From what I've read, particularly from the 4plebs archive, Eddie appears to be capable of correlated loop shitposting, long-term schizophrenic inhibition and innate phrasing structures. His envious pathophysiological wording sub-units exhibit hyper-toxic qualities absolutely utilizing piratesque rogueatic kiaism. This is in line with older 4plebetic archiving and active pubetic monitorisation. surprisingly his advanced alcoholic cataclysm shitposting seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation seen in Pube, and cross-referencing phrasic word analysation shows he can endure equal unilateral stress.
If his specific schizo-charactological expression engineered arrayed hyper-toxic qualities react strongly with unregulated anonymonglex moderate positive "normal-posting" then engineered non-correlated shitposting should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental envious pathophysiological wording sub-units.
>hire a bunch of "experts" to plan your pandemic response >begin executing their plan >cuck immediately due to twitter and just do what everyone else is doing Is that basically what happened?
Levi Powell
whats worng with being a nonce?
Connor Flores
Chuka has corona?
Luis Nelson
Don't make me start butchering wogs.
I don't want to go down that road, but long pig will be on the menu soon if Lidl don't sort themselves out.
My fathers mate has a contract with some schools in North London (carpet cleaner), he just got told from one of them that the Government has told them in secret that schools are going into lock down by Friday.
Make of that what you will.
Liam Powell
reminder that there will be no immunity, no vaccine, no treatment.
Just thinking of becoming a nonce and looking for career advice is all, just want to get out of Banking and into noncery; whats the pay like and how many holidays do I get per year, do I get a pension etc
Caleb Robinson
shit, was meant for
Joshua Campbell
>literally banned from going outside >needs permission to leave his room >grounded like a child
Carson James
Isn't the new one going to be a black woman or some shit?
Cameron Barnes
YOU CAN'T JUST STOP GLOBALIST CAPITALISM WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ALL THE LANDLORDS AND BANKS WHEN THEY DON'T GET THEIR MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Enjoy your total social collapse over the sniffles
Jaxon Ortiz
>Italians dying like flies >BRRRITISH DUMB REEEEEEEEEE
Gabriel Ramirez
>got a call from my sister saying that's she's working from home tomorrow >awesome.png >but she has to go back in the day after and for the rest of the week
also, why are schools still staying open?
Nolan Reyes
Brit/pol/ is a shell of the husk it once was.
Justin Martinez
i love you italianon but you told me just yesterday you haven't left your house for days and there are drones flying around telling you what to do
>Have a cough, sneezing, slight fever, but dont feel too bad >Not too worried, but still phoned up my manager this morning to let him know and get his suggestion >"user, you have to come in, we have a lot of work on at the moment, no ones having time off for this Coronavirus unless they have a doctors note"
I mean, I dont care, I dont feel too bad and if is a cold, its not bad enough yet to have time off, but no one is going to be able to self-isolate here. Money is too important to Britain to survive.
Robert Clark
I'm taking a shit and this is all I have. Not even enough to attempt to be clean fuck my life
>also, why are schools still staying open? 1) you want the kids to get sick because they get over it the quickest 2) you don't want every nurse with kids to be taking time off at this time
Jeremiah Rogers
coof on mosques just in case
Dylan Murphy
Can't believe you fell for that herd immunity shite. We had smallpox decimate our population for thousands of years, what happened to herd immunity with that?
Easton Perry
So...how will we get food if the french have shut the border?
Easton Watson
No
>A bunch of corperate doctors tell you to keep working no matter what. >Ignore the entire worlds advice >Make sure money is being made, ignore those that die, move on and keep working.
Oliver Sanders
just use the fucking show after, jesus christ. Shit, shower shave.
Lincoln Baker
Maybe stop eating everything with melted fucking cheese and you may not need so much.
Jeremiah Wilson
>drones flying around telling you what to do
Really? Sounds like bladerunner.
Austin Williams
>sheep agree, wolfs behavior is difficult to comprehend
What is the best way to cook long pig? In a pot like off cartoons or on a spit?
Henry Scott
if this is true then it could actually be a bioweapon
Bentley Hernandez
I showered last night and I dont feel like shaving Fuck you I had donuts, a spicy burrito, and some muddy buddies and a loco mocho monster that's all
Josiah Parker
Lads just heard rustling on my near the bins behind my flat. Noticed some kids with pic related. I think they're for making helium balloons. They're really bad at it because I didn't see them make a single balloon and they're making them at night outside!
They also didn't even bother putting the used capsules on the tip, they just dropped all of the capsules on the ground.
What a bunch of idiots, kids don't have manners these day tbhwy.
import millions more niggers for their cuisine obvs
Samuel Gomez
it's like an incredibly embarrassing police state
Jayden Hill
If we hold our breath and go under too soon, by the time we need to surface for air we'll take in a big lungful of covid-19. Now that's a fucken metaphor.
When these first started to get littered about everywhere at first I thought these where co2 canisters for Airsoft
Christian Wood
Shelves fully stocked. Do you live around a bunch of niggers and spastics lad?
Nathan Morris
>Fuck you I had donuts, a spicy burrito, and some muddy buddies and a loco mocho monster that's all Well at least you're cutting down. Paint.net, have a fuck around with it.
Levi Allen
based brit boffins showing the world how it's done once again
Cameron Jackson
haven't been today. Last time was saturday, no chicken, bread aisle raided, tins raided, zero toilet roll or hand wash (obviously)
literally this Dom's controlling the pandemic perfectly to give us the edge once this is all over
Austin Morgan
you do not require a doctor's note to self-isolate your symptoms may be indicative of the coronavirus, it effects people in different ways. Obey government advice and begin self-isolation for 7 days. Tell him you want it in writing then grass him up to HSE
