/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2160 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I love Homura!

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People are going out to their balcony every day at 8PM and clapping together to keep spirits up, and someone blasts out loud a song to cheer up others.
It feels as if out city was under siege, wtf.

Today's song: youtube.com/watch?v=ARt9HV9T0w8

On another side of things, people with pets are allowed to walk them into the streets one hour a day. Jokes about renting dogs are starting to go around.

>West Virginia remains the only state with no confirmed cases

what's their secret?

Whoops, "My bad". I haven't heard anything about it.

Chile and Brazil technically.

THE ENTIRE SILICON VALLEY IS GOING ON HOME ISOLATION!!!!
>San Francisco
>palo Alto
>Menlo Park
> thE HQ of Google. Twitter, Facebook, APPLE

Official Announcement at 1 pm pst. twitter.com/mercnews/status/1239631438053396481

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

>Idris Elba infected
bets on first celebrity dying?

twitter.com/WFLA/status/1239618604255059975
>the favela of florida beaches

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tbf trump and sounds a lot healthier than a few days back

Mothman protects

Every twinge I feel, or slight dry through makes me think I have corona

I'm losing my mind bros

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Nobody goes there

the world is going into lockdown

why did you create this when there is another thread

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"British" actor Idris Elba. Since when were niggers British?

Whiteness

my government is committing genocide

>just get sick lmao some will die lmao most will not
what the fuck is wrong with them??
20 goddamn percent needs hospital care, 3.4million people could end up never being able to work again due to fucked up lungs.

>1210 new cases
>21 new deaths

santepubliquefrance.fr/maladies-et-traumatismes/maladies-et-infections-respiratoires/infection-a-coronavirus/articles/infection-au-nouveau-coronavirus-sars-cov-2-covid-19-france-et-monde

France is kill

Moonshine, meth, and Mothman who protects

>JULY
>AUGUST
>COULD BE LONGER THAN THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>We are prepared for the virus
>There is no need to change your behavior
>There is no need for masks
>We won't have to close schools
>We won't have to ban gatherings
>We won't have to close borders
>We won't have to shutdown establishments
>We won't have to impose quarantines
--> YOU ARE HERE We won't have food shortages
>We are still in power

UK will be annihilated btw. Only South Korea tier reactions work.

Also don't expect any"truth" about the virus to come out any time soon. Do you really think they will be like;

>"Why yes, it IS a grade 4 bioweapon, literal flying super lung AIDS!"

It's like the USSR we won't know the truth until it is safe to tell it. I think we all know deep down the reality but to prevent literal Armageddon I get what they are doing. This probably is Agenda 21 though etc and Afrocattleplanet. The struggle starts now because the pieces are in place and it has to be executed right.

Remember good guys don't always win, not bad guys. Winners, win, user

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toughen up pussy, take some vitamin c and jack off you'll be fine

These things have no value whatsoever, user. What the fuck am I gonna do with shiny dildos in the post-apocalypse?

the Death throes of globalism

cringe schizo happener

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who's that?

Well that escalated quickly

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>full lockdown soon
>gallins of water, bags and bags of rice and beans
>chickens laying eggs
>garden
>horse to ride
>paint and canvases
>no one else around for miles
I'm yhe cofmies man alive
Yang couldn't do it but Coronachan will

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had a cold beer in the shower this morning after my big tiddy wife woke me up with a blowjob.
haven't left the house in the weeks.

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>FEMA involved
Gotta put those coffins to use at some point, right?

>FEMA

You are just developing immunity for the herd user. Everything is fine.

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Not us :^)
Who /herimmunity/ here

Same. You, I plus millions of others.

All this proves is heat doesn’t stop it. Perhaps slows it down, but not stop it

>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+14) Italy +3,233 (+349) Iran +1,053 (+129) Spain +1,440 (+41) Germany +1,428 (+2) US +572 (+7) Switzerland +136 (+5) UK +152 (+20) Netherlands +278 (+4) Sweden +79 (+4) Belgium +172 (+6) Austria +158 (+2) Denmark +50 (+2) Japan +56 (+3) Canada +35 (+3) Portugal +86 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Pakistan +131 (+1) Caymans (+1) S. Korea +74 Norway +75 Malaysia +138 Qatar +38 Australia +75 Greece +21 Cze. Rep. +51 Finland +34 Israel +64 Slovenia +34 Singapore +17 Brazil +34 Estonia +34 Iceland +18 Romania +29 Poland +31 Chile +81 H. Kong +6 Egypt +24 Thailand +33 Philippines +2 Indonesia +17 S. Arabia +15 India +15 Kuwait +11 Russia +30 Peru +15 Luxembourg +4 Slovakia +11 Taiwan +8 S. Africa +3 Bulgaria +11 Vietnam +4 Algeria +6 Ecuador +21 Croatia +8 Serbia +9 Brunei +4 Colombia +20 Mexico +10 Albania +9 Cyprus +13 Hungary +7 Palestine +1 Belarus +9 Latvia +4 Armenia +2 Malta +9 Morocco +1 Moldova +6 S. Lanka +10 Azerbaijan +2 Afghanistan +5 Dom. Rep. +10 Jordan +7 Faeroes +7 Lithuania +3 B. Faso +12 Jamaica +5 Martinique +5 Andorra +9 Bolivia +1 Fr. Guiana +4 Kazakhstan +1 Reunion +2 Guatemala +7 Bangladesh +3 Uruguay +2 Uzbekistan +4 Guyana +3 Monaco +4 Chan. Isl. +3 Guadeloupe +1 Honduras +3 Ukraine +2 Ethiopia +1 Tri. & Tob. +2 Gibraltar +2 St. Barth +2 Benin +1 Greenland +1 Liberia +1 Somalia +1 Tanzania +1… Total +10,431 (+595)

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I've got meself some quartz, do they count?

Oh Gary, never change

I got plenty of them. Collected them as a kid. But they're just nice to look at with no other benefits.

Decide not to fall into the college trap and enter trades, work my way up to a cushy government job as a mechanic. Virus breaks out everyone gets to stay home. I have to go fix police cars. This sucks.....

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5 MORE FUCKING MONTHS OF THIS

AHHHHHHHHHH IM ALREADY FUCKING BORED AND TIRED OF EATING PLAIN RICE FUCK

Appointments to FEMA confirmed.

DOW -11%!!!!!!!!!!!!

The herd prevails

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NOUS SOMMES EN GUERRE

it's bad, it's very bad

Yes

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,880 (3,213) ► International 99,111 (3,887): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 14,991 (853) Spain 9,428 (335) S. Korea 8,236 (75) Germany 7,241 (15) France 5,423 (127) US 4,252 (75) Switzerland 2,353 (19) UK 1,543 (55) Netherlands 1,413 (24) Norway 1,331 (3) Sweden 1,119 (7) Belgium 1,058 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 895 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 376 (4) Australia 375 (5) Greece 352 (4) Portugal 331 (1) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 227 (1) Pakistan 184 (1) Ireland 170 (2) Poland 156 (3) H. Kong 155 (4) Egypt 150 (2) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 142 (12) Indonesia 134 (5) India 129 (2) Iraq 124 (10) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Argentina 56 (2) Panama 55 (1) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 39 (1) Morocco 29 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 5 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 344 Finland 278 Israel 277 Singapore 243 Brazil 234 Estonia 205 Iceland 198 Romania 168 Chile 156 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 UAE 98 Russia 93 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Cyprus 46 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 C. Rica 35 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Armenia 30 Malta 30 Moldova 29 S. Lanka 28 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Dom. Rep. 21 Tunisia 20 Jordan 19 Macedonia 19 Faeroes 18 Turkey 18 Lithuania 17 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 11 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uruguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Monaco 6 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Rwanda 5 Cameroon 4 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

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>NOOOO BIG DADDY GOVERNMENT PROTECT ME AGAINST THE VIRUS WHILE I DONT WASH MY HANDS AND HOARD TOILET PAPER

And there goes the stonk market

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that's what you get for not eating your own boogers

TRUMP SAID THIS RIDE IS GONNA LAST UNTIL JULY/AUGUST!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ngmi

>what the fuck is wrong with them??
At some point we need to acknowledge that our governments genuinely hate us, because no other explanation remains...

She did everything wrong

Can we have a petition to remove Theresa tam?
It should be a canadian running this

This is too much for me. I'm gonna read a book. See you tomorrow /cvg/

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I'm jelly user. I have like 20 square meters to live on, and a kitchen and a bath.

>had to go to corona-mart yesterday
>roommate sick with something, not sure if its corona
fuck bros i dont wanna drown in my own lungs

>trumpniggers thought Obama would put them into FEMA camps
>Trump will do it instead
lo fucking l

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fuck the splitter, argie baker is legit

Okay then nigger. Does ((((gold)))) or ((((silver)))) harness any power? Does it aid in god's handship? Does help in forming sigils and making signs and dreams more vivid? Crystals will be very valuable when SHTF and the boogaloo begins.

it's true

Grocery stores will still be open just get something else lmao

Seven planes (that I saw) all went past, in the same direction, equidistant from each other. Was pretty spooky.

What, again?

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

Normies don't know about the permanent lung damage. I've tried telling many normies about it but they're dismissing me. Now the media is putting out stories about recovered people or mild cases. It's very irresponsible

We knew that already desu
Move out to the country when this all ends, it's great

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(pb )
I sincerely believe this entire virus is a 28 days later style creation of the nimrods. It was found on every single continent almost simultaneously and the response has been antibacterial hand sanitizers for a virus. I don’t think the trees will mind helping us build pyres.

Nothing better than just putting on the mask and goggles at 9 PM and go shopping for some junk food.

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Why don't they erect some spacious tent for these press conferences. That room is small as shit.

>I'm gonna read a book
the fuck is this boomer shit aha what a faggot

100k outside of china! You did it Corona chan, now 1 Million!

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Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Covid transmits between people, he gets stronger.

11% and dropping lol

contre la racaille j'espere

dude just trust the plan. trust sessions.

Can they scrape the shit off my asshole? I need toilet paper.

Heh....imbecile amerimutts

Queen Elizabeth

youtube.com/watch?v=_BNLqQMpsII&feature=emb_title

TRUMP CONFIRMS FEMA.

CONFIRMS NATIONAL QUARANTINE INCOMING.

"WHOLE FAMILY QUARANTINES" CALLED FOR.

INB4 CNN CONDITIONS THE MASSES WITH HEADLINES TELLING YOU WHY YOU SHOULD KOOL-AID THE KIDS.

Only the severe cases may end up with lasting lung damage.

Everything will be alright... Right?

DOWv-2647

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Lmao stay poor

shut the fuck up piece of shit retard nigger

>no other benefits
Just you watch; you'll be a worthy when the boogaloo starts.

Even Greenland is infected?
It's fucking over isn't nowhere is safe but space and we didn't make it in time! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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does rubbing alcohol kill viruses?

What would you buy from here?
youtube.com/watch?v=X0Y4SFz_A-c

spooopy

just herd immunity old chap

*nothing

Dammit sugar foot, what the hell did you do to deserve a statue

FRANCE UNDER COMPLETE LOCKDOWN FOR 15 DAYS - UP TO 45 DAYS
ONLY GROCERY STORES, HOSPITALS, NURSERIES OPEN
ARMY WILL PATROL ROADS - CHECKPOINTS LIKE IN CHINA
BORDERS COMPLETELY CLOSED (unless you're a french citizen and want to come back to france) FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE EU (shengen borders still open)

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Good thing I got my shitcoins!
Oh wait

181,202

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will nothingburgers ever show their face again?

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I'm not going into no coof camp.

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>NOOOO BIG DADDY GOVERNMENT PROTECT ME
That's literally their most important job. You have to be a literal anarchist if you believe that in a very clear emergency situation the government shouldn't do anything.
If ANY state action is justified, then it is the protection if the population.

FRANCE ENACTS MARSHALL LAW. ILLEGAL TO BE IN PUBLIC. MILITARY HAS BEEN MOBILIZED

Horry shit, -11%

no. only jesus kills wuflu. fill a bucket of water and dip your hands into while screaming jesus name 7 times. this will make sure you are safe.

Always use the Argentina thread if ones up

wtf are u talking about u retard negro

Dark zones coming soon to a major city near you.

Your appointments to FEMA should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the president.

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Apparently my brother back home is coofing a lot. What do?

the virus doesn't affect reptiles

True. And most develop mild to no symptoms. It's the spread rate that's the problem. There is limited room in ICUs.

Arigiebro always bakes the bread, fuck off.

If The Big One happens in California things would get pretty bad, eh?

>Detected: 179,991
>already outdated
this is really going to be the end of the world, isn't it?

This one is susceptible. But is also very susceptible to soap unlike some viruses.

Remember as a trades man you can live without anyone else. They on the other hand need you.

Is there an FAQ? If not I have some questions.
1: How long does it last once you have it?
2: Do you become immune after you get it or does it stay with you forever like a cold sore, popping up again when you're weak?
3: What foods help treat it?
4: are you excited for all the amazing Fishing & Hunting there's gonna be once nature recovers?

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I hope they are too ashamed to ever post again

Your gonna start feeling happy once everyone starts getting laid off in the coming depression, user. Hold in there

Yes but with a new reason, every time.

Yas Forums is always right.

France number ?

We are all infected.

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"TAKING OVER BUILDINGS THAT AREN'T USED"

HE'S FUCKING LEAKING FEMA CAMPS ASSHOLES LISTEN UP

Sauce me up

Post timestamp Mike

There's news going around the MSM that china is accusing US of puposefully releasing the virus in china

that is another way of saying ''this is a bioweapon that has gotten out of control''

read between the fucking lies

NOUS SOMMES EN GUERRE

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Just a Flue, it only kills the elderly, nothing to worry about.

>work in a large building in an office of about 30 peoplw when everyone is in
>everything in rhe building is closed except for us
>state has 8 confirmed cases, 7 tied to a professor at college here
>governor shut down casinos
>yet office remains open
>office even had a corona "scare" last week where regional management got involved

This. The economy is about to implode in the biggest way since the great depression and when it's over, they'll be so desperate for workers that they'll take fucking anybody. Just hang in there.

What's the situ there like outside of Lombardi ital user?

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Come on Spain:

youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

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1-3: Nobody knows
4: Yes

just for tipped off from my friend in the military, there is going to be a federal/military level curfue and shutdown imposed on california

>July or August
>implying niggers won't riot way earlier

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>be boomer
>give someone a firm handshake
>die

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>mfw I can grief in real life now by blasting retarded as fuck obnoxious music as loud as possible
>mfw literally no one can do anything about it because muh quarintine

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I've had chronic headache for like a week now, never had this before, that's not one of the symptoms is it?

Theres not a single canadian in charge of our response to this. It's all chink agents following the bugman agenda. Remove theresa tam the chink spy

The army has been mobilized in Paris because a lot of dumb parisians were trying to leave the city en masse. Just burn that fucking place holy shit.

>YO CALI BROS

The Bay Area is about to go on lockdown.

And so it begins

sfchronicle.com/local-politics/article/Bay-Area-must-shelter-in-place-Only-15135014.php

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checked and based

The country roads.

>lose elections
>start MARTIAL law
if you frogs allow it you're cucks

this is such bullshit! some decrepit old cunts in politics and industry get scared shitless and the normal healthy people have to stop living to protect the special little princesses. meanwhile nobody gives a shit about 60k+ deaths by influenza in a year like its nothing at all. its time to rise up against the boomer tyranny

Gary you're the one thing that keeps me going back to /cvg/

nice I love hearing about closing border

GREAT JOB

Only bleach does

Anybody have any smug bat pictures?

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they're all over the rest of Yas Forums

B-BUY THE GOD DAMN DIP! IT'S NOTHING, THEY LOCK EVERYTHING DOWN FOR THE FLU EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

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nypost.com/2020/03/16/first-coronavirus-vaccine-trial-begins-as-seattle-volunteer-receives-shot/
>First coronavirus vaccine trial begins as Seattle volunteer receives shot
There's video footage aswell.

So has the 2 week vacation started? Or was that a limp wristed suggestion

HEADING INTO A RECESSION

TAKE ME HOOOOME

6633 cases (so 1200 new)
21 more death so now we got 148

Who /poorfagneetwhocan'tprep/ here?

WE CLOSED OUR BORDERS 1,5 HOURS AGO!

GET IT ON THE PASTA, OP!!!!

I WANT TO BE IN THE PASTA!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>he hasn't been blasting Exodus for the past month through the apliacian mountians
Casual

To think I used to contemplate moving out of parents' house to the city
The bullet flew by me before I got into it's path.

Great Bird spirit of the east.

TRUMP SAID IT'S HEADING INTO A RECESSION
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lagazettedenimes.fr/live/5e6f51ce2165f60036b70e2b/coronavirus-le-president-macron-parle-ce-soir-a-20h

politico.eu/article/emmanuel-macron-on-coronavirus-were-at-war/

Where are my anxiety bros?

Where I live (Friuli) it's fine apart from the lockdown. Very few cases, but if Lombardy healthcare is in near collapse this is no joke, so the lockdown is justified

>Inb4 it mutates and kills him instead

>buy the dip
Nigger, which one?

God i fucking hate you you goddamn rapblasting ookscreeching nigger i hope you go deaf

Make your own with pennies, bleach, ammonia, baking soda, and salt.

I may be compromised boys. Slight fever after I went shopping for supplies with my step dad. We wear masks and wipe surfaces everywhere except suddenly when we get to Costco he thinks it's safe enough not to wear a mask. Why are boomers like this.

Trump is just sucking his own dick in his shitshow conference kek
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Sure bro, everything is fine, life is normal, just a flu

>my big tiddy wife
YES, WE KNOW YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH CATTLE.

EW.

For any other potatofriends who don't know: full lockdown is coming, probably by tomorrow evening.

that guy is going to fucking die

I am comfortable with my original position

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Some user posted a screencap of someone talking about the virus being on the east coast of canada since at least October.

user, I've been googling for 10 minutes and all I can find is something about tourists between Spain and Portugal

oh yeah totally bro theverge.com/2020/3/16/21181506/coronavirus-rumor-viral-trump-stafford-act-national-quarantine-misinformation

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>Normies are slowly realising the world is going to end

>All the normies are trying to make the pandemic about them

Oh no no no they don’t know what’s coming

>when you're a model for cheap shitty wish wigs but you're currently dying of corona virus

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SELL SELL SELL

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>orange nigger doing damage control live
>"we did a TREMENDOUS job"
we're fucking finished

lol he basically just called it Spanish Flu 2. WHERE IS YOUR NOTHINGBURGER NOW FAGGOTS?!

youtube.com/watch?v=iqMaY2aw3jQ&t=7s

Probably the situation of many normies.

>guys china contained it!
This smells fishy, did they really?

EVERY SCHENGEN COUNTRY CLOSES THEIR BORDERS.
HAPPENING

>mom loves Tai Chic Chuan, Qigong and those stuffs.
> despite her age she doesn't has health problems or anything
> she just keep sharing links about people in China doing it in hospitals and using it to get well

Should I start doing it? Any experience about it? I fucking hate that shit since I was 5

Based.

Hacker News Screeching

proof

My parents went from it's just a flu bro to full IT'S CHINESE BIOWEAPON MADE IN WUHAN INSTITUTE tier. I'm proud of them, bros.

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God I fucking hate him so much. I wish him to die of anything as fast as he can. He tried to get people to be nationalists, patriots for France and to help out each others, trying to boost morale and all that, but behind all of that shit he's a dirty fucking jew-loving globalist. Une ordure de candaule cosmopolite. He deserves death and beyond.

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RARE

It is your moral duty to go down to your local ICU and get infected, hans. To show everybody it really is a nothingburger.
Do it now.
Or shut the fuck up!

>Trump states the obvious

Greenland just got infected a few hours ago... It finally happened. Look at this world map, it only took 3 months to get to this point. It didn't have to be this way.

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UK is like the school that didn't close while every other school got snow days

Bitcoin farms not being active says No.

>are people messing with us on the internet?

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Salsa, nigger.

We're too stupid and poor to test people. There are probably infected that just haven't keeled over yet.

waiter, this burger has too much! how am I supposed to eat this?

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When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives. L

here mate just about managing to live.

Post tits or gtfo

Amerimutt. Next Evolution.

...
With special powers!

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Fuck you, white boy. The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program. Just yesterday, there was an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
>archive.is/iKqAe

Here is a YouTube video about bioweapons development by Seeker.

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

There were also some Chinese researchers editing SARS-CoV viruses with HIV to see if they can infect human cells. HIV originated from a baboon, SARS and Ebola originated in bats. What a coincidence that the SARS-CoV-2 virus has an HIV-like mutation that has made it extremely contagious.

"The new coronavirus has an HIV-like mutation that means its ability to bind with human cells could be up to 1,000 times as strong as the Sars virus, according to new research by scientists in China and Europe."

the measures he is taking are insane. He has basically tanked the entire french economy with promises of the government paying everyone's rent and hotels and taxis but doesn't have a fucking plan for when there isn't any fake money to give to the farmers to grow food.

Cock gobbler here is mad that he got molested as a kid and now can't stand women.

thanks user and godspeed

>1: How long does it last once you have it?
hard to tell, especially since the infection can go from no symptoms, slight cold to widespread damage of lungs and other organs leading to death
>2: Do you become immune after you get it or does it stay with you forever like a cold sore, popping up again when you're weak?
we don't know, there's been some reports about reinfection and the virus entering neurons, just like with the shingles and the VZV
>3: What foods help treat it?
just eat well to keep your immune system in top condition since it's the only thing that can keep you safe, but remember about vitamins C & D
>4: are you excited for all the amazing Fishing & Hunting there's gonna be once nature recovers?
I'm rather more excited to take trips to depopulated places, watch as the nature takes it over

>Does it aid in god's handship?
Going by the Law, this shit falls under black magic and is punishable by death.

NOUS

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When does the burger quarantine begin? I need to pick up some lunch today. Maybe even stock up a little bit, but only if no one else is. I honestly don't care about doing that, but it would be handy to have some extra non-perishable food laying around for the inevitable "jk the quarantine is extended another two weeks goyim".

>Madagascar still not infected.
NOTHINGBURGER

Lol, your Minecraft dildos will be worthless in the coming days...

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N I G G E R
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youtube.com/watch?v=_BNLqQMpsII&feature=emb_title

Nobody wants to go there

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you shut the fuck up you bleeding heart bitch, i have no need to prove anything to you. i will go live my normal life like before, if some old soi dies because of me then that is just a positive side effect

kek

remember when there were only 2000 dead and I was calling you a tripleniggerfaggot ?
Those were the days

>original sauce

trump referring to the bat gazpacho

>banks entirely on the economy over everything else
>economy goes bye-bye
>trump now has nowhere to turn
lol fucking idiot.

>if i use big words, sure people will stop questioning the narrative!

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"It's nobody's fault... unless you look at the original source. But it's nobody's fault..."
-Donald Trump

requesting hazmat template

Keked and checked

source please

So uh...

How bad is this?

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No where near black magic you silly nigger.
memeflaggot kike.

Looks like a fungating tumor. Ew.

They will keep moving goal posts or claim they were pretending to be retarded.

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MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT

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This is burgerlandia. We have shitloads of food. Buy some poorfag.

The world as we knew it is ending, long live the new world

irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/coronavirus-ireland-live-updates-surge-21699171
Can't wait for COVID-19 to fuck over the economy like the 2008 recession.

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>house bill to make companies have to pay sick leave to their employees (something we already have in europe)
>companies of over 500 people are exempt
your country is a fucking joke

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>Jennifer Haller, 43, was the first healthy participant of the trial to receive the potential COVID-19 vaccine Monday at the Kaiser Permanente Washington Research Institute in Seattle.
>healthy participant

every thread in the catalog is corona now, spooky

Within the week, there will be ORDER again.

Welcome to the herd, windmills

>Mark Rutte is first PM to address Dutch nation since 1973 over #coronavirus, warning it is an unprecedented peacetime event. But Netherlands will not follow suit in imposing full national lockdown. Along with UK, Dutch approach predisposed to herd immunity measures

twitter.com/MehreenKhn/status/1239616916681039873?s=20

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if this ever ends, they will be there, extolling the virtues of positive thinking
that will be your cue to strangle them with your bare hands. I promise normal people won't bat an eyelid

It's run by kikes, what did you expect?

Idris Elba has it!

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>21 deaths can't even get (You)s anymore
We've become densensitized.

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lol nevermind

There it is. The most disturbing thing I’ve seen today. I knew it looked like this in my head from all the descriptions I’ve heard. But seeing an actual video upsets me for some reason.

>President says US has '15 days' to stop coronavirus spread, at WH briefing
kek, Trump just shitposts the nation now. remember when he said all is well and under control?

Watch the white house stream dingus

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The situation is already worse than 2008

the happening is just starting

there's so many more fun things to experiencec

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If it isnt 300 plus its not news

高兴

2-4 weeks
We dunno.
Vitamin C, D, Zinc
Ya.

FUCK AMERICA

Nigger

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sfchronicle.com/local-politics/article/Bay-Area-must-shelter-in-place-Only-15135014.php

CALIFORNIA BEGINNING CITY LOCKDOWNS AT 1PM

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There seems to be an increase of pro-chink spamming in this board.

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what if they don't stop it in 15 days?

Is Ruckersville in East or West Virginia?

user, I don't think there's anyone on this board right now who hasn't been in a gore thread even once.
... I miss gore threads, they were nice, especially the chinese road "accidents" ones.

FOR THE HERD

No kidding. I hate that stupid cross-eyed gook.

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>you shut the fuck up you bleeding heart bitch
aaaaaaahahahaha.
No!
Pussying out are you Hans?
What a surprise. Big gobshite on the internet. Won't go down and get cosy with a nothingburger flu.
What a fucking beta.

>how can it be a nothingburger if we all pretend that it isn't and physically force you to go along with the charade?
the absolute state of panicky faggots

Our standards have risen for Corona-chan.

>companies of over 500 people are exempt
HAHAHAHAHAH IS THIS REAL

I thought that niggers were immune , they will all chimp out now for sure

>workplace finally told me to fuck off
time to join the comfy crew. we need more pandemics.

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Stay frosty, brother.

>comparing a degeneracy-related disease spreading through using the same needles and having men cum in your bleeding ass to a contagious respiratory virus

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>tfw literally nothing is happening in florida
Corona chan fears the florida man.

can she even see with those tiny eyes lmao?

Started having palpitations from pure fear out of the totally docile state of my useless family now the time for fear has passed and I am feeling a glowing sense of purpose and preparedness.

1) One week to a month if you're healthy. Up to 2 months if you have complications.

2) Nobody really knows yet. Evidence suggests no one can be immune and it can stay with you, at least for a while and resurface to attack you again, after you've recovered, sort of like herpes.

3) No foods. It fucks your lungs. Eat healthy, some say vitamine C helps. But it's not food that is going to fight it.

4) Meh...

All we're doing now is telling everyone in two weeks it'll be over. We said that two weeks ago, and we'll say it two weeks from now, and then two weeks after that. They don't want to put it in stone that this shit is gonna happen through at *least* the summer.

Then he lets the israelis samson them.

Requesting reliable online vendor for masks, suits etc. Should really be in the OP honestly

Pence is so much better than Trump tbqh

God I wish that were me

yep

>if you don't go out of your way to fulfill my arbitrary demands you are a beta
ok big man you just stay safe in your bunker

>live with boomer parents
>already feel a very slight need to coof
What are the real symptoms? I don't wanna infect them

iN cANADA, YOU CAN FUCK ANIMALS. iT IS LEGAL FOR THEM. yOU HAVE TO TRANSLATE THINGS. wHEN THEY SAY" mY FAST BOYFRIEND", THEY MEAN A DOG.

I post it in every thread I'm in

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He probably didn't want the social teasing of wearing mask in public. Normies are like that

>mfw don't get paid till Thursday

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