/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2161 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Reminder to listen to Coronawave on this thread,

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WE DID IT BOYS
100K CASES OUTSIDE OF CHINA

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,880 (3,213) ► International 100,410 (3,915): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 14,991 (853) Spain 9,428 (342) S. Korea 8,236 (75) Germany 7,241 (15) France 6,633 (148) US 4,294 (75) Switzerland 2,353 (19) UK 1,543 (55) Netherlands 1,413 (24) Norway 1,332 (3) Sweden 1,119 (7) Belgium 1,058 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 895 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 406 (4) Australia 375 (5) Greece 352 (4) Portugal 331 (1) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 227 (1) Pakistan 184 (1) Ireland 170 (2) Poland 156 (3) H. Kong 155 (4) Egypt 150 (2) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 142 (12) Indonesia 134 (5) India 129 (2) Iraq 124 (10) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Argentina 56 (2) Panama 55 (1) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 39 (1) Morocco 29 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 5 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 344 Finland 278 Israel 277 Singapore 243 Brazil 234 Estonia 205 Iceland 198 Romania 168 Chile 156 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 UAE 98 Russia 93 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Cyprus 46 Armenia 45 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 C. Rica 35 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Moldova 29 S. Lanka 28 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Dom. Rep. 21 Tunisia 20 Jordan 19 Macedonia 19 Faeroes 18 Turkey 18 Lithuania 17 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 11 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uruguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Monaco 6 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Rwanda 5 Cameroon 4 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

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> you're cured, goyim, just take this $666 pill every day for the rest of your life
fuck off, Chaim

sigh

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I Trust And Love You Corona-Chan

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THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0NuJ0rhVc&t=0s
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME

Look at the bright side eurobros, no more immigrants now. In fact a lot of them might fuck off back to their shitholes or sweden.

How bad is this?

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Congratulations, you’ve just watched your parents blossom into Basedness

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Wow those numbers are just unstopable.

Anyone got a link to that explanation for the UKs approach? How it's about the timing of when and how many get infected, managing the windows of infection to push the peak back to summer etc.

It was explained much better than i can.

We're gonna be 8,000 dead by end of day

How long until this becomes our reality?

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Is the $1000 a month true?

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Imagine Corona chan slapping your butt and calling you cutey. Ha um that would be weird r-right?

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HOARD AND FIND CRYSTALS
>cheap
>more spiritual powers than ((((gold)))) and ((((silver))))
>will be worth much much more when SHTF
BUY OR FIND CRYSTALS! Don't listen to the silver and gold kike, he's a market shill. Crystal and dream guy signing off

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AAAA FASTER ITS DOWN TO -11

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>not understanding how the meds work
oy vey. fear monger more.

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Nice, so only what, 282,000 deaths away from seasonal influenza?

0.2% DEATH RATE
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nothingburger detected. all i have to do is bring groceries for my grandparents and be comfy at home till this blows over like all happenings

I would say 3 months

>Boomer parents living 2 hours away
>Mom has been calling everyday
>Father still has to work, installing and repairing phone lines and internet, meaning having to go in people's houses.
>Started raining yesterday, no sound of any type from outside, except the rain.

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What are the real chinese numbers?

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250k+ infected and 12,5k+ dead by the end of the week

GO MAN GO

>literally 135k on Friday

>now 181k

This is fine

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youtube.com/watch?v=_BNLqQMpsII

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wvfag here, i have a friend that's currently have surgery in morgantown at wvu hospital. his brother just told me that the hospital is on lockdown and waiting on the cdc because they have just confirmed 3 cases. still waiting for morgantown anons to confirm this shit. his brother has been a nothigburgger until now.

Look how you quarantine a civilized population

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why is an argentinian making all the generals for /cvg/ ?

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY AMERIBROS

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>-11
Try -12%, fuck this is gonna be a wild ride.

twitter.com/WFLA/status/1239618604255059975?s=20
lol, good show mates, America will soon be inhabited by plague zombies only

ENDING ON -3000 LETS GOOOO

lmao we're so fucked

Most of Wuhan is dead

user your father and grandpa have died. You are now head of the household.

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-starbucks-shifts-to-to-go-model-will-close-some-cafes-shorten-hours.html
>The Seattle-based coffee chain said it is taking increased precautions in its stores as more communities, and the federal government, call for increased levels of “social distancing”
>pausing the use of seating, both inside cafes and on patios
>looking to make changes in its mobile order pickup station and its condiment bar in stores, and will allow partners to wear gloves while collecting payments
>Starbucks said some of its company-operated stores will be temporarily shut down in “high-social gathering” locations like inside malls or on university campuses
>locations such as Seattle and New York, where there are clusters of coronavirus cases, the company will reduce operating hours or temporarily close select stores
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52 times greater

GAS GAS GAS

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/traders-await-futures-open-after-fed-cuts-rates-launches-easing-program.html
>Stock futures plunged Sunday night even after the Federal Reserve embarked on a massive monetary stimulus campaign to curb slower economic growth
> Stock market futures hit “limit down” levels of 5% lower, a move made by the CME futures exchange to reduce panic in markets
>ff by more than 1,000 points, triggering the limit down level. S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 futures were also at their downside limits
>many investors said they would ultimately want to see coronavirus cases peaking and falling in the U.S. before it was safe to take on risk and buy equities again
>“The Fed blasted its monetary bazooka for sure,”
>“This better work because I don’t know what they have left and no amount of money raining from the sky will cure this virus. Only time and medicine will.”
>A bear market is usually defined on Wall Street as a decline of at least 20% from a high
>as sentiment keeps dropping and technical signals “suggest a selling climax is near.”
>“Market bottoms are often made with two distinct lows; a low in price and a low in sentiment, and they don’t always occur at the same time. Both are needed before stocks can move higher.”
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SUB 20K DOW LETS GO!

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If this happened 50 years ago, what we would have done while forced to stay at home?

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-domestic-travel-restrictions-possible-to-curb-virus-says-trump-administration.html
>Trump administration is weighing “all options” to curb coronachan (Fuck you Trump, let her spread)>drastic step hasn’t been taken since the Sept. 11, 2001
>“We continue to look at all options and all options remain on the table,” said Chad Wolf
>He said the administration is following guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
>ban on foreign visitors from 26 European countries, which will be expanded to the U.K. and Ireland overnight
>returning Americans facedhours-long lines in cramped arrivals halls
>conditions “unacceptable”
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Bergamo Italy

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Try 13

>archive.is/S6zTX
>SF on lockdown
That FEMA user was right. Holy shit.

>lets give people $1000 so they can stay afloat in crisis times
>nah lets pump trillons for the stock market lmaoooo

What is wrong with americans?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT [RANDOM HERB] IS THE ONLY TRUE CURE FOR CORONA. STOCK UP ON [RANDOM HERB] NOW!!!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT [RANDOM HERB] IS THE ONLY TRUE CURE FOR CORONA. STOCK UP ON [RANDOM HERB] NOW!!!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT [RANDOM HERB] IS THE ONLY TRUE CURE FOR CORONA. STOCK UP ON [RANDOM HERB] NOW!!!

Can't wait for the surge of black children named Kwaranteena being born

Reminder that the same people who thought Bloomberg could give every American $1 million are now out there giving people advice on how to deal with Corona chan

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The Anglo delivering herd immunity to Spain

Norf will inherit the earth

twitter.com/RTUKnews/status/1239584711346769920?s=20

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they're just doing their best to get rid of the boomers

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Rual Americans will inheriet America. Repeating numbers and it happens

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UNIVERSAL INCOME FOR ALL BASED YANG GANG DELIVERS

cnn.com/2020/03/15/politics/what-matters-march-15/index.html
>Couldn't find toilet paper at your local store this weekend? How about milk, eggs or orange juice? Health care and consumer groups are already warning aboutsupply chain disruptions
>tests still in short supply, it's hard to really know how far it's already gone.
>People have put their lives on hold, but at some point the shockwaves will stop being absorbed. People not doing things ultimately means people not getting paid, and uncertainty means no one is starting anything new
>it seems likely there will be no return to "normal" American life for a long time.
>Oklahoma's governorfaced swift criticism after tweeting a photo of himself and his children at a crowded restaurant Saturday, while health officials urge the public to stay home and practice social distancing
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Pandemic

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>go to buy prep stuff
>hear the workers in the store talk about how the chinese took all of the alcohol
NUKE CHINA. FUCKING KILL THEM ALL

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My office tower downtown just said the security and maintained will end tomorrow and you’ll only be able to get in through one door with an access card

My retarded boss still wants us to come to the office tho, ya know because we are sure as fuck selling a lot of insurance policies atm (were not)

This is so fucked

stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/120301402/coronavirus-parliament-set-to-implement-pandemic-plan
>school visits would also be cancelled from March 23until further notice.
>Parliament's cafe Copperfield's would also be closed to all members of the public unless they are accompanied by a staff member or MP
>public gallery and select committee meetings would remain open to the general public, subject to ongoing review
>There would also be a deep clean of the chamber, galleries and select committee rooms once a week, in addition to the regular cleaning they receive.
>closely following guidance from the Ministry of Health,
>dedicated person would alsocontinually circulate the precinct cleaning the high touch surfaces, with an emphasis on the public spaces
>If advised, there were a number of actions that could easily be undertaken to prevent large numbers of people congregating
>parliamentary services had been working a lot on business continuity planning for security scenarios and natural disasters
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scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3075438/hopes-coronavirus-vaccine-rise-after-chinese-scientists-find

Will we actually get a vaccine? Seeing as how we don't even have an effective vaccine for a common rhinovirus, I can't say I entirely believe that will be the case.

So what then? r0 below 1 so that it dies out?
Forced Wuhan-mode quarantines worldwide? How do we know for sure there's not a single peson who has it long after?

I keep hearing we can develop antibodies to the virus, but then there are the claims that it's got the capability to infect our CNS, wherein it lies dormant

Also the testicular damage...

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IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE

The coronavirus also remains in the fecal matter so... When you fart, you can also infect people around you, right? How long a fart range goes?

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What the fed does Is independent of what the congress does retard

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/the-400-billion-space-industry-and-nasa-brace-for-coronavirus.html
>(NASA),Boeing,Lockheed Martinand Blue Origin are just a few of the organizations that have begun to limit business travel
> The agency’s Marshall center in Huntsville, Alabama reported on Friday that a NASA employee tested posted for coronavirus. Marshall is now in a “Stage 3”
>Marshall joins NASA’s Ames center in Silicon Valley in a “Stage 3” status they had an employee test positive for coronavirus a week ago
>Two of the space industry’s biggest conferences were affected by preventive measures taken
>“Currently, the coronavirus has not significantly affected NASA’s operations and work continues on track, such as preparations for the upcoming launches of the Mars Perseverance rover mission and NASA’s Commercial Crew flight test
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International Space station infected soon please

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Based if you were the one to make the webm.

Good job.

20K AT RISK
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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Fuck and have babies if you are not a virgin

bbc.com/news/business-51896168
>Health Secretary Matt Hancock told the BBC engineering firms should consider switching some manufacturing to help ramp production of the vital equipment
>Prime Minister Boris Johnson was due to speak some manufacturing companies on Monday.
>"We've got high quality engineering in this country. We want anybody who has the manufacturing capability to turn to the manufacture of ventilators, to do that."
>Ventilators are vital in the treatment of patients whose lungs have been attacked by the infection.
>the country currently has 5,000 ventilators but said it would need "many times more than that".
>He will also set out the role government wants manufacturers to play in preparing the country for a significant outbreak of the virus.
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DOW -13% and falling

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actually the pump trillion for the sctock market is not a bad idea. americans have enough money to affort it.

DOW FREE FALL

kys retard

what about {Misc Fruit} mixed with [RANDOM HERB]?

businessinsider.com/13-retailers-announce-temporarily-store-closures-to-fight-coronavirus-2020-3
>In an unprecedented move for US retailers, many are opting to indefinitely shut their doors to prevent the spread
>several major retailers are electing to fully cease physical store operations
>including mall brands like Abercrombie & Fitch and Urban Outfitters and athletic companies like Nike
>In most cases, employees are being compensated for the lost shifts
>companies like Whole Foods, Starbucks, and Trader Joe's have all implemented new protections for workers for the first time
>"Stores will not reopen until at least March 28 and because the situation is complex and evolving rapidly, our plans may change. And if they do, we'll let you know."
>"Please know that, in spite of these current events, we remain dedicated to helping you however we can,"
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(India and China largest exporters of Textiles in the world)(Trust us guys, we closed for YOUR safety)

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Not enough time to hit it today sadly.

The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program, not by the U.S. Just yesterday, some user posted an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment to the Chinese, equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
>archive.is/iKqAe

There were also Chinese researchers editing SARS-CoV viruses with HIV to see if they can infect human cells. HIV originated from a baboon, SARS and Ebola originated in bats. What a coincidence that the SARS-CoV-2 virus has an HIV-like mutation that has made it extremely contagious.

"The new coronavirus has an HIV-like mutation that means its ability to bind with human cells could be up to 1,000 times as strong as the Sars virus, according to new research by scientists in China and Europe."

Even a bunch of Indian researchers said that they found or thought they found HIV inserts in the coronavirus genome sequence.
>archive.is/xwQVe
>archive.is/vHtpU
>archive.is/M9IRO

wew lads

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> no coof
> no fever
> no headaches
> no runny nose

>Tiny itch in the upper respiratory system.

Am I an asymptomatic carrier ?

-13%

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wtf is this stupid bitch talking about

Based, alcohol is kike poison, better off not having it user

thepointsguy.com/news/mgm-wynn-las-vegas-hotels-casinos-close-doors-due-to-coronavirus/
>In a major move from the Las Vegas hotel and casino scene, both MGM Resorts and Wynn Las Vegas announced Sunday night they would be closing their doors
>suspending casino operations until further notice as of Monday, March 16, followed by hotel operations on Tuesday, March 17. The MGM Vegas properties will not be taking any reservations for future guest arrivals prior to May 1.
>have not yet arrivedto cancel their room reservations in full
>These are the first major hotel and casino closings inLas Vegas, likely not the last
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France's President Emmanuel Macron ordered a 15-day ockdown, prohibiting residents from leaving their homes to prevent the spread of COVID19

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DOW JONES -3000, -13%
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>0.2% DEATH RATE
Source?
>my ass bro

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116147/Coronavirus-bankrupt-nearly-worlds-airlines-matter-WEEKS-aviation-experts-say.html
>pandemic will bankrupt almost all of the world's airlines in a matter of weeks, Australian aviation experts say
>With passengers scrambling to cancel their flights and carriers grounding their services, airline analysis and consulting firm CAPA Centre for Aviation warned most airlines worldwide will be bankrupt by May
>many airlines have probably already been driven into technical bankruptcy, or are at least substantially in breach of debt covenants
>'Cash reserves are running down quickly as fleets are grounded and what flights there are operate much less than half full.
>'Forward bookings are far outweighed by cancellations and each time there is a new government recommendation it is to discourage flying.
>CAPA said coordinated government and industry action is immediately needed to avoid a 'catastrophe'.
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Send me nice PMs please. I'm so fucking depressed from all this shit. I miss having friends
[email protected]

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>oldies
>fatties
AHHHH PANIC!!!

we need S&P at -13% for the second trigger

I'm washing my hands and working from home. We'll make it through this.

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What spiritual powers would such crystals confer?

latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-16/refusing-to-heed-social-distancing-directives-coronavirus
>For bar and restaurant workers, it was about more than the deprivation of simple joys — it was a question of survival.
>“We’re like walking petri dishes, who could be carrying the virus even though we have no symptoms. The scariest thing is, what to do about rent this month?” (First schools are “petri-dishes” then “schools” then “stores” now “people”?)>“AIDS didn’t stop us in the ’80s. Corona isn’t going to stop us now,”
>The two had stocked up on food and eliminated their weekly movie outings while continuing to eat out.
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fap to playboy and read the lord of the rings

I'm trying to map Trump press conferences to BTC price.
Did he have a shaky start, but then recover?

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DOW JONES LITERALLY DYING -3000
IS OVER DRUMPF DESTROYED THE USA IN ONE TERM

>the congress doesnt have power over the fed

you are literally ruled by the jews lol

Its still free falling so its all pointless

>>Tiny itch in the upper respiratory system.
>Am I an asymptomatic carrier ?

This is happening to me too.
It's not a tiny ich, though.

this must be like 9/11 for zoomers. the first real happening

This is (You)

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>they're pumping it again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This fag virus is causing more hysteria than it should, literally just walk it off.

You heard him folks he's done a 10/10 job fighting the virus, be proud

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Many things. They heal.

13 % CIRCUIT BREAKER AT CLOSE

DOW FALLS 3000 POINTS

YES, FUCK, I THINK I'M COOOOOOMING...

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theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/03/16/fines-of-up-to-e600000-for-disobeying-coronavirus-lockdown-in-spain/
>The legislation states that failure to comply with the orders of the government will result in a sanction ‘in accordance with current laws.’
>The most recent legislation is the hugely controversial Citizen Security Law, otherwise known as the Gag Law.
>Citizen Security Law identifies as a serious offence ‘disobedience or resistance to authority or its agents in the exercise of their functions when they do not constitute a crime.’
>‘the refusal to identify oneself at the request of the authority or its agents or giving false or inaccurate data to the authorities.’
>punishable by fines ranging from €600 to €30,000
>prison sentences of three months to one year for those who ‘seriously resist or disobey the authority or its agents in the exercise of their functions, or duly identified private security personnel who carry out private security activities in cooperation and under the command of the Security Forces and Bodies.’
>makes punishable ‘acts against teaching or health officials who are in the exercise of the functions proper to their office’, with prison terms of one to four years and/or heavy fines.
>fines will still be greater, from €60,001 to €600,000, for very serious cases of disobedience
>He added that breaching their orders or resisting them will lead to sanctions ‘in line with current legislation.’
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>YOU ALREADY TALKED

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Here is a YouTube video from Seeker about bioweapons development. I made sure to start the video right when they are talking about the Soviets trying to create a dangerous pathogen, a "plague bacteria that was resistant to antibiotics."

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

Here's a article about an explosion at a Russian biolab that holds smallpox and other deadly pathogens like ebola.
>archive.is/JGISL

Here's a paper by Chinese scientists who were putting forth the idea that the coronavirus might have escaped from the Chinese CDC biolab in Wuhan, the same lab that is just a few hundred yards away from the wet market where the coronvirus was thought to have originated from.
>archive.is/eHOIk

forbes.com/sites/willyshih/2020/03/04/covid-19-shortage-gaming-and-the-toilet-paper-supply-chain/#5d315bd82345
>Apparently retail shortages have hit Hong Kong, Japan, and Singapore, as well as Australia. This “shortage gaming” in paper products driven by fear
>other commodities like disinfectants and cleaners, is a nightmare for product managers, supply chain managers, and manufacturers.
> it is relatively inexpensive (unless you are scouring the web right now trying to buy some), but it is lightweight and voluminous. That means thevalue densityis relatively low
>the largest producers in the world – China, the U.S., Japan, Germany, Korea, Brazil, Finland, Canada, Sweden, and Italy
> consumption should be roughly in line with the population and shouldn’t vary that much. As a consequence, manufacturers optimize their supply chains with these assumptions
>amazed at the volume that moved through every day, but it was a well-oiled system designed for stable demand
> as the crisis passes, consumers can then burn off their “pantry inventory” – and that burn down will take time, depressing demand for an extended period. This of course will lead to overstock in the stores, and signals to cut production
>If I were a plant manager, it would take a lot of convincing for me to add manufacturing capacity right now
archive.is/N5hAj

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Utterly pointless without hazmat suit & decontamination room. The virus will hitchhike a ride on your clothes or groceries and other things that you bring with you, and fuck you up once you remove your mask and goggles at home, where you feel safe. This shit escaped a level 4 biolab, what makes you think that a shitty mask can help you? You need a full hazmat suit and an airtight decontamination room with alcohol spray and UV lights, to decontaminate your suit & food. Accept your fate. You'll get the damn thing eventually. The only people who won't, are those that are locked down in a bunker or on a yacht and will remain there for at least a year or more. I'm not saying that masks and protective gear is useless, just that it isn't that amazing either and that you shouldn't feel 100% safe just because you wear it.

My mom is quarantining herself at home, as she doesn't have it and doesn't want to get it
but my sister is literally calling it a nothing burger and saying my mom is a dumbass to her face, and wants to go on vacation around the country when they declare martial law or some nonsense
How fucked is either of them?

She's so proud of her report card!

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Men who get this become infertile. I’m one of the leafs who got it and had a fertility test after I “recovered” my sperm couldn’t even knock up the 3 girls a took off the street and fucked senseless

>Pol is always right.

The Fed is a fucking blight on this country that should have never been established. I'd like to believe Trump truly wishes to follow Andrew Jacksons footsteps and demolish that parasite of an organization but the last man who tried was JFK, we saw how that worked out for him, and I doubt Trump has the stones or intelligence to not have an "accident".

We're in this together fren

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wtf chile owns a part of the antarctica?

1000 times 911 for airline industry

If you can smell it, you're in range. Go on a bus and literally "Silent But Deadly." Your butthole has an opportunity for a confirmed kill are you going to waste it romanianbro?

>you've already talked!
eh

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

WHEN DO WILL START KILLING THE FILTHY CHINESE RATS?

WW3 WHEN?

sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/ticking-time-bomb-scientists-worry-about-coronavirus-spread-africa
>South Africa
>“national disaster.” The declaration allows his government to access special funding and instigate harsh regulations to combat the viral outbreak. “Never before in the history of our democracy have we been confronted by such a severe situation,”
>numbers are rising quickly. South Africa, which had its first case 10 days ago, now has 61
>"My concern is that we have this ticking time bomb,"
>Africa’s handling of the pandemic has received scant global attention so far, experts worry the virus may ravage countries with weak health systems and a population disproportionately affected by HIV, tuberculosis (TB) and other infectious diseases. "Social distancing"will be hard to do in the continent’s overcrowded cities and slums
>“I do think that cases are slipping through the net. There is an urgent need to investigate and address this point,”
>“I think it is inevitable that we will have a substantial epidemic,”
> Africa CDC is working with countries to make sure that samples sent to national surveillance sites that test negative for influenza or other known respiratory illness
>“That may help provide further clarity on the question of possible undetected cases.”
archive.is/T1oI5

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What's happening in Seattle and NYC as far as cases go? Sounds like not a whole lot anymore and they're just locking shit down

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>-2.999
This is the most mutt thing I've ever seen.

Spain becomes the fourth most virus-infected country in the world, surpassing South Korea with a sharp curve of contagion, and closing its borders is a “real possibility” being considered.

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And you're just now figuring that out, or did you already know?

wew lads

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I want Corona Chan to bully my cock and balls

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Alberta's chief medical officer is being tested for it.
edmonton.ctvnews.ca/alberta-s-chief-medical-health-officer-in-self-isolation-gets-coronavirus-test-1.4854999

usatoday.com/story/news/health/2020/03/15/coronavirus-crisis-end-summer-experts-odds-what-we-dont-know-epic/5053876002/
>"I have the impression that, if we are lucky and all work together, we should get through to the summer,"
>"a hopefulpolitical statement, not one supported by any available evidence." He described comparisons to SARS as "dubious" at best.
>“seasonal” decline might kick in.
>"But, again, what we don’t know about this virus is epic.Holding a May date as a beacon of hope may soothe some of the angst but who knows?"
>noted that Australia, in spite of the summer season and warmer temperatures, still dealing with coronachan
> "That might be an indication of the need for cautious optimism regarding expectations for the influence of warmer temperatures,"
>"Especially since we (don't) know much about what this novel coronavirus will do across seasons."
>"Estimates suggest that cases will peak in late April/early May, and experts are hopeful that the current stringent measures will ensure mitigation of continued spread,"
>”experts are hopeful that enhanced mitigation of community spread will lower overall disease burden."
>a great deal of their success depends on the willingness of the public to adjust their behaviors accordingly
archive.is/sorI8

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youtube.com/watch?v=GCzhn326CiY

oh god that face fucking got me when i saw it

so uhhh are they going to do the circuit breaker or are they just calling it a day

We don't even need Kek for that, but we appreciate what him and his Chinese lady buddy are doing.

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Wtf was that trash lol

"The greatest generation and the - uh - children of the greatest generation"

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cnn.com/2020/03/15/politics/anthony-fauci-national-lockdown-bars-restaurants-cnntv/index.html
>Sunday did not rule out supporting a temporary national lockdown of the country's restaurants and bars in order tocurb the spread
>"Whatever it takes to do that, that's what I'd like to see," Fauci added.
>life will begin to look much different as the country tries to slow the spread
>"We need to be very serious about -- for a while, life is not going to be the way it used to be in the United States,"
>The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines "social distancing" as "remaining out of places where people meet or gather," and "avoiding local public transportation."
archive.is/vRiAl

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crazy how this is pretty much on everyone in the world's mind right now

Normal close, so they said fuck it until tomorrow. I swear if I worked there I'd just say I have corona and skip work.

Nope. The Reich owns Antarctica, retard, anyone knows this.

Does anyone have the iq bell curve meme?

SECOND LARGEST DAILY PERCENTAGE LOSS

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call in bro. A man takes responsibility for his own actions and controls his own destiny. you're a cuck if you're waiting on your own boss to make a decision for you

Awesome, my 401k buy is this Thursday

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Revenge for Las Malvinas

SOON.

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Great Depression 2 incoming?

What kind of hazmat is this? HOLY SHIT.

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Biggest psyop in history?

All but confirmed, user.

Use some small scissors to clip your nose hair or use tweezers to pull them out. Might be best to use the tweezers to pull out your nose hair.

SECOND HIGHEST PERCENTUAL DROP IN HISTORY

No, a lot of people are still going about life as normal, they're noticing the word come up here and there, but they're not concerned, oh well?

This will be worse than the great depression

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>Countries think they are safe just cause they lockdown a few million people but all it takes to infect them all is one bastard from Corona-chan's death club

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Trump needs to nuke China now! It’s the only way to save our country from the Demoncratic socialists!!

got panicked for a second then realized it was in muslim money

see

put it on your dick

implying that they aren't the same

I hope Phil Murphy's brain tumor worsens and he simultaneously catches coronavirus. Fucking nigger closing my gym.

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When are you going to admit to being a homo

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HAHAHAHA FAUCI SAID AT LEAST A YEAR FOR A VACCINE GET FUCKED VACCINEFAGS

Yeah, and the virus is going to be the bright spot of it all when that kicks off.

Damn I wish my parents were german so I could tap into their autism

I lost my job cos of corona. I wont get money to pay rent so i think i will start killing ppl to get money.

>let's ignore all ages and pick the one i'm in and call it a norhingburger while no matter if the healthcare will be overwhelmed and economy is wiped out
>yes, let's cherrypick

>Yas Forums always supports survival of the fittest
>a virus hits that kills like 1 percent of people with a malfunctioning immune system
>Yas Forums freaks out
Lel who would have thought you guys had these kind of genes lel

GAS ALL CHINKS , RACE WAR NOW

far superior for lungs

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I fap with this

red or white?

>make men infertile
>introduce ai children
shit is going to get crazy

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

JORDAN UNDER LOCKDOWN, CURFEW TO BE IMPLEMENTED SOON AND MARTIAL LAW TO BE DECLARED TOMORROW, 20+ CASES AND THE FIRST CASE THAT SUPPOSEDLY RECOVERED IS RE-INFECTED.

Kill yourself faggot

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fixed, thanks

>uses China numbers
Worthless.

Do NOT do this, it makes mustard gas.

This. After this, people will realise the nothingburger was the great depression.

Based

Can my landlord break our lease and steal my money? I'm scheduled to move in Apr 1st

Holy fuck, it's crashing faster than the 1929 crash. This is going to be brutal.

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wouldn't stop the cheap and effective cures, treatments, and vaccines from coming out so i don't see the point in that one sweaty

Imagine if the Spanish Flu happened at the same time as the Great Depression. That's where we are.

>The market will take care of itself

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 16 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 448 rolls a week. Over 1792 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

What happened in 1987?

boomers and obese middle-aged patients

Elon Musk To His Workers: "You're More Likely To Die In A Car Crash Than From Coronavirus"

Tesla Car says hold my Beer...

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What will the movie be called?

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faggots LITERALLY have to keep taking the fag pill or the virus will resume multiplying int heir pozzed bodies
die in a fire, Schlomo

>Ignoring the fact that *every* medical professional is saying a *least* a year before a vaccine is ready.

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>4 days with 4k~ cases
>2 DAYS WITH 5k~ CASES
>1 FUCKING DAY WITH 6K~ CASES!!!?

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day

is the average person doing anything else than pooping all day?

Dude I bought filters from Lowes back in fucking January and there were Chinks buying up the supply.

AMAZON NEEDS 100,000 WORKERS TO MEET DEMAND. 2HR RAISE.
Get in your wagie cage and work!

Switzerland on lockdown starting midnight.

Reserves that did their mandatory service in medical branches are being activated into military service.

Non military zivil Schutz already active in most states.

No stores or places are allowed to open until April 20. Only medical buildings and places that sell groceries.

It was fun with you faggots. But the jews finally won.

the passion of Corona-chan

Here you go Fren

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It's not gay if they have a cute dick

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The savings and loan crisis. Basically, the Jews fucked us similarly to 2008 but not on quite as big a scale.

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lmao they are already dead

This is the kind of chaos Megumin lives for.

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How long until the internet goes dark?

Poisoning the Well

I need more Corona Chan pics

>this
I never thought about this, if that shit had happening at the same time, would there have even be a second world war in the first place at all?
interesting food for thought indeed

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Honestly you people laugh at elderberry hoarders, but you really don’t have enough elderberry yourselves. The average person uses a bushel of elderberry per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 bushels a week. Over 100 a month. Elderberry bushels will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.