>I bet it would have been sunny today if it wasn't for climate change
How do you respond?
I bet it would have been sunny today if it wasn't for climate change
Bentley Harris
Benjamin Cook
I bet your perents wouldn't get a divorce if you weren't so obnoxious
Jordan Scott
>it's 2020 there is nothing wrong with divorce
Christopher Stewart
bend her over
Xavier Jackson
I respond with suck my dick of else you racist
Isaiah Foster
I only coom to bipedal lolis.
Josiah Ross
You're all the sunshine I need...
Kayden Thomas
Good, I hate the fuckin' sun.
Parker Gomez
And there is nothing wrong with your alcoholic father but why are you hiding it
Jeremiah Rogers
Pnw here, sunny as fuck right now
Landon Mitchell
Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Australia," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Australia?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Jaxon Allen
Niggers are blocking the sun
Jose Thompson
It was pretty nice today, had a kick about with the lads.
Mason Myers
>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
Samuel Davis
No but there's something wrong with you, potato head. I drive a V8 for no reason other than I love the sound.
Robert Wright
And throw her off the cliff
Carter Foster
please.... please just stop
Kayden Wilson
Fuck this user
Keep going
Landon Bell
If bet it would be snowing if you weren't a cunt
Oliver Flores
rape
Christian Bailey
unrealistic, shoe wouldn't smoke, smoking produces unnecessary co2
Alexander White
Based Kiwi.
Cameron Davis
based but I fucking hate the sound of cross plane engines
Tyler Price
>Based Kiwi.
Hunter Collins
wow she looks great
Wyatt Williams
Greta get off. Pol is for grown ups.
Noah Gomez
My Greek teacher was complaining about the climate change in 2010 when there was a sunny day in the winter.
Ian Barnes
i'm fucking puking laughing
this is the best pasta and gif i've ever seen
god i love this board
Jaxon Bailey
oh wait got to the last line and it was reddit..
change the last line
Nathan Long
>well... I guess I'll have to suck it
Kayden Kelly
I saw rainbow clouds today
Daniel Walker
>Greta at the UN
Cooper Flores
would be brighter if your mom got an abortion
James Baker
greta you are the finest flower of the field.
Noah Rodriguez
good I hate the fucking sun, I wish it could rain everydays
Hudson Hernandez
How DARE YOU
Joseph Flores
I’m from fucking Arizona bitch, let’s burn all the oil if it makes it rain.
Noah Powell
Do you think that retarded Swedish girl who posts here all the time is actually greta in disguise?
Parker Myers
you live in northern europe you stupid fucking whore its not meant to be sunny most of the time
Grayson Johnson
CONTINUE PLEASE AAARH
William Evans
rip off her wooden leg and ram it up her arse
Isaac Barnes
No.
Matthew Collins
Fucking hell what have you done to her face?
Chase Hughes
>I dunno, spring showers are expected around this time, they are nice.
Cameron Miller
KHET?!
Owen Green
It was sunny.
22°C/72°F and clear sky at noon.
Adrian Thompson
Only correct answer. This man is not an incel, and his bloodline will continue.
Christian Barnes
Everythings is gay in Canada. Even the clouds.
Carter Baker
I bet my day would have been better if you weren't so autistic
Angel Gray
Nothing. She just has a determined look on her face.
Zachary Nguyen
>that buildup
>that last line
Aussie brah, stop, my dick can only get so erect.
Angel Baker
Wait... are you greta?
Easton Sanders
but the plants need water to keep living and eat CO2
Hunter Long
No. ;)
Robert Miller
Cope greta you'll always have foetal alcohol syndrome
Zachary Wright
Those front chompers are bugging the fuck outta me. Left is so much bigger than the right.
Elijah Taylor
Hory shit, you're her dad.
Swedes make me want to puke.
Henry Robinson
Nicholas Lee
It's never sunny in March Greta, if you'd actually be exploring the nature instead of spending all your time seething inside huge ass cities you would know this.
Aaron Young
No you
Luke Cook
Don't be mean.
Ian Cook
I'll spell it out for the retarded OP.
Daniel Hughes
Why did you let your whore wife drink during her pregnancy?
Lincoln Howard
That's a conspiracy theory.
Jose Edwards
Missed opportunity for a "your mother will die in ur sleep tonight" post
Jace Jones
Your mother will die in her sleep.
Jaxon Nelson
I'm on to you svante
Benjamin Ortiz
I'll bet she has a fat little pussy to grab into, play with, that also smells terrific.
Isaiah Walker
Sebastian Morales
how are you going to attribute discrete weather events to climate change, you retarded nigger?