/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2155 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Any US state that has deployed its National Guard?

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NEW: UK reports 171 new cases of coronavirus and 18 new deaths, raising total to 1,543 cases and 53 dead

>NEW: UK reports 171 new cases of coronavirus and 18 new deaths, raising total to 1,543 cases and 53 dead

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All foreign exchange students are being sent back to their country of origin due to the Corona Virus

youtube.com/watch?v=Ssa13sZLloo

So tiresome

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ARMY TRUCKS IN PARIS AS FAR AS THE EYES CAN SEE

mobile.twitter.com/HayronSJ/status/1239602627148726274

Swissbros, the official number of cases for today is 130.
That can't be right? we had over 800 yesterday. Not a single new case in BS and BL.
Where is the real number of new cases?

nos.nl/livestream/npo-nieuws.html
nos.nl/livestream/npo-nieuws.html
nos.nl/livestream/npo-nieuws.html

>PEOPLE NEED TO GET USED TO THE IDEA OF HOSPITALS GETTING FLOODED
>IF THAT HAPPENS WE NEED TO REQUIRE HERD IMMUNITY
>JUST LIKE THE UK L M A O FUCK OUR SHIT UP SENPAI

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Sf will shut down within 72 hours for 2 weeks-30 days. Not a larp.

based

Chile is the choosen one
kek said it

wtf are you even trying to say? People die every damn day lmao

>Poland is handling the outbreak better then most of the western countries

I can't believe how hard you guys have fucked up this time

I'm sacrificing one can of /deenz/ a day to make sure argiebro makes it in the end

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NUKE
THE
CHINKS
NOW

It’s over.

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>one bat caused global economic collapse and tens of trillions of dollars to be lost in stock markets

based

What's YOUR excuse?

we're the chosen one to purge this cursed continent.

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We're in for fun and exciting times user, just like how Spain traversed and traveled around the world.

LMAO I REMEMBER YOU BEING SMUG ABOUT 0 CASES ONE WEEK AGO

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

they might have worked through a backlog of them before.

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>experimental vaccine

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BASED

ADE is going to fuck her up. I hope she enjoys the cytokine storm

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for a cuck bong, what would be better a slingshot with metal balls or a crossbow?

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even Italians and Iranians?

I have nothingburger friends posting about how thousands of people are recovering from coronavirus.
How do I explain to them the reinfection possibility?

THAT WASN'T EVEN ME
APOLOGIZE

Washington governor press conference

pscp.tv/w/cT5l1TFEWUVYa3ZOV0F5amd8MVlxeG9Rd01ibEJHdoWRCTGSgZct-ylp_9YyrAXitSo1ZYqewrMKXYTRYsYf

Its ogre. OC

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Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters.
>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
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>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters.
>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters.
>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
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>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
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>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
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>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
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>Seattle's Sakura-Con 2020 Convention Canceled. New York, Los Angeles close movie theaters
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When is America gonna go into a nationwide quarantine/lockdown? I want a few weeks off.

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you didnt saw the based 777?

have they learned from the SARS 2003 vaccine tests? hope those test subjects have life insurance.

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Finnish government declared state of emergency. Borders will be closed, public gatherings of more than 10 people are banned, elderly people are in quarantine and museums, libraries etc. will be closed. Something like this has never been put to action since the WW2.

It is on, boys!

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>russian normies started to panic
Fuck normie scum. Prices will fucking skyrocket now.

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much ado about nothing

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FOLLOW CEDA'S ADIVCE:

>REPORT UNUSUAL BEHAVIOUR
>BARRICADE YOUR HOMES
>AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED
>WAIT FOR OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS

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It's a nothingburger you pussy kraut.

And nothing of value was lost

Does anyone have the yellow suit template for this?

Canada are even locking out their own citizens if they are showing symptoms now. Kek.

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Yes, we still miss numbers from three regions

lmfao, they better be paying that lady well. they're putting dead coronavirus in her right?

you know how many people get flu after getting flu vaccine? a LOT

You should remember that you made this post when you are dying of asphyxiation in a week or two.

Francisco Garcia death: Spanish football coach dies from coronavirus aged 21

>7 billion people in the world
>7000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Ugh, everytime Trudeau appears I get wet

Gotchu homes

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I’m guessing later today or added into tomorrow’s count

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Reposting because I finished reading the article and I found something interesting

tgcom24.mediaset.it/mondo/coronavirus-19-mln-di-mascherine-per-litalia-bloccate-da-altri-paesi_16184369-202002a.shtml
>EU stole 19 million masks Italy had bought

>"Se lo avessimo saputo a novembre..."- "A noi servono mascherine, respiratori meccanici ed ossigeno a fronte di un mercato asfittico", ha detto Zaia. "Se a novembre ci avessero detto realmente a che cosa andavamo incontro invece di parlarci di semplice influenza, avremmo avuto tutto il tempo di dotarci del necessario come stiamo facendo adesso reperendo i respiratori, ce ne sono giunti di nuovi dalla Protezione civile, di cui abbiamo estremo bisogno", ha aggiunto.
>If only we would have known back in November... We need masks, ventilators and oxygen in a dead market. If back in November (((they))) had told us what we truly would have faced instead of talking about a simple flu, we would have had all the time in the world to supply ourselves with all the necessary
November being the month where the weird flu season svenanon throughougly talked about started.

That bad eh, OP?

Ok, see you in about 6 months. Off to the Antarctica with the escaped elite.

> Byeee

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Don't put in more effort. If they don't see the danger in a disease that's contagious as fuck and puts 5% in ICU, 15% in general hospitalisation, then they're too dumb to help.

Seems like our gov just said fuck it and stopped reporting.
Remember that you shouldn't see your friends but being packed in the train to go wageslave is ok goy.

Jersey fag here. Governor Murphy is closing all restaurants, bars, gyms, and casinos, and suggesting an 8pm curfew

nj.com/coronavirus/2020/03/gov-murphy-asks-for-statewide-curfew-in-new-jersey-amid-coronavirus-outbreak.html

Italy has private hospitals as well when you can pay the €30000 ventilator treatment out of pocket if you so wish

Reply to this post if you were /cvg/

Rollan

>mom literally says ''its just a flu, bro''
Guys...

lol I would say good effort but that's not even true

You know it's bad when our government is doing preventive measures like this.

>Italy has announced that they may stop refuse treatment for patients over 80
>stop refuse treatment
>stop refuse

love u user

I thought the happening was gonna be more fun, but it turns out it's boring as hell. I still have to work, but from home

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It's over
Italy numbers are going down, everything is quarantined and vaccines are already being made
Hope you enjoyed, doomposters

mmm fresh pasta

>uni closed
>get to do my tutoring job online now

blessed be corona-chan, socially acceptable hikki mode is go

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The army is deployed in Paris
>twitter.com/Conflits_FR/status/1239609684035854336

PA IS FUCKED

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>Mongolia just confirmed 3 new cases.
>Total 4.

Yes, let me pay 4k USD for a visit to the doctor

You shouldn't have rollan, now u ded in 2 months

WHO IS GOING TO SAVE US?

>BREAKING: Pennsylvania Governor Wolf orders the statewide close of all non-essential businesses - AP

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239615339136200706?s=20

WEW

next circuit breaker when?

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yes please sir. inject corona directly into my veins

her face has apathetic desperation written all over it.

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srsly if the chinks actually hadn’t told real numbers until now and were in big problems as all you idiots say, wouldn’t it already be decovered by someone?

i think they actually handled it well and now they will be laughing at crashing western economies

>skipping animal trials to speed shit up
This "vaccine" is going to unsafe as fuck.

Show her spain numbers

Should've done this 10 years ago before Canada became muzzy...now we're fucked and 'love islam' or go to jail.

NO NO NO GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
YOU'VE GONE TOO GOD DAMN FAR CORONA
IT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES
I EVEN THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY FUCKING GIRUGAMESH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Keep baking senpai, keep safe

>they think they're different but they behave the same way
>I' not like the other girls.

Is this true re Italy?

CORONABUSTERS!

>contract coronavirus from sucking infected baby dick
>oyvey.exe
>get tested
>kvetching over results to come in
>positive
>have to return to the homeland
>go with grandson to airport
>coof.mp3 on repeat
>think they will quarantine me
>start remembering holocaust defense story
>security starts covering their faces
>the shoah is here
>they enclose me in a giant plastic bag
>fat ebony goy says "ooh, nigga you stink"
>board plane
jew/10

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I hope they don't cancel Comiket and everyone there dies

Yeah, we probably will hit the 30k infected tomorrow...

Any news from Trump? Has he declared martial laws?

can someone put joe in there?

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I expect the horselords to lead the Chinese extermination campaign in the future.

yes, and if you want to change it for the better you now have your chance. ALL of these crusty old rich fucks are about to get dealt with.

Cytokine...storm?

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Fun times are over

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California when?

NY

>discovered by someone
hmmmm I don't know, maybe over 90000 doctors from China who said that already? or western experts? or that italian professor guy who said they lie and the number is 20x higher?
i dont know bro youre right

ARE WE WORTHY ENOUGH?

>BOSS NO ITS JUST A FLU

>BOSS NOOOOOOOOOOO-

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"Kill all son's of bitches." That's my official instructions.

No, but should be peaking soon. An user posted this in last bread.

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Not yet, but states are already doing soft quarantines.

PM Rutte basically said: "It's important that all of us get infected by Corona, because then as a country we can get stronger and life will once again move on as usual again"

But at the same time argues that the measures we have will stay in place. He's essentially saying that we all should get sick at some point, just not all at once. Else our healthcare system can't deal with it.

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>ban gatherings of more than 10 people
>put more than 10 people to secure border
DUDE

Argie threads are best threads

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Corona Chan pls spread faster here, I still have to go to work

Dutch PM intents to follow herd immunity strategy.

I guess any country that doesn't have it under control at this point can't do a full lockdown and will do the same.

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Basta che l'industria vada avanti, altrimenti l'Italia diventa un cratere post-apocalittico alla Mad Max

300% GROWTH. Goodbye, odongs.

6 minutes of chink farts seems appropriate for this thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=oelxVcq79B8

I started to feel sore throat today and I'm coofing a bit, should I be worried? I don't have fever yet.

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>tanks in 30 minutes

Any dutchfags just watched the press conference? I missed it

Is not anyone else really being impressed with how Xi handled the virus

sauce you faggot

>Benin +1

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turns out you're fucked

god dammit. end of the world got me nostalgic for old memes

AHHHHH WILL THIS FINALLY LEAD TO ONLINE GAMBLING FINALLY BEING LEGALIZED IN THE US

>virus
>dead
she's as dead as your braincells

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OUR DREAMS!
>youtube.com/watch?v=kPZRb4_G7sc

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Tomorrow you gonna get almost 11.000 in Spain guys, you're gonna see it.

You're not forced to use socialized medicine though, we've got some top-tier private sector hospitals too

We must put together a team that will defeat corona. Who's in?

so everyone

youtube.com/watch?v=D3QPmphUK_M&t=2m40s
>groepsimmuniteit
>maar niet allemaal tegelijk ziek worden svp :-DDD

If she's confirmed
>why the fuck isn't she wearing a mask
she, for sure, is carrying a highly infectious airborne virus and breathing all over the fucking room?
ngmi

Build up herd immunity, which makes sense.

Cheers user.

What is this thing again? Should I care?

I wonder if "asylum" is still the password into Finland.

any more playing cards? I need the full deck.

What's the source about the Italian doctor? I missed it on the news

>Silver dropped to $11
>But when I go to buy I get this.
I want my physical silver now though

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Donerooney. GIMP and paint.net are free user. You should try it

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>predicting the peak
Retard.

Me too, I have been here 14 years. Won't make the 15th at this rate.

>53 Dead
>20 Recovered

The NHS hard at work to get that HERD IMMUNITY

I fucking hate Rutte but this is the smartest move. Just let it spread, but try to keep it under a certain degree of control. A total lockdown would cause way more harm then the virus would.

What have you done?

You mean build herd sterility

seriously why are we so late on everything when we've got massive breakouts

checked, so it be

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sauce idiot kraut?

only verified numbers i could find were those of your economic DAX index falling rapidly to ground

You'll see user... You'll see

Have your useless (you) memeflag.

Yea I'm super impressed he hid numbers, burned bodies, welded people into apartment buildings and then collapsed them killing all inside. Super efficient handling if you just kill your population and claim nothing happened

My mom is a doctor and she just got a call from the health service. They told her a patient she saw yesterday and showed symptoms of coronavirus, tested positive today.

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a mate of mine is a foreign exchange student in Finland, he's staying there till summer instead of coming back.

>t. american education

What would happen if you vaccinated someone with inactivated virus particles? The immune system might still recognize the virus and create anitbodies.

t. zero medical knowledge

>there is only one way to make a vaccine
No

Brazil has one of the most retarded governments, fuck. They're not doing anything besides stopping soccer matches, for fucks sakes. They're still saying there's no community spreads, so there's no need for "extreme" measures right now. Everywhere governments have been closing their own country's borders and trying to prevent it.
They can't even test a proper amount of people. They're obviously waiting for this to blow up to start doing anything,and then it'll be too late. Brazil is absolutely fucked.

Thats because they just guess at what flu's they think are going to spread around the world each year. If they get it wrong you maybe get protected, you maybe get kinda protected, maybe you don't get protected at all. The flu comes out of rural china every year.

moreover people have bad reactions to the shot all the time.

As for the vaccine it could be an entirely different virus that has corona-like genetic structures that will teach the body to attack the coronavirus. Could be dead corona. Could be live corona with key genes cut out. Lots of ways to make it.

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witnessed

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based uk first country to be enitrley immune to virus by may

Spain is Italy 2.0 confirmed

I've got a bunch of deeply retarded friends who spent January and February telling me to chill out about corona, now they're posting deeply retarded posts about how we should care about refugees in refugee camps.

Ah, so that's how mail-order brides are shipped.

oi

WHICH FUCKING REGIONS ARE MISSING FROM ITALY'S TOLL?

I hope they all get corona and die, hate these retards so much

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Some turkbro please explain what is this, whò are they and where are they.

twitter.com/benutandim2/status/1239604966530187272?s=20

dozo yoroshiku

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I left when moot sold it but I came back once I realized the world was ending

here5ever

Say goodbye to globalism

In short: get fucked you faggot.

high power sling with 10mm steel ball
or a 40-60lb bow would do fine too

Can Yas Forums tell me why China has the disease under control while other countries are being ravaged? 98.000 versus barely over 80.000?

>b-but its only one country!!!!

well that's right, but it is also the cradle of the disease. Meanwhile, right NOW, China has not a SINGLE new case or death for DAYS-- almost a WEEK without a single new spot of the disease there. Meanwhile, yes, other countries are on the brink of despair, closing industry and schools. Should the trend follow, China will soon be waaaaaay behind other countries such as Italy or Iran.

Wasn't China incompetent, Yas Forums? What happened?

wtf you just created the vaccine

That's literally how many (most) vaccines are made

Agreed Hans, agreed. Dude is probably a central fucking part of the /cvg/ timeline now, along with the other bakers as well

Give me the cards and their effects. Will try to at least do a passable shoop but won't guarantee any great ones.

Jew Jersey is fucked Bros

wooooow 20000 people had corona in a country full of 60 million pasta niggers

say it with me
>NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BURGER
>NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BURGER

Nah, we don't have martian's law yet. Stay safe bro.

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MACHINE BROKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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well it looks like that faggot boomer that coughed on my at the mall gave me coronachan...
im starting to dry cough more and my head is getting warm. It was nice doing memes anons...
such a shame, I only went out once to meet this weeb girl I meet online...i shouldve stuck with waifus.

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Anyone notice the low death rate (~1%) on the Diamond Princess? That has me puzzled.

I'm convinced that these people are in the bargaining stage of grief. be sure to let them know this

I fucking love this place.

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F

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should have replied to that post now your mom's dead

Yas Forums is a bonbi board

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is your mom hot?

cute wolfgirls are cute I love you and your pictures

Sauce?
>believe mu pic bruh

thank you

>tfw that user was right and when every country go on lockdown they will start the purge

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Pretty simple. China is lying

Enjoy the New World Order. This is part of the Malthusian agenda.

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Whoa how did nobody think of that
2020 nobel prize winner here

Cause Romania is safe. Seriously aside bad driving, what's there to kill you?

Actual anonymong here.

From what I've read, particularly from the 4plebs archive, Eddie appears to be capable of correlated loop shitposting, long-term schizophrenic inhibition and innate phrasing structures. His envious pathophysiological wording sub-units exhibit hyper-toxic qualities absolutely utilizing piratesque rogueatic kiaism. This is in line with older 4plebetic archiving and active pubetic monitorisation. surprisingly his advanced alcoholic cataclysm shitposting seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation seen in Pube, and cross-referencing phrasic word analysation shows he can endure equal unilateral stress.

If his specific schizo-charactological expression engineered arrayed hyper-toxic qualities react strongly with unregulated anonymonglex moderate positive "normal-posting" then engineered non-correlated shitposting should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental envious pathophysiological wording sub-units.

AMA
(important questions can be asked in britpol, for example: "who is eddie")

>uni wants me to report attendance daily during usual class time
what the fuck are they thinking? I want to sleep all day and study when i feel like it.

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Italy
>2158 deaths

China
>3213 deaths

No, we're not lying! How could you even suggest this, dirty white people?!

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Why in the fuck are you friends with them?

Hahahaha. Well shit.
And i was laughing at britbongs for them doing this.

I DON'T KNOW HOW EXPONENTIAL CURVES WORK
>I DON'T KNOW HOW EXPONENTIAL CURVES WORK
I DON'T KNOW HOW EXPONENTIAL CURVES WORK
>I DON'T KNOW HOW EXPONENTIAL CURVES WORK

good

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because china is lying
They have to
their economy cannot survive any longer with shutdown production

look at traffic
it's still 30-60% lower than average
in China individual lives are an expendable resource

Based

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Wow she got ugly

Friendly reminder that no one in Spain is really respecting the quarantine. Everybody is acting like a retarded teen angry because his parents don't let him do what he wants. Specially the boomers are the ones least giving a fuck about it.

I don't want to join the herd bros

Are you Canary Island user? He had a mum who worked in the hospital, hope you guys are safe.

All the numbers are inaccurate.
Although fare more accurate than other fucking countries.

can we go ahead and do ww3 then? I mean, everybody's bored now right?

Alright faggots just quit my job now time to stock up on some more ammo for the boogz

It's gonna be worse.
Doing my calculations, +29,000 cases in Spain at Sunday.

Which zone of Spain?

Where’s the countrywide shutdown? You said it was happening today

NO it was weak because 1. the initial briefings Trump was told it was a nothingburger while Nancy (sister of Rod Rosenstein) at CDC knew differently. Walter Williams countered Trump's order NOT to allow the death princess infected in...now what?

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A vaccine doesn't cure the virus if you have it, it gives you immunity so you can't get it, she has to be negative to test out the vaccine

hello fellow bonbichad
kys

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I don't know..an user posted last bread and I saved it.

uh oh

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You wanna boycott the herd huh user. You wanna be different.

we've had 3 months retard
t. undergrad in math and masters in math

>china is lying

source - my own stupid ass

And so are we. The PSOE government has already taken a huge hit to its credibility and it would collapse if the true figures were to become known.

Can someone post the mega link for corona chan super archive? also here I just made pic related

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I panicked hard because I thought I got infected on a supermarket run, but I was actually just sitting in my room eating potato chips and chocolate for weeks while taking 400-500mg of magnesium per day and giving myself hypermagnesemia. I was experiencing flushing, chest tightness and slight dizziness, which were really scary symptoms at first, but then I realized it's different from corona and found out the real problem. Hope I didn't fuck up my kidneys with this retardedness.

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Airports closed

Sauce is the foreign exchange student staying with me. Just got a call that said they are getting immediate transportation ready.

Wake up sheeple AI is optimizing it power consuption plans by shuting down millions of NPC battaries inside the matrix. You all are in the recursive simulation. The whole thing is just a portal to the next level.

shh

Puglia, Calabria e Trentino Alto Adige

whatever faggot. we'll just take all of your shit while you're gone

lmao go lie somewhere else

if you eat meat, bros
buy it now
get to your store at opening
the warehouses are running out

Fuck off chink

That sucks dude. Right wing friends are precious especially if you are educated.

Sorry I mixed her up with Anzu
post the clown gifs

I'm guessing it's that time again

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>Specially the boomers are the ones least giving a fuck about it.
This is true everywhere, it's a "don't worry we're all gonna get it and will be mild symptons like a flu so carry on" mentallity. We're all fucked except if you live at your own home alone.

> Yuri Bezmenov intensifying.jpeg
he was correct

i hope that “doctor” never gets to operate holy shit
politically opinionated boomer doctors are the fucking worst

I was thinking Scout XT as my choice, no idea if that counts as high power. I was thinking a crossbow over a normal bow would be more convenient for immediate shooting , plus I doubt I'd be able to aim a bow at say street length

What happens with the old people?

Beautifully done, but too graphic for me.
Here's the cropped PG-13 version

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No, I've got pic related to protect me.

No, go away.

Yes, that's me, but she works at a health center, not a hospital proper. Thanks a lot user.

Gran Canaria.

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>t. educated retard
remind me when did it start growing in italy?

Canarias here, lots of boomers doing as nothing changed, gatherings as always, nobody to enforce lockup, stores full without distancing

imagine if the experimental vaccine just mutate the viurs into something worse kek

brace ourselves
consequences wil never be the same

Just made this lads. What do you think?

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Only if you burgers promise to not nuke us.

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zinc is better for viruses anyway.

Drink a fuckload of water over the next few days and you should be ok. probably. I'm not a doctor.

Its funny.

This virus only kills boomers so what happens?
The boomer decided to drag the economy down with them

They also declared the finnish equivalent of martial law (or "Valmiuslaki"), basically just to make old ppl stay the fuck away from us healthy and put schools down.

holy based

There has been comunity spread here in Rio, Hell even some drug lords are barring gringos from entering favelas
Here in rio schools and universities have stopped, and most businesses are reducing the amount of people at work at once, my mother works in education, and only half of the employees are coming in each day.
But even then, the population here is treating it like carnaval and going to the beach or partying, we are fucked
>Pic related

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Enjoy your healthcare system imploding

Well, just wait

Oh, boi oh boi, you are the user with the medic mum , I remember you, we're fucked

Our official infection rate is like 100 times lower than the infection rate among our politicians.
Hmmmm.....

Yah I can't take mag (glycinate) too many days on the bounce either makes me ill.

Both of you go fuck yourself you idiotic, ignorant pieces of crap.
Italian private hospitals are mandated by fucking law to provide infrastructure, personnel, and help at any given time during emergencies.
They wouldn't be allow to operate to begin with, without compromising on that.
No one announced stop refusing fucking treatment to patients. Some have just stated what UK already stated, that some cases are too dire to be cured with the limited resources we have, therefore some will inevitably die with complications.

Inform yourselves you delusional idiots.

Imagine my shock, boomers incapable of thinking of anybody but themselves

>your under quarantine
>ok sounds good
>youtube.com/watch?v=YIvB0_-tQuY

hearty kek

CHILE SHUTS DOWN BORDERS

make the hat visible at his totally and fit the right side of boris face

its always this, how come even the south korea has beaten it? if they were lying, we would know by now for sure

and i trusted you idiots with that stupid article that said asians are in bigger danger than whites

you dont get it, even if the virus is gone the relationship of counties are pretty much destroyed at this point,many people will fault other counties for what they suffered, take italy for example

Got a loicense?

tfw you will never protect bonbi when shit hits the fan

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I don't know where you live but Vitoria is a ghost town since yesterday. It's surreal, almost nobody goes outside

NOOOOO BABY BACK RIB BOIS WE GOT TOO COCKY

NOT IDRIS ELBA!!

Iran'd

I take zinc too, that's why it was difficult to pinpoint the reason. I drank a shitload of water and ate a lot of cheese and immediately felt better.

Ce dracu ai facut?

Has Canada taken the most aggressive measures on border control now, with the exception of letting Americans in

You need the dog though.

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billion people in the world
dead
>>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
>stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
16/3/2021
7 billion people in the world
>>only me posrtng?hey anons?
>>OMG THE END !
>fuck

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No--GERMANY commandeered the shipment of masks and other supplies that China had sent to Italy.

Stop asking this tired question
We all have loicenses by now

>3 months
Meanwhile...

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OC

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Love it user

youtube.com/watch?v=M-Z29c8tgFc

>tfw it dangerous to deal with people, but it's "safe" enough to go to work
FUCK

You're right about Anzu though. Seems like most cosplayers hit the wall at 22 or so

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based boris

Yeah I was taking glycinate. I was fooled by the label, which says the daily dose is 400mg. Fuck no it isn't for me.

IDRIS ELBA!

Wheres the SARS vaccine?
Wheres the AIDS vaccine?
Oh right we dont have working ones yet because they take forever to develop.

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We are at 30k infected, counting those that got cured as well.
We expect 60k total adn 5k ICUs. Therefore it's nearly peaking here, but other countries have just started.
US and your own country have other 30 days of the same shit, without a vaccine.

>China has previously found to lie about every other pandemic, including sars.
>Their numbers match nothing even close to rest of the world for fatality rate
>Censored docotrs disappearing after leaking info about more patients
>Videos of multiple people being stuffed into single body bags
>Doctors and nurses claiming their hospitals alone had higher death counts than all of china in days
>People running multiple cremation furnaces claim they had been running non stop round the clock which would be impossible if the CCP numbers are correct.
But yea no China def telling the truth CCP #1 can I have more social credit points now please?

MHM, Dow -10,14%. -2374 points. And it's just the beginning, they will have to quarantine entire cities eventually.

IDRIS ELBA CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED
IDRIS ELBA CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED
IDRIS ELBA CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED
IDRIS ELBA CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED

Source - the 750 million people in quarantine, china not actually recovering, videos that leak from their people in misery,they asking people for money to get treated ,and a stronger control of the internet

IDRIS ELBA
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Live next to a busy main road here, since yesterday it sounds like Xmas day i.e. no one driving. In fact, it sounds way quieter than xmas day. The UK economy is fubar'ed x 20 of the 2008.

Yas Forums fags btfo

Amen.

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>IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
>IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
>IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!
IDRIS ELBA INFECTED!!!!!

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Isn't martial law more like puolustustilalaki?

I doubt it but I hope you're right

>Vivanda restocks topilet paper and hand sanitizer
BASED

Amrite user?

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BRITFAGS. Good luck! After that shitshow of a press conference we are officially fucked.

me. I got prepped on CVG 69 and was fully prepped at CVG 666

TRIP THE 2ND BREAKER COWARDS

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remember, the ultimate response to any bleeding heart bullshit will always be
>you first

80000 infected just take one mutation to make it a brutal killer

speak for yourself, I live in the same state as her

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Hopefully South America will be placed on lockdown.

Then if we start seeing cases of massive fatality rates over there, we can surmise that the stock broker South American bats user was right all along.

Yeah same here user I'd be as sick as a dog after a few days of that.

NOOOOO HOW WILL HOLLYWOOD REMAKE MOVIES NOW

its the same death in korea. Thats the true death rate.
Most cases are not being tested, lots of people with mild symptoms

>experimental
aka "We have no idea what are we doing"

PEOPLE ARE NOT TAKING THE QUARANTINE AND THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY SERIOUSLY AT ALL

It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better, I only wish I could take everyone that's shrugging and laughing this off and beat them with a club or at least cut some of their fingers off

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Here's my larp for the day..

Bill Gates was working on a vaccine to control world population against a new strain of virus they created. The elites were all given the vaccine under the left eyelid. It wasn't injected, but absorbed through the membrane. This spot was chosen for reasons I won't go into now. The vaccine started causing infections.