*BREAKING*

put me in the screencap

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ok proof

he said TP not PASTA u dumb nigger

that includes not paying congress right?

who in the fuck uses a roll per day?

I am LUCKY to use a roll every other week.

I shit daily, im just not an unhealthy lard fuck

>Shut down everything
>Mitigate the economic damage
Those are opposite goals. Exactly why everything isn't shut down.

>meme flag bites pasta
Pottery

Honestly you people laugh at rare Pepe hoarders, but you really dont have enough rare Pepes' yourselves. The average person uses 1 rare Pepe per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rare Pepes' a week. Over 100 a month. Rare Pepes' will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Hey how do I get on the payroll, faggot, you spam this every day.

Alright but who the fuck is "Senator Tom" and why should anyone give a shit what he says?

OR we can just leave people alone to make their own choices

He's not wrong.
SHUT IT DOWN

THE GOYIM KNOW!!!

He was right when he addressed Congress in January. Don't see why we shouldn't listen, now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act

Imagine being a disgusting mouth breathing mongrel who uses a roll of toilet paper a day instead of living like civilized human and owning a bidet. Toilet paper is meant to dry your ass AFTER cleaning it. Enjoy smearing shit all over your asshole you fucking degenerate.

Q predicted this

Stop giving him yous

Shush user. Where is the fun in pasta if you can't respond to it mock seriously?

Just a flu faggots.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 9001 roll per day. If you have a family of 36004, that's 252,028 rolls a week. Over 1,000,000 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>SENATOR TOM COTTON

He was the first politician to blame china and their Wuhan bio lab.
he also called for banning all flights instantly as soon as it was out.

you can just wash your ass with water like southern europeans, tp is not a must have for surviving brain dead americlap

1 rare pepe per day? do you have terminal chronic tfw no gf and eat only tendies?

>BREAKING
>NOBODY SENATOR NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE HE'S PART OF SOLVING THE NATION'S PROBLEM
What was this nigger saying in December or January?

This Tom dude seems based. I might vote for him for President. He seems to have been the only politician from the start who actually knew what the fuck was going on.

Remember when just the flu put all these people in hospital at once?

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Yup he knew how bad things really are

We have 1 case in my state. Stay the fuck out of our business. We'll take care of ourselves as long as we don't get overrun by infected.

They already had the preexisting condition of being Chinese idiot. It's just the sniffles.

I can make 2 rolls last almost a year

IVE GOT A BETTER IDEA

there is only one way to deal with the spread of the virus

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FUCK TOM

NOOOO STOP TRYING TO CONTAIN IT, I WANT A HAPPENING!!! NOOOOOOOO

>women
women with big pussy lips catch a lot of pee and use a big old wad to pad dry.

And no im not making this up. These are the things you learn when you dont miss out on teen love.

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Last century had the Roaring 20s. This century will have the Retarded 20s. Deal with it.

how convient they just let these poeple film.

He was saying that the virus was engineered in a lab and that we need to stop flights immediately.

Doctor/nurse is filming it

that's a bold move, cotton. lets see how it plays out

nigger who even needs toilet paper. I just clean my ass out in the shower after I take a shit. Toiler paper is the least necessary thing to hoard

Real talk, how does getting paid work if jobs are shut down? Will the government cover my wages?

THIS he was dropping bombs at the hearing

To close the border and end all travel too and from China. Based Arkansas Senator is based.

He was also on top of asymptomatic transmission and airborne spread

This guy should hang

b4 we hang him he should witness the torture and rape of his family

He's a Neocon and Bill Kristol's buttboy.

Not sure why he's off the (((reservation))) on this issue

Or just use a bidet like the rest of the civilized world you filthy mutt nigger

Idiots, WOMEN USE 1 ROLL PER DAY
EVERYONE USES TP TO BLOW THEIR NOSE AS WELL

Honestly you people laugh at kike shills, but you really dont have enough shills yourselves. The average person reads 6,000,000 shill post per day. If they shill for 6 sheckels a post, that's 252,000,000 sheckels a week. Over 1,008,000,000 a month. Kikes will shill their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

lol they already know
they just classified it for "national security reasons" because it would make everyone hate America even more than everyone alredy does

I use 6 a day, get on my level

You have all those guns!
just shoot the virus!
why are americans such faggots?

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Prepare. Its coming. Good luck.

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Tom knows what time it is
MARAUDER-CHAN IT'S GO TIME
MARAUDERS RISE UP

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Based dodgeposter