmark shutting down their borders, and he refuses to take any precautions, such as sanitizing his hands even if there's free hand gel everywhere at work.

I legit want him to get infected.

I can't live like a fucking incel
I'm hating this
If they close my gym it's ogre

STOP THE HAPPENING
FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anyone with a Twitter account want to give me a bit of an engagement boost? Trying to cynically exploit the panic to sell shit merchandise

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Based parents also move out asap

I will never beg to work. Fuck this jew economy. I hate my job and would be happy subsistence farming.

Why are Americans so retarded?

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>mild lockdown
>non-food stores are all closed and people are told to stay the fuck home
>young normies don't give a shit, get the coofing, infect their family members
>old normies don't care either, get the coofing, clog up hospitals coofing up their lung tissue and infect hospital personel

Then again, what is the lockdown even good for? China can enforce all kind of things that are not possible in democracies. They wield the doors of houses, have fanatical party officials montior citizens every move. Hundreds of millions of people are essentially under quarantaine, but still corona spreads.

Perhaps the dumbfuck brits with their herd immunity are right. We can't stop it.

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theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/18/uk-hospital-apologises-for-signs-to-coronavirus-isolation-facility-middlesbrough
>An NHS hospital trust has apologised for not providing “robust signage”
>Woman instead wandered into the oncology department.
>had developed flu-like symptoms after visiting Singapore and Hong Kong
>“pods”
>However, she was forced – along with her husband and their son – to visit one department after another within the hospitaland staff office
>“We went to the general outpatient reception to be met with alarm"
>coming into close contact with a number of staff members
>test showed they did not have coronavirus
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So it's pretty much confirmed now that he was right?

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ALMOST HEAVEN
WEST VIRGINIAAAAAA

No one needs to work with universal income for all

atleast you didn't get scammed for 50 million masks

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>living in NRW when you could live in Ba-Wu or Bavaria
Never gonna make it

Fed Rate = 0%. Vacation homes will come on the market as people realize it is going to last a year+ and not weeks and they have revenue to pay their mortgage. Then the floor will fall out from under them on pricing. This will cause primary homes to fall a people move into vacation properties to live. CA will pass more protect the renter laws and then people will quit paying rent and landlords will be forced to foreclose leading to another housing crisis and of course banks will need to be bailed out AGAIN!

china.org.cn/opinion/2020-02/18/content_75712742.htm
>The American entry ban on foreigners who have recently spent time in China has already prevented many students, researchers, businesspeople and travelers with legal visas from entering the United States. Yet this is unnecessary
>A few other countries, most notably Australia, followed the U.S. example, but the majority of countries have not
>Canada's leaders pointedly said they were "following the recommendation of the World Health Organization"
>WHO recommends against travel bans is because they are ineffective. They impose costs on the target country
>The United States and Australia are fully capable of dealing with the risks of Coronachan decisions can be much more easily explained by nationalism
>Jumping to simplistic answers for complicated issues is never a reasonable way to solve problems.
>the travel ban may well harm the reputation of the U.S
archive.is/VIeAe

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Pls cancel the global debt, stop being jew for a while

Rate my prep

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WTF