White House Press Conference: Corona Task Force

Countrywide lockdown like France. Expect military checkpoints everywhere. Within the week. All non-essential operations to be terminated by end of week and last until the end of March at minimum.

Plz

white house literally on damage control keeping trump away from the podium

notice how he hasn't spoken at length since his disastrous conference a few days ago?

15 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD

15 DAY NATIONAL LOCKDOWN CONFIRMED HOLY FUCK

I have a weird feeling about this one.

It's over Carlos.

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CONFIRMED

WE ONLY HAVE 15 DAYS LEFT TO LIVE!!!!

What does the small text say?

>It's over Carlos.
Q predicted this.

You can’t rewrite history user. You guys called Trump racist for cancelling flights from China

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if hillary would have won, we'd all be in fema camps right now

DETAILS LOCKDOWN/QUARANTINE MEASURES

TRAINS, PLANES, SCHOOLS, ETC.

CALLED IT.

MODS STICKY

Based TRUMP.
MAGA KAG 2020 FTW
GET FUCKED DEMONRATS

STICKY INCOMING

LETS SEE HOW THIS MORON EXAGGERATES AND LIES YET ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE

VACCINE CANDIDATE BEGUN PHASE 1 CLINICAL TRIAL

seek help

Is she from Krypton?

ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD QUARANTINE.

FEMA FUCKING CAMPS CONFIRMED.

EASING PEOPLE INTO SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT.

lmaoooo Trump reads like a 5 year old. He's trying SO HARD to just read the words and pronounce them correctly, his flow sounds so shitty.

HEY MILLENNIAL THAT'S MEE

MILENNIALS BTFO

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MILLENNIAL AHAHAA

here we fucking go
>millennials are ruining the spread of coronavirus

>"TWO PILLAR APPROACH!!"
FUCKING FREE MASON SCUM!!!

INB4 CNN CALLS 'FAMILY QUARANTINING' ESSENTIAL TO CONDITION MASSES.

if the entire family is quarantined, who's going to get food?

FEMA FROM OUTSIDE YOUR TENT

Basically every major world leader made major virus announcements today.

WASHES THRU

Why does she always wear a Chinese clothes?

>blame millennials
>conservative niggers and fox news camwhores repeatedly tell everyone that it's just the cold and they should go outside and dine and party

July - August time frame.

How is he still in office?

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MARKET CRASHING

"FEMA TOTALLY INVOLVED"

HAHA CAMPS CONFIRMED

JULY

FEMA IS INVOLVED

To help her deal with the china virus

FEMA IS ON IT
>FEMA IS ON IT
FEMA IS ON IT
>FEMA IS ON IT
FEMA IS ON IT
>FEMA IS ON IT
FEMA IS ON IT
>FEMA IS ON IT
FEMA IS ON IT
>FEMA IS ON IT

wow, this time trump is quite based

>juli-august

my own estimates were a bit shorter than his, some nations said that they are developing a cure, so logistics and cure creation would put the first cures available in low amounts, would be after a month!

The best part is when he avoids saying the thing that is annoying him most.

CHIMPOUT COMING

You're a stupid fucker. We are lucky to have Trump during this crisis.

lmao no dji bump this time trmup

I know, juanito

Spencer is a sellout

That's a lot of months of suck. I can't see some people like the ones in NYC being able to socially isolate for that long with out going batshit insane.

>We are lucky to have Trump during this crisis.

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Actually me. Eat a dick faggot.

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Question: is the us postal service closed for 15 days?

they won't do anything other than complain about it on social media, and that'll be enough to keep them preoccupied for a few months

could i suck your dick bro? id love to reverse cowgirl you while you spread my asshole apart and tongue it

Sounds like fun :)

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Wal-Mart fema camps confirmed

It’s so that people like you can understand.

Is this meant to be impressive you dumb looking retard

"TAKING OVER BUILDINGS THAT AREN'T USED"

HE'S FUCKING LEAKING FEMA CAMPS ASSHOLES LISTEN UP

you seem like you've eaten plenty.

Lol like some retard that can't send a photo with proper orientation suddenly has more authority behind their posts because he stands around the gym.

THE CORONAVIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL

!!!!!

>Is the economy going under a recession?
>WELL IT VERY WELL MAY BE

!!!!!!!

Trump says economy could go into recession, but will bounce back high.

wow

TRUMP JUST SLIPPED

>reporter: will the economy go into a recession
>trump: well maybe

Get fucked corona chan, Trump knocks this bitch out easy and the media at the same time. 2020 ez win

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nothingburgers btfo

This is all starting to get a little ridiculous.
>maybe we should cancel some big events and people should be smart about their hygiene and social interactions
>wait no let's shut down everything
>don't even go outside
>quarantine your entire family actually
fuck you, I'm over it
this virus doesn't exist for me anymore, I'll do what I want

Back to his energetic self, that's noteworthy

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>UHHH NO I MEAN WHAT WE'RE DOING IS UNDER CONTROL. THE VIRUS ISN'T UNDER CONTROL.
II think we're losing .01-.02% of the S&P 500 for every syllable he speaks. We might hit the 2nd circuit breaker before market close today.

The haircut looks good boys.

That's now, right?

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yes its live

Damn, she cute

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Got guns and ammo too. This is who'll you'll be fighting if the worst comes to worst liberal scum.

Nope. I'm saying that this is the person you're dealing with. Good luck faggot.

>are people messing with us on the internet
>well I can't say for sure

!!!!!!!!!!

cringe

Guys should I make a trip to Chic-Fil-A or is it too risky?

"It's nobody's fault unless you go to the original source."

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Based Satan

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He called out the Yas Forums

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Ni hao *cough*

i want to see trump do the goatse

Easy to speak online faggot. Hope you never meet me in real life.

You are a retarded nigger.

So still no Nationwide shutdown? I gotta keep going to work?

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Ugly

grilled chicken club with pepperjack, don't be a fucking bitch.

why does trump hold beverages with two hands like a child?

Can't actually do that, no circuit breakers after 3:30.

For you mutts, her sharp and stern aryan features make us germans peepees go woowooow

Can’t catch the virus if we’re all dead

>TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
>TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
>TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
>TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL
>TREMENDOUSLY UNDER CONTROL

*cough*

Because that suit costs more than your car

this press conference is tremendously tremendous so far

qt pie asian

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>tremendously under control
>literally 5 minutes before: no one has it under control

>hiv epidemic was solved
>encouraging degenerates to take prep

BLUMPF just admitted we're probably headed for a recession, and the virus is not under control

we are unironically FUCKED

>USING THE RESPONSE TO HIV AS AN ANALOGOUS

COVID-19 IS MANMADE WITH HIV INSERTIONS

LMAO WHAT A SHILL GIVEAWAY

GAY FAGS SHOULD DIE

4/10
would piss on

Based nothingburger fag.

Get ready to become a coffer soon.

>headed

we’re already there buddy

HAVE YOUR PPE ON
>HAVE YOUR PPE ON
HAVE YOUR PPE ON
>HAVE YOUR PPE ON

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I already got food poisoning. I think A team all ran away.

Camboooooooooooooo

>is this nigga 4 real

The PP is talking

>t.R Kelly

Does Trump groom Pence's hair too??

I think Trump is learning. He's allowing people who know shit talk and seems to actually have been briefed on some talking points.

Dropped the ball, but he's picking it right back up.

As dumb as Trump is, he sounds like a genius compared to Pence