MAJOR HAPPENING

CALIFORNIA COUNTIES PUT ON LOCKDOWN

RESIDENTS ORDERED TO NOT LEAVE THEIR HOUSE AT ALL

latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-16/nine-san-francisco-bay-area-counties-ordered-to-shelter-in-place

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Yea not gonna happen

Six counties in the San Francisco Bay Area will be placed under a shelter-in-place directive by public health officials in a bid to slow the spread of the coronavirus, a move that will close virtually all businesses and direct residents to remain at home.
San Mateo Mayor Joe Goethals said he believed that the order, to be issued Monday afternoon, will put the six counties on perhaps the most restrictive public health footing anywhere in America since the outbreak of the potentially deadly coronavirus. Earlier the mayor had said nine counties would be affected, but then he corrected that number.

San Francisco Mayor London Breed later confirmed that, effective midnight, city residents would be required to stay at home “except for essential needs.”

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Good. Fuck Cali.

Hope it mutates with the plague and razes Commiefornia along with the executives of the movie studios.

How will they enforce?

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Does this apply to undocumented aliens as well? Most other laws don't.

Good luck trying to corral the homeless.

Where are they going to shut now if they can’t leave their tent under the bridge?

shit*

I like how all it takes to show that the united states is absolutely not a free country is for a bad case of the sniffles to break out. Between this and the guy who got executed by the police and the feds stealing peoples hand sanitizer can we just go ahead and admit the USA is an authoritarian dystopia?

WE'RE FUCKED

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This is what you get for censoring my weeb games!

This is good we need this around the country people can still get the essentials

What if someone doesn't have shelter? This declaration is homelessphobic. It is discrimination.

LOL THIS IS SO FUCKED

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It's over.

What are they gonna do about homeless street shitters

And? It's JUST a flu. Walk it off lmao

>This is good

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I’m in la

It’s like a ghost town

There's going to be a snowball effect here if no one is paying their bills, businesses are closing, schools are closing, market's crashing, followed by mass layoffs.

They are going to evict the people that can't pay their bills because of the lockdown then give their homes to the homeless.

>There's going to be a snowball effect here if no one is paying their bills, businesses are closing, schools are closing, market's crashing, followed by mass layoffs.
That's the point. Orange man bad, amiright?

THIS IS SO FUCKED

THERE'S SOME OTHER MOTIVE GOING ON HERE

50L a day of water max is probably not helping is it CA?
Wash your hands regularly, but I'm out of my water allotment.

God Wins!

Economy reboot.

jews taking profits and taking out drumpf since he didn't do anything for his base except stock market. this guarantees (D) wins

Been admitting it for years. Where have you been?

They've already introduced bills that will require landlords to give tenants more time to pay rent and forbid them evicting tenants who can't pay due to the virus

>>There's going to be a snowball effect here if no one is paying their bills
nigger the FED will just print money like they did for the stock market for as long as it takes everything to blow over so you can get back to work.

Southern California Indian casinos are staying open.

"Because the casinos are on sovereign tribal land, the county can’t order them to close, "said a Riverside County spokeswoman .

pe.com/2020/03/16/why-are-some-southern-california-casinos-still-open-during-coronavirus-pandemic/

native americans spreading the plague back to invaders. I like it.

Collecting rent is not an essential service. Landlords BTFO.

Of course not; the illegal rapist invaders will be paid out of our tax money to loot and rape.

IT IS NOW A CRIME TO HOARD FOOD BY ORDER OF UNITED SOVIET AMERICA PREPPERS WILL BE ARRESTED AND BROUGHT TO TRIAL IN FRONT OF A JURY OF JEWS

these restrictions only apply to U.S. citizens.

I was just told my work is shutting down for 2 weeks. I have 2 weeks with nothing to do but wander around outside trying to find some trouble to get into. I hope they institute a curfew, so I can brazenly ignore it.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO DO

HOW CAN THEY ENFORCE IT WITHOUT GOING FULL MARTIAL LAW

>all these lockdowns
>literally no evidence of the virus spreading out of control anywhere in the US at this point
>no updates on the status of the spread in the US
>just stay in your home citizen
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
AT LEAST FUCKING TELL US HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE IT SO WE KNOW WHY WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THE FUCKING COUNTRY

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No. They will be going door to door trick or treating for cash like some fucked up Halloween. You will give $50 to every essé who shows up at your door, under penalty of law. If you don’t, they get to Rape your wife and hack you to pieces with machetes

It's a good thing. After the lockdown in Chinese cities, the situation quickly improved. They're now sending Chinese doctors and nurses to Italy.

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO DO
They arent gonna do shit, because we will start shooting the motherfuckers if they try.

>after the chinese blacked out their country and started shooting anyone with a cough things improved

They also welded some apartment buildings shut. And they might have saved millions of lives.

We get to see niggers looting and then a month later niggers dying. Do they still believe they're immune to this?

>tfw you have to coof but the chinese police are watching you

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We need to quarantine people returning from Tribal lands for two weeks.

>the message doesn't get put out in spanish
>beaners disproportionately get sick
>beaners clog up the medical system with their turd-like corpses
>people hate beaners even more
>beaners raus

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I like the cut of your jib user.

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Most likely introduce fines and/or jail time if you break it.

"Shiny happy Californian people holding hands!" - Corona Chan

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CHIMPOUT EMMINENT
GET READY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>we will start shooting the motherfuckers if they try

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>they're all mexican

Was a goal and a guideline ignorant leaf
You really think Fucking rich Hollywood assholes are limited?

>more time comes
>now have to pay back rent and current rent

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ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

So what happens if you don't have food? Just starve?

What the fuck are all those street shitting homeless gonna do?

HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE ALREADY STARTING TO GO NUTS

what we really need are chinese welders

Meanwhile in the Central Valley, we having fun.

We're all coofing on each other and waiting for bay area fags to come by.

COME TO STOCKTON. Trust us we aren't sick at all.

Do you think it should be legal for Bezos and Koch bros to buy all the available water and sell it at a higher price? Be honest.

> cope harder
Hey I can’t afford a Ferrari, doesn’t mean I’m gonna come here and say “fuck ferraris”.

lol madden 2004 cheats

I live in Alameda County and I don't give a shit. Fuck these niggers.

Lets just say Kushner is setting up lots of "Guardians" to get POA of lots of real estate.