/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2157 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Honestly, I thought Trudeau's speech was pretty good. I like the he touched on, and emphasized, the important of community. To be specific, he noted we don't have to socially isolate during hard times. As he said, "pick up the phone and give your friends and family a call."

I wish he would have touched added support for the elderly. When speaking about community, that I just mentioned, he should have noted to call the elderly.

Although he spoke on general economics, related to the current situation, I'm still unsure how it'll play out. Canada can invest however much they want, Trudeau mentioned it'll be in the billions, but that money can only go so far. It's up to the citizens, buying and selling product again, for the gears to really start turning. And speaking about that, I don't know how long that will take. The primary focus for everyone in Canada, both the government and citizens, is to beat the virus and return to normal

>My parents can't stay inside because of their mental health
>This is ridiculous...if my mum has to stay isolated it will have a huge effect on her mental health
>They're sacrificing the possibility of my physical health my mental health. I can't do this.
Why the FUCK are normans so obsessed with MUH MENTAL HEALTH and why would living in absolute luxurious comfort compared to the rest of history cause them to have mental breakdowns?

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Are casinos closed yet?

Ok simp

How is it that Argentina has less cases than Chile?

How right was he?

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guys I just returned from a trip to antarctica, what the fuck is going on, why is everything closed?
I was told to ask here, what's a coronavirus?

(Outside of China)

Gonna be out of date as fuck

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is the happenning in Poland cancelled?

go to the earlier thread

ehem! FUCK NIGGERS!!! YOU AREN'T IMMUNE LMAO

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We gave them our vaccines for their help after 45.

you should have stay

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /cvg/. GF found out I invested $20,000 at the end of January in the stock market. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a retard and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 33
I am 25

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 24 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

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It's crazy isn't it? Just fucking stay inside you cunts.

Frens, its time to start meming bank runs

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Idris Elba positive

/HERD/ GANG REPRESENT

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fucking american government insisting on canada/us border staying open. suck a fat dick trumplets, keep your greasy cheeseburger corona mutation OUT OF MY COUNTRY or i will FUCK YOU ALL in the ASS with a THORNY FUCKING STICK? YOU HEAR ME? STAY THE FUCK AWAY

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Doesn't affect white people.

>tf
>tp

Back to plebbit leaf nigger.

>until a vaccine is developed
So how long are we all going to be quarantined for then?

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Africa is fucked dude

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Italy is getting raped. Another 350 dead previous to about the same number yesterday. Also UK is creeping up with a total of 54 dead which is only about 37 behind the US.

Let them fags die

Send me your stocks I'll keep them away from your gf

You are loved!

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We've passed through no point of return to Clown World, Anons.

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Taking bets on first US city to go chimpout.
S for Chicago
S for Baltimore

So, it begins. Moscow normies started to panic and buy out supplies. Global economy is going to crush, bros.

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Just hodl then retard

But muh magic melanin and shiet.

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Fuck Idris Elba!!!

What's he going to say? I'm willing to bet he's going to blame nationalists again

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>Niger
Sauce?

they haven't tested enough people, also they aren't chimpout like our flaites.

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we will rise again

>not making your own crystals
I dont even

Fuck bros, my grandpa, 90 years old, has a very high fever (40° C), and he has been coughing for the last few days, he lives with my grandma too, but she shows no symptoms. Now this feels too real. Take care of your elders.

nut inside first ask questions later

wait any longer and your sperm becomes less... healthy. more autisms increase chance of autisms chanced increases.

For once, I actually agree with what he's done. I'd have done it earlier, but closing the borders and urging us to stay home is a good call.

Is the popularity of Nurgle Chaos Marines models to blame for this new plague?

There's like 1 case in each of those countries, all imported.

It can't even spread there; it's too warm.

its over for netherlands

it's been nice knowing you

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Unironically, where DID this virus come from?

No conspiracy bullshit.

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Trump is breaking down
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Reposted tweet so Cuomo's reply wouldn't show: mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239620630523322368

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Ok. Can a non depressed non schizo non world ender respond to my questions

There are "recovered" people. How long did it take for these people to recover? I feel something developing in my lungs. It's dry and itchy. Never felt this way with any flu or cold I've had before

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twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

It's over. They are 100% fucked

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>Idris Elba
>nigger
Um no sweaty

EHEM!!!!

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>neighbours returned from spain last night
think this might be the end for me lads

NOOOO, MY ROOM MATE ARE PRAYING, CANNOT BER THIS SHIT

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He got it from Trudeau's wife! She was spreading something...

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So Netherlands just announced they're going to flatten the curve/controlled herd immunity. The prime minister laid out three scenario's:

1: Let the virus reign free and completely and completely smother the IC's
2: Pull out all the plugs in order to control the virus and lock up the country for 6-12 months
3: Take the middle road... slow it down but still gradually let it flow through the population to regulate the IC numbers.

We're going for option 3 since the other two extremes are much worse. I can get behind this... based RIVM.

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Move on, lmao. Why are you with a women 8 years older? Use your experience to get one that's 8 years younger and keep her from doing retarded shit like waiting until she's in her mid 30's to have children

>7 billion people in the world
>7000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Same here and I live in the epicenter of the outbreak in the USA. Buy and hoard crystals my local store is being bought out even the fucking top ramen is gone and shelves are being emptied. JUST GET CRYSTALS it will save you

They obviously aren't immune but maybe they're extra resistant?

>the bitch behind him touching her face the entire video while he is literally explaining he has corona

So how long until factories start exploding in Italy?

i think you all are paid by china or programs made to spread fear and panic in order to crash western economies while china itself only laughs having already “defeated” this joke of a disease

>too stupid and ill-equipped to test anything
>it's not spreading

when do you think they will shut down metro?

No it will just spread more slowly

Nowhere it's not a real virus.

That's why you don't know anyone with it. It's fake and is too cause panic so you dump your savings into 'prepping' for nothing.

>She is 33
lmao
dump that infertile wall victim or enjoy the rest of your life being shit

COSTA RICA CLOSES BORDERS

COSTA RICA CLOSES BORDERS

COSTA RICA CLOSES BORDERS

COSTA RICA CLOSES BORDERS

THIS IS NOT A FLU
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A FLU

YA VALIO PICHA

normies will choke on grechka and canned horse tail for 3 months while i feast on muh avocados and atlantic salmon as they are sold at a discount because all the normies are no longer buying them

it's just a cope, ICs will be fucked regardless

Italy

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lol this is great, the US is fucking dead

These are black babies, most will end up becoming armed robbers and murderers.

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Fuck her, it's her fault alone that she wasted her prime years as a fuck puppet and only now wants to settle down. Sounds like a fucking liability to me.

>work at a pharmacy
>people have already started calling in sick and quitting
>have like 6 employees left
Should I join them? Fuck being around immigrants and old fucks is bad enough under normal circumstances.

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do you have a handy guide to make sweet copper crystals by any chance?

More than 17 years

My mistake, no cases in niger, i mean officially.

Keep calm and carry on. It’s just a flu lads.

>work in biggest hospital in my state
>doctors and nurses still not taking it seriously "it's just a flu, cant believe they shut down my favorite restaurant, my kids are stuck at home, this is bullshit"

sfchronicle.com/local-politics/article/Bay-Area-must-shelter-in-place-Only-15135014.php
>The San Francisco Chronicle has lifted the paywall on our coverage of this developing story to provide critical information to our community. To support our journalists' work, consider a digital subscription.

Because they've never had a real threat to their physical health before. First world urbanites are soft as fuck and the only thing they've ever had a need to "protect" is how they feel about things. They're going to die in droves and no one of ability will care.

Turn off your community facebook groups because the begging and pleading will start there.

dumpert.nl/item/7865891_5af00f8e
>comments

Ik hoop dat alle reaguurders doodgaan.

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dumb mutt

What do people actually expect to happen? Shitposting and irony aside? Do you guys actually believe this'll lead to actual mass panic and raids?

I've just been staying inside playing videogames and meanwhile I see people online building fucking bunkers.

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I've noticed an itchy feeling too, do you feel it near your lungs on your outside body at all?

Madrid?

How does herd immunity even work? You would think the curve will go up exponentially?

This is the end bro

slow down how?
no difference between 1 and 3.

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SOUTH AMERICA IS MUCH MORE FUCKED, user

RIP US

Guatemala too is closed due to aids.

this but unironically and all of you shits that have nothing interesting in your life should stop with the drama and go on

That's funny because last night while posting against the shills here on the Corona threads I suddenly came to a dreadful but irrefutable conclusion. A Corona Virus infection cannot be eradicated from a body. Once infected you're infected for life. No immunity can be built up against it because it uses the immune system's antibodies to further infect and create cytokine storms in various organs which are Ebola level devastating. It's highly communicable but indiscernable since a carrier can be contagious while not displaying symptoms. The death rate is deceptive since it has only been circulating for a very short time, weeks in most places. Thus we only see it's initial onset and that is displayed with it wiping out the very old and sick. Since it is incurable and can reinfect multiple times in one sufferer, we have no idea what it will do 5 months 5 years or even 10 years down the line. It could be 80% fatal, even more regardless of age or health. Eventually it will wear down just about everybody except some few freaks of nature destined to be the progenitors of a new race of men. Thus it could be the ultimate threat to humanity. And so I reached my irrefutable conclusion. Quarantine is going to prove futile under the current plan. 1 month 2 months, 3 months, are irrelevant. No matter how long you quarantine the disease will come back because there will be survivors who have recovered. But as I said above all recoveries are temporary and in the end these survivors will start the spread of the disease again. Thus we must eradicate everyone who has it. This will be very dangerous and I propose it be carried out by armored vehicles with the soldiers inside under full biological combat warfare conditions. All sorts of weapons must be used, even flamethrowers. The entire planet must be scoured for the infected and regardless of race or age or sex all infected must be wiped off the map immediately and then burned. There can be no exceptions.

>spring is back
Hello guys, I was taking my yearly winter nap. What did I miss?

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I know people with symptoms.

Depends on the severity. From one to more than four weeks for full recovery.

Buy the dip. You won't regret it when corona is gone within the next months

Oh now Canada cares about borders lol shut up pussy, you are fast on your eay to becoming Americas Turban

spooky

Not an argument jungle nigger

Nobody cares about your shitty thread and your schools
go stroke your mutilated dick elsewhere

See how much better their mental health becomes when they are struggling to take a breath

>0.7% death rate
It's happening!

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>dumb boomer parents going on another trip to another state
>will probably try going on another retarded yuro trip this summer too
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
I NEED TO MOVE OUT NOW BEFORE THEY INFECT ME BUT EVERYTHING IS GOING UNDER QUARANTINE AND THE MARKET IS CRASHING
GOD DAMN FUCKING BOOMERS

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jesus christ can you take a screenshot that doesn't take up the entire screen you retard, i'm not a fucking elephant

I doubt this will ever happen. These is literally no life in Moscow without it.

NUKE CHINA NOW FUCK THE CHINKS

How the fuck did Japan get its outbreak under control without closing schools, restaurants, bars etc?

Are the nips really such shut-ins that this measures weren't necessary?

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Am sorry PA bros I couldn't warn you like I wanted too, but its all fucked here

Don't worry we will still sent you more infested foreigners to your town

that is if you all are real and not some ccp spambots

>Nowhere it's not a real virus.

>That's why you don't know anyone with it. It's fake and is too cause panic so you dump your savings into 'prepping' for nothing.

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You know people with a cold and people who are being paranoid.

>Ok. Can a non depressed non schizo non world ender respond to my questions
>i need someone to lie to me

FTFY

past 30 the chance of a baby being born with serious mental and phycial dissabilities grows by nearly 10%

just think about that and dump that bitch you faggot

pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/03/16/coronavirus-closures-gov-wolf-orders-statewide-shutdown-of-all-nonessential-businesses/

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING!!!

Yeah no. Their turd colored skin gives them lower levels of vitamin D. You need vitamin D if you want to survive the cytokine storm.

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median of 21 days

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

she sounds kind of like she's using you and not acknowledging that humans can fuck up sometimes and make mistakes. you have a lot of good things to look forward to at work it sounds like, things will be okay eventually if you leave

>Syria: 0

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>netherlands going herd immunity

its over... we lost

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Not an argument, you know I'm right.

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God I hate grechka

So far 100%, lets hope the south american thing doesn't end up happening

That's only the second-worst option tho

From what I've been reading and hearing, Whites and niggas under 60 are less likely to die from it than Asians. Infectivity is equal though.

Greece and Turkey don't have corona epidemic.

Interesting.

It proves that 1. Corona is an American made bioweapon. 2. America is doing the Turkey problem now.

Genocide with bioweapon + War crimes using Turkey as a proxy.

Weigh how much money you have for survival, gear up, maybe raid their stock for a few bottles, then quit.

No, he lives in a country town in Castilla La Mancha, I have been in Madrid but I have not visited him in more than 2 weeks.

What does has to "do more". Even supposed to mean.

>I feel something developing in my lungs. It's dry and itchy. Never felt this way with any flu or cold I've had before
same here. started last wednesday, hasn't gotten too much worse though.

I guess we're part of it.... i really don"t like this plan.

i'm not arguing with you. i'm mocking you.
dumb fuck amerimutt.

Fuck off retard. Argie bakes

Where is the evidence for these claims?

>eat a bat
>kill millions of people and destroy the world's economy for next 100 years

>Monte Negro: 0

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THE GRAPHIC DOESN'T LIE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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He'll backtrack on that soon like ours is doing.

Also +6 cases have been confirmed (41 total)

I never get bored seeing this webm

thats retarded.
its a chinese made bio weapon you fucking euroshit.

/Pol I can’t come to terms with shaving my beard. I will not leave my house again without an N95 on. Die or shave my face, what do?

>15 officially cases in Burkina Faso (all niggers)
>24 officially cases in Senegal (all niggers)

No, I convince others to do so.
I'm already prepped, been for years.

I convince others to because it will cause market instability.

OUR INFECTED/DEATH NUMBERS ARE HIGHER THAN S KOREA, AND WE ARENT EVEN HALF AS PREPARED AS THEM. WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Many Africans are rural and very superstitious. Only the urban fraction of the population is likely to go to hospitals and get reported. The rest will stay sick in their villages only seeing witch doctors for help. We likely wont know true African numbers without an external survey.

Because despite them working a million hours a week, they have a strong sense of social responsibility and have likely been the most hygenic about this whole fiasco

>yuro trip this summer
haha about that.

Kid on my country, who was the first case detected, already recovered. I would say two weeks.

I'm personally very suspicious of Japan's numbers. Remember they have the Olympics in a few months.

Shoot them if they won't listen.

BROS MAKE IT STOP

>EU - full quarantine
>USA - entering lockdown
>UK - all shops, schools, workplaces still open. No restriction to travel and life in general

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This shit is probably everywhere by now. Madrid is further ahead but it's gonna hit every corner of the country and the world.

Cause you know I'm right faggot.

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NOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUE PURPOSE OF HOLDING THE FALKLANDS

SO THE WASTELAND CAN BE FASTER COLONISED BY /HERD/ GANG

MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!

didnt see your argument

if you're too stupid to choose then die

What a dumb faggot.

>41 confirmed cases

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Argiebro. Yeah (you). Can you add this to the bread?
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/provide-emergency-incentive-foldinghome-contributors-fight-covid-19
Also, TY Baker!

without respect it's bound to fail
>doesn't respect her man
>no ring
>no children
>30+
redflags all over this relationship, user

Rice is a patrician choice

Americans on Gab thought it was a racist joke to hate on China, like it's ironic that I bought rice. They were hoarding toilet paper.

It's an Israeli bioweapon...or something else BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER STOCK UP ON CRYSTALS NOW

it's not bad, just gotta fry it up with white onions on a teaspoon of butter, mmm...

But now you can't because normies bought it all

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He wants the governors to source their own ventilators.

zero sarcasm

You just need to love German retail. A Guy told me his employee need to close the store in Bavaria but doesn't really close it and instead sells stuff over the Telephone and people have to get them at the collection point instead. Great work!
Capitalism is awesome

Fucking mutts

How does this get so tiny

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there is no such thing like a recovered, user.

>every country going into lockdown mode
>in Brasil people formed crowds in the streets in every city to do a "protest"
lmao we don't stand a chance

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Based and herdpilled

White man suddenly not so smug about their genocide run in the Americans due to imported germs.

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How fucking new are. Everyone knows when food and basic comforts run out the pretense of civil discourse ends. Supermarkets are already limiting a chicken to 1 per order with only 1 type currently in supply. Eggs and Flour are on the brink as well...

Godspeed, Bongs.

>based RIVM
ja nee bedankt

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FUCK CAN BUGS CARRY IT???

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>it's happening again

This looks like a less populated version of the videos coming out of china

It's only gonna get worse from here

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welcome to the club

Japanese are clean. Italians are not.

>End of January
>Shit blowing up in China
>Invests $20k in market
You are a retard.

>No amount of money, power or shilling for communism can save you from the virus

That's why this is so incredible, it's completely unbiased and fair. It's literally perfect equality.

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I'm jelly. Right now my life is Fallout: Irrelevant four-figure population town in the boonies Edition.

year and a half minimum

Went grocery shopping today.

Toilet paper wiped out. Good thing I have lots at home and work. Canned foods getting hit hard along with breads. Hamburger and chicken almost completely gone.

Fruits, vegetables, vitamins, orange/grapefruit juices, fish, and shit that will actually help your immune system. Not even touched.

These people get what they deserve.

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I'm still in viening on piecing together the pozzle. What even..

get with it toothpaste and start coofing on your neighbours

big retard energy here. You're in for a rough time when you find out how much food you don't get to have.

And people are still laughing it up and going outside.

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NO

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just finished watching Contagion, damn i wish we were at those levels of happening right now

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>grechka with onions

ngl I puked a little

user me apenaste con la historia, si tiene neumonia intenta darle selenio y n-acetil cisteina aparte de vitamina c, es posible que le ayude bastante... si puede obtener sol directamente durante unas horas de puta madre

NIGGERS ARE NOT IMMUNE!!!!!!!

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are people here worried or just enjoying the comfy apocalypse?

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My whole street clapping at 20:00 in honor to health workers. I guess it's supposed to be moving and encouraging but to me it's just annoying and kinda cringe.

>tfw you stocked a week before

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same number dead as yesterday is actually a very good sign for them

If you hate grechka you are not true russian. I have been eating it every day for years and still enjoy it. Patrician food.

>the democrats have brought this pestalence upon us.

God is punishing us for trying to impeach is emissary, the god emperor Trump. Repent your sins and you may know gods mercy.

he did some semantic tricks during the talk making it seem like this is the most controlling measure but its not true, full total lockdown is

i also expect within the working week for him to backtrack

I have headaches that come and go in different parts of my head. Thing is. I never get headaches. Even when I was a young drunk jackass I never had hangover headaches. As far as the itch, it's really only in the upper respiratory track. For now

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>lets hope the south american thing does end up happening
Fixed

mamma mia!

Old people don't understand how to use quotation marks.

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>still being outside
Lmao why?
I haven't left the house in 5 days.

THE HERD

>The country with the most agricultural abundance on Earth
>Running out of food

Use your fucking brain for once.

Time to stampede

what's wrong with him wtf

Wtf why are there so many young ones

God these threads are moving fast

What happened to the nothing sandwiches?

I went to the supermarket earlier. They were offering free gloves to everyone. Also it was fully stocked and almost completely empty of people.

Don't worry-they will still get their post-birth abortion. China only reported 1 newborn and 1 10 year old otherwise they hid the 10 and under numbers. The newborn contracted it and died almost straight off.

So these ladies will get to go through 9 months of pregnancy, give birth and the baby will die almost immediately.

Anyone else amazed at the sheer panic that is now global? I mean I'm not saying this is a nothing burger but this definitely isn't the end of the world. Literally 90% of everyone is still going to be alive after this is all over. The damage being done to the global system however is permanent.....

they are trying to force it in the media here too and its FUCKING DISGUSTING NORMIE CANCER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can you explain France, Spain and Italy? they aren't chinks.

years ago
this ends, clown world ends too

Welp, our prime minister just announced were going the herd immunity route

Thoughts and prayers needed because were not going to get much else

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isn't that the girl from Bladerunner? What the fuck is she doing with that guy from the trailer trash birthday webm?

omg

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I have enough shit to last like 3 months. It's something I suppose.

No non-fictional government is competent enough to test milllions in a day

they choked on it

Is it ogre? Governments are saying that no matter what we do at this point 50-70% will get infected no matter what, are we seriously going to see hundreds of millions of deaths before this is over?

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oh shit... he's like the black english tom hanks

The bad side of prepping?
You have a food stockpile, stuff you will eat anyway.
The bad side of not?
Renting your family out for canned food.

They're shot themselves in the foot. Everytime the stock goes down they go into hiding.

NO REFUNDS

Bugs in general, probably not. Those fuckers do carry infected blood though.

It's time to re-take your country.

What about the janitors over there?

I hope she breaks up with you
Fucking retard

i'm just feeling smug.
nothingburger faggots btfo forever. eat shit and seethe you fucking retards.

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my throat aches im scared bro's

youtube.com/watch?v=MEV6BHQaTnw
macron time

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costa rica lockdown

>herd immunity

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That means we will never be losers of empire either. Noice.

Spanish Medic meltdown in TV program

twitter.com/senorapecas/status/1239588255181479941

>Hospital are full by only coronavirus patients.
>Even UCI patients just dead
>Absolute chaos

+++They've

GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES
>GERMANY CLOSES PARKS, ZOOS AND CHURCHES

NOOOOO MUH ANIMALS DYING OF STARVATION YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO

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Stop sucking cock, you faggot.

Wuhan virus research laboratory
probably accidental release, probably a bioweapon candidate

>Lmao why?

Florida sun. It's warm, sunny. It's great.

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Normies love this shit because it lets them make this situation about themselves. They'll probably record themselves clapping and post it on Instagram too.

jpost.com/HEALTH-SCIENCE/Israeli-scientists-In-three-weeks-we-will-have-coronavirus-vaccine-619101

Breathe deep and join the herd

>WASHINGTON STATE HAS CLOSED ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS

WASHINGTON STATE HAS CLOSED ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS

>WASHINGTON STATE HAS CLOSED ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS

IT'S OVER

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fema bro was right. zone 2 mobilizing

>only 32 beds in RICU
>hospital is bragging about this
Lmfao we're dead

ISLE OF MAN GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES ALL ARRIVALS TO THE ISLE OF MAN FROM MIDNIGHT TUESDAY WILL FACE 14 DAYS ISOLATION REGARDLESS OF SYMPTOMS.

ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
>ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
>ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED
>ISLE OF MAN TT IS CANCELLED

IF YOU TRAVEL FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM TO THE ISLE OF MAN AS OF WEDNESDAY 00:00 MIDNIGHT YOU WILL BE QUARANTINED ON THE ISLE OF MAN

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/government-introduces-measures-to-combat-spread-of-coronavirus/

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>less infected and dead in Italy than yesterday
IT'S FUCKING OVER
HAHAHHHHAHAHA GET FUCKED PREPPERS

je non parlare frog.

What about mosques?

Run to Siberia while you can

fuck all the niggers and jews and jannies and libshits on earth FUCK THEM ALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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EU should send us all their equipment, we're going to need it :(

Kek. Even if it would be "not real", the lockdowns, quarantines, curfews and the devastating effects on the world economy are. So if you didn't prep you will be fucked. Du you think muttland is magically immune? Look at New York today. That's what's coming all over the USA as well. Be prepped - be comfy.

Keep in mind it is the RIVM speaking. I still hold them in high regard and trust them more than anyone on the internet.

>Trusting Spiriman
that guy is a pohead retard. But yes things are going insane

Do it then. Trudeau acted too late, and your workplace is gonna work you until you get infected.

>born just in time to have history books write about your generation surviving a pandemic

fuck ye NEETs rise up
youtube.com/watch?v=7eIjqpMJ-L8

You are their offspring, user. Their genetic legacy.
If they are being so retarded they qualify for automatic membership of the Darwin Club, it's your responsibility to make sure that extends to the entire family.
Kill yourself. But leave a note explaining that they can't remove their particular brand of stupid completely from the gene pool, because they've already had you. So you are helping out, and making sure none of their stupid makes it to the next generation.

In other threads.
The disease is kind of mild for now.

>parks
how do they want to close the parks wtf
it's just trees

>MORE CASES IN URUGUAY
They will be announced in 2 hours

who /herd/ here

Every day the restrictions tighten. I doubt schools will be open for much longer.

Another hospital was built on the outskirts of #Wuhan. It can host 4000 people. Highest level of security. No one can escape.
Seems #CCP wants to “transfer” “problems” out of town and has the city center “back to normal” asap.

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239610567884705792

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Reminder that a solution of 40% bleach and 60% vinegar wiped on a surface with a damp rag will kill essentially all virus on the surface being cleaned

THE NOTHINGBURGERS WERE RIGHT

AS IN EVERYTHINGS GOING TO SHUT DOWN AND THERES GOING TO BE NOTHING TO DO

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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what about mosques?

Just stay at home Anons.

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This.
It's been going down for days. It's over.

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what are you talking about the supermarkets where I am are normal af literally nothign is happening where I am

Literally a cope to calm the plebs the icu are going to get overwhelmed anyway you cannot flatten the curve without doing what italy is

That's where Russia keeps its pozzed atm

Uh oh. The last time he tried to reassure people, he created a massive burst of panic in the whole country.

I'm not even listening to our granny-fucker president.
I'm waiting on Yas Forums to tell me, even though I know most of it already.

I knew this already. Largest cluster of infected in my state happens to be in an area overrun with Somalians and niggers. Really made me think.

Micron is scolding the retards that went to the parks and partied the last two days
conveniently forgot he maintained the elections

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based

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Japan closed schools, masks are socially acceptable, they have enormously high social identity and national pride, and social distancing is a thing you do as normal behavior. If you told a japanese that diversity is a strength they'd rightly look at you like you're retarded

new thread

It just said churches but I suppose all places of praying will be close, including synagoges

>Greece don't have corona epidemic
you retarded or something ?
We have 350 cases and 4 dead, and literally everything is closed down, from schools to cafeterias. Only supermarkets, pharmacies and takeaways are open.

Tacoma, WA

I don't trust it. That's Tele5 and literally all of their TV shows are about drama and bullshit.

Hospitals have been telling old people to not even bother coming
there's no room for them and priority to the young

the dead are in their homes, rotting

Fuck off

WHO SAID WE LOST?
THE WORLD IS BECOMING A WASTELAND
RIPE FOR THE SETTLING

WHAT DOES THE /HERD/ DO?

MIGRATE!
I
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A
T
E
!

what about mosques?

>tfw sandniggers have close community
>tfw they will get herd immunity even faster than the eternal swede

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Is this the perfect time to bring out the ayys and parade them around as our saviors ?

This but I hope my mommy lives

I know a lot of people hate on Israel but I have to say that you are the USA's most powerful ally and a lot of Americans think that back at home.

It says zoos, user

No, go to it.

> RIVM
> based
based on lies and bullshit, you mean

>jannies
They get free sex reassignment surgery paid by our taxes.

based
cringe

Reminder

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Well, you need some medication Tom

That's a pornstar, riley reid. Now go and coooooom

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I live in NY and everything is perfectly normal here.
No one's panicking, no ones pissing themselves over a cold, shelves are plentiful.

Oh, and there's no bodies in the streets, funny how those videos stopped popping up on here...almost like you just made that shit up.

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can't count faggot?

What are you going to eat for a week after everyone panic buys all the loot in your area?
have fun being hungry faggot.

Can't wait to watch you catch the wu-flu while grocery shopping in the middle of a pandemic.

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Still going to be less deaths than from TT

That's Riley Reid, she's a whore.

Italy is around its peak. Things will start slowing down

R A R E F L A G

The sun never sets on Corona-Chan's Empire.

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because the old are being left to die in their homes

I call BS on that. That would cause more chaos and death than the virus ever would.

Fuck off faggot

>no ones panicking
>3 million not going to school

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Finally Europe closes its boarder to prevent a worst pandemic this was a government project under the Chinese communist party to kill the west and the white man

There are people who have already recovered, no amount of shilling would change that fact

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Dude's a Youtuber, very into conspiracy stuff and very full of himself. Can't stand the guy desu.

swap china with Israel

Gives him an excuse to not appologize for how they fucked up and kept telling us it was just the Flu, and please go vote.

No tiene neumonía, al menos de momento, vamos a llevarlo al hospital y ojalá se quede en un susto. Porque si no, con el triaje a mi abuelo lo dejan tirado casi seguro

>top tori
>De one we dem de read well well
why do dey butcher english language, bruddas?

Retarded mutt. Look at fucking Malaysia and Indonesia, Brazil, Australia and the Flips.

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

I thought the herd immunity was a meme but here we are

I don't think ive prepped enough for this scenario

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Finally. Thank you for the real information.

This is why coronachan is a blessing. Sadly we noticed her too early, if Plague Inc. has taught me anything that is.

Text book normalcy bias fallacy. Cope harder faggot.

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Swap Israel for the US
Wait... that's the same thing

Probably the most based song about the Corona Virus
twitter.com/RealToxicStrain/status/1238886578157731840?s=19

>If you don't watch the vide your mother will die in her sleep tonight from the Corona Virus

Stop making fake threads.

10% of 7 billion is still 700.000.000

That's a whooooole lot of people and goyim that wont be making money for the bankers

Just wash your hands filthy animal.

>in three weeks
Corona confirmed kike bioweapon

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>She is 33
thats the problem lol

This. My local aldi are limiting every product to 4 per person, and 1 for bog roll.
>any civilization is only 9 meals away from complete chaos

get out you fucking retard