/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2162 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>Dead: 7,128
lol, still only 7,128.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,128? Four days? Five days?

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Coronavirus: Over 2,000 health workers infected

(ANSA) - Rome, March 16 - Over 2,000 Italian health workers, including doctors and nurses, have been infected with the coronavirus, hospital doctor union Anaao-Assomed head Carlo Palermo told ANSA Monday, saying this was a "frightful number, and this situation puts health facilities in further difficulties".

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>British actor
checks out

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Post videos that can cheer you up during this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=V7upGDr6wCo
youtube.com/watch?v=88Ti7xcdt6o

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Trump looked a lot better today than the last couple of times he spoke. Now there's talk about a vaccine coming up. Does anyone have the screenshot stating if things hot too bad in the US that the United States had a plan to get rid of it almost immediately.

Theres no vaccine dont be dumb

Jap skit about using too much toilet paper
youtube.com/watch?v=iygnjMFvTKQ

My cooking job hasn't closed yet. :(
Save me

I HATE THE FILTHY SHIT EATING CHINESE , THE PARASITIC PLAGUE PRODUCERS MUST DIE .

ALL THE WORLDS GOVERNMENTS SHOULD DECLARE WAR ON CHINA FOR MURDERING THEIR CITIZENS , THIS WAS AN ACT OF WAR BY CHINA.

NUKE THEM NOW

GAS ALL CHINKS RACE WAR NOW

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French president just officially declared a lockdown, for "at least two weeks"", starting tomorrow at noon.

French fags, post your lockdown face.

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add to Poland another 21

whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/call-action-tech-community-new-machine-readable-covid-19-dataset/

Government USA call Tech community

They JUST said during the press briefing that the vaccine still has to go through a full year of testing.

Trump sounded absolutely demoralized. His tone and his body language betray his feeling that this country is beyond fucked

Its over isn't it?

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you'll be alright if you can be around steaming water

>phase 1 trial
>literally first injection given
>going to be ready soon
Imagine being this stupid

RIP GERMANY

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Spread this point every time someone goes muh vaccine: It will take, NO FEWER THAN 12 MONTHS TO HAVE A VACCINE. Anybody that says ANYTHING else doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Lads do I have a chance to move to Asia right now? Will Japan/Korea/Taiwan accept me? Are the flights still running? Europe is fucking doomed

ONCE MADAGASCAR GETS INFECTED THAT'S GAME

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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TOMORROW WILL BE EVEN MORE GLORIOUS

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Florida update: They are no longer differentiating by county. Too many cases. To date there have been 137 state residents infected including 4 deaths, and 18 nonresidents.

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Don't worry, friend, china is already on it

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how will you go out and catch frogs to eat now ?

>We are prepared for the virus
>There is no need to change your behavior
>There is no need for masks
>We won't have to close schools
>We won't have to ban gatherings
>We won't have to close borders
>We won't have to shutdown establishments
>We won't have to impose quarantines
--> YOU ARE HERE We won't have food shortages
>We are still in power

UK will be annihilated btw. Only South Korea tier reactions work.

Also don't expect any"truth" about the virus to come out any time soon. Do you really think they will be like;

>"Why yes, it IS a grade 4 bioweapon, literal flying super lung AIDS!"

It's like the USSR we won't know the truth until it is safe to tell it. I think we all know deep down the reality but to prevent literal Armageddon I get what they are doing. This probably is Agenda 21 though etc and Afrocattleplanet. The struggle starts now because the pieces are in place and it has to be executed right.

Remember good guys don't always win, neither bad guys. Winners, win, user

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Based

Idris Elba fucked Trudeau wife
Idris Elba fucked Trudeau wife
Idris Elba fucked Trudeau wife
Idris Elba fucked Trudeau wife

>index numbers mean anything to anyone other than a few jews and wealthy WASPs in suits

>nobody cared about me
>untile I wore a mask
>SO I BECAME
>GARLICMAN !!!1
>destroyer of pussy

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Tuning in to the Gary Network.

Will never buy from a chink shop again

i really like mike pence, very professional

actually on the contrary, it always closes green the next day

Gary, your posts are starting to be genuinely frightening could you maybe do something to lighten them up, like adding a cute anime girl or something, k thx

Majestic, thanks user

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The algorithms and people realized it wasn't getting better and everything went into free fall.

he obviously knows this virus is more deadly than we are being led to belive and hes worried for his own life

What a lovely day, I had to update this image.

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I think they would. Maybe they will force you into quaratine, but Japan isn't even cancelling the damn olympics.

FUCK CHINK

I have some bad news for you

I just imagine a cute anime loli under the outfit and smile

Cases

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#Shadowy Cult/Church Is at Center of Coronavirus Outbreak in South Korea
archive.is/agLaL
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*The church’s leaders have been accused of deliberately withholding information about its membership, stymying the health authorities’ efforts to trace and test every person who might have come into contact with someone infected with the virus. Shincheonji’s founder could face murder charges.*
nytimes.com/2020/03/09/opinion/coronavirus-south-korea-church.amp.html?0p19G=003
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*Official in charge of fight against the virus in western Daegu admits being member of cult after testing positive; 50 coworkers quarantined*
archive.is/K8e64

*90,000 Shinji cult members unaccounted for*
archive.is/YiTjV

*More than 1.2 million citizens have called for the secretive church to be disbanded._ *New York Times 3/10/20*
archive.is/azR0n
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*Smartphone apps help identify the church’s 1,100 once-obscure facilities in South Korea, most already plastered with “off-limits” signs by disease-control officials.*
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*"South Koreans were outraged when it was revealed last month that church members had received a message telling them to deny their affiliation with Shincheonji and to keep proselytizing even after the outbreak was reported among its congregation."

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Deaths

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I... I think this is the most likely scenario.

When do the suits start jumping from windows?

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Fuck you gary it's happening

The opening credits have not even finished rolling yet.

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Is treadues's bull infected???

> bad news
Like?

haha based doggos

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How the fuck...

>We won't mass scale crematories.

A recent picture of them together. We should meme this.

Ummm, yeah I'm thinking this guy is based.

Tommorow when it nose dives

it probably already is. think the only flights there are a 14hr one from paris, one from south africa, and maybe another between it and reunion.
>they haven't tested for it yet b/c is shithole

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Think he's worried about his children, user. He's a good man who has seen the abyss.

Canned frogs and snails, actually.

Test

>NOOOOOOOOOO THE TOILET PAPERINOOOOSSSS NOOOOOOOOOO THE HECKING ROLLS

Has Switzerland stopped testing?

It's a meme you gimp

flesh wound

Not even Beethoven was as bad as these fuckers

I'm with you.

In UK it seems the only people affected are rich twats just back from holiday or people who have been in contact with those twats.

Is the only reason the media cares so much because it is affecting the rich more than the poor?

>drumpf
>a good man
are you durmpfoids actually this retarded?

Another one for the history books

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He coughed?

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FASTER CORONA-CHAN FASTER!

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But seriously, will China be punished for lying about the fatality rate?

Didn't someone mention chloroquine in regard to covid19 a while back?

Tomorrow Spain will become dark red. Blame letist government and feminists for that
>A total of 120,000 people went to the streets to celebrate Women's Day.
lavanguardia.com/vida/20200308/474016671652/dia-internacional-mujer-2020-8-marzo-feminismo-manifestacion-madrid-barcelona-sevilla-valencia-bilbao-ultima-hora-en-directo.html

Except going to toil in an open office with 100 other coofers right goy?

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what a time to be alive

Dude murdered him on purpose, I think
Look how relaxed he is as he pulls him off of it.

JORDAN UNDER LOCKDOWN, CURFEW TO BE IMPLEMENTED SOON AND MARTIAL LAW TO BE DECLARED TOMORROW, 20+ CASES AND THE FIRST CASE THAT SUPPOSEDLY RECOVERED IS RE-INFECTED.

>JORDAN UNDER LOCKDOWN, CURFEW TO BE IMPLEMENTED SOON AND MARTIAL LAW TO BE DECLARED TOMORROW, 20+ CASES AND THE FIRST CASE THAT SUPPOSEDLY RECOVERED IS RE-INFECTED.

JORDAN UNDER LOCKDOWN, CURFEW TO BE IMPLEMENTED SOON AND MARTIAL LAW TO BE DECLARED TOMORROW, 20+ CASES AND THE FIRST CASE THAT SUPPOSEDLY RECOVERED IS RE-INFECTED.

>JORDAN UNDER LOCKDOWN, CURFEW TO BE IMPLEMENTED SOON AND MARTIAL LAW TO BE DECLARED TOMORROW, 20+ CASES AND THE FIRST CASE THAT SUPPOSEDLY RECOVERED IS RE-INFECTED.

You aren't even a burger, you shouldn't even care

>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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They are done for

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>DRUMPFF BAD

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Trump needs to now strongarm that nigger in chief at the WHO to coordinate lockdowns globally, or else staggering this shit will just have it re-emerge

he got better tho right?

based boxers

What are you on about? You have no idea what the 50 who are dead are like. They showed a picture of one of them on the news (the youngest death in the UK) he looked common as fuck

So fucking angry right now !!!!

>Go get more supplies
>Go to supermarket
>There's this really fucking sick looking guy wearing a mask
>Really looks like he is ULTRA FUCKING SICK
>Keep an eye on him
>Suddenly the asshole takes off his mask
>starts coughing on everything
>WTF?!?!!?!?!?!
>puts mask on again
>I try to hurry to get out of there, grab last things
>go to the line to pay
>run into him again
>keep my distance
>takes off the mask again
>coughs straight on the chashiers face
>leave my things and get the fuck outta there

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WILL IT GO BELOW 20K?

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The female's face betrayed her true feelings about it. Also, I still think Trump is infected. Look at the faces of the people behind and around him, and consider how he's handled the varrious questions about his being tested (even though I do not think it is fair or right to ask such questions, and I agree that lying would be best). If he is sick, I hope most of the fucking piece of shit "reporters" got infected. youtube.com/watch?v=_BNLqQMpsII

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Roits in the streets when???

you got some subs, nuke the fuckers

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Drumpf Neutral Evil

...

Well I just got a month of free money for no work.
Thanks corona chan.

read
emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/

Because he's being asked to sacrifice his second term in order to fight the plague, and he probably knows just like we all do the plague was always going to win from the beginning...

It's only just begun.

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>Now there's talk about a vaccine coming up.
Wishful thinking

>Eight out of the top 10 just from this year

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Get this, it's a larger percentage drop than the crash that caused the great depression. Number 2 in history only second to Black Monday.

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>Died: 7,128
>#2162
7128/2162=3.2965
Just earlier today this number was 3.05
WE'RE ACCELERATING

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Remember a few weeks ago people were just like it's a flu bro don't worry don't prep? Hope you are razzing those fools

Is fapping ruining your immune system or helping it? I need to configure my weapon against pic related.

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Not gonna lie the past few weeks made me see Trump as a human being.
How he talked with his team before and after the announcement when cameras were still rolling. His tone just shows how worries he is, he does drop nullshit from time to time but even he dosnt know what the fuck is going on.

fed gonna pump tomorrow, but maybe on wednesday

SPREAD THE FLU TO BOOMERS!
ULTIMATE FREE REAL ESTATE
Imagine all of this filth trash dying and getting all their shit. They are keeping the economy down.

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I just got back from Walmart. They had a cop guarding the toilet paper, or the pallet they were bringing from the back - 1 pack per person, and it was gone before they could put it on the shelf. I think he was supposed to stop people from taking it off the pallet as they moved it, but he failed.

YES PRINTER GO BRRRRRRR
VALUE GOES DOWN