/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2158 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Thanks for being solid user

Does anyone have a high res of that JFK wall of text where it says Italy was meant to be first hit in Europe? Trying to red pill people

thread theme

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I. The retail trade for groceries, weekly markets, pick-up and delivery services, beverage markets, pharmacies, medical supply stores, drugstores, gas stations, banks and savings banks, post offices, hairdressers, dry cleaners, laundromats, newspaper sales, construction, horticultural and pet supplies markets is expressly NOT closed and wholesale. Rather, Sunday sales bans should generally be suspended for these areas until further notice. The opening of these facilities is subject to hygiene, control of access and the avoidance of queues. Service providers and craftspeople can continue to work. All healthcare facilities remain open, taking into account the increased hygienic requirements.

II. To be closed to the public
- Bars, clubs, discotheques, pubs and similar establishments
- Theaters, operas, concert halls, museums and similar institutions
- Trade fairs, exhibitions, cinemas, amusement and animal parks and providers of leisure activities (indoor and outdoor), special markets, amusement arcades, casinos, betting shops and similar facilities
- prostitution centers, brothels and similar establishments
- the sports business on and in all public and private sports facilities, swimming pools and fun pools, gyms and similar facilities
- all other retail outlets not mentioned elsewhere in this document, in particular outlet centers
- Playgrounds.

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>bOnOoEDR

LESS INFECTED AND DEAD IN ITALY THAN YESTERDAY
IT'S OVER YOU RETARDS

ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART TO PROTECT THE STREETS?

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BASED

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE HERE IN BRAZIL BECAUSE BOLSONARO IS A FUCKING RETARD

vittu

MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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Costa Rica lockdown 5 millon affected.
Declared State of emergency

translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://delfino.cr/2020/03/costa-rica-declara-estado-de-emergencia-casos-de-covid-19-suben-a-xx&usg=ALkJrhitwdGpT5yq4mAgukvVI0Rml6ZXYw

Texas finally thinks about getting drive through testing. We've tested 300 people in Texas. 300.

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That's funny because last night while posting against the shills here on the Corona threads I suddenly came to a dreadful but irrefutable conclusion. A Corona Virus infection cannot be eradicated from a body. Once infected you're infected for life. No immunity can be built up against it because it uses the immune system's antibodies to further infect and create cytokine storms in various organs which are Ebola level devastating. It's highly communicable but indiscernable since a carrier can be contagious while not displaying symptoms. The death rate is deceptive since it has only been circulating for a very short time, weeks in most places. Thus we only see it's initial onset and that is displayed with it wiping out the very old and sick. Since it is incurable and can reinfect multiple times in one sufferer, we have no idea what it will do 5 months 5 years or even 10 years down the line. It could be 80% fatal, even more regardless of age or health. Eventually it will wear down just about everybody except some few freaks of nature destined to be the progenitors of a new race of men. Thus it could be the ultimate threat to humanity. And so I reached my irrefutable conclusion. Quarantine is going to prove futile under the current plan. 1 month 2 months, 3 months, are irrelevant. No matter how long you quarantine the disease will come back because there will be survivors who have recovered. But as I said above all recoveries are temporary and in the end these survivors will start the spread of the disease again. Thus we must eradicate everyone who has it. This will be very dangerous and I propose it be carried out by armored vehicles with the soldiers inside under full biological combat warfare conditions. All sorts of weapons must be used, even flamethrowers. The entire planet must be scoured for the infected and regardless of race or age or sex all infected must be wiped off the map immediately and then burned. There can be no exceptions.

III. To be prohibited
- Get-togethers in clubs and other sports and leisure facilities as well as taking advantage of offers in adult education centers, music schools and other public and private educational institutions outside of school as well as travel by coach
- Meetings in churches, mosques, synagogues and the gatherings of other faith communities.

IV. To be issued
- Visitation regulations for hospitals, preventive and rehabilitation facilities, nursing homes and special forms of living within the meaning of SGB IX as well as similar facilities to limit the visit (e.g. visit once a day, for one hour, but not for children under 16 years, not for visitors with respiratory infections, etc.)
- in the above-mentioned institutions as well as in universities, schools and kindergartens, unless their operation has been completely stopped, a general entry ban for persons who have been in risk areas abroad or particularly affected regions in Germany according to the RKI classification in the last 14 days
- Requirements for canteens, restaurants, restaurants and hotels to minimize the risk of spreading the Corona virus, for example by regulating the distance between tables, regulating the number of visitors, hygiene measures and instructions
- Regulations that accommodation offers in Germany can only be used for necessary and expressly not for tourist purposes,
- Regulations that restaurants and dining establishments are generally to be opened no earlier than 6 a.m. and closed no later than 6 p.m.

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Guys my dad is Q he says we have 2 weeks

Tell her to post bobs and vageen or get off the internet!

Updated map incl. Greenland

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How does corona-chan inject bad stuff if she doesn't have a dick?
>inb4 viruses don't need dicks
They do, check pic related

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THREAD THEME!!!
twitter.com/RealToxicStrain/status/1238886578157731840?s=19

no one likes to work on mondays, not even corona-chan

Welp, I guess the scalpers will have to learn how to eat toilet paper.

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>memefag
>macaco
>hopes
>not peer reviewed study

So who's got Doom?

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ISLE OF MAN GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES ALL ARRIVALS TO THE ISLE OF MAN FROM MIDNIGHT TUESDAY WILL FACE 14 DAYS ISOLATION REGARDLESS OF SYMPTOMS.

ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
>ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
>ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
>ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED

IF YOU TRAVEL FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM TO THE ISLE OF MAN AS OF WEDNESDAY 00:00 MIDNIGHT YOU WILL BE QUARANTINED ON THE ISLE OF MAN

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/government-introduces-measures-to-combat-spread-of-coronavirus/

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

do you seriously think that we're capable of a plan like that also that asuka looks like she has downs

>All internet providers in Spain asked people to please not use so much the Internet and try to download big archives during the night

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It's your fault for not prepping, esquerdoso imundo

>Netherlands on lockdown, 17 million people
>archive.is/7dNlc
Reminder that our prime minister just told us on national tv that were going the meme herd immunity route

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reminder at least 25% of brazil's cases are thanks to some e-thot's wedding

>WASHINGTON STATE HAS FORCIBLY CLOSED ALL RESTAURANTS AND BARS AND WILL IMPRISON THOSE WHO DISREGARD THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS

WASHINGTON STATE HAS FORCIBLY CLOSED ALL RESTAURANTS AND BARS AND WILL IMPRISON THOSE WHO DISREGARD THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS

>WASHINGTON STATE HAS FORCIBLY CLOSED ALL RESTAURANTS AND BARS AND WILL IMPRISON THOSE WHO DISREGARD THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS

WASHINGTON STATE HAS FORCIBLY CLOSED ALL RESTAURANTS AND BARS AND WILL IMPRISON THOSE WHO DISREGARD THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS

>WASHINGTON STATE HAS FORCIBLY CLOSED ALL RESTAURANTS AND BARS AND WILL IMPRISON THOSE WHO DISREGARD THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS

Aren't there two or three regions left to count?

put speakers to max and play youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY on repeat

Based Honker cheering on the defeat of coronavirus

luv me hazmat
luv me gasmask
luv me filters
luv me years supply of bog roll
'ate chinks
'ate coofers
'ate the non prepped

simple as

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I love raisins guys, I'm afraid that I'll eat all of them. Fuckin love em so much, how do I keep them around longer? I have 10 boxes but still.

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WELP, WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN LOCKDOWN

Also
>chat has been deactivated for this broadcast
topkek

They are literally creating a prison planet

for Italy I mean

My pants are not locked down user chan.

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Did you really think a first world(ish lel europe) country would run out of supplies?

Digusting
Mutts will pay

I was planning on buying a newer car next week. Think I should go for it so I have one before the happening, wait a few weeks for a maybe price drop, or just wait till the collapse of civilization and take one?

We already knew africa is not getting hit as hard, this is nothing new.

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Cry more esquerdopata

>manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/government-introduces-measures-to-combat-spread-of-coronavirus/
SAUCE?

Its over!!

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so it isn't just a flu?

HOARD AND BUY CRYSTALS
>cheap
>more spiritual powers than ((((gold)))) and ((((silver))))
>will be worth much much more when SHTF
BUY OR FIND CRYSTALS! Don't listen to the silver and gold kike, he's a market shill. Crystal and dream guy signing off

bros i left my house and went to a barns and noble today despite my best judgement, am i fucked? there were like 5 people there.

Thing to keep an eye on, the IOC and maybe WHO are meeting on the 17th to discuss how to handle the Olympics and all the calls for cancellation. If the Olympics are going to be cancelled this is likely where they will decide.

no more piracy for you, capitan.

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France update any second?

>Denmark: closes schools
>Norway: closes schools
>Finland: closes schools
>Iceland: closes schools

>Sweden: accepts hundreds of new migrants from the Middle East, sends our state epidemiologist to Somalia, and tells the public corona doesn't spread on trains

Please help us. Send in your armies and conquer Stockholm. We will not resist.

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I didn't and that's basically the point, I went to another supermarket on saturday and there was plenty of toilet paper as well.

No speakers, I'm with headphones now, listening to Battlefield Vietnam songs

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL10D8AD8BDB171DFE

How much of a historical impact will this have?

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This. It's ending soon. Praise and glory to Jesus Christ, may he have mercy on us.

Bros, after this I'm going to really appreciate my life more.

The fact immune cells develop and prevent reinfection blows the ADE theory out of the water.

>it is not a flue
?

It was never just the flu bro

When did these Corona Virus #### begin?
>date
>I remember I was tracking it in the XX days.
earliest graphic I saved was 21-Jan-2020
How long has Yas Forums been on it?

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It is
but after two weeks instead of getting better you just die

she's still weak, please giver lend her your power

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We aint touching your shit nigga

well, something like that.

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>Germany announces shut down of borders and everything except food and pharmacies
>Bus Simulator 18 is released
WHAT
DID
THEY
MEAN
BY
THIS

Isn't it great?

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buy it for me faget

RAM RANCH UNDER LOCKDOWN

28 U.S MARINES EN ROUTE

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You're probably fine, user.

wow
>wooooowwwww
wow
>I wouldn’t be surprised if
FUCK OFF LOOKNER

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This artpiece 1987
In corona spinea maledictum solvit antiquum
The crown of thorns solves the old curse

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I disagree, I think that it'll spark up again just like it did in China in june 2020.

#FAKE NEWS!!!
GET OFF MY POL YOU FUCKING DEMOCRATS!!!

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>Spain 9940 (342)
10k soon brothers

fucking cry and seethe more you filthy petista, go to chicom land if you hate your country

Orgonite masterrace checking in

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He did say a few years ago that he wanted brazil to have a civil war to kill some of the population. It's this government's fault but also brazilians in general are retarded and have no self discipline, so coronavirus is gonna have a great time over here.

Play weebshit songs on full volume for retribution

This faggot little virus won’t Cause a pandemic

>do you seriously think that we're capable of a plan like that
You and your (((best ally))) are the only ones who are not only capable to create and implement such plan, but also the only ones inhuman and misanthropic enough to kill thousands or even millions of people because of shekels.

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>punish russia
>russia is doing virtually the best out of all nations names
Okay igor. I see you.

We closed our borders one hour ago, OP.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/15/coronavirus-bars-restaurants-closed-states/5055634002/

IT'S HAPPENING
ME AND MY BUDS ARE STOCKING UP ON AMMO
WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED

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>this week is THE week to practice social distancing

based disinformation spreader getting people to let their guard down after the first week

retarded americans actually believe there is a single "peak" and that hunkering down for a week or two will "flatten the curve" when in reality there will be multiple peaks in different communities and there is no such thing as "the" week to practice social distancing lmao

america is FUCKED

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>China seems to have survived ok the full lockdown and their economy will probably be fully recovered in a few months
>The US and Europe seem to be on the verge of fucking economic collapse after 1 week of varying degrees of lockdown and inaction

Maybe the Chinese are actually ok and we are the pathetic ones.

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239631056581668867

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When will the /cvg/ number surpass the worldwide death toll?

WHAT HAPPENED TO HERD IMMUNITY

>post your face when Anime and especially hentai becomes a valid form of currency once the internet gets murked

im gonna be rich

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About as much as Spanish flu and Great Depression combined

28 COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH

Stock markets drop 30% across the board
SMEs bankrupt from shutting down for months
Entire world simply stops

this will go down in history alongside 9/11 and '08 crash as defining moments of early 21st century

FRIENDLY REMINDER
>no-name town
>no-name town
>no-name town
>minor city
>minor city
>BOOM

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No u qnigger
Got bad news for you user

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just the flu, bro

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Today, in Belgium, they used this virus as a pretext to stage a coup, with the support of the king.

We now have a jewish walloon female as our prime minister, which nobody voted for. She would remain in power for the next 4 years.

hln.be/nieuws/binnenland/nu-al-politieke-kink-in-de-kabel-partijen-maken-voorbehoud-tegen-nieuwe-regering-wilmes-ii~a4ea2e10/

She should stop using google translate

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I prefer salt.

no

die in filth

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The Herd lives on

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very nice. rose quartz and amethyst checking in. The rose quartz that I have I found myself in some dirt hill side in the woods. It's a big chunk

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In Cali People are starting to turn on each other already but not specifically “preppers” or “hoarders”. Apparently having stockpiles of food at home is selfish to others cause of the markets. I guess before all this it would’ve been fine but all non preppers are coping hard right now. The news went up to these people targeting them and asking my why they are “hoarding” and then they responded that it was for five families they didn’t know how to spin the story negatively. Fuckin aye man

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Shill

Hehe rook pigskin we recovered before you now ret us herp you with owa supeior sciance!
youtu.be/v_8DgoaYcWg

ZERO BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Based and greenpilled.

GERManons in hessia, when you think the lockdown will hit our state?

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>and their economy will probably be fully recovered in a few months

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GONNA FUCK PRINCE HARRY'S BUTT

You guys got any good vidya for the quarantine? Getting kinda bored of HOI IV or Skyrim

"Stop right there! How dare you be a small business owner and try to exists in a market with muh big companies? There's coronavirus! Don't you have any concern of people's health?"

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Fuck justaflubro niggers who didn't prep. May they all starve.

Macaques are not considered a valid model for human infection with coronaviruses.
In vitro immunity to SARS depends on depletion of antibodies. Six months.

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Oh vey! and that's a good thing

2 weeks quarantine is nothing, I did more when I was a teen

DAMN!!!!!

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>Bros, after this I'm going to really appreciate my life more.

Me too.
Praise Jesus.

looks like commie+capitalism works better than democracy+capitalism

EUROPE IS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS

twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/1239631947653095424

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French update on numbers, pls

People in Spain are buying dogs just as an excuse to leave their houses so they aren't cooped up with cabin fever. It's a good plan but something tells me they'll just ditch a lot of them after it is all over. Spain has a big problem with just abandoning animals on the side of the roads

>Send in your armies and conquer Stockholm
why would anyone want Stockholm?

Germans can get busy autisming in vidya

BREAKING: San Francisco Mayor Breed puts city on lockdown, says residents will be required to stay at home except for essential needs
>BREAKING: San Francisco Mayor Breed puts city on lockdown, says residents will be required to stay at home except for essential needs
BREAKING: San Francisco Mayor Breed puts city on lockdown, says residents will be required to stay at home except for essential needs
>BREAKING: San Francisco Mayor Breed puts city on lockdown, says residents will be required to stay at home except for essential needs
BREAKING: San Francisco Mayor Breed puts city on lockdown, says residents will be required to stay at home except for essential needs

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239631056581668867

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NEET bros we were shaped and molded for this moment

Yeah i have a belgian friend and hè shitposts about your government daily on Facebook. You guys are so screwed. Sorry my funny talking neighbours ;_;

We're all confined at home for 2 weeks.

check
do they not realize that "flatten the curve" doesn't mean they won't get it but that they just get it later on? They all think they'll be one of the ones benefiting form "herd immunity" when no, they'll be the herd.

based

might 'clean' my crystals too tomorrow, not done it for a while

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Social credit score raised.

Remember the first rule of prepping.

gonna die

No idea but really wanted to hit the gym tomorrow
What part of hessia you from?

What indicates on an increasing demand for gems and what gems specifically?

Corona confirmed hoax. Just a new strain of flu, not at all deadlier. Officials know this, which is why they push for herd immunity. You all fell for the fearmongering. Sadly you will have to go to school again, bummer. Better check what other things happened during the time you were spamming this board with nonsense

>sends our state epidemiologist to Somalia
No way that's true
>looks at flag
h-haha...right?

F

Meh I prefer her to Bart "nothingburger let's all dress up as ABBA" De Wever

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who knows they might get couped if she fails

Seems fun.

Webm it.

It's worse than you think. This situation is something we've never faced before on the planet. The bubonic plague didn't even bring the economy to it's knees like the current economic crisis.

The caronavirus is officially a 2nd priority now. The first is the economy.
Problem: can't have one without allowing the other, what do?
The answer is ignore the virus and let it kill people.
No seriously. Let it in because we're gonna lose way more people with this economic crisis.

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GET IN HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=_BNLqQMpsII

Maryland is closing restaurants/casinos/public gatherings over 50 people
It’s happening

Why does worldmeters.info refuse to put anything about canada on their page? They put literally who countries news on there but every single I check and 90% of the time they intentionally leave canada off.

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Wait what

SAN FRANCISCO ON LOCKDOWN STARTING AT MIDNIGHT. RESIDENTS ONLY ALLOWED OUT FOR "ESSENTIAL NEEDS"

>SAN FRANCISCO ON LOCKDOWN STARTING AT MIDNIGHT. RESIDENTS ONLY ALLOWED OUT FOR "ESSENTIAL NEEDS"

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239631461403287556

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239631461403287556

To all the retards thinking this is a chink shill, threadly reminder this is just a regular faggot retard "pretending" to be retarded for (you)s. Yas Forums isn't mainstream enough for the CCP to give a shit. If you want to see real chink shilling check out the normalfag sites

MUH MENTAL HEALTH
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY NOT GO OUTSIDE FOR 3 MONTHS?!?!?

>coronachan enables a jewish woman to take over belgium
damn, that's one hell of a coincidence

It will be called the lost year, if not the lost decade
But only if well get out of it.

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so where do the homeless go?

>The legislative role of the french parliament will be suspended to allow Macron to take decisions with executive orders only (no votes).

For Frenchfags:
archive.vn/k3l5t

>Il y'aura un avant et un après. L'avenir du pays est en train de se jouer.

>La crise sanitaire va être violente, beaucoup plus que dans les autres pays européens car la France a tardé à mettre en place les mesures adaptées.
>Néanmoins la crise sanitaire sera assez facilement contenue à terme, avec un pic atteint avant le mois de juin normalement.

>....

stay safe faggots

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Bolsonaro should get a nobel peace prize if he kills all the leftards in Brazil.
Even if trough Corona.

So I left Spain after graduating and came to Russia for a few months to get some things sorted (specifically the obligatory military shit), I have a flight back on the 24th to the south of Spain but seeing as the situation there is fucked up I have the option to stay here instead. Should I?

youtube.com/watch?v=J3O8w-u08eI

Medic say Spain government control number coronavirus test and do nothing, Spain is Fucked.

China's economy is completely fucked because they don't enough food, which they supply from the west. They are going to starve.

lmao I can't believe Greenland has the virus. How long until it gets to Madagascar?

I'm so bored lads there's literally nothing on TV and everythings closed

This sucks

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Fags btfo

2 weeks minimum, he des not want to panic the brainlets

Pence gives update

pscp.tv/w/cT53ijFEWUVYa3ZOV0F5amd8MXlOR2FRZWpiYnJHamWpoAAvS2NeSdkppCBO547p66EEQZWldcXmbAva0ARm

Nah unless you're female and willing to take my dick, I don't see that happening nice try tho.

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Just the opening salvo fren

>- prostitution centers, brothels and similar establishments

>be me
>be autistic incel
>getting Yas Forums this year
>finally gathered the courage to visit a prostitute

Lmao, guess I'll die a virgin

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kek

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>tfw haven't prepped yet because I think I have the virus and also because no one in my whole city has bothered panic shopping
Granted, my town is full of boomers, but at the same time there's tons of imported niggers too so I thought by now at least shoe stores would be cleared out.

The era of the NEET has begun.

youtube.com/watch?v=1pv2N98-O14
BURGER CONFERENCE HAPPENING

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based Asukaposter

Anons, a simple question (and no, I am not a nothingburger,):

So allegedly there was a flu season in Germany 2017/2018 that killed 25.000 people. Flu season lasts for how long? How many people died of the flu daily? How were hospitals not overwhelmed? How was the healthcare not stretched to the limit? Why did no one give a fuck? Why wasn't there 24/7 media hype? Why wasn't the entire country locked down? Why didn't we close our borders?

And no fuck given for the "but we have a vaccine for the flu" bullshit.

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Safeway this morning.

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Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=J3O8w-u08eI

Spain is meltdown.

It's not very deadly but the problem is it's very contagious. Enjoy your healthcare imploding because of no room in ICU... Lombardy is almost there.

WHY CAN EVERYONE AROUND US CLOSE THEIR BORDERS BUT WE CAN'T
THIS IS SO UNFAIR

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nah I ain't a faget leik u lol

While our situation isn't good, no one should believe this guy. He's nuts.

walloon prefer to be ruled by a minority government as long as he sticks it to the flemish

I'm finding a non-pozzed qt and taking her out of the country. That's it.

Here user

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I said it weeks ago. ADE will not happen

TRUMP IS ON
youtube.com/watch?v=_BNLqQMpsII

Why are nothingburger still being so smug? Especially boomers. Is it because trump tested negative for the virus? Why couldn’t he test positive bros? I just wanted him and pence to be tested positive so the whole world comes crashing down. Now boomers are being smug as fuck right now saying this virus is a nothingburger. I’m being to have low morale for this happening.

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Uhh New York, Los Angeles, Ohio, Michigan, and Pennsylvania already did this

They already tried to slide an encryption ban through congress

What is the breakdown by age and race for recoveries and deaths?

What a time to be alive.

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>first world(ish lel europe)

This amerimutt, thinks he's first world.
Lol, good one!
Massive Kek.

Also, you are very stupid. We will all face shortages of supplies if this goes on for three months.

America certainly will. In one week time. It will mostly be democrats and niggers, but still...

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Keep them more out of sight/reach.

That’s what the Hapenning is user, boring, it’s what comes after that’s full of pain and excitement

>everybody gets a dog
>dogs are vectors
>dogs don't know about social distancing
>dogs like to sniff each others butts and lick human faces
The entire country of Spain is going to get infected with this stupid shit, even during lockdown. By their pets.
Well done, paellabro's.

Tou should know kike

Good Luck breaking through the programming. Most all of us have tried w/ friends and family only to be scorned or mocked. Then, much to our chagrin, when the big glowing idiot box tells them what to think, they begin to say, "maybe you were right about that, BUT"--Or as has been sometimes the case, they act as if they knew all along, perhaps even that it was THEY who told YOU!

That would be a lot of bodies though.

it's conditioning. you don't tell someone they have to stay home all year to start with. you ease them into the idea.

Back like a week before Christmas I got super sick with what I thought was the flu. It lasted well over three and a half weeks though when the flu usually passes in four days tops for me. Then of course the gf got it but her immune system is shittier than mine so she went to the hospital and when they tested her for flu and common cold she came back negative. Is it possible coronavirus has been out since before the Wuhan epidemic started? What the fuck made me sick for a month?

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Expect major media blackouts from this.
I have no doubt they're required now (how convenient for some people though).
Also reminder this started from a factory owned by George Soros. The fucker earns money in crashes.

Someone needs to kill him. He is literally a physical threat to our personal existence now.

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the crash is intentional
see:
we're being saved from this scam fiat meme currency

Nigger, do you have IQ of a yoghurt or are you working for CIA?

40% of China's GDP is American purchases and they depend on our food for survival. We can destroy their country with the snap of a finger.

asking for advice on Bangladeshi kite testing forum....

BURGER KING IS TALKING

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youtube.com/watch?v=_BNLqQMpsII&feature=emb_title

TRUMP ANNOUNCED NATIONAL QUARANTINE/LOCKDOWN.

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someone coofs on the fucker already

He's pounding that bargaining stage hard

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just go to kaufmich.de and fuck a private prostitute

you know what to do after hit madagascar.

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All jokes aside, what the hell is wrong with Sweden? Some sort of mass psychosis?

One day your country will collapse, as in seriously end of days collapse, and we share a 1630 km border with you nutcases...

Here she would insta lose her job after filming patients like that.

Normies will go crazy from the isolation
I'm loving it

Just the old people, amirite.

Rally the boys

Fucking mong

pic looks like a doll, wanna touch it

LINK, NIGGER

>and they depend on our food for survival

this is a whole new level of delusion

So it was about money all along?

LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

Democracy is incredibly gay

because the flu only kills actual old and sick people

It doesn't give permanent lung tissue damage in 80% of infections.

All a muffin burgah

I thought we were gonna handle it the worst, but I guess not.

>boomer remover
>boomer doomer
>zyklon C
what else

muh vaccines

Donald says we're going to have a big celebration when this is all over in a few weeks

Based bill Mitchell. Jim’s greatest archenemy

k nvm

>the crash is intentional
I know user. It was Soros all along. He owns the country that owns a pharmaceutical and viral research facility in Wuhan, which will never be confirmed as the source of the virus even though they have fucking papers from Wuhan about this sort of virus from 2008.

Ik ben ne Vlaming joengeuh
Houdt niet weg dat De Wever nen onnozele kloot is
Nice digits though

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Wuhan Live Webcam.
What do you reckon is blacked out at the docks?
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8

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Jews are fucking everywhere, tho.

Also retarded Deanos causing bother by not obeying Spanish laws because they want to get pissed.

>Belgium

who cares?
Not even the Dutch care enough to take you back.

You're just E.U.'s poodle-state.

This just mean more nig nogs running around... great...

neither does coronachan you fucking retard panicker nigger

I don't even need to watch it, I know exactly what it will be.
>Pence going THERE IS A SITUATION without offering any actual solutions
>Trump coping even harder
>Random experts who say a lot but nothing at the same time
>Journalists asking WhAt Is A vIrUs

>anything else than The Chinese Plague
Why?

>US market fucked beyond repair
>chinks are already recovering
>"this was american's doing, comrade"
The vodka is frying your brain, Ivan. Lay off it for a bit, you're enough of a dumbass already

You haven't been listening very well

>last three US press conferences for Covid was corporate fellatio on live tv
Someone give me tldw for this one. I feel like my IQ is being drained every time I listen to him speak.

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underrated post

i kek'd

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Hey just came here to say Macron declared a nationwide confinement for 2 weeks

For now, that is. There is nothing in Africa that can stop the virus.

WHY WONT THEY SHUT THE BORDERS
WE'RE A FUCKING ISLAND THIS IS EASY AS FUCK

Macron said "nous sommes en guerre"
>We are at war

Oh fug its happening

Any burger states left?

thumbnail looks like a dildo collecting
go check your doctor for gathering phallus objects

>checked for Dad working at Nintendo

They want Corona Chan to reach your bats

ENTIRE BAY AREA ON LOCKDOWN
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>ENTIRE BAY AREA ON LOCKDOWN

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Normies

>What do you reckon is blacked
ur mum tonight

because its racist

hahaha.
I've been to your filthy country and others like it.

Your people (sadly) haven't been relevant for hundreds of years. Do better user!

THE LARPERS WERE RIGHT IT'S HAPPENING
QUARANTINE NOW
>QUARANTINE NOW
QUARANTINE NOW
>QUARANTINE NOW
QUARANTINE NOW
>QUARANTINE NOW
QUARANTINE NOW
>QUARANTINE NOW
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>WHATEVER IT TAKES
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>WHATEVER IT TAKES
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>WHATEVER IT TAKES
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>WHATEVER IT TAKES

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You will have to live isolated on your mountain for months to come.

Well, you care because otherwise you're a broke nigger...

MILLENNIALS AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's not my picture. I just got it off jewgle

I'm going to die a virgin

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It's way too late for that
Corona is merely an accelerant
Oil price is about to blow the banks out of the water

Another bailout could legitimately lead to mass civil unrest in the current climate

At this point we just sit back and watch the fireworks

National guard checkpoints when?!

San Francisco going into lockdown.

What's gonna happen with all the homeless people?

MILLENNIALS

Do you think before you post?

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East TN, foodcity well stocked including tp, but much more traffic.
People i spoke to dont believe dire threat, but concerned about others' panic buying. Be safe, anons

>be me
>poorfag
>clients didn't pay me
>no money to do food shopping
>no money to pay next rent
>in lockdown, no means to do any kind of job for income
>no parents that can help financially
I'm going full raiding mode in a couple of days if the situation does not improve anons

but this is SARS-cov-2?

>Millenials are the core group that will stop this virus

OH MY GOD WE'RE FUCKED

This isn't cope. This something else, and it's hilarious to watch.

Lube IS an essential

Ain’t it a bit late for that when some Californians who tested positive left the state before their results were even shared?

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Millenials lmaoooo

There is a lot of hysteria at the moment from the blueticks either shitting on trump and boris johnson (depending where you live), or completely dismissing anything about it to blindly defend them

Thanks user

>MILLENIALS
yeah we are ded

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So what did Micron say? Is he finished?
I literally couldn't watch it because I would of just have grabbed my mandatory Yellow Jacket and go murder my local authority.

Thanks for the video / info.
It says it's in Bergamo, Italy, by the way.

If we didn't care before, do you really think we're going to care now?

zijn allemaal nutteloze kloten

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M A N L E T
A
N
L
E
T

No we're just fat burgers. Underestimate us.

>tumblr photo
You have to go BACK

>"M-Millenials are the greatest age group!!"
>"P-please don't go outside, we could get s-sick..."

lmao

>It's my time
>No one can see my effortless NEETing

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Canada it's happening!

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He literally mentioned herd immunity

>MANLET ALARM
MANLET ALARM
>MANLET ALARM
MANLET ALARM
>MANLET ALARM

Happy 180k Coronachan!

checked
this

lol no

We will be fine

FUCK MY GENERATION!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW:

THE ENTIRE SILICON VALLEY IS GOING ON HOME ISOLATION!!!!
>San Francisco
>palo Alto
>Menlo Park
> thE HQ of Google. Twitter, Facebook, APPLE

Based

But I prefer being a broke nigger free than a rich enslaved nigger, user.

I just think that what you provided was empty of info.

Perhaps title loan ! If own car titlemax easy

Florida master race reporting in from the whitest part of the state.

New to the threads huh?

Fuck

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