/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2156 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Greenland needs to be updated.

WHERE MY IMMUNE CHADS AT? laughing at you bubble boys from my work desk enjoy running out of your prep food.

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Fresh OC

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uma delicia

Wikipedia takes their sweet time

IDRIS ELBA BTFO!
IDRIS ELBA BTFO!
IDRIS ELBA BTFO!
IDRIS ELBA BTFO!

Corona confirmed hoax. Just a new strain of flu, not at all deadlier. Officials know this, which is why they push for herd immunity. You all fell for the fearmongering. Better check what other things happened during the time you were spamming this board with nonsense

Bros, what are some blue masks I can buy online that aren't counterfeit ones?
Asking for a friend

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All schools in Suffolk County, New York shut down for 2 weeks yesterday.

NEDERLANDS OPTING FOR HERD IMMUNITY
>NEDERLANDS OPTING FOR HERD IMMUNITY
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>NEDERLANDS OPTING FOR HERD IMMUNITY
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>NEDERLANDS OPTING FOR HERD IMMUNITY

CANADA IS CLOSING ITS BORDER TO ALL FOREIGNERS
>CANADA IS CLOSING ITS BORDER TO ALL FOREIGNERS
CANADA IS CLOSING ITS BORDER TO ALL FOREIGNERS
>CANADA IS CLOSING ITS BORDER TO ALL FOREIGNERS
very xenophobic

I legit thought this was fake
mobile.twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1239610734033670145

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R.i.P in peace, Elba.

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What you got?

innawoods.net/

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There are none left
seriously

Yo, nigga, Africa has no cases. Finna head to the motherland.

>IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
THE STORM/QANON IS REAL
>IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
THE STORM/QANON IS REAL
>IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
THE STORM/QANON IS REAL
>IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
THE STORM/QANON IS REAL

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all the cases came from germany..
fuck dirty euronigs

Come on corona chan, only 1014 more and you can hit 100k outside of China!!

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WHY DOES EVERY CANADIAN AUTHORITIES CRY WHEN TALKING?

youtube.com/watch?v=2MJLgds5teo

Post your corona-core songs.

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I hope she stays safe bros

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That's not a country

Anons... Idris Elba has it.

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So is this thing full blown HIV or does it just use HIV's mechanism to get in your body?

ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA
>ALL FOREIGNERS ARE BARRED FROM ENTERING RUSSIA

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Might as well wrap some underwear around your face

You fucking retard toothpaste

I wonder how many magazine limiter pins have been removed in Canada this month.

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Is Assange kill?

KEK

BASED CORONACHAN

UH OH

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Those masks are only useful for the user not spreading their germs.

Enjoy your pneumonia.

>watching the news
>Canadians come to Ireland even when st.patricks day was cancelled
>have to go back to Canada
People like them deserve the virus

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How fucking retarded are you? Of course its not a country!

;_;

>7000 dead
This is nothing burger. What is wrong with all of you? Stop spreading panic.

Also apparently the governors are supposed to get their own ventilators. We're fucked.
nytimes.com/2020/03/16/world/coronavirus-news.html

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can i hab a blower blissssss :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>Chile +80

Thank you Piraña

Just wait till it mutates into the new AIDS, we are well and truly fucked. Even incels are going to die.

Anyone have the blank png for the hazmat suit?

Frenchfags:
archive.vn/k3l5t

>Il y'aura un avant et un après. L'avenir du pays est en train de se jouer.

>La crise sanitaire va être violente, beaucoup plus que dans les autres pays européens car la France a tardé à mettre en place les mesures adaptées.
>Néanmoins la crise sanitaire sera assez facilement contenue à terme, avec un pic atteint avant le mois de juin normalement.

>....

stay safe faggots

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HIV mechanimsm to stay in your body for eternerly if you keep alive, but with pneumonia sypmtoms

exactly
asking for a friend

I've prepped from the beginning. I bought masks at home depot back in january when all the shelves are full. I bought enough food to last me a year. I lost sleep about this all through February. I WANT there to be a happening so badly. I want the world to shut down indefinitely, but I don't think it's happening. Seems like only a handful of places are going to get hit and not much anywhere else and outside of Hubei it's not going to destroy society. I'm sad guys. This really is overhyped and I'm not even trolling with I say I think that Boomer Mitchell guy might end up being right. Give me some good news that this is happening because I don't see it anymore, I just see all hype and bootlickers. Italy's numbers that will come out in a few minutes will show it's losing speed already. They'll still be high but we're definitely on the downward slope. This was a psy-op on the level of Kony. They had to make this one real though but not as real as what they were selling. Most of the shills on pol have moved to cvg to perpetuate this. Boomer Mitchell will end up being right after all. Be aware guys because the shills have gotten smarter

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HOARD AND BUY CRYSTALS
>cheap
>more spiritual powers than ((((gold)))) and ((((silver))))
>will be worth much much more when SHTF
BUY OR FIND CRYSTALS! Don't listen to the silver and gold kike, he's a market shill. Crystal and dream guy signing off

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Lol, technology allows us to see that the whole world is just high shool.

Hey Anons!
Let's have them give us NEET bux for our vidya cards while we solve CHIN-AIDS
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/provide-emergency-incentive-foldinghome-contributors-fight-covid-19

Polish minister of Natural Environment confirmed as infected. Now it will start...

Source: twitter.com/MWosPL/status/1239617391870513152

And that's why it's not in the OP, only important stuff

My uncle works for Nintendo and says Mario has the coronavirus.
RIP

>Trump deleted the tweet

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Yeah that's me lmao. Anyways she told me now the situation has kind of reversed and people stopped going due to bullshit like mosquito bites and headaches like they usually do, and now only seriously ill people go. So their workload has gone down a lot at least on her health center.

Ah I see, that's fucked.

Based

here lad

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Canada is closing borders to all but Canadian Citizens, Permanent Residents of Canada (if they aren't infected).
>US Citizens are currently not affected by this ban, but that could change in the next few days

They are closing off international flights to all airports but 4 key ones in Canada.

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S
Why is he next to the kid, if he's infected?

We've been waiting for this. Called it after Pence didn't rule out a National Lockdown during the press conference yesterday.

>tfw Corona kills globohomo as we know it

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>349 new deaths in Italy.
fuck's sake

presidentti.fi/en/press-release/president-niinisto-spoke-with-president-putin-4/

>The Presidents discussed the situation created by the coronavirus and its implications for the Finnish-Russian border

Sale told Putin to do it. We did it too. lol

>Norway shuts down ports, airports
Also a 14 day quarantine for people crossing the border, except for "asylum" seekers. No quarantine, and they can move around freely. A Norwegian now gets a 20.000 NOK fine if they break quarantine, but that does not apply to welfare migrants. document.no/2020/03/16/asylsokere-slipper-inn-bade-i-norge-og-danmark/

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3 NEW DEATHS IN LEAFLAND

3 more people die of COVID-19 in B.C.
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/covid-19-update-bc-bonnie-henry-livestream-march-16-1.5499192

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Yep, we are fucked.

>THE STORM/QANON IS REAL
How is that related to Idris Elba?

>Pakistan, 136 (1)
>India, 129 (2)
How the hell is Pakistan a lighter colour than India on the map?!
Fucking Wikipedia, man.

>only important stuff
So all schools shutting down in an entire location is not important? How fucking new are you at making these generals?

twitter.com/laurojardim/status/1239619304808644611

Bolsonaro is fucking immune. At least 15 PEOPLE that where with him in USA are positive but this motherfucker not

The only reason they push for herd immunity now is because this is the only remaining option. Enjoy infertility though.

Imagine this country without brabanders.

Whole thing is a hoax.

Just look at the rates of celebrities and politicians being infected.

Just look at all the CEO's resigning.

They know something we don't.

>Deleted
Hahahaha holy shit what a shitshow

as long as she is wearing her suit, she's fine

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Source: dude, just trust me!

That's true here as well, apparently a lot of hospitals are quiet AF.

New Jersey curfew in effect

Delete this general

It’s literally just a flu

Gewoon helder nadenken. Waarom zou Rutte nu al zoiets hebben van geef het maar op als het echt zo dodelijk was?

Justice for Seth is coming

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>7 billion people in the world
>7000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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they know you're a cunt
go back to le ddit

>russians really think somebody would even want to go there

is there a market for dreamcatchers and essential oils?

>Imagine this country without brabanders.
Oh god yes.

>It’s real

Time for normies to give a shit?

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Russian bros, how are u? Im from Novosibirs. Visited my local shops and they are full of supplies, everything is still okay. Fucktons of toilet paper is available aswell.

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Why didn't you listen

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someone post the italian comemoration pasta now that they're about to beat china

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=9Bw3Xolbick&feature=emb_title

The army arriving in Paris

>implying he isn't lying out of his ass
is teary eyes a symptom of corona? because bolsonaro looked like the JUST guy earlier

All foreigners banned from Trinidad and Tobago as well in case anyone thought "lemme run away to an island real quick"

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BLACKED

Probably the same amount of auto sears that got reinstalled this week...

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Most schools in the U.S. are shit down dipshit. Youre not special

these threads are moving so fast no one will notice i'm a massive fag for legitimately needing advice to quit weed over the next week so i don't have to leave my house again

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Reminder that PA’s Secretary of Health is strong and brave.

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Oh noooo British negro got pozzed

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8118243/Idris-Elba-confirmed-tested-positive-coronavirus-says-feels-ok.html

3 more deaths in BC lads

RIP kid

Guys, lets remember that were ALL in this together!

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leddit is freaking out about corona like the sheep they (and you) are

put your dog's dick in your mouth instead of a blunt

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lenta.ru/news/2020/03/16/stop/

apparently some do, and if you have residence permit you can enter freely

wtf i tried this and i bought mustard gas instead

>hold still Huey

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NO. Dream catchers and essential oils are fucking worthless. Crystals are much more powerful and cheaper; no shill market consoomer kikes. Just buy or fund crystals!

Trump said that he would end China
but China ended his economy, the only thing he had
poetic justice

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Illinois user here, all restaurants and bars are closed. When are we shutting down?

THEY AREN'T SICK THEY'RE BEING ARRESTED YOU STUPID NIGGER

AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS FUCKING REAL

If he's infected his family is too. No point keeping distance at that stage.

QUICK QUESTION: do PFF2 masks work against corona?

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5 more deaths in Belgium
vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2020/03/16/liveblog-corona-16-maart/

kek thanks for your contribution

>How fucking new are you at making these generals?
Since the 10th thread that had a thread number

the UK is basically under lockdown we should probably be in the OP

Trudeau canuckold conifrmed! Thanks coronachan!

it's not real. The reason celebrities get it is to continue the propaganda

I tried to warn them

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Can you imagine the toll on medics?

They are running death factories. Especially when they know they could saved most of them in normal times with all the resources.

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How do you even enforce this? Anyone can just enter from the wilderness.

the dental conference thing is kind of messed up

>not buying weed for this event
user i

Is Idris Elba Trudeau's black bull?

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We are getting near to become #1 in south america, Brazil about to get btfo

>Shoot a gun into a crowded street
>Woops, guess that bullet is all our problem now

Fucking leftists.

Onzin, ze zouden het niet nu al opgeven. Ze weten allang dat iedereen het heeft en heeft gehad. Totaal niet dodelijker als de normale griep

Omdat Rutte een kankermongool is.

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>tfw coronachan does more to protect the superior race than you

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>Canada
youtube.com/watch?v=v-jgiwvWLzg

>Idris Elba infected
Los Negroes on suicide watch

uh oh

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Reminder

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>all these famous people and high tier politicians getting infected

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asking again for at least one source that says something about china or south korea lying, they both handled it and now they are laughing at all of the frightened rats that post here

SHE GOT THE CORONAVIRUS FROM THE BULL

I WANNA GO INNAWOODS BEFORE THE QUARANTINE

BUT IT'S FUCKING COLD STILL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

can I get a link to an outlet calling it lockdown?

Is this the herd immunity system that requires boomers to stay locked home for 4 months like in the uk or a different kind?

>my dad works at nintendo

this is bullshit but I believe it.
give it a few days.

WELP

>can see right across the universe
>didn't see this coming
It's Loki, isn't it?

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Idris Elba tests positive twitter.com/idriselba/status/1239617034901524481

Is there a government that has handled this worse than the USA? Maybe the UK comes to mind but fuck,Trump is digging his grave deeper and deeper every day.

kek, saved

>he didn't even make the first 9 threads
lmao newfag

yes

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Hij red ons land van jullie misplaatste paniek

Thread is going by so fast nobody will notice me posting kefla.

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BASED

Really incredible how we just slipped into the schizo boomer timeline

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BANK RUN IMMINENT BOYS. Le Liquidity has dried up.

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just the flu

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Cringe

and none in serious conditions

great !
perfect place for your onions tier shit

feel free to get cucked on your way out

sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Coronavirus-live-updates-Bay-Area-California-cases-15100710.php
>*tingtingting*
>ahem

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Iran?

>Yas Forums was right

WE ARE SO FUCKED

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They're being "infected" to try and give a veil of normalcy.

Don't be fooled.

They've already all received vaccines.

Yes. But get one without an outflow valve if you want to be a less of a cunt to others.

It's pretty clear that like half of the population has it already.

just how fucking contagious is this virus

Normies in Moscow are stared to panic and buy out food. Our office is working from home too.

Waarom laten wij debielen zoals jij nog in leven?

>zoiets hebben van
Fuck off normalfag

My grandfather's girlfriend's daughter's boyfriend had a friend who went to school with nancy and she her dad goes to cotties, to make the cordial, that i like best.

What's going on in Paris??

>Néanmoins
i'm so sad that canadian frenchies will never be this eloquent

So I literally just washed full quarantine rumors in France, yesterday as too soon.
But I met several people today that convinced me it's happening.
Basically every industry is receiving orders to shut down their dangerous shit.

And they all told me the same thing:
45 days. 6p.m. curfew. Can go grocery shopping once a week.

Unfortunately, I'm a delivery driver, and we fall under critical service clause or something.
So I'll be delivering you your corona-chan as well as your package, while you watch Notflix all day.

They are people persons, they can't avoid meeting people unlike (You) friendless NEETs.

>1% death rate according to Diamond Princess
Alright, how's is the hospitalization rate?
And let's wait for second wave.

it's over

WITHDRAW RIGHT FUCKING NOW

It's not an official lockdown, but we're basically Ireland tier.

CUTE!

>This.

Also VVD has this wet believing these measures will protect the economy. If only a little.

Dipshits don't realise the world economy is already in a free-fall worse than the 1929 market crash.

We're fucked dutchbro's.

Ok Tom.

Of course they do. People are dumb and will always try to run away first. I say fuck em.
>in other news, the flight that infected the Caribbeanz

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twitter.com/RobotronMagnus/status/1239622702782177280?s=19

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>grandfather's girlfriend
Big hmmmmm.

They're getting their comeuppance.

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youtube.com/watch?v=b8Fad9yJN_o

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>The fuck's wrong with you??

You mean people visited russia at one point?

95% vs 98% ffp3
IF they adhere well to the face, but the only ones that adhere well to the face are the semi-facial masks with replaceable filters.

Why do Jews do this?

Anyone else want to get it? I really do so come get me, unfortunately I am very clean.

It stays in the air for 30 minutes in confined space

inb4 Trudeau's wife took the bbc

Marshall Law

K U D D E I M M U N I T E I T

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"herd immunity" is another term for "we're powerless to enforce a lockdown".

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

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It is like the UK

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I've been emptying my account in medium sized chunks for weeks, user.
Anyone who thinks the govt aren't going to dry shut down the ATM's/cancel credit cards at some point is a fucking retard.

So what is the latest scuttlebutt on US National Quarantine? Announced today? Not happening?

>11:24 a.m. Most of Bay Area placed on lockdown until April 7: Six Bay Area counties are expected to announce “shelter in place” orders for all residents on Monday, directing everyone to stay inside their homes and away from others as much as possible for the next three weeks as public health officials desperately try to curb the rapid spread of coronavirus across the region. The directive will begin at midnight Monday and involves San Francisco, Santa Clara, San Mateo, Marin, Contra Costa and Alameda counties, officials told The Chronicle. The order is to stay in place until at least April 7. The orders fall just short of a full lockdown, and it wasn’t immediately clear how, or to what degree, they would be enforced.

Das it mayne. Once the normies' faith in the global financial system is shattered, that's the end.

Not so fast, our super spreader president had a fun party with thousands of people that voted for him

My Governor is almost 45 minutes late for his address.

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I'm sure it's very easy

Where my florida boys at? We about to ride this bitch out.

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See

More days I spent with my retarded room-mate lad and more I crave for a total culling RIGHT NOW.

THEY HAVE TO GO AWAY, LOW IQ MUST GO

I'm for Trump, but he seriously needs to STFU and listen to what the faggot governors are asking for. Set national guidelines already, too, and stop acting retarded for once.

Yeah, I'm sure he's immune

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Schools closed for 4 weeks here in Iowa. Don't have a source but I'm sure someone can find it and put it in the next thread

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praise kek

This. Anybody with half a brain can see how much worse H1N1 was.

People are sheep.

their precious fountain of youth was tainted

Normies found out when bakkaball was cancelled.

It was a different time

Can I find details on this, user?

no! not my heckin pensionrino!

What fool would take that? FUCKINA it's going to kill her. I hope she got enough money out of this.

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lol, is it for real?

EU closed imports is BULL SHIT. Neighbor came from Spain via UK to Miami, YESTERDAY, they are not checking SHIT at the airport, he is coughing like a motherfucker.

WTF are they telling everyone that they are closing borders when they are not checking for origin of each individual or if they are sick or not when they get in????

Fuck DHS, fuck TSA, etc etc.

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Qoomers are fucking retarded.

yeah, that means it isnt serious at all

yes, it actually is. confirmed by the doctor who posted something akin to "this virus is everything, watery eyes, diarrhea, .." i can't remember more but it's in these threads often

Montreal, 10 case this morning, now they are reporting 18!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

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don't buy them, they don't work unless you're a medical professional, and the authorities will have you shot if they find out you've been buying medical supplies

BANK RUN BOYS
I'M GOING FOR IT

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Lucky for Trudeau he is gay and dont touch his wife

Are you ready to die, anons?

Dumb frogs thought they were too good for the quarantine and were going outside so now they had to bring in the French army

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Cuomo declared president

>iowa
Heuheueheuehehh

>How much worse H1N1 was
H1N1-2009 is also currently going around and has been for months. Exactly how is it worse?

A person (outside China) dies of Corona-chan every 2 minutes

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kek
pls make a thread including every city on the world where things have shut down

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Orlando/UCF here. Locked and loaded, been fully prepped since mid-february

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Okay, I'll bite. They are not going to "cancel credit cards." See you in three months!

>China doing kinda fine after 2 months of absolute lockdown
>the US and Europe already on the verge of fucking economic collapse after 1 week varying degrees of lockdown and inaction.

I don't believe it. We will be fine. Right guys?

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oh hi, have i mentioned how much i hate niggers and jews today?

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At this point, yea.
Just enjoy watching it all burn.

I WANT THE KEKS TO DIE
I WANT THE FEMOIDS TO DIE
THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE WORLD

>entire world shutting down one by one
>burger of nothing
pick 1 (one)

Wrong, memeflag. Do your research.
Lol ok

The rate of infection is 6 to 8 people per zombie.
Seasonal flu is about 1.3

Maybe with this crisis they'll be some spontaneous re-emigration

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twitter.com/PaulCTV/status/1239620329447796737

SOPHIE TRUDEAU GOT BLACKED

State govt worker here. I'm ready for this shit

Ayy lmao. Hope he infected all of the government. All these old communists should die.

>Actor Idris Elba tests positive for Coronavirus. Met with Sophie Gregoire Trudeau in London before she tested positive
He pozzed Trudeau's wife

>semi automatic sub"machine" gun

Fuck, i am so depressed we're all going to die

Which state niqqa?

My grandpa works and Bitcoin and can confirm.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YC85Nk-4yFI

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>Big hmmmmm.
DON'T BELIEVE ME? FUCK YOU. THIS IS REAL STUFF

BABED :DDDD

NIGGER WITH COVID-19
>NIGGER WITH COVID-19
NIGGER WITH COVID-19
>NIGGER WITH COVID-19
NIGGER WITH COVID-19
>NIGGER WITH COVID-19
NIGGER WITH COVID-19
>NIGGER WITH COVID-19

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239623445828296704

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Can we meme a bank run?

Should be piss easy in this climate

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Why is it shutting down? What do the elite have to gain from this? Do you have any critical thinking whatsoever?

Of course not, the government tells you 2+2 is 10 and you say 10.

Hows the herd.

941/SRQ
Watching anime and eating Vitamin C likes it going out of style

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Ebin

the economy will suffer yes, but its not a financial crisis, its a crisis.
The stock market might get totally destroyed but it will rebound back.
The lowest point could be worse than 1929 but it will only last as long as the health crisis

Clever girl

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>kill yourself

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-pubs/uk-closes-down-social-life-as-coronavirus-outbreak-accelerates-idUSKBN2132ZJ

It sounds like he just told people to not go, but he didn't close anything.

Will this finally be the culture shifting event I always wanted?

germany - 80 mil people, 6k infected, few old oncologic patiens dead

germans really are a nation of dumb coward rats

After Idris Accident is Trudeu an official Cuck?

YES
JOIN THE /HERD/
TOGETHER WE WILL MIGRATE ACROSS THE WASTELAND

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Ready 4 purge
North of Orlando reporting. Fully prepped except for eggs. Heading out after this thread to get some.

godfuckingdammit who's gonna star in the biopic now?

Copycats

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>another celebrity has it out of less than 200k worldwide
Yeah this is starting to look weirder by the second
Also, if he actually has it, that bitch behind him should probably keep her distance and stop touching her face

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Pleasse enlighten us with some examples of his wisdom user.

what a cute boy omg
can I make love to him user

It's your punishment for gloating about 0 infected in February

>tfw neet living in the ass end of nowhere in the middle of some forest town with 10k people
make sure you run before other wagies grab your toiletti papers

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>spreading

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They just have the means to get test results in a few hours.

Embarrassing.

They have started discussing it from "zero interest" to "every of normie I know" through these weekends, and they have already started hoarding for grechka, toilet paper and salt. That means that when someone dies from random cytokine storm in the centre of a big city we get mass panic and empty shelters. I have bought 2 month worth of food and medicine as soon I heard first of normies talking about it without sarcasm.

Some store shelves are empty of stuff like grechka but rly fine. Normie coworker in EKB said she stood in line for an hour for grechka, but they might just be retarded over there

Trump is probably going to close the border to everyone but leafs today I'd say.

Based desu

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>i've always wanted
It'll shift culture but not the way you want lmao

>what a cute boy

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They also travel way more than the average person.

New thread

And over 1k infected daily, and our government says that ~70% germans going to be infected

thx, there is still some in stock, im gonna buy a few

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>not growing you weed in the summer and having ounces on hand.
step up

new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread:

>been NEET shut in for several years
>people on news saying how hard it will be for people to stopinside for a couple of weeks
fucking normies not gonna make it

Please let the next one be me.

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>have coof
>shortness of breath
>low grade fever
>go to hospital to get tested
>they test me for the flu bro
>flu test negative
>chest X-ray negative
>handed paper to 14 day quarantine
Why am I being quarantined without a test?
>they prescribed a z-Pack bro
Me: Do I have a bacterial infection?
Them: no it’s just precaution
Me: precaution for what exactly? Bacterial infection is very obvious if it’s occurring.
>call work tell them about the 14 day wtf
>they transfer me to the work clinic
>work clinic tells me to bring a note from my primary care physician to clear me
>still coofing and this sucks bro
This has been handled so poorly
They are not testing for covid19 in Florida unless you have a fever over 103, have been on a cruise, or have been in contact with a confirmed positive person

One of my favorites, thank you user :)

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Back to Facebook boomer

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I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT!

SHIT'S FUCKED YO!

WE FINNA DIE BRA

BOOGALOOOOOOO

ALL OF NY UNDER LOCKDOWN!

How cold can it get in Denmark?

How would you know kind sir, we have to wait to find out.

roll for the nigger's death

Why would they cancel credit cards?

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Once it gets bad enough, they will cancel ALL cards, to stop people going out.
They will also limit cash withdrawals to stop a run. This will cause a run, which is when they shut down all financial services.
Some countries have shut down ALL shops except food and pharmacies. It's a very real thing.
But you resupply with your credit card in 6 weeks, user.
I'm sure it will be fine.

Tfw you live less then a 10 minute drive from this

SINK THE CHINKS

Go to the earlier one.

market just dancing around closure...

Out of cash does not mean a bankrun.

y don't u believe me :(

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That is a girl user and she already has a wife. Save you love for Corona-chan because she is going to fuck you soon enough

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Nig Nog Chimpout starting in 48 hours (at least). Wouldn't want to be there.

That reminds me, I need to switch out my bullet button

Rude

>our government says

what a dumb faggot you are

Don't be a retard. They are just high profile enough to have access to tests. There are millions of people globally infected, but the ones you hear about are the rich powerful ones who can: A) get tested B) have news stories circulate about them.