3 days confined inside and I already want to fucking die

3 days confined inside and I already want to fucking die.

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You got the virus?

You can't leave?

Los hikikomori heredaremos el mundo.

People who have trouble with self-isolation are the kinds of people who don't feel comfortable being alone with themselves. I might have herd immunity, but at least I don't have a herd mentality

imagine if this was 1348 during the black plague. theyd just nail your door shut until you died.

No

No. The police is everywhere and I will get fined.

lmao get fucked normalfag

Go walk to Coviran and buy some milk, idiot. Or just pretend to be going to work. I go back and forth to an office every day, no bother. Even go through the park.

I am a loner without friends.

I just want to take a hike for a few minutes outside of my goddamn house.

I am not infected.

The absolute state of normalfags. You hate yourself so much that the idea of spending 3 days alone with yourself drives you crazy

Where the fuck did all these normies come from

Go on vr chat or something

Bro, I'm waiting for midnight to do /nightwalk/, you should do the same ;-)

Must suck being forced by the government. I wouldn't know what that's like, because I'm American.

Get fucked, Pedro.

Just do what I do and watch crunchy roll all day.

Just go play some fucking video or board games, man.

unironically normie scum

People get fined randomly if the officer just feels like it especially if you have no proof that you work somewhere.

what's your problem, wanked through all pornhub vids already?

I've been home for like one week. I have yet to notice any difference from my usual life.

You must not have a faggot Governor. Fuck Cuomo.

Thank God I live in the countryside, I can go for a walk everyday so I can stop thinking about coronachan

>pornhub

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Weird. Where are you? Here in Granada, I just walk down the street, police cars pass me, I nod at them, and they carry on. I carry a laptop case, to look like I'm going to work (inside is an umbrella and a carton of milk).

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I saw this for $19 and it took 3.5 hours because I was OCD as fuck about the stickers and it was the best quarantine activity of all time just order some model kits online.

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The faggot governors still couldn't force you inside. Nothing stopping you from driving out of that shithole. If they think they can force you then they can get the 2nd amendment in their face.

fuck you normie

Kek extroverts are the real cancer this virus kills

>No. The police is everywhere and I will get fined.
are you a nigger?

you don’t belong here

>countryside

Es peor, si nos vamos a la mierda, los primeros en ser abandonados seréis vosotros.
El gobierno no se preocupará por alimentar o garantizar el suministro a las pequeñas regiones.

Based as fuck.

Read a book.

basado y enpastillado rojo. tengo meses sin salir de la casa, estoy preparado para esto.

the niggers and the spics are the only ones that don't give a fuck about staying at home actually

fucking this. I'm 24 and already craving to fuck my 37 year old coworker. this quarantine and high test is making me crawl the walls of my house

Cordoba. I also live in a fairly central/touristy place which makes everything worse.

Sounds like heaven. I hate interacting with people

>Implying I couldn't grow my own food

Todo el mundo sabe que en el rural se sobrevive más tiempo al apocalipsis. Take the countrypill

But we can feed ourselves. All my neighbours work in the invernaderos and bring me vegetables all the time. I should make more of an effort to make friends with people at the lonja in the port, then I'd get fish too. And it's useful to know your local Vox party representatives as well. All you have to do is attend meetings, pay EUR 5 subs per month, and give them likes on their facebook page.

I haven't had sex in 5 days.

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I'm afraid of meeting a prostitute coz I read the virus fucks yours testicles up
I can't stop fapping all day, no wonder we are running out of toilet paper

Exactly. I just finished all Howard's Conan stuff on Gutenberg and am now going through the Dune series and some Babylon book by Maslow off archive.org. Great fun, and it's never been easier to amuse yourself at home.

I've spent the last week working from home pottering around the garden preparing for spring. Feels good lads.

I still have to work as a software engineer 9 hours a day.

The last thing I want is more psychological work.

I'm on 12 years

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I'll probably leave and stay with family down south if this drags out. For now, I'm still working like normal.

lol same
blijf save tho

Based autist

Once shit goes tits up it will be too late. Leave ASAP.

I went out biking for a few hours saturday, plenty of others out there, didn't even know about the mandatory confinement until yesterday lol.

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But I made a fort from cushions and need to protect my tp.
Just kidding. I've always prepped to bug in. I have a bag, but need to swap out some winter clothes.

There was no lockdown in Saturday.

it's been a month for me. stopped going out since Feb.

Whats wrong with you weaklings. This is unironically the best things will ever be.

Social distancing should be the norm desu. I love working from home and getting piss drunk at 9 am, its like i am a neet again. Not to mention all i need to do is a cough a bit and people freak give me my space.

Il get arrested at some point but my fucking god i love this

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>getting piss drunk at 9 am, its like i am a neet again
oh wow this sure seems great

Whats wrong with enjoying the buzz all the way to lunch, brunch and dinner?

Just what I was thinking lately too. People here are too close, too familiar, I prefer if others leave me a little more space.
whew, then just I was right to use my last day of freedom before that.

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wish the uk would tell us to stay inside, I don't wanna go to work lols

Do it Alejandro, so I can laugh at you.

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>stuck in your hole with no routine
>unable to go to the gym, hiking, cycling or whatever
>can't meet any girls so I'm actually an incel now
>don't even care, just get shitfaced from dusk til dawn
>somehow this is a satisfying way to live
Do Norwegians really?