Imagine being so American that you call 911 to wipe your ass

>need to shit, no tp
Sounds like a real emergency to be brah

This also based.

Water and some soap using your HAND, not gross, it’s just the clean way.
Then you wash your hands.

Keeps your butt way cleaner than just TP.

based

worked a few different customer service jobs and niggers and white women ask for the most ridiculous things. that or they will start bitching about some bad experience they once had 5 years ago when we decline their requests for free shit or exceptions.

I worked in EMS. That is correct. 911 for non-white males has turned into a government help line.

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>my source: just trust me and my anecdotes
Funny since most small sharters are white Americans, is it really outside the realm of possibility these disgusting dregs would call the police over toilet paper? no

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Tell me more about how you play with your ass.

God bless America. The only country that keeps on giving.

based and redpilled

I a nigger shit himself in public, how could you even tell?

Pretty much this.
>mfw had an old nigger bitch call the cops on me because I was trying to hurry her out of the store so I could close
Yes, I really needed to have that extra hour of my life wasted so she could buy groceries late at night.

you just like to wipe your ass with a dainty little towel. how much of a fag do you have to be to do that?

White men don't like to ask for help or assistance. It's a weird pride thing.

I used to work at Home Depot, and even 90 year old fuckers would try to haul bags of mulch and fertilizer by themselves and brush me off if I offered to help. Blacks and women (and especially black women) would gleefully treat me like slave labor.

>but that's anecdotal evide-

Go catch HIV, you fucking faggot.

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Good luck prying racial/sex stats on fraudulent usage of emergency services.

>I a nigger
then fuck off nigger!

its like youve never seen a Karen meme before.

Americans cant swim

They fear water Thats why their government put bubbles and bright colors into the water to distract them.

It doesn't matter. No amount of evidence would ever suffice.

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>its real

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Homo here.

Glad to see everyone spreading a disease and washing their ass out with their hands like slutty twink bottoms. Homophobia will be over, because any insult lobbed at me will be easily lobbed back at this point.

How does it feel, breeders? I don't have to deal with women, AND I know how to wash my ass out properly and wash my hands properly.

fuck my state and fuck the californians moving here

Nothing more straight then spraying a water hose up your own ass.

Yas Forums is an American board, you dumb b*tch

Lol this

Who said to do that? O you did.... what a way to out yourself fag.

redpilled to no end

dude... you stab assholes with your dick like a fuxkin moron animal. you're disgusting to civilized people

Saved for ylyl

Just wash your ass in the shower. 20 second rule with soap and your hands are clean. Toilet paper will never properly clean your ass

Did you actually just reply with an "I know you are but what am I".

Ameri-fags everywhere

>magine being so American that you call 911 to wipe your ass.
Pretending mutts use tp to whipe their ass instead of eating the tp.

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I’ve never considered anyone who calls 911 to be American anyways.

No, they could be jewish as well. Oh, and chinks too. Can't forget the sandniggers and pajeets.

What's that little dainty finger ass player? Nothing good to comeback with. I knew fags were dumb but this is hilarious.

I'll give you a better one. Imagine working for the police and having to go wipe that ass.

But Americans are too dumb to work out what to actually do.

They'll just shoot each other until they get a roll

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You repeat yourself like a parrot.
That would be impressive if you were a bird and all.

I broke you. Kek. You can stop dilating, you are fully widened.

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Only niggers and bitches repeat them selves over and over.
Which one is it?

You tell me faggot nigger. You are absolutely assblasted for being called out. You need to learn to cope. So what you like pleasuring your asshole. You are a degenerate and degenerates get called out. Get over it.

Can confirm

based + redpilled

Lol

And you repeat yourself yet again.
Talk about yawn.

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Jfc!

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My apologizes I didn't know I was talking to a bitch with a lack of basic comprehension. I should've noticed by the rhetorical question that was posed.

The rhetorical question was and is you repeating the same thing over and over then claiming victory every post.
It doesn't pass for bants and is autistically pathetic.

@248486187
We are done here. I wasn't aware I was talking to a lesser being that had a pussy. You can't help but finger your asshole. I won't judge you as harshly.

very based, very true, and very redpilled. The girls Ive met are in their own fucking world. Simping needs to be done away with, leave them. Abandon them until they abandon their garbage ways. Social media ruined women.

I'll take this non response as a victory.

@248487132
She would.

Even a victory over a parrot is still a victory.

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